A Never Pirate off-screen voiceovers

FAIRY GARY: Good morning,

TINKER BELL: You...

ZARINA: He doesn't really think
we should tamper with pixie dust.

ZARINA: Huh.

-Wow.
-ZARINA: Purple pixie dust.

-(ALL GASPING)
-MALE FAIRY: Whoa! Look out!

CLARION: Oh!

FAIRY ANNOUNCER:
Welcome one, welcome all

-CLANK: Ask them to wait!
-(LAUGHING)

ROSETTA: Wasn't me.

BOBBLE: Ooh!

TINKER BELL: Clank!

-Ms. Bell?
-TINKER BELL: Help, we're stuck.

TINKER BELL: Push the button!

ROSETTA: They're in a deep sleep.

ROSETTA: At least a couple of days.

FAWN: Oh, sorry!

TINKER BELL:
(GASPS) We're losing her!

ROSETTA: Oh, my!

TINKER BELL: Oh, no.

-JAMES: Magnificent!
-Quite right.

PORT: We got their blue dust!

STARBOARD:
Well, it's not theirs anymore.

PORT: It is theirs no longer.

STARBOARD:
I just said that, you daft potato muncher.

-(GASPS)
-PORT: Potato...

STARBOARD: You've got a right
wee brain, you know that?

PORT: Still smart enough

-Here!
-PORT: She's getting away!

JAMES: They took the blue dust!

-(GRUNTING)
-ROSETTA: Fawn!

-SILVERMIST: Wake up.
-(GROANS)

TINKER BELL:
Silvermist, are you okay?

-Bright!
-IRIDESSA: Fawn, I can't see!

-What did you do?
-IRIDESSA: I don't know.

TINKER BELL: Wait a minute.

TINKER BELL: No. No, no, no.

IRIDESSA: Garden Fairy!
ROSETTA: Oh.

-(COUGHING)
-SILVERMIST: Guy, are you...

VIDIA: Sil, Fast Flyer, check it out.

IRIDESSA: Will these do?

-Oh! (GRUNTS)
-VIDIA: Go!

ROSETTA:
Well, at least our wings are dry.

YANG: (LAUGHS)
Twenty-one gun salute to the captain.

OPPENHEIMER: Right 21.

BONITO: Nice boom!
PORT: Oh, yes! Nice!

BONITO: That's right!

STARBOARD: Encore!

PORT: Beautiful!

BONITO: A beautiful suggestion.

STARBOARD: Quite thirsty, myself.

JAMES: To our cunning captain.

IRIDESSA: It looks like...

-Let go anchor.
-JAMES: Let go anchor!

-Get out all lines!
-JAMES: Get out all lines!

STARBOARD: Come on, get moving.
PORT: Are you talking to me?

JAMES: Captain says, restock the ship.

PORT: Hey watching where
you're swing that thing!

YANG: (LAUGHS) Work faster, now!

PORT: Come on, you lubber,
get on with it.

JAMES: Hey, shoo, rat!

JAMES:
You know, I remember when I couldn't

-ROSETTA: Fawn!
-(GASPS)

-understand a single jingle.
-VIDIA: Oh, no!

JAMES: So, once the golden
dust has been produced...

JAMES: the sluice will coat the ship
with the perfect amount,

JAMES: No pirate I know could
have imagined such a scheme.

STARBOARD:
All right, just give me the strap.

YANG: That's it, hold it in place.

JAMES:
Right, watch the angle of the flume.

STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!

JAMES:
Make sure the seams are sealed.

STARBOARD: Oh, that golden dust.

-(WHISTLES)
-OPPENHEIMER: Got them!

-(ALL GASPING)
-TINKER BELL: Zarina!

YANG: All righty, mates, you heard him.

OPPENHEIMER: And, right.

-Ah!
-JAMES: Oh!

-Yes, she did it!
-YANG: It worked! (LAUGHS)

BONITO: Fly like a happy bird!

IRIDESSA: I'm going as fast as I can!

-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-STARBOARD: Look at him go.

STARBOARD: The lad is flying!

STARBOARD:
He's a smart one, isn't he?

STARBOARD: Yes, tiny!
PORT: A tiny plank!

YANG: You know, he's right.

PORT:
What if we tie her wings together?

IRIDESSA: Yeah, let's talk about that.

JAMES: Make ready to sail!

STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!

STARBOARD: Move it, Port.

PORT: I'll move it in me own good time.

-SILVERMIST: Right.
-No, left.

SILVERMIST: Big pole.

VIDIA: Forward, forward, forward.

ROSETTA: It's a do-si-do.

FAWN: I can't dance!

VIDIA: Uh-oh.

-(ALL GASP)
-VIDIA: Fly!

PORT: Would you watch
where I'm going?

FAWN: Go, go!

JAMES: Return that blue dust!

JAMES: That's right.

YANG: Weigh anchor!

(LAUGHING)
-BONITO: We're flying!

OPPENHEIMER: It's perfect.

OPPENHEIMER:
Oh, my! Up, up and away!

STARBOARD:
Shiver me timbers, we're flying!

JAMES: We're flying!

BONITO: You tiny thing.

OPPENHEIMER: No!

IRIDESSA: Anchor's away!

STARBOARD:
You're not going anywhere.

TINKER BELL: Go on, you're okay.

ROSETTA: Oh, thank goodness.

SILVERMIST: We're free!

JAMES: Curse you, fairies!

SILVERMIST:
That was what I was thinking.

-VIDIA: You said it, Ro.
-(ALL GIGGLING)

TINKER BELL: Uh, Zarina,

VIDIA: Hang on, guys!

FAIRY GARY: Zarina!

SMEE: Man in the water!

YANG: Two, three, four!