Saturday, November 18, 2017

The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh off-screen voiceovers

_________________________________
NARRATOR: This could be
the room of any small boy,
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Winnie the Pooh lived
in this enchanted forest,
_________________________________
NARRATOR: So Winnie the Pooh
climbed the honey tree.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Winnie the Pooh
crawled out of the gorse bush,
_________________________________
NARRATOR: So Christopher Robin
towed Winnie the Pooh
_________________________________
POOH AND CHRISTOPHER:
Everyone knows that a rain cloud
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was not
the sort to give up easily.
_________________________________
RABBIT: No!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: So Pooh ate, and ate,
and ate, and ate,
_________________________________
RABBIT: Oh, my heavens to Betsy.
_________________________________
RABBIT: Here we come. Don't worry.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: While Pooh's bottom
was stuck at the top of page 28,
_________________________________
-POOH: A lunch box!
-(WHISTLING) It certainly is!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: And then, one morning,
when Rabbit was beginning to think
_________________________________
GOPHER: Suffering sassafras.
He's sailing clean out of the book!
_________________________________
GOPHER: Quick! Turn the page!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: We come
to the next chapter in which...
_________________________________
POOH: But I haven't finished yet.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Piglet lived
in the middle of the forest
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Trespassers William?
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Yes, yes, yes.
And on this blustery day...
_________________________________
PIGLET: Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: As soon as
Christopher Robin
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Owl talked
from page 41 to page 62.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Now, Pooh, being a bear
of very little brain,
_________________________________
POOH: Oh, not for honey, I hope.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Well, if what Tigger
said was true,
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Now, the very blustery
night turned into a very rainy night,
_________________________________
GHOSTLY VOICE:
Heffalumps and woozles.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: As a matter of fact,
_________________________________
NARRATOR: So the Hundred
Acre Wood got floodier and floodier.
_________________________________
EEYORE: There's one.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: So Owl flew out
over the flood
_________________________________
-Have you seen Piglet?
-PIGLET: Excuse me, I have...
_________________________________
NARRATOR:
Everyone followed Eeyore.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: And so, Pooh was
a hero for saving Piglet,
_________________________________
NARRATOR: In the next chapter,
there's a great deal of bouncing.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: While he was thinking,
all of a sudden...
_________________________________
NARRATOR: There goes Tigger,
_________________________________
RABBIT: Order, please.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: It was agreed they'd
start the next morning,
_________________________________
PIGLET: Tigger's lost now,
isn't he, Rabbit?
_________________________________
RABBIT: (CHUCKLES)
He's lost, all right, Piglet.
_________________________________
PIGLET: (CHUCKLES)
Oh, goody. This is lots of fun, Pooh.
_________________________________
-TIGGER: Hello!
-Oh, my goodness. Hide!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Rabbit was certain
everything was going according to plan,
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was getting
tired of seeing the same sand pit,
_________________________________
NARRATOR: So Pooh and Piglet
waited in the mist for Rabbit.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: They walked off together
and, for a long time, Piglet said nothing
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Rabbit was
still wandering around in the mist.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: They started back.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (CHUCKLES)
So Tigger and Roo
_________________________________
TIGGER: Say, how did this tree
get so high?
_________________________________
TIGGER: S-T-O-P. Stop!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: We'll have to leave Tigger
up in the treetop for a little while.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: And so it seemed to be.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: So they went on,
feeling a little anxious now,
_________________________________
TIGGER: Hello!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: (CHUCKLES)
Well, Tigger, your bouncing
_________________________________
CHRISTOPHER: You can let go, Tigger.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: But, Tigger,
look for yourself.
_________________________________
TIGGER: Come on, bounce.
_________________________________
NARRATOR: And so,
we come to the last chapter
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Wherever they go,
_________________________________

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

Cars 3 off-screen voiceovers

_________________________________
McQUEEN: Okay, here we go.
_________________________________
-MATER: Yes, sir, you did.
-(McQUEEN GASPS)
_________________________________
MACK: Hey, Lightning, you ready?
_________________________________
-CAR: Pass him now, 24!
-Lightning McQueen!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Into the pit goes
Lightning McQueen,
_________________________________
BOBBY: Congratulations, cupcake.
_________________________________
-(CHEERING)
-CAR: Go, Dinoco!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Whoo!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Another great finish
in the making.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: The flag is out.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Holy cow!
CUTLASS: Whoa!
_________________________________
DARRELL: Neither Lightning nor
Bobby ever saw him coming.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER ON PA:
It's one thing to start fast,
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Hey, Bobby? Who is that?
_________________________________
REPORTER: Storm,
can we get some pictures?
_________________________________
REPORTER: Storm, give us a quote.
What's your top speed?
_________________________________
CUTLASS: I'll tell you what, Darrell,
_________________________________
DARRELL: With six veterans
fired to clear the way.
_________________________________
JACKSON STORM: Oh, green flag.
_________________________________
NATALIE CERTAIN: One reason Storm
and the next-gens are more efficient:
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Win number three
for the rookie sensation.
_________________________________
NATALIE CERTAIN:
Storm's in a class of his own.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Storm's ability
to hold that line
_________________________________
DARRELL: Four in a row?
Are you kidding me?
_________________________________
NATALIE CERTAIN:
2% lower drag coefficient.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Oh, what a finish!
_________________________________
NATALIE CERTAIN:
5% increase downforce.
_________________________________
-DARRELL: Lucky number seven.
-1.2% higher top speed.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Amazing! Nine!
_________________________________
REPORTER 1: What changes
are you gonna make
_________________________________
REPORTER 2: Will McQueen try
new training methods?
_________________________________
REPORTER 3: Is he prepared to retire?
_________________________________
REPORTER 3: Wait a minute.
_________________________________
NATALIE CERTAIN:
More changes ahead, Chick.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Hello racing fans.
_________________________________
BRICK: They can't do this.
I've raced for you guys almost 10 years.
_________________________________
SPONSOR: The whole sport's changing.
I'm just doing what I got to do.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: A final check of his tires
as Storm settles into the pole position.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Boogity, boogity, boogity.
Let's end this season with a great race.
_________________________________
NATALIE CERTAIN: Forty laps to go
and race leader, Jackson Storm...
_________________________________
DARRELL: What a pit stop
by McQueen!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: But can he hold on to it?
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Storm takes back the lead!
_________________________________
DARRELL: Unbelievable!
McQueen is fading!
_________________________________
MAN ON RADIO:
(SING-SONG) W-H-L-Z
_________________________________
RADIO HOST: Welcome back
to Piston Cup Talk.
_________________________________
COMMENTATOR:
For the checkered flag.
_________________________________
HUDSON: When I finally
got put together,
_________________________________
RUSTY ON SPEAKERS:
What about the car from Everett?
_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Rusty and Dusty!
-Well, look who's here.
_________________________________
SARGE: Morning, McQueen!
Hey, look at you.
_________________________________
FLO: Oh!
SHERIFF: He looks so good!
_________________________________
-LIZZIE: Good luck in college.
-(CHUCKLES)
_________________________________
REPORTER 1: McQueen, over here!
_________________________________
REPORTER 2:
McQueen, how you feeling?
_________________________________
DUSTY: Looks good, doesn't it?
_________________________________
DUSTY: Yeah, you know,
it's kind of a cozy,
_________________________________
DUSTY: Besides, this Sterling fellow?
_________________________________
STERLING: Lightning McQueen!
You made some serious time, partner.
_________________________________
RUSTY: Please no pictures.
_________________________________
DUSTY: Okay, maybe one.
Get my good side though, will you?
_________________________________
STERLING: So? You like it?
_________________________________
STERLING: Sacred dirt.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Huh.
_________________________________
STERLING ON SPEAKER:
It's an electronic suit.
_________________________________
STERLING: This center has
quickly become
_________________________________
STERLING: Oh, yes.
_________________________________
CAR 1: That was amazing.
CAR 2: Awesome. Yeah!
_________________________________
CRUZ: There you go!
_________________________________
-Win for them!
-McQUEEN: Wow.
_________________________________
STERLING: She trains young racers
to push through their own obstacles.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: When do we go
on the simulator?
_________________________________
CRUZ: Good morning,
Mr. Queen. Looking good.
_________________________________
KURT: How's it hanging, Drip Pan?
_________________________________
KURT: Hit him with the bugs! (LAUGHS)
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: All cars in
the test bay simulator--
_________________________________
McQUEEN: To the future.
_________________________________
STERLING: All right.
My star racer is on the simulator!
_________________________________
SIMULATOR: Prepare to race.
The green flag is out.
_________________________________
SIMULATOR: You have hit a wall.
_________________________________
SIMULATOR: You have crashed.
You have crashed.
_________________________________
CRUZ: It's not easy for him.
STERLING: Cruz, just relax.
_________________________________
-Give him another chance.
-STERLING: I will talk to him.
_________________________________
CRUZ: I can still work with him.
STERLING: I know he's your project.
_________________________________
-CRUZ: Are you sure?
-Cruz.
_________________________________
-CRUZ: Well, can't you just--
-Cruz.
_________________________________
CRUZ: It's not easy for him.
_________________________________
STERLING: Look, I'm trying to help you.
McQUEEN: Whoa.
_________________________________
-STERLING: Thank you very much.
-Uh...
_________________________________
STERLING: Hey, Lightning.
_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Mudflaps?
-Of course.
_________________________________
LUIGI: Welcome, racers,
to Fireball Beach!
_________________________________
ELECTRONIC MALE VOICE:
Hamilton here.
_________________________________
HAMILTON: 46 miles per hour.
63 miles. Out of range.
_________________________________
HAMILTON: 54 miles per hour.
_________________________________
-Ah! Sorry!
-LUIGI: Go!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right, Cruz,
pick a line on the compacted sand.
_________________________________
HAMILTON: 122 miles per hour.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right, one last chance
to try this before it gets dark.
_________________________________
FEMALE CAR: All right! Next!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Racers, get on over
to the startin' line. Pronto!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Welcome, y'all,
to Thunder Hollow Speedway...
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Race fans!
_________________________________
CRUZ: (GASPS) Wait!
No, no, no. I'm not a racer.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: And make way for
the undefeated Crazy Eight champion...
_________________________________
-McQUEEN: Ow.
-(GRUNTS)
_________________________________
RACER: Ha-ha! Watch out.
_________________________________
SUPERFLY: I'm flying!
No! I'm not flying!
_________________________________
-(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
-CAR: Get it. Get it.
_________________________________
CABBIE TAXI: Hey, buddy! Move it!
_________________________________
-Here I come, boy!
-TACO: No, no, no!
_________________________________
MISS FRITTER: Nobody touches him.
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Miss Fritter is
looking to get upright, folks.
_________________________________
CAR: Get up. Get up!
CROWD: Fritter! Fritter!
_________________________________
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
we have a winner!
_________________________________
MALE CAR: Whipplefilter?
_________________________________
-CAR: McQueen!
-(CAMERAS FLASHING)
_________________________________
REPORTER: Tell ours listeners at home
you weren't really trying
_________________________________
FEMALE CAR ON TV:
And earn your physics degree
_________________________________
MALE CAR: You'll get
that and a $200 gift,
_________________________________
MALE CAR 2: Now look here, Warden...
_________________________________
FEMALE CAR 2: Oh, no!
He's got a jack!
_________________________________
NARRATOR: Autos over 100,000 miles
also reported trouble sleeping.
_________________________________
MALE CAR: Throw the old ones out.
This covers--
_________________________________
HICKS: "Champion for the Ages"
Chick Hicks here.
_________________________________
HICKS: Wow!
So what do you think, Certain?
_________________________________
HICKS: Yeah, right!
Talk about humiliating.
_________________________________
HICKS: Wow!
_________________________________
MATER: Oh, well, good.
_________________________________
-CRUZ: All right, I'll go.
-You won't get on the ramp.
_________________________________
CRUZ: How do you know
Smokey's going to be here?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: I don't.
_________________________________
CRUZ: Oh. Do you know
if he's even alive?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Nope.
_________________________________
CRUZ: Okay.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Wait. Mack, pull over!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Good to see you, Doc.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: We don't know that.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: I'll tell you what,
_________________________________
-Would you look at that?
-CRUZ: What?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Three of the biggest
racing legends ever!
_________________________________
RIVER: Lou won't admit this,
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Took Hud all of no time
_________________________________
SMOKEY: You didn't come all this way
for a quart of oil, did you?
_________________________________
SMOKEY: You got the first part right.
_________________________________
HUDSON: You got a lot of stuff, kid.
_________________________________
SHANNON: Shannon Spokes
here at Florida International,
_________________________________
SMOKEY: You want to beat Storm,
you need someone to stand in for him.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: You didn't show up
in Florida for qualifying
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Why are we in a field?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Whoa!
_________________________________
CRUZ: Not cool, man. Not cool!
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Hud was a master
of letting the other cars
_________________________________
RIVER: He used to say
_________________________________
-RIVER: And old.
-And rickety.
_________________________________
-(GUIDO GRUNTING)
-SMOKEY: Reflexes!
_________________________________
GUIDO: Okay.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: This is where
we cut our racing teeth.
_________________________________
JUNIOR MOON:
We ran moonshine, dummy!
_________________________________
CRUZ: Yeah!
_________________________________
RIVER: Yeah!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right!
_________________________________
SMOKEY: All right, we got
time for one last race.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: All right, McQueen.
There you go, boy!
_________________________________
DARRELL: McQueen is fading.
McQueen is fading. Fading fast.
_________________________________
CRUZ: Whoo-hoo! Yes!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: Welcome to
racing's greatest day!
_________________________________
DARRELL: Forty-three cars
and a quarter million fans
_________________________________
CUTLASS: I'm Bob Cutlass,
_________________________________
DARRELL: Well, don't
overlook Lightning McQueen.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: We've heard stories
of the unusual way
_________________________________
MACK: Hey, boss, they're, uh...
_________________________________
REPORTER: Jeff Gorvette,
how does today's talent stack up?
_________________________________
-MATER: Hey, there, buddy!
-Hey, guys.
_________________________________
STERLING: Hey, Lightning!
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Now, go make Hud proud.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Boogity, boogity,
boogity, let's go racing!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: McQueen
is making steady progress
_________________________________
NATALIE CERTAIN: Well,
it won't be enough to catch Storm.
_________________________________
DARRELL: Considering
he started dead last...
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Not too shabby!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: If you were a racer,
_________________________________
STERLING: No. (LAUGHS)
She's not a racer. She's a trainer.
_________________________________
CRUZ: I've wanted to become
a racer forever!
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Wreck in two.
Wreck in turn two.
_________________________________
MIKE: The yellow flag still out, folks.
_________________________________
HAMILTON: Hamilton here.
Call from Chester Whipplefilter.
_________________________________
-You know I do!
-CRUZ: Guys! What are you doing?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Come on, guys!
We got to get her out there! Let's go!
_________________________________
CRUZ: I knew that!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: The green flag is out
and we're back to racing.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Cruz? What are you doing?
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Cruz, you're
looking too tight now.
_________________________________
SMOKEY: Anticipate your turns.
_________________________________
McQUEEN: All right, Cruz. The beach.
_________________________________
CUTLASS: We're just learning
that the racer
_________________________________
-CREW CHIEF: Ramirez up to fourth.
-In fourth? Huh.
_________________________________
CREW CHIEF: Ramirez is in third.
_________________________________
JACKSON STORM: You look good!
_________________________________
-CREW CHIEF: Look behind you.
-What?
_________________________________
-HAMILTON: Hamilton here.
-Call out our speed.
_________________________________
CRUZ: Oh-oh!
_________________________________
CUTLASS: I don't believe it.
It's Cruz Ramirez for the win!
_________________________________
DARRELL: I am speechless!
_________________________________
-(WHOOPING)
-MATER: Nice finish, Cruz! You done it!
_________________________________
MALE FAN 1: Ramirez!
_________________________________
MALE FAN 2: Way to go, Cruz!
_________________________________
STERLING: Out of my way!
Come on! Move it! Move!
_________________________________
McQUEEN: What?
Why is my name up there?
_________________________________
McQUEEN: Did someone
just say old-school?
_________________________________
NASH: Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
_________________________________
FAN: Oh, yeah! I like that.
It's bright, but I like it.
_________________________________
FLO: Looking fabulous.
LUIGI: Favoloso.
_________________________________
-(LAUGHING)
-TEX: Let's go, Team Dinoco!
_________________________________