Give a Day. Get a Disney Day.: February 2016

(SQUEAKING)
(WHOOSHING)
(ROCKET FIRING)
(ROCKET FIRING)
(HYDRAULICS WHOOSHING)
(BREATHING APPARATUS HISSING)
This is Duck Dodgers.
All signs point to this planet as the location of Darth's fortress,
but there seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere.
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(ALL WHIRRING)
(GRUNTS)
(LASER BUZZING)
(SCREAMING)
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
(ELECTRONIC BEEPING)
(GRUNTS)
(PANTING)
(BEEPING)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
Come to me, my prey.
(CONTINUES GASPING)
(GRUNTS)
(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
(SCREAMING)
Duck Dodgers to the rescue!
(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)
So, we meet again, Duck Dodgers, for the last time.
Not today, Darth!
(CRIES OUT)
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
No, no, no, no.
Oh, you almost had him.
I'm never gonna defeat Marvin!
Sure, you will, Sly.
In fact, you're a better duck than I am.
But look at my claws!
I can't press the "fire" button and jump at the same time!
FEMALE NARRATOR: Some people
say that fairies are the stuff of fantasy.
They think the world is just what you can touch and hear and see,
while others say the tales and legends cannot be dismissed.
They believe with all their hearts that fairies truly do exist.
Throughout all time, human beings and fairies never met,
till one very special summer that we shall not soon forget.
(SUMMER'S JUST BEGUN PLAYING)
WOMAN: ♪ Life is rising up
♪ Surging forth in all directions
♪ Every little buttercup Is reaching out to find connections
♪ Every blade of grass Will touch the sunlight
♪ The rain will touch the ground
♪ Growing greener than it was before
♪ Bees are droning by Spider silk is softly spinning
♪ Not a cloud in the sky You know it's only the beginning
♪ Every little blossom, every flower Flings its petals wide
♪ As the season comes round Once more
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Hey, Tink! You ready for your first summer on the mainland?
Absolutely! It's so beautiful out here.
I can't believe we get to stay for the whole season.
Well, what are we waiting for? Race you down!
♪ The breeze is blowing light and sweet
♪ The grass, a carpet at your feet
♪ Catch the colors Feel the heat of the sun
♪ All the sparrows in the dell
♪ Swirling round like a carousel
♪ Singing loud enough to tell everyone
Hi, guys.
♪ Summer's just begun
♪ Summer's just begun
There it is, Tink. Fairy camp!
♪ All the winters, all the springs
♪ Lead us here on fairy wings
♪ A season of a thousand things To be done
♪ Summer's just begun
♪ Summer's just begun
Hiya, Cheese!
♪ Summer's just begun ♪
-Did you have a nice flight? -BOBBLE: Incoming!
BOBBLE: Keep her level!
Keep her level!
CLANK: Gear it down, Bobble!
(EXCLAIMING) Oh-ho!
Smashing landing, Clanky.
Thank you, Bobble.
Guys, I think you may have over-packed.
Come on, Tink. Let's go inside.
Inside?
Tink, fairy camp isn't out here in the open.
We need to stay hidden from the humans.
We do?
Uh. Yeah.
That's why fairy camp is in here.
MALE FAIRY: Cicadas, one at a time.
You, you and you. You, too.
Wow. It's like all of Pixie Hollow under one tree!
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
Blaze!
Hmm?
(CHATTERS HAPPILY)
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
(MUSICAL CHIRPING)
(OFF TUNE CHIRP)
(LAUGHING)
TINKER BELL: Wow! The Queen Anne's
lace is looking beautiful.
How are the looms working?
Fine, thanks to you, Tink.
Next. Next. Next.
How's the bee-liner working?
Like a dream, Tink. Thanks.
Great. Need any help with that wagon?
MALE GARDEN FAIRY:
No, thanks. She's running fine.
Okay. Glad to hear it.
(GRUNTING)
Here's the first week's supply.
Okay, I'm off.
I gotta go deliver pixie dust to the other fairy camps,
but I'll see you in a couple days.
Oh, and Tink! Don't worry. You'll find something to fix.
Where is it? Where is it?
Bugs?
Huh? (GRUNTS)
(CONTINUES GRUNTING)
BOTH: Ooh.
Hang on, bunny!
Bugs, are you all right?
(GRUNTS) Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, I'm fine, Daffy. Okay.
Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone.
Clothes need to be changed.
Toons in the bottom of the chest need to be rotated.
Oh, and make sure everyone attends the computer seminar
on what to do if you or a part of you is swallowed.
Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.
Bugs, you haven't found your carrot yet, have you?
No! And Michael's leaving for basketball camp any minute,
and I can't find it anywhere!
Don't worry, Bugs. In just a few hours,
you'll be sitting around a campfire with Michael making delicious, hot "sch'moes."
They're called s'mores, doc.
Right. Right. Of course.
Has anyone found Bugs' carrot yet?
SERGEANT: Keep looking, men.
Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.
The lawn gnome next door says it's not in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.
(SHEEP BLEATING)
It's not in Jasmine's room. We've looked everywhere.
I found it.
You found my carrot?
Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring.
Oh, my little sweet potato!
Oh, you found it!
Oh, it's so nice
to have a big, strong spud around the house.
Ooh! (GIGGLES)
Oh, great. That's just great.
This'll be the first year I miss basketball camp, all because of my stupid carrot!
Bugs, look under your foot.
Don't be silly. My carrot is not under my foot.
Would you just look?
(GROANS) No hat. Just the word "Air J."
Uh-huh. And the man who wrote that
would take you to camp with or without your carrot.
I'm sorry, Lola.
It's just that I've been lookin' forward to this all year.
It's my one time with just me and Michael. (GASPS)
You're cute when you care.
Lola, not in front of the duck.
(PURRS) Let him look.
(SHEEP BLEATING)
Miss Bunny, your sheep!
(WHISTLES)
(SYLVESTER SCREAMS, GRUNTS)
This is Al from Al's Toon Barn,
and I'm sittin' on good deals.
Whoa!
Ow! I think I'm feeling a deal hatching right now.
Whoa! Let's see what we got.
We got boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck...
Turn it off! Someone's gonna hear!
Which one is off?
Buck, buck, buck! And that's cheap, cheap, cheap!
So hurry on down...
For cryin' out loud, it's this one.
I despise that chicken.
Fellas! Fellas!
Okay, I got some good news, and I got some bad news.
What news?
The good news is I found your carrot, Bugs.
My hat! Slink, thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Where'd you find it?
Well, that's the bad news.
(DOG BARKING)
Oh, it's Buster!
SERGEANT: Canine alert!
Man your battle stations!
Let's move, move, move!
(BUSTER GROWLING)
Bugs! Hide! Quick!
(BUGS GASPS)
(BARKING)
(CONTINUES BARKING)
(BEEPING ELECTRONICALLY)
(SNIFFING)
(CONTINUES BARKING)
(GROWLING)
(SNARLING)
(SPUTTERING) Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay! You found me!
Buster, all right. (GROANS)
Hey, how did he do, Pork?
Looks like a new record.
Okay, boy. Sit.
Ain't I a trickster.
(WHIMPERING)
(YELPS)
Gotcha!
(CHUCKLES) Great job, boy.
Who's gonna miss me while I'm gone, huh?
Who's gonna miss me?
(PANTING)
Who's gonna miss me?
JUANITA: Honey, you got all your stuff?
Have a good weekend, everybody. I'll see you Sunday night.
It's in my gym.
(BARKING)
Stick 'em up.
I guess we'll work on that later.
Hey, Bugs. Ready to go to basketball camp?
Mike, honey, come on. Five minutes, and we're leavin'.
Five minutes. Hmm.
Help, help! Somebody help me!
Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!
(EVIL VOICE) Never!
You must choose, Sheriff Bugs. How shall she die?
Shark, or death by monkeys? (IMITATES MONKEY CHITTERING)
Choose!
(IMITATING BUGS)
I choose Duck Dodgers!
What? That's not a choice!
(IMITATING DAFFY)
Duck Dodgers to the rescue!
I'll save you, Miss Bunny.
My hero. (IMITATES KISSING)
-(AS BUGS) Thanks, Daffy. -(AS DAFFY) No problem, buddy.
You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo
of Bugs and Duck Dodgers!
Oh, no.
Michael, let's go! Jasmine's already in her car seat.
But, Juanita, Bugs' arm busted.
Oh, no.
Maybe we can care him on the way.
No, just leave him.
I'm sorry, honey, but you know a friend don't last forever.
(SIGHS)
(GASPS)
What happened?
Bugs' been hospitalized.
(SYLVESTER GASPS)
Michael!
TWEETY: Bugs?
LOLA: Bugs? Sweetie, are you okay?
MICHAEL: Yeah!
Ride 'em, player! (WHOOPS)
He's back? Hey, everybody! Michael's back!
He's back early from basketball camp!
Places, everybody! Mr. Jordan's coming!
(ALL GASPING, CHATTERING)
Yeah!
(HUMMING LONE RANGER THEME SONG)
Hey, Bugs! Did you miss me?
Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap. Ride 'em, player!
Ohh. I forgot. You're dead.
I don't wanna play with you anymore.
(GASPING)
No, Mike! No. No, Mike! No!
(CHOKING) Mike. Mike. (GARBLED)
(VOICE ECHOING) Bye, Bugs Bunny.
No! No! Michael!
(SCREAMING, GASPING)
(GRUNTS, COUGHS)
(COUGHING)
-(CONTINUES COUGHING) -BUGS: Wheezy, is that you?
Hey, Bugs.
What are you doing up here?
I thought Juanita took you to get your throat cured months ago.
Michael was so upset.
Nah.
She just told him that to calm him down
and then put me on the bed.
Why didn't you yell for help?
Well, I tried squeakin'.
But I'm still broken. No one could hear me. (WHEEZES)
(COUGHS) Besides, the dust aggravates my condition.
(WHEEZES, COUGHS)
What's the point in prolonging the inevitable?
We're all just one stitch away from here to there.
I hope so.
In the meantime, I need to go find some lost things.
Hold on, little miss spare parts.
You're not going near the human house, are you?
(GASPS) There's a human house?
No! I mean, yes, but no.
We stay away from humans.
Oh, Iridessa!
(BLOWING KISS)
Tinker Bell knows that, don't you?
Define "stay away."
(GROANS) It's gonna be a long summer.
Grouchy.
Oh, that's just Vidia being Vidia.
No, the air. It smells...
(SNIFFING) ...grouchy.
We might be in for a storm.
Come on, Sil.
The sun is shining, the air is warm.
It's a beautiful day. Nothing's gonna...
(GASPING)
(CAR ENGINE RATTLING)
(BLOWING HORN)
(CAR APPROACHING)
(GASPING)
(GASPS) Tinker Bell.
Yard sale? Yard sale!
Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up! There's a yard sale outside!
Yard sale?
Sarge, emergency roll call!
Sir, yes, sir! Red alert!
All civilians fall in position now!
Single file! Let's move, move, move!
Porky?
Here.
Elmer Fudd?
BOTH: Here.
Troikas. Check, check, check, check, check.
I hate yard sales!
(YELPS) Someone's coming!
(GASPS)
Okay. Let's see what's up here.
(PUZZLE PIECES RATTLING)
Bye, Bugs.
Wheezy! Think, think, Bugs. Think, think, think.
Ooh... (BLOWS RASPBERRY, SPUTTERS, WHISTLES)
(BARKING)
Hey. Here, boy. Here, Buster!
Up here! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Okay, boy. To the yard sale! Hyah!
ELMER: What's goin' on? He's nuts.
His arm ain't that bad.
Don't do it, Bugs! We love you!
BUGS: Careful on the steps, now.
(GRUNTING)
(BUSTER PANTS)
(CHILD LAUGHING)
Okay, boy. Let's go. And keep it casual.
BUGS: Not that casual.
(CHILD BABBLING)
PORKY: Piggy coming through,
coming through.
SYLVESTER: Is he out there? DAFFY: There he is.
(BUGS GRUNTS)
(MAN WHISTLING)
SYLVESTER: He's getting in the box!
PORKY: He's sellin' himself
for 25 cents!
Bugs, you're worth more than that.
DAFFY: Hold on. Hold on.
He's got something.
It's Wheezy!
ALL: Wheezy?
Hey, it's not suicide. It's a rescue.
(BUGS GRUNTS)
(WHEEZY SQUEAKING)
Good boy, Buster. Hold still. There. There you go, pal.
Bless you, Bugs.
All right, now.
Back to the stadium. Hyah!
-(TUNES LAUGHING) -DAFFY: Way to go, Bunny Dodgers.
-TWEETY: Good old putty tat! -Bugs, I'm slipping!
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
(LIZZY LAUGHING)
Thank goodness we're here, Father.
It's just like I remember it.
DR. GRIFFITHS:
Well, of course, my darling.
LIZZY: Look at the creek and the woods
and the meadow!
(DR. GRIFFITHS LAUGHS)
Oh! I wish it was summer all year long!
(LAUGHS) Yes, Lizzy.
(TINKER BELL GASPS)
Tinker Bell, what are you doing here?
Vidia, this is amazing! It's a carriage that moves by itself!
There's no horse. Seriously, look.
Do you see a horse up there?
Uh. No.
It's a horseless carriage! And do you want to know how it works?
Not really.
So do I.
I think those wheels back there move
because this chain thing rotates.
And I think what rotates the chain is this big...
I don't care, Tinker Bell.
You shouldn't be this close to the human house.
What if they see us?
(GASPS)
Will you stop flitting around in there? This is serious!
You know what, Vidia? I think this powers the whole thing!
(GRUMBLES)
This, my dear, is exactly why tinkers
shouldn't come to the mainland. They...
(COUGHING)
Let me know if this does anything.
(GROANS)
(COUGHING)
Well, anything? Vidia, you're all wet.
You don't say.
LIZZY: Father, Father, Father! Can we
bring our tea and scones outside
and have them here in the garden?
-It would be just like a little picnic. -DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
I still have to get the trunk unpacked and the house settled.
(GASPS) Father, look! What a magnificent butterfly.
My word. Absolutely astonishing.
It's so beautiful. What kind of butterfly is it?
Well, judging from the epidermal membrane, it's clearly an apatura iris,
but the wings have two entirely different patterns.
Well, that's nearly impossible.
Well, I guess that's just the way
the fairies decided to paint it.
Hmm?
Lizzy, fairies do not paint butterfly wings
because, as you know, fairies are not real.
Hmm!
Ugh!
But of course they are. The proof is right here.
Their paint dripped all over its wing.
Really, darling.
Rational people consider a belief in fairies to be quite foolish.
DR. GRIFFITHS:
The wings are so fresh.
What are you doing?
Its chrysalis must have been in the meadow.
The meadow? Father, wait!
That's where I'm going. Would you like to come?
Not now, Lizzy. I have to update my field journal.
My interview at the museum is tomorrow night.
You're going back already? We just got here.
I know, sweetheart, and I'm very sorry.
But I'll only be gone for the day.
Mrs. Perkins will look after you,
and I'll be back in time to tuck you in.
Promise?
I promise.
Okay.
That's a good girl.
(SIGHING)
All clear!
Come on, Vidia.
(SIGHS) I can't fly. My wings are wet.
Oh! That's right. Sorry.
Guess you'll have to walk back.
But don't worry, I'll keep you company. Actually, it might be nice.
(SIGHS)
Or not. So, I think I figured out the carriage.
Those bottles of goop must keep it running smoothly,
like snail slime, you know?
Hate to see the size of the snail that stuff comes from.
And at first...
(CHILD LAUGHING) Mommy... Mommy, look! Look at this!
Mommy, look! It's a cowboy dolly!
Hey, that's not her toy!
TWEETY: What's that little gal
think she's doing?
Mommy, Mommy, can we get it? Please? Mommy, please?
Oh, honey. You don't want that friend. He's hurt.
(MAN GASPING)
Original hand-painted face. Natural-dyed, blanket-stitched vest!
Little rip. Fixable. Oh, if only you had your hand-stitched, polyvinyl...
(GASPS, LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY) A carrot! I found him!
I found him! I found him!
-(CONTINUES LAUGHING) -JUANITA: Buster! Quiet down!
Excuse me. Can I help you?
Yes.
You can help take his wings off my pal.
I'll give you 50 cents for all this junk.
-Oh, now, how did this get down here? -DAFFY: Hand her the bunny.
Nice and easy.
$5.
I'm sorry. It's an old family toon.
(GROANS)
Now just walk away.
Wait.
The other way.
I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
50 bucks ain't bad.
-JUANITA: It's not for sale. -Everything's for sale.
Or trade. You like my watch?
Sorry.
He's safe. Way to go Michael's wife!
She showed him!
Jasmine, don't touch that, sweetie.
(SPUTTERING, GROANING)
ELMER: Yeah. Go home, Mr. Fancy Car.
DAFFY: Hold on. PORKY: What's up?
SYLVESTER: What is it, Dodgers?
(CRASH)
TUNES: What's happening?
What's he doing?
I can't watch! Can someone cover my eyes?
DAFFY: He's stealin' Bugs! SYLVESTER: What?
He can't take Bugs.
It's illegal.
Where's he going?
Do something.
LOLA: Duck!
-(GASPING) -ELMER: Get him, Daffy.
Where's the red jacket?
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
(ENGINE REVVING)
(GRUNTING)
(CRIES OUT, GRUNTS)
Why would someone steal Bugs?
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
(INHALING DEEPLY)
Here's your house, little fairies. Wherever you are.
Hmm. Just needs a little something more.
But I haven't quite figured out what that sparky wire does.
Hey! Maybe the whole carriage runs on lightning!
(GROANS IN FRUSTRATION)
Are those wet wings still bugging you? Here, Vidia, let me help you.
(SCOFFS)
Tinker Bell, maybe if you spent less time causing disasters,
you wouldn't have to help everybody so much.
(GASPS) Whoa!
Hmm. The truth hurts, doesn't it?
Look! We can use these back at camp!
(GROANS)
Wow. These'll be perfect for the new wagon prototype I've been working on.
Here. I bet if I took two or three and tied them together,
I could make one really strong wheel!
It's a good thing we were walking
or we might never have seen these.
Vidia, where are your buttons?
Tinker Bell, I am not carrying this human junk back to camp.
(BOTH GASP)
Ah!
Let's go!
Let's go!
Tinker Bell, we're not supposed to go near human houses.
This isn't a human house. They're a lot bigger.
Besides, the sign says, "Fairies welcome."
Who do you think wrote it? Humans!
Tinker Bell, you're not going in there.
Please tell me you're not going in there! She went in there.
TINKER BELL: Oh!
Wow.
(SNIFFING)
Tinker Bell! Don't eat that! This could be a trap.
Come on, Vidia. It's perfectly safe.
Oh, really?
(GASPS)
Oh, Vidia.
Huh! Not so safe now, is it?
Nice try, Vidia, but you're not scaring me.
Gosh, this thing is amazing.
You just don't know when to stop, do you?
(RUSTLING)
(GASPING)
Oh, no. Tink! Someone's coming!
(GRUNTING)
The door is stuck!
Come on, Vidia. You can do better than that.
-VIDIA: Tink! -I wonder what this part does.
Tink! I'm serious! Get out of there!
Just a second. Just a second.
(GASPING)
(CLOCK TICKING)
Vidia? Vidia?
Oh, Vidia, come on. Open the door. You had your little...
(TINKER BELL'S BELL JINGLING)
(GASPING)
Oh, no. What have I done?
Vidia? Okay, not funny anymore.
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
A fairy!
It's a real fairy!
Father! Father!
(SCREAMING)
Father!
(SNIFFING)
Father! Father, Father!
Yes, Lizzy.
You're never going to believe what I found.
Maybe later, Lizzy.
But Father, Father, Father,
Father, Father.
Just a moment, dear.
I'm very busy with my project.
Yes, but Father!
Father!
Lizzy, please.
I must add this extraordinary discovery to my field journal.
And here it is.
(LIZZY GASPING)
Is that the butterfly we were looking at earlier?
Yes. Quite a specimen, isn't it?
LIZZY: You're not going to
take it to London, are you?
DR. GRIFFITHS: Yes, of course.
The board of trustees would never believe me
if they didn't see it themselves.
Now I'm sure to get that curatorship at the museum.
Besides, as a member of the scientific community,
I'm obligated to share significant findings like this with my colleagues.
I know it's unfortunate for the specimen,
but really, there is no other way.
Now, dear. What did you want me to see?
Uh...
Never mind.
Where have you gone?
(GROWLING)
Mr. Twitches, no! Out! Out with you!
Mr. Twitches!
Bad cat! No, no, no!
(MR. TWITCHES GROWLING)
Don't worry, little fairy.
Mr. Twitches won't bother you as long as you're in there.
(SNARLING)
Naughty cat! You're going outside.
(STRAINING)
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(TINKER BELL WHIMPERING)
All right. Let's review this one more time.
At precisely 8:32-ish,
Exhibit A, Bugs Bunny, was kidnapped.
Exhibit B, a composite sketch of the kidnapper.
He didn't have a beard like that.
Fine. Give him a shave.
TWEETY: The kidnapper
was bigger than that.
Oh, picky, picky, picky.
Let's just go straight to Exhibit F.
The kidnapper's vehicle.
Now, the vehicle fled the scene in this direction.
Your eyes are in backwards. It went the other way.
Hey. Put a cork in it.
How do you spell FBI?
My crime scene!
Oh, why don't you watch where you're going, Catzpilla?
I didn't know there was a crime scene.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
A little quiet, please. Thank you.
Huh?
COMPUTER: Lazy toy brain.
Lousy try, Brian.
What are you doing, Daffy?
It's some sort of message encoded on that vehicle's I.D. tag.
Liz try bran.
It's just a license plate.
It's just a jumble of letters.
Yeah, and there are about
3.5 million registered cars in the Brooklyn area alone.
(DAFFY GROANING)
Lou's thigh burn.
Oh, this can't help. Let's leave Daffy to play with his teammates.
Toon. Toon. Toon. Hold on!
(COMPUTER BEEPING ELECTRONICALLY)
Al's Toon Barn.
Al's Toon Barn!
Draw that man in a chicken suit.
(ALL GASPING)
It's the chicken man!
DAFFY: That's our guy.
I knew there was something I didn't like about that chicken.
Tinker Bell's been captured by humans!
(ALL GASPING)
Oh, no.
What happened? Is she okay?
Is she all right?
What's this? Tinker Bell?
What happened, Vidia?
Is she hurt?
Tinker Bell went into this little house in the meadow
and couldn't get out.
The door got jammed.
Then this human came from out of nowhere and snatched her up,
but I know where she is. We have to hurry and save her.
Then we better leave right away!
Sil, do you think the storm will pass soon?
No, it looks like it's gonna get stronger.
Well, there's gotta be some way to get to Tink.
We can't fly in the rain, and the meadow's already flooded.
Maybe we don't have to fly.
If we get some big leaves and sew them together with stem twine...
And miter-cut some twigs for the sub-flooring.
Acorns as counterweights.
Some quick-dry maple sap as reinforcement.
What are you two talking about?
We're gonna build a boat!
We're gonna build a boat!
-CLANK: More mushroom caps, please! -Here we go.
BOBBLE: This one goes there.
That one goes there. Right?
CLANK: Righty-o, Bobble.
(CLANK CHUCKLES)
(WHISTLING)
(ALL STRAINING)
(SQUEAKING)
(GRUNTING)
-CLANK: Right, more reeds over here. -This thing had better work.
BOBBLE: Give me the sap.
You dip it in this way
and give it a big slap like so.
Ow. Ow. Ow.
CLANK: Come on. Come on.
Let's get going.
(BUZZING)
BOBBLE: There you go.
Now you're talking!
CLANK: It's working!
Well, this is it.
Hey, faith...
Trust...
And pixie dust.
Pixie dust.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll be right there.
And we're gonna do this commercial in one take, do you hear me,
because I am in the middle of something really important.
(PHONE BEEPS OFF)
(CHUCKLING MANIACALLY)
You, my little rabbit friend,
are gonna make me big buck, buck, bucks.
(GASPING, STRAINING)
(GRUNTS)
(GASPING, GRUNTING)
(SIREN BLARING)
(GASPS)
Michael!
I can't believe I have to drive all the way to work on a Saturday.
All the way to work!
(HORNS HONKING)
(GRUNTING)
What? Whoa!
(SCREAMING)
Hey! Stop! Horsey, stop! Stop! Sit, boy!
Stop it! (SCREAMS) Sit, I said!
Whoa! Whoa. (GRUNTS)
(SQUEALS)
(CRIES OUT)
It's you! It's you! It's you! It's you! It's you!
It's really you!
What's me?
(GIGGLES)
Ha! It is you!
Please stop saying that.
The Red Queen said someday you'd come.
Sweet mother of golden afternoon!
The Red Queen! She'll wanna meet ya! (WHISTLES)
Say "hello" to the the Red Queen!
It... It's a box.
He's mint in the box.
Never been opened.
RED QUEEN: Turn me around,
Mr. Rabbit, so I can see.
Why, the prodigal son has returned.
(SQUEALS)
It's you! It's you!
You're here! It's you! It's you! It's you!
Okay. I'm officially freaked-out now.
Oh, we've waited countless years for this day.
It's good to see you, Bugs.
Listen. I don't know...
Hey, how do you know my name?
Everyone knows your name, Bug-s.
Why, you don't know who you are, do you? Mr. Rabbit?
(GASPS)
That's me.
(GASPING)
Wow.
Holy cow.
(WESTERN-STYLE THEME SONG PLAYS)
ANNOUNCER: Cowboy Crunchies,
the cereal that's sugar-frosted and dipped in chocolate,
proudly presents...
♪ Woody's Roundup Come on, it's time to play
♪ There's Jessie the yodeling cowgirl
♪ Yodel-ay-hee-hoo
(CHORUS YODELING)
Look it! That's me!
♪ Bullseye, he's Woody's horse
♪ He's a smart one
♪ Pete the old Prospector
Has anyone seen my pick?
♪ And the man himself Of course, it's time for Sheriff Woody
♪ He's the very best
♪ He's the rootin'-est tootin'-est cowboy
♪ In the wild, wild west
♪ Woody's Roundup ♪
I can't find it!
It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.
Keep looking.
You're going too slow.
Let me take the wheel.
-(JUMBLED AUDIO) -SYLVESTER: It's too fast.
How can you even tell what's on?
I can tell.
(AL SQUAWKS)
ALL: Stop! Back, back, back!
Too late. I'm in the 40s. Got to go 'round the horn. It's faster.
ALL: Back, back! Stop!
And look for the giant chicken!
Now, Etch!
That's where I need to go.
You can't go, Daffy. You'll never make it there.
Bugs once risked his life to save me.
I couldn't call myself his friend
if I weren't willing to do the same.
So who's with me?
I'm packing you an extra pair of shoes
and your angry eyes just in case.
This is for Bugs when you find him.
(CLEARS THROAT) All right,
but I don't think it'll mean the same coming from me.
Mr. Duck Dodgers, you just gotta save my pal Bugs.
(COUGHING, WHEEZING)
I'll do my best, son.
Okay, fellas. Let's roll.
Geronimo!
You'd think with all my video game experience,
I'd be feeling more prepared.
(SCREAMING)
The idea is to let go.
We'll be back before Mr. Jordan gets home.
Don't talk to any toy you don't know!
Al's Toon Barn to the rescue!
Come on. Come on.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
Hello.
You don't have to be scared. I'm very nice.
You're so little.
Your dress is very leafy. Did you make it yourself?
I like your wings. They're like sparkly lace.
Your hair must be so soft.
Are you hungry? Maybe not. That's okay.
I don't like some kinds of food, either.
Oh!
I'm so sorry. Where are my manners?
There you go.
Wait! Wait! Wait! No, please! I'm not going to hurt you!
Don't be afraid! I just want to be your friend!
I really won't hurt you. I just love fairies.
I've been drawing fairies all my life. See?
I drew that one when I was three,
but I did that green one last week.
(CHUCKLES) I think it's much better.
I even started to paint with the watercolors Father gave me.
Is it true that some fairies paint butterfly wings?
I knew it!
These are some of my favorite drawings.
This is a water fairy.
You can tell because her skin is blue.
Blue?
And here is a candy fairy living in a lollipop tree.
Do all fairies live in trees made of sweets?
Really? What about fairy circles?
Well, I hear that if a person steps in one,
a fairy has to grant them three wishes from their magic bag.
But if they don't, they turn into a pile of delicious sugar,
and then younger fairies...
(LAUGHS) Wait. Wait a minute.
...must try and turn them back into...
Where are you getting all this?
(BELL JINGLING)
(GASPS) You jingle when you talk, like a little bell!
So that's how fairies speak.
(BELL JINGLING)
So what do you think of my fairies? Oh! And my fairy house!
It got a little shaken up.
Did you make this?
(BELL JINGLING)
I don't know what you're saying.
Oh. Did I make the fairy house? Yes, I did. Do you like it?
Oh. The door's stuck.
Well, you're quite the little tinker, aren't you?
What? Is that your name? Tinker?
Er...
Bell? Your name is Bell.
Tinker? Bell?
Tinker Bell? Tinker Bell.
What a lovely name! Well, Tinker Bell, my name's Lizzy.
LIZZY: Do all fairies sound the same
when they talk?
(WATER DRIPPING)
How do you learn to be a fairy? Do you go to fairy school?
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?
(LIZZY GASPING)
Lizzy? Who are you talking to?
Oh. Um...
My fairy!
That's nice, dear. Now, I brought you
something I think you'll really enjoy.
These are some of my old field journals.
Now, I picked out the ones I thought would excite you the most.
This one on rocks and minerals is particularly interesting.
Is there a field journal about fairies?
(LAUGHS) Of course not, Lizzy.
Books like this are based on fact and scientific research,
which is the quite the contrary
to your little figurines and drawings.
Well, just because you've never seen a fairy
doesn't mean they're not real.
Now, Lizzy, seeing is believing,
and without proof, it's just a fairy tale.
Now, here is a blank field journal.
Now, you're very talented, my darling,
and I'm sure you'll be able to fill it
with your own scientific research.
Yes, Father.
(WATER DRIPPING)
(SIGHS) Now if only these leaks were just pretend.
Tinker Bell, you can come out now.
Look, Lizzy, thanks for showing me your collection,
but I really should be...
(BELL JINGLING)
You want to go?
Oh. I really wish you'd stay.
I'm sorry, Lizzy.
Okay, I understand.
So, I guess this is goodbye.
What's wrong? Can't you fly in the rain?
(GASPS)
You can stay with me until the rain stops.
I'll show you around my room. We can play with my toys.
We'll have so much fun.
TV JESSIE: They don't call this
the old abandoned mine for nothin', Prospector.
I reckon we oughta get outta here.
TV PETE: Where's my gold? Hold on. I'll light me a candle.
This sure is a fast-burnin' wick.
Blast us to smithereens! That there's dynamite!
Holy tarnation.
I'll call for help.
♪ Yodel-ay-hee-hoo ♪
Hey, critters, go get Sheriff Woody. Now scurry!
TV WOODY: Good job, Bullseye.
I reckon the new schoolhouse is finally done.
(CRITTERS CHITTERING)
What's that?
Jessie and Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine,
and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinkin' it was a candle,
and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?
RABBIT: Mmm-hmm.
Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
You're fannin' the flames, Jessie!
It takes brains to put out that fire.
Yow! My biscuits are burnin'!
ANNOUNCER: Will Woody
and Bullseye land to safety?
Can they reach Jessie and Stinky Pete in time?
Tune in next week for the exciting conclusion, "Woody's Finest Hour."
All right! All right! Next tape!
Hey, wait. What happened? What happens next?
-Come on! Let's see the next episode! -RED QUEEN: That's it.
What?
The show was canceled after that.
Wait. What about the gold mine and the cute little critters and the dynamite?
That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
Two words, Sput-nik.
Once the astronauts went up,
children only wanted to play with black ducks.
I know how that feels. But, still, my own show.
-I mean, look at all this stuff! -ALICE: Didn't you know?
Why, you're valuable property!
I wish the guys could see this.
Hey-hey. That's me.
I'm on a yo-yo. (CHUCKLES)
Oh, hey. Nice teeth. And yet still a good-lookin' guy.
Oh, it's a bank! Cool.
What do you do? You push the hat, and out...
Oh, out come bubbles. Clever.
Oh, wow. Hey, what's this thing do?
(LAUGHING) I get it.
"There's a snake in my boot."
Oh, hey, Rabbit. Go long! Go long! Whoo!
(DISTORTED INSTRUMENTAL)
A record player!
I haven't seen one of these in ages.
(FAST-SPEED YODELING)
(SINGING SLOWS)
Okay, now. Slow.
(EXTRA-SLOW SINGING)
Oh, that's funny, Rabbit.
Hop on, cowgirl! Think fast!
ALICE: (GASPS) Oh.
Not bad.
♪ It's time for Woody's Roundup
Whee!
♪ He's the very best
(FAST-SPEED) ♪ He's the rootin'-est tootin'-est cowboy... ♪
Look at us! We're a complete set!
Now it's on to the museum.
Museum?
(RECORD SCRATCHING)
(ALICE SCREAMING)
-What museum? -RED QUEEN: THE museum.
We're being sold to the Konishi Toon Museum in Tokyo.
That's in Japan!
Japan?
No, no, no, no, no. I can't go to Japan.
(CHUCKLES) What do you mean?
I got to get back home to my pal, Michael Jordan. Hey, look, look. See?
(GASPS) He still has a coach.
Oh, my goodness.
(HYPERVENTILATING) No. Can't go.
I can't do storage again. I just can't!
Alice. Alice.
I won't go back in the dark!
What's the matter? What's wrong with her?
Well, we've been in storage for a long time
waiting for you.
Why me?
The museum's
only interested in the collection if you're in it, Bugs.
Without you, we go back into storage.
It's that simple.
It's not fair!
How can you do this to us?
Hey, look. I'm sorry, but this is all a big mistake.
You see, I was in this yard sale...
Yard sale?
Why were you in a yard sale if you have an owner?
Well, I wasn't supposed to be there.
I was trying to save another toon when...
Was it because you're damaged? Hmm? Did this Mike break you?
Yeah, but... No, no, no, no, no! It was... It was an accident.
I mean...
Sounds like he really loves you.
It's not like that, okay? And I'm not going to any museum!
Well, I'm not going back into storage!
(DOOR OPENING)
-(GASPS) -RED QUEEN: Al's coming!
(GASPS)
Go! Go on, Alice.
Oh...
Alice, look at me.
I promise you'll come out of the box. Now go! Go!
(AL HUMMING)
It's show time!
(CHUCKLES) Oh, money, baby. Money, money, money.
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
And now
the main attraction.
(RESUMES HUMMING)
(GASPS, SCREAMS)
No! His arm! Where's his arm?
Oh... No. No, no, no, no!
What am I gonna do? I know. I know.
(MUTTERING) Come on! Come on! Come on! Pick up the phone!
-MAN: Hello? -It's me. It's Al.
I got an emergency.
I'm busy.
Yes, we're all busy.
Look. It has to be tonight.
(MAN RESPONDS, INDISTINCT)
All right. All right. But first thing in the morning.
(SCREAMS) It's gone! I can't believe it!
My arm is completely gone!
All right. Come here. Let me see that.
(GASPING)
Oh, it's just a popped seam,
easily repaired.
You should consider yourself lucky.
Lucky?
Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my arm!
Big deal.
Let him go. I'm sure his precious Michael
is dying to play with a one-armed rabbit.
Why, Alice, you know he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition.
It's a dangerous world out there for a toon.
We're past the shallows!
Aye! Drop the mainsail!
Dropping the mainsail!
Trim the sail!
Trimming the sail!
Big thingy, dead ahead! Hard to port!
Hard to port! Hard to port!
I recognize that wagon. Stay on this course!
Aye, Miss Vidia. Will do.
I sure hope Tink is all right.
Who knows what terrible things
could be happening to her right now.
(SIGHING)
A fairy could get used to this.
Isn't it wonderful?
Everything in this house is just your size, Tinker Bell.
That's perfume. It smells like flowers.
Oh. My doll. She should be in bed by now.
How old are you? I'm nine.
Do you like my dollhouse? Do fairies live in houses?
What are fairies' houses made of?
That's a cooker, but it doesn't actually work.
What's your favorite food? I mean, besides sweets?
I want to know all about real live fairies.
Perfect!
"Scientific fairy research."
Okay. What's your favorite color?
Green is my favorite color, too!
I should start from the beginning.
Where do fairies come from?
I mean, where were you born?
Oh.
Well, that one's a little more complicated because...
So, a baby, when it laughs for the first time...
(BELL JINGLING)
A fairy...
Uh... Uh...
Oh.
Right. One second.
You were a funny-looking baby?
A baby?
Laughs?
One?
First?
When a baby laughs for the first time, that's when a fairy is born.
Incredible.
Lizzy, that's only the beginning.
(HOW TO BELIEVE PLAYING)
WOMAN: ♪ Guess I always knew
♪ This could all come true
♪ Still it feels so new
♪ Being here with you
♪ Can't believe my eyes
♪ A new world comes alive
♪ Spring and summer Love and laughter
♪ We'll live happy ever after
♪ We'll shine brighter Than we thought we'd be
♪ Because you showed me How to believe
♪ More than just pretend
♪ I'll make believe again
♪ I hope this never ends
♪ Maybe we'll be friends
♪ Now everything I know Everything I know
♪ I'll never let it go Never let it go
♪ Spring and summer Love and laughter
♪ We'll live happy ever after
♪ We'll shine brighter Than we thought we'd be
♪ Because you showed me How to believe ♪
Okay, everybody, listen up.
This road should take us straight to the human house.
ROSETTA: So how far is it from the road
to the house, do you think?
VIDIA: Not that far, really.
The only question is, how flooded is it?
IRIDESSA: That's a good point.
SILVERMIST:
Well, I'm gonna remain optimistic.
-We'll get to Tink in no time. -ROSETTA: I'm with you, Sil.
BOBBLE: We're almost there.
Why, look, we're picking up speed already.
IRIDESSA: Did you feel that?
We're moving faster.
(GASPING)
Hey, guys! We're heading right for a waterfall!
Great polliwogs! We have to make the turn!
Ease the sheets and get ready to jibe!
ALL: What?
Ease the sheet and get ready to jibe!
-What? -SILVERMIST: What did he say?
Loosen the ropes and...
(VOMITING) ...turn the sail!
Oh, no!
Look out!
(BOBBLE YELLS)
Man overboard!
Hard to port! Hard to port!
Turn the boat! Turn the boat!
Guys! We're running out of river!
That's all right, 'cause all we need's a little.
Rosetta, come grab my feet.
What?
Hang on! We're going straight down!
Oh, no!
(ALL SCREAMING)
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!
Who's alive?
Not me.
Me, either. I can't find a pulse! It's not there!
I'm telling you, I don't... Oh. I'm good.
(GROANING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Oh!
(SCREAMING) Ow!
Oh! Sorry!
Ow!
Looks like we're walking from here.
But... Walking where?
We could be anywhere.
Everything looks the same from down here.
And there's no way of knowing which way to go.
Clank! Where did you find that?
I don't know. Here on the ground. Is it yours?
I know where we are.
(OWL HOOTING)
(GASPING)
(CHUCKLES)
All right. Nobody look till I get my stuff back in.
Good work, men. Two blocks down and only 19 more to go.
What?
ALL: Nineteen?
Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
Come on, fellas.
Did Bugs give up when the MonStars had me strapped to a rocket?
ALL: No.
No.
And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
Oh, you had to bring that up.
No, he didn't!
We have a friend in need,
and we will not rest until he's safe in the locker room!
(INSPIRATIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Now let's move out!
ANNOUNCER: And that concludes
our broadcast day.
(STATIC)
(SNORING)
(SNORTING)
(CRUNCHING)
(CRUNCHING)
(GASPS)
Rabbit. Rabbit, go, go, go, go.
Come on. You don't wanna help me. I'm the bad guy.
You're gonna go back in storage because of me, remember? Just go.
Rabbit... (SPUTTERING) All right. All right.
But you have got to keep quiet. Come on.
Over here. Attaboy.
Okay, Rabbit. Upsy-daisy.
(CONTINUES SNORING)
(MUFFLED GRUNTING)
(CHUCKLING)
Psst. Rabbit. Cut it out.
Stop it. Psst. Stop it, Bullseye. Stop it. Stop it.
Stop it.
(STOMACH RUMBLING)
(BURPING)
(GROANING)
(GAGGING)
(EXHALING)
(SNORTING)
Phew.
(REMOTE CLICKS)
♪ Woody's Roundup Come on, it's time to play ♪
(GASPING)
No, Officer! I swear. (MUTTERING) What? (GASPS)
(GASPING, MUTTERING)
Uh... Oh.
Get in there. There you go. Cheap case.
Where is the remote?
(THEME SONG CONTINUES)
Where is the remote?
(GRUNTING)
Why don't I put it in the same place every... Oh, here it is.
(YAWNING)
(MUTTERING)
(DOOR CLOSING)
What is your problem? Look, I'm sorry I can't help you guys out.
Really, I am. But you didn't have to go and pull a stunt like that.
What? You think I did that?
Oh, right, right. The TV just happened to turn on,
and the remote magically ended up in front of you!
You calling me a liar?
Well, if the boot fits...
Say that again.
(ENUNCIATING) If the boot fits.
Okay, cowboy.
(GRUNTING)
Yah!
How do you like that? Take it back! Take it back!
Don't think just 'cause you're a girl, I'm gonna take it easy on you.
(SCREAMS)
Alice, Bugs, you stop this at once.
(CRIES OUT)
(GASPS)
I don't know how that television turned on,
but fighting about it isn't helping anything.
If I had both my arms...
The fact is, you don't, Bugs,
so I suggest you just wait until morning.
The cleaner will come, fix your arm...
And then I'm outta here!
Oh, no, no. Rabbit, don't take it that way.
It's just that Michael...
Michael, Michael, Michael.
That's all he ever talks about.
(SIGHS)
Hey, Dodgers, can we slow down?
May I remind you that some of us are carrying over $6 in change?
Losing health units. Must rest.
Is everyone present and accounted for?
Not quite everyone.
Who's behind?
Mine.
Hey, guys. Why do the toys cross the road?
Not now, Hamm.
Oh, I love riddles. Why?
To get to the chicken on the other side! (LAUGHS)
-(ALL WHOOPING) -SYLVESTER: The chicken!
Oh, well. We tried.
We'll have to cross.
(ALL GASPING)
What the...
You're not turning me into a mashed bunny.
I may not be a smart bird, but I know what roadkill is.
There must be a safe way.
DAFFY: Okay. Here's our chance.
Ready. Set. Go.
(WHIMPERING)
Drop!
(AIR HISSING)
(HORNS HONKING)
DAFFY: Go!
DAFFY: Drop! I said "drop"!
(HORNS HONKING)
DAFFY: Go!
(MUMBLING)
DAFFY: Drop.
(HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING)
DAFFY: Go.
That went well.
(HORNS HONKING)
Good job, troops. We're that much closer to Bugs.
(HONKING CONTINUES)
Tinker Bell, this is so fascinating. Thank you.
I had no idea fairies were responsible for changing the seasons.
I thought it had something to do with the Earth's axis
as it rotated around the sun.
(LAUGHS) That's what we wanted you to think.
Well, I think we've covered everything.
Oh. I hope Father's impressed.
And now, for the finale.
The whole fairy land, Pixie Hollow.
It worked! Tinker Bell, I can't wait to show Father.
Tinker Bell? Are you all right? Tinker Bell?
Huh?
Oh. Sorry. Yeah, let's go show your dad.
(SIGHING)
Looks like the rain has let up some.
You might be able to make it home to your friends now.
Maybe this could help you.
Oh, yes.
Such a clever tinker.
(SNIFFLES)
Take care of yourself.
I'll never forget you, Tinker Bell.
You'd best hurry. The break in the weather may not last long.
(SNIFFLING)
Goodbye.
And I'll never forget you, Lizzy.
LIZZY: Father, look! DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
My hands are rather full at the moment.
I made it especially for you, Father.
It's just like your field journal.
It's filled with lots of facts.
Yes, yes, that sounds wonderful,
but I'm in the middle of a potential catastrophe here.
I can't look at it now.
But Father, it's a field journal, and I...
I don't have time.
I have to find some way to deal with all these leaks
before they destroy my work.
When will you be able to look at it?
(GROANS) I don't know. Maybe later.
You always say that.
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(SNIFFLING)
(GASPS)
Tinker Bell!
You came back! I'm so glad to see you.
Tinker Bell, Father has no time for the field journal.
I think I can fix that.
ROSETTA: Vidia, you sure you know
where you're going?
VIDIA: Yes. Tinker Bell
and I walked by here.
I just have to find the road.
FAWN: Road? What road?
(GASPS)
That road!
That's not a road. That's a muddy river.
So, I guess we need to find a bridge.
Or be spontaneous and jump right in.
It's not deep. We can walk across.
Yeah, no. I don't really do mud.
But you're a garden fairy!
(LAUGHS) Ironic, isn't it?
ALL: Rosetta!
Okay, all right. I'm coming.
It's squishy. Oh! What was that?
(GROANING)
(GASPING)
(STRAINING)
She's stuck!
I can get myself out of here.
(GROANS)
All right, all right.
Someone just get me something to grab onto.
Got it! Clanky, rescue device.
Right, Bobble. You can count on us!
Okay. Let's give this a try.
(ALL GRUNTING)
(RUMBLING SOUND)
Do you feel that? She's starting to break free.
I don't think so.
Come on, hurry!
Pull! Pull!
Pull!
ROSETTA: Pull!
(SCREAMING)
(GASPING)
Hello? Is somebody out there?
Anyone?
Grab this! Hurry!
Are you kidding me?
Trust me. And hold on tight.
Oh, well.
(ALL SCREAMING)
(CAR ENGINE STARTS)
(CAR DRIVES AWAY)
We got the...
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
...rescue device.
You scared the petals right off of me!
Did we miss anything?
(RINGING)
Oh, thank goodness you're here.
Is the specimen ready for cleaning?
So, how long is this gonna take?
You can't rush art.
(MOOING)
(WHEELS SQUEAKING)
TWEETY: Oh, no. It's closed.
We're not preschool toons, Tweety. We can read.
-(DOORS MOOING) -MAN: Hey, Joe, you're late.
We've got a ton of toys to unload.
All right. All right. I'm comin'. I'm comin'.
All right. Let's go.
SYLVESTER:
But the sign says it's closed.
No, no, no, no. All together. Now!
(ALL GRUNTING)
(DOORS MOOING)
(GIGGLING)
Whoa, Nelly! How are we going to find Bugs in this place?
Look for Al. We find Al, we find Bugs. Now move out!
Bugs?
Bugs.
(MOTOR PUMPING)
(AIR HISSING)
There you go. (CHUCKLES)
He's for display only.
You handle him too much, he's not gonna last.
It's amazing. You're a genius. He's just like new.
(GASPS)
Wow.
(GASPS)
(WHISTLES) I could use one of those.
You know, they make it so you can't defeat Marvin unless you buy this book.
It's extortion. That's what it is.
Hey, I always thought the golden sector was the only...
(SCREAMS)
PORKY: I thought
we could search in style.
Nice going there, Porky. So how about letting a toon with fingers drive?
Am I really that fat?
(WHISTLES)
(GRUNTING)
Ow!
What are you doing?
You're in direct violation
of Code 6404.5,
stating all space ducks are to be in hyper-sleep
until awakened by authorized personnel.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, no.
You're breakin' ranks, Ranger.
Duck Dodgers.
I've got an AWOL space duck.
Tell me I wasn't this deluded.
No back talk! I have a laser, and I will use it.
(LASER HUMMING)
Mean the laser that's a light bulb?
(GASPS)
Has your mind been melded? You could've killed me, space duck.
Or should I say "traitor"?
I don't have time for this.
Halt!
I order you to halt!
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Listen to me. Listen. Wait.
We've been down this aisle already.
We've never been down this aisle.
It's pink.
Face it. We're lost.
-PORKY: Back it up. Back it up. -(ALL GIGGLING)
(BEACH MUSIC PLAYS)
What a great party!
How low can you go? How low can you go?
(GIGGLING CONTINUES)
Excuse me, ladies.
Does anyone know where we might find the Al of Al's Toon Barn?
I can help.
I'm Tour Guide Barbie.
Please keep your hands, arms and accessories inside the car,
and no flash photography.
Thank you.
I'm a married spud.
I'm a married spud.
Then make room for the single fellas.
BARBIE: To our right is the Hot Wheels
aisle. Developed in 1967,
the original series had 16 cars, including the Corvette.
I beg your pardon, ma'am, but where's Al's office?
Please hold all questions until the end of the tour. Thank you.
It says how you defeat Marvin! Look!
Excuse me, sir.
Get this outta here, catosaur.
-TWEETY: Look out! -Stop, stop, stop!
(ALL YELLING)
-(SYLVESTER WHIMPERING) -PORKY: Turn into the spin, Barbie!
(SCREAMS) My source of power!
No! Come back! (YELLS) Hey!
Wait up! Hey! Come on! Slow down!
Kitty overboard! Slow down! (CRIES OUT)
Remain seated, please.
(RECITES IN SPANISH)
Ow! Listen to me. Listen to me. You're not really a space duck.
You're a toon. We're all toons. Do you hear me?
Well, that should hold you till the court martial.
Let me go! You don't realize what you're doing!
And this is the Duck Dodgers aisle.
In 1995, shortsighted retailers did not order enough dolls to meet demand.
Hey, Daffy!
Halt! Who goes there?
Quit clownin' around and get in the car!
Daffy, Daffy, I know how to defeat Marvin!
You do?
Come on. I'll tell you on the way.
No, no, guys! You've got the wrong duck!
You've got the wrong duck!
Say, where'd you get the cool belt, Daf?
Well, slotted pig, they're standard issue.
No!
LIZZY: "My, what a splendid tea service.
I am really quite impressed."
Then I say,
(YAWNING) "Why, thank you, Tinker Bell.
"You are too kind."
You hold your pinkie out, like this,
and that's the way you throw a proper tea party.
(LAUGHING)
Good night, Lizzy.
(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
(SIGHING)
There we... Oh!
I'm going to bed.
(GROANS)
There just aren't enough hours in the day.
(DRIPPING CONTINUES)
(GRUNTS)
Oh. Good morning, Tinker Bell.
How did you sleep last night?
Well, I... Actually, I didn't, but that doesn't matter.
You should go downstairs to your father.
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)
Lizzy?
Yes, Father?
Good morning, my dear. All the leaks seem to have stopped.
I just wanted to make sure everything is okay in here.
Yes. Just fine. No leaks at all. So...
Strange. It's as if they mended themselves.
It's still raining outside.
I can't imagine how on Earth such a thing could occur.
Well, there must be an explanation
that I'm just not thinking of.
Well, I'm sure you'll think of it, Father.
Off we go.
Perhaps down in your study.
You always do your best thinking there. I wish you luck.
Okay, well, play nicely.
Yes, of course. Bye, Father.
(SIGHS) Oh! That was close.
What are you doing? This is your chance.
Is that why you fixed those leaks?
So he can spend more time with me?
I've really been wanting to show him this.
Okay, okay. I'll go.
Father, since you have more time,
maybe I can show you my scientific research.
DR. GRIFFITHS: The butterfly. It's gone! LIZZY: What?
The apatura iris with the irregular wing pattern.
I was going to present it to the museum tonight.
Oh! This was my big opportunity, and now it's gone.
Elizabeth, did you release it?
No.
Well, I didn't do it.
And since there is no one else in the house,
there is only one logical explanation.
It must have been you.
I didn't do it, Father.
I'm going to give you one more chance. Tell me the truth.
(SNIFFLES)
I could tell you, Father, but you wouldn't believe me.
Very well. Off to your room, young lady. I'm very disappointed in you.
(FLASH POPPING)
(AL CHUCKLING)
It's like printing my own money.
(PHONE RINGING)
(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
Yeah? What?
Oh, oh. Mr. Konishi. Yes, I have the pictures right here.
In fact, I'm in the car right now
on my way to the office to fax them to you.
I'm going through a tunnel! I'm breakin' up!
Oh, wow! Will you look at me? It's like I'm fresh out of the box!
Look at this stitching! Air J's gonna have a hard time rippin' this! Hello!
Hi! Hello!
Great. Now you can go.
Well, what a good idea.
RED QUEEN:
Bugs, don't be mad at Jessie.
She's been through more than you know.
Why not make amends before you leave, huh?
It's the least you can do.
(GROANS) All right. But I don't know what good it'll do.
Hey. Whatcha doin' way up here?
Thought I'd get one last look at the sun before I get packed away again.
Look, Alice. I know you hate me for leaving,
but I have to go back.
I'm still Mike's toon.
Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. Mike's a real...
Let me guess. Mike's a real special kid.
And to him, you're his buddy, his best friend.
And when Michael plays with you, it's like even though you're not moving,
you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
How did you know that?
Because Lorina was just the same.
She was my whole world.
WOMAN: ♪ When somebody loved me
♪ Everything was beautiful
♪ Every hour we spent together
♪ Lives within my heart
♪ And when she was sad
♪ I was there to dry her tears
♪ And when she was happy, so was I
♪ When she loved me
♪ Through the Summer and the Fall
♪ We had each other That was all
♪ Just she and I together
♪ Like it was meant to be
♪ And when she was lonely
♪ I was there to comfort her
♪ And I knew that
♪ She loved me
(BOTH GIGGLING)
♪ So the years went by
♪ I stayed the same
♪ But she began to drift away
♪ I was left alone
♪ Still I waited for the day
♪ When she'd say
♪ I will always love you
♪ Lonely and forgotten
♪ I never thought she'd look my way
♪ She smiled at me and held me
♪ Just like she used to do
♪ Like she loved me
♪ When she loved me
♪ When somebody loved me
♪ Everything was beautiful
♪ Every hour we spent together
♪ Lives within my heart
♪ When she loved me ♪
You never forget kids like Lorina or Michael.
(WHISPERING) But they forget you.
Alice, I didn't know.
Just go.
How long will it last, Bugs? Do you really think
Michael is gonna take you to college or on his honeymoon?
Michael's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it.
It's your choice, Bugs.
You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever.
You'll be adored by children for generations.
Who am I to break up the Roundup gang?
You know, I was just thinking, if Tink were here,
how not quiet it would be right now.
You can say that again.
(LAUGHING)
Okay, okay, okay. Who am I?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(GRUNTING)
(ALL LAUGHING)
That's the exact shade!
BOBBLE: Quite a bit of spirit
in that little tinker, eh?
That's for sure. In fact, I still can't believe she got captured.
Yeah. It's very unlike Tink to be caught with her guard down.
I wonder what really happened.
Well, we'll find out soon.
Yep. With every step we take we come
closer and closer to Tinker Bell.
She'll tell us what happened.
(CLEARS THROAT) Listen,
there's something you all should know.
Tinker Bell getting trapped is all my fault!
(ALL GASP)
I slammed that door on Tinker Bell, to teach her a lesson.
I tried to get her out, but the door was stuck.
I tried, but I couldn't,
and now I've put her and all of us in danger.
I am so sorry.
Honey, this is not your fault.
We all know that Tink can get into plenty of trouble all by herself.
It scares me to think what would have happened
if you weren't there, Vidia.
I don't know what to say.
How about faith...
Trust...
And...
And...
And pixie dust.
ALL: And pixie dust!
BOBBLE: Can you reach it, Clanky?
(CLANK GRUNTING)
-CLANK: Almost. Just a little more. -Here, let me.
Okay. Now, can you see anything?
No! There's a big building in the way.
BOBBLE: Building. It's a house.
That's it! Clanky! We've got it!
CLANK: What've we got? BOBBLE: House! Get off.
CLANK: I'm sorry. BOBBLE: I can't feel my legs.
Hey, Bugs, are you in here?
Nah. This one's empty too.
Bugs! Bugs!
Bugs!
Pardon me, gentlemen,
but have either of you seen a rabbit with a bad arm?
Why, no, I haven't.
Hey! He was talkin' to me!
No! He was talkin' to me!
Why, you...
(BOTH GRUNTING)
You see, all along,
we thought the way into Marvin's fortress was through the main gate,
but in fact the secret entrance is to the left, hidden in the shadows.
To the left in the shadows. Got it.
(AL SPEAKING JAPANESE)
Someone's coming.
Everyone, take cover.
It was a big pile-up, but I don't want to bore you with the details.
Yes. Now, let me confirm your fax number.
-MAN: 011... -011. Wait.
That's a lot of numbers. No. I got it.
It's him.
The chicken man.
Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
TWEETY: That's the kidnapper, all right.
A kidnapper! An agent of Marvin if I ever saw one.
(GRUNTING)
And the piece de resistance!
I promise the collection will be the crown jewel of your museum.
It's Bugs!
Now that I have your attention,
imagine we added another zero to the price, huh?
(MAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
I'll pay anything you want.
Yes! Yes!
You got a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
Quick. Into the poultry man's cargo unit.
He'll lead us to Darth. Move, move, move!
(SPUTTERING) Don't touch my moustache!
(SCATTING HAPPILY)
(GRUNTS)
(AL SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
Rich, rich, rich, rich!
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
(GASPS)
(HUMMING HAPPILY)
(GRUNTS)
(CONTINUES HUMMING)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
Huh?
(GRUNTS)
(DOORS MOOING)
(RADAR BUZZING)
(GROWLS) Destroy Duck Dodgers.
Destroy Duck Dodgers. Destroy Duck Dodgers.
-SYLVESTER: He didn't take the bag! -No time to lose!
(GRUNTING)
He's ascending in the vertical transporter.
All right, everyone. Hang on. We're gonna blast through the roof.
Uh, Daffy?
Duck Dodgers to the rescue!
What are you? Insane? We're wasting time. Stand still, Catzilla.
(GRUNTING)
I don't understand.
Somehow my fuel cells have gone dry.
(SCREAMS)
(CHUCKLES)
(LASER BUZZING)
(LASER STOPS)
(BELL DINGS)
Blast. He's on level 23.
How are we gonna get up there?
Maybe if we find some balloons, we could float to the top.
Are you kidding? I say we stack ourselves up,
push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
How about a ham sandwich with fries and a hot dog?
What about me?
You can be the toon that comes with the meal.
Troops! Over here. (GRUNTS)
(GRUNTING)
Just like you said, lizard man. "In the shadows to the left."
Okay. Let's move!
Mission log. Have infiltrated enemy territory without detection
and are making our way through the bowels of Darth's fortress.
You know, I think that Duck aisle went to his head.
TWEETY: Oh, no. Which way do we go?
This way!
ELMER: What makes you so sure?
I'm Duck Dodgers. I'm always sure.
(MOTOR WHIRRING)
We've been detected. The walls! They're closing in! Quick!
Help me prop up vegetable man, or we're done for.
Hey! Put me down, you moron!
Guys, look! It's not the walls! It's the elevator!
Come on. We've got no time to lose. Everyone, grab hold!
PORKY: What? TWEETY: Huh?
Uh, Daf, why not just take the elevator?
They'll be expecting that.
SYLVESTER: Hey, Daffy! Stop!
Slow down!
To overnight six packages to Japan is how much?
(WOMAN SPEAKING, INDISTINCT)
That's in yen, right?
Dollars? (GROANS) You are deliberately taking advantage
of people in a hurry, you know that?
All right. (SPUTTERING) I'll do it! All right. Fine.
I'll have the stuff in the lobby, and you'd better be here in 15 minutes,
because I have a plane to catch, do you hear me?
(DOOR CLOSING)
Whoo-hoo!
We're finally going. Can you believe it?
(LAUGHS) That's custom-fitted
foam insulation you'll be riding in, Bullseye.
First class all the way!
You know what? I'm actually excited about this.
I mean it. I really am!
And why shouldn't you be?
(SQUEALS)
Whoa!
♪ Swing your partner do-si-do ♪
Look at you, Hopping bunny!
Look! I'm doin' the box step!
(RED QUEEN LAUGHS)
LIZZY: It doesn't matter what I say.
He never believes me.
I'm so sorry, Lizzy.
I'm so glad you're here.
You're my best friend.
(SIGHING)
I wish I were a fairy, just like you.
Then I could help the flowers bloom and talk to animals
and fly around with the other fairies all the time.
That would be fun.
Where are we going?
(GASPING)
(LAUGHING)
Oh!
(CRASHING)
(GASPING)
(LAUGHING)
(CRASHING)
What is going on up there?
Whoa!
(CRASHING)
I was going to present it to the museum tonight.
Now the butterfly is gone.
Whoa!
Whoa!
(LIZZY LAUGHING)
Oh, my! I'm... I'm flying!
Whoa!
Look at me! Whee! I'm a fairy!
(GRUNTING)
Uh-oh. Hey, heads up down there!
Whoa! Pork bellies are fallin'.
Hey, how much farther, Dodgers?
(GRUNTING) Halfway there.
(GROANING)
My arms can't hold on much longer!
(TUNES CRYING OUT)
(GRUNTING) Too heavy.
What was I thinking?
My antigravity servos!
(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
Hang tight, everyone. I'm going to let go of the wall.
What?
He wouldn't.
One...
He would.
Two...
(ALL PROTEST)
Three!
(TUNES SCREAMING)
(TUNES LANDING, GRUNTING)
Duck Dodgers to the Rescue!
Approaching destination. Reengaging gravity.
(HYDRAULIC WHIRRING)
(LASER BUZZING)
Area secure.
(ALL MOANING)
It's okay, troops.
The antigravity sickness will wear off momentarily. Now let's move!
Remind me to glue his helmet shut when we get back.
How 'bout givin' me a little intro there, Alice?
Introducing the high-ridin'-est hare around...
(GIGGLES)
You forgot "rootin'-tootin'-est"!
The high-ridin'-est, rootin'-tootin'-est bunny hero of all time,
Bugs Bunny!
Say, little missy, you notice any trouble around these parts?
Nary a bit, not with Bugs Bunny around.
Wait, wait, wait! I got it! This is great! Okay!
The bandits got the critters tied up in the burning barn. Now the best part!
Help us! The barn's on fire!
I've got ya, critters. No need to worry.
Bugs saves the day again!
(WHOOPING)
Now, where's my trusty steed Rabbit?
I have to ride off into the sunset... Oh!
Ride like the wind, Rabbit! (GRUNTS)
(GROANS, CHUCKLES)
(GIGGLING) Watch it. Wait. I'm ticklish, okay?
Oh, you are?
No, no, no. Cut it out. Stop it. Stop it.
(LAUGHING)
No, please. No, no. Stop! Stop!
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
All clear!
(CLANK GRUNTING)
-IRIDESSA: Sorry. -Oh! Careful.
-That's my ear. -SILVERMIST: Sorry.
-FAWN: Sorry. -That's the nose. Careful.
-ROSETTA: Whoops! Sorry. -Can't see!
Okay. Tinker Bell is upstairs.
The little girl has her in a cage.
(GASPS) In a cage?
And there's also a large human in the house
who doesn't like creatures with wings.
He pins them up in display cases.
Great. Anything else?
Oh, yes. The cat.
Cat! What cat?
That cat!
That cat!
(SNARLING)
Fawn, you're an animal fairy. What are we supposed to do?
-BOBBLE: Fawn? -Fly!
ROSETTA: Our wings are wet.
BOBBLE:
And who knows when they'll be dry.
Okay, okay. Run!
(SNARLING)
(HISSING)
Clank!
Come on!
Whoa!
(CLANK SCREAMING)
-BOBBLE: Clank! -I'm okay.
We still need to get to that stairwell. Any ideas?
If we could just build a bridge or something.
-That's it. A bridge! -CLANK: Guys? Guys?
-A bridge made out of what? -CLANK: Guys!
Clank! You're a genius!
Huh? Uh.
(LAUGHING)
It was nothing.
All right. Let's do this.
We need some more plates!
Okay. Start passing them up, Clanky.
Aye, aye! Here they come!
Get ready for more. Oh, hello!
(SCREAMING)
We've got a full plate back here!
No, no, no. No. No, please.
BOBBLE: Get back!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(CLATTERING)
BOBBLE: Get back!
Rosetta! Is this what I think it is?
That is exactly what you think it is. Catnip!
You get to Tink and we'll take care of the cat!
Got it!
(LASER BUZZING)
Mission log. Have reached Marvin's command deck,
but no sign of him or his wooden captive.
-BUGS: Please, no! -That's Bugs Bunny!
(TWEETING)
This way!
BUGS: Please, please, no!
ELMER: Daffy, can you see?
What's going on?
(SHOUTING, PROTESTS CONTINUE)
ALICE: Take that! ELMER: To the left.
No, your left.
-Take it up higher. -DAFFY: What's happening?
Oh, it's horrible. They... They're torturing him.
(GASPS) What are we gonna do, Daf?
Use your head!
But I don't wanna use my head!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL MOANING)
What's going on here?
Daffy, guys! Hey, how did you find me?
Watch yourself!
TWEETY: We're here to tweet ya, Bugs!
(YELLING)
You heard of kung fu?
Well, get ready for pork chop.
Prepare to meet Mr. Angry Eyes! (SNARLING)
Hold it, now! Hey, you don't understand!
These are my friends!
Yeah, we're his friends!
No, Sly, I mean they're my friends!
(GROWLING)
Hey, stop it!
Leave him alone, tweedy bird! Hey!
Grab Bugs, and let's go!
Fellas, hold it! Daffy, put me down!
Quick! To the vent!
They're stealing him.
-RED QUEEN: No! -(BUGS YELLING)
Hold it right there!
Daffy?
You again?
Thank goodness you're all right.
Daffy, what is going on?
Hold on. I am Duck Dodgers, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
No, I'm Duck Dodgers.
I'm Duck Dodgers!
I'm Duck Dodgers!
So, who's the real Daffy?
I am!
Don't let this impostor fool you!
He's been trained by Darth himself to mimic my every move.
(GASPS, CHOKES)
(CONTINUES GASPING)
ALL: Daf!
I had a feelin' it was you.
My front end just had to catch up with my back end.
Will somebody please explain what's going on?
It's all right, space duck. It's a code 546.
(GASPS) You mean it's a...
Yes.
And he's a... (GASPS)
Oh, yeah.
Your Majesty.
(CHUCKLES)
Bugs, you're in danger here. We need to leave now.
Al's selling you to a toon museum
in Japan!
(CHUCKLING) I know.
It's okay, Daffy. I actually wanna go.
What?
Are you crazy?
Look, the thing is, I'm a rare Bugs Bunny cartoon character,
and these guys are my Roundup gang.
What are you talking about?
Bugs' Roundup!
Oh, it's this great old TV show, and I was the star. See? Now look.
Look! Look at me! See? That's me!
This is weirdin' me out.
Daf, it was a national phenomenon.
There was all this merchandise that got packed up.
You should have seen it.
There was a record player and a yo-yo. Daffy, I was a yo-yo!
"Was"?
Stop this nonsense and let's go.
Nah, Daf. (SIGHS)
I can't go. I can't abandon these guys.
They need me to get into this museum.
Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever!
Bugs, you're not a collector's item. You're a child's character.
You are a toon!
For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me.
And what do I do then, Daf? Huh? You tell me.
Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toon who taught me
that life's only worth living if you're bein' loved by a kid.
And I traveled all this way to rescue that toon
because I believed him.
Well, you wasted your time.
Let's go, everyone.
What about Bugs?
He's not coming with us.
But... But Jordan's coming home tonight.
Then we'd better make sure we're there waiting for him.
I don't have a choice, Daffy. This is my only chance.
To do what, bunny?
Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again?
Some life.
TV WOODY: Is everybody okay? TV JESSIE: Sheriff Woody!
I knew you'd make it!
Now, remember, deputies,
the real treasures are your friends and family.
Before I go, kids, I want to share somethin' special with you,
for the times I'm not around.
Good going, Woody!
I thought they'd never leave.
TV WOODY: ♪ You've got a friend in me
♪ You've got a friend in me
Bugs?
♪ You've got troubles
♪ Well, I've got 'em too
♪ There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you
♪ We stick together and see it through
♪ 'Cause you've got a friend in me
♪ Some other folks might be a little bit smarter than I am
♪ Bigger and stronger too Maybe
♪ But none of them will ever love you
♪ The way I do It's me and you, boy
♪ And as the years go by
♪ Our friendship will never die
(SIGHS) What am I doing?
♪ You're gonna see it's our destiny ♪
Daffy! Wait! Wait!
Bugs, where are you going?
You're right, your Majesty. I can't stop Air Jordan from growing up.
But I wouldn't miss it for the world.
No!
Daffy!
Yes?
Yes?
I'm coming with you!
(GASPS) Wait, wait, wait. I'll be back in just a second.
Way to go, bunny!
Hey, you guys... Come with me.
What?
Michael will coach with all of us. I know it!
Bugs, I don't know. I...
Wouldn't you give anything just to have one more day with Lorina?
Come on, Alice. This is what it's all about, to make a child happy.
And you know it. Rabbit, are you with me?
(CHUCKLING) Okay, good boy.
Your Majesty, how 'bout you?
(METALLIC THUD)
(GASPS)
-ALICE: Red Queen? -You're outta your box!
I tried reasoning with you, Bugs,
but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
Wait a minute. You turned on the TV last night, not Alice.
Look, we have an eternity to spend together in the museum.
Let's not start off by pointing fingers, shall we?
You really are the Red Queen, aren't you?
Your Majesty, this isn't fair.
"Fair"? I'll tell you what's not fair.
Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toon be sold.
Well, finally my waiting has paid off,
and no hand-me-down cartoon bunny is gonna mess it up for me now!
Daffy. Help, Daf! Guys!
It's too late, Bugs. That silly Duck Lightweight can't help you.
His name is Duck Dodgers.
Whatever. I've always hated those upstart space ducks.
(GRUNTING) It's stuck! What do we do?
Should I use my head?
(GRUNTS, GASPS)
(RUMBLING)
It's Al!
(GASPS)
Look at the time. I'm gonna be late!
Figures. I can't miss this flight! I've gotta pack.
All right. Let's see. Wallet, keys, tickets,
passport, beef jerky, very expensive over there.
Shower! (SNIFFS) Oh, I can skip the shower.
I just gotta get outta here now! (MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY)
Quick! To the elevator!
LIZZY: Whoa!
(CRASHING)
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy? LIZZY: Coming, Father!
Lizzy?
Why, hello, Father. May I help you?
What's going on in here?
Nothing.
Nothing? Sounds like a herd of elephants
have been marching up here.
Look at this room. It looks like a cyclone hit it.
It's not that bad.
Not that bad?
Your books are all over the floor, your toys are everywhere
and you tore your curtains. What?
How did you get footprints on the ceiling?
This is simply too much.
A temper tantrum of this magnitude is unacceptable.
But I wasn't having a tantrum!
Then how did this happen? And the truth this time.
If I tell you the truth, you still won't believe me.
Elizabeth, the truth.
I was flying. My fairy showed me how.
Oh, for goodness sake. Your make-believe fairy did this?
You've got to stop this nonsense!
But it's not nonsense, Father. It's the truth!
You have a real fairy living in your room?
Yes! And I can prove it.
Just look at the research we did.
Elizabeth. This is what you've been doing?
Field journals are to be filled with fact, not fairy tales.
But Father, these are facts!
I don't understand this foolishness, Lizzy. You have such talent.
Why would you waste it this way?
Why can't you just believe me?
I believe in what is real,
and it's about time you started doing the same.
Father, wait!
I know this is difficult for you to understand,
but this is all make-believe.
No! They're real!
Elizabeth, this discussion is over.
But Father!
(GRUNTS)
(BELL JINGLING)
It... It...
See? I told you. Fairies are real!
(WHIMPERS)
It's okay. She won't hurt you.
It's... Well, it's extraordinary!
LIZZY: Aren't her wings beautiful?
Yes. Very similar to Apoidea. Or, no, no, odonata.
Look at the limb proportionality to the cranial radius.
Fascinating!
Isn't she magical?
She's some sort of evolutionary mutation.
She's not a bug, she's a person.
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Exactly! -Tinker Bell!
DR. GRIFFITHS: This is going to be
the discovery of the century!
Tink, watch out!
Vidia?
Get out of the way!
(TINKER BELL GRUNTS)
I must get this to the museum right away!
Father, no!
Please, Father! Wait!
You can't do this!
Lizzy, I don't have much time.
The trustees will only wait for me until 9:00.
Please, go back in the house.
Don't worry. Mrs. Perkins will be here any second.
Tinker Bell, I'm so sorry!
My father's taking your friend to the airport!
(MR. TWITCHES MEOWING)
ALL: Step, step, step.
(CLANK LAUGHING)
Tinker Bell?
Tinker Bell!
Look, it's your friends.
Hurry.
That's it. Good kitty.
(BUZZING)
Hurry. I can hear it coming.
(GASPS)
So, we meet again, Duck Dodgers,
for the last time.
Aah! It's Darth! Watch out! He's got an ion blaster!
(SCREAMS)
(BELL DINGS)
Quick! Get on!
(GASPS)
(WHIMPERS)
The emergency hatch! Come on!
(WHIMPERS, YELLS)
(GROANS)
Huh?
Come on! Hurry!
(WHIMPERS) But Dodgers is in peril!
(REPEATING) Duck Duck Duck...
(MUTTERING)
Surrender, Duck Dodgers. I have won.
I'll never give in. You killed my father!
No, Dodgers. I AM your father.
No!
(SIGHS IMPATIENTLY)
Come on! Come on! Come on!
(WHIMPERS) Daf, you could have defeated Darth all along!
You just need to believe in yourself! (GASPS)
Prepare to die!
(WHIMPERS) I can't look!
Whoa! (YELLING)
I did it. I finally defeated Marvin!
Father.
(GASPS, GRUNTS)
(BELL DINGS)
Ah, finally!
(TUNES GRUNT)
(DOOR SLAMS, ENGINE STARTS)
(HORNS HONKING)
How are we gonna get him now?
Pizza, anyone?
Go, go, go! (GRUNTS)
I got it!
Dodgers, are you coming?
No, I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
Good throw, son. That's my boy. Go long, Dodgy!
Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
Farewell.
Look, Lizzy's father trapped Vidia in a jar
while she was saving me.
We have to hurry and rescue her.
Here we go again!
How are we gonna get there?
Yeah, it's still raining.
Maybe we can't fly in the rain,
but I think I know someone who can.
I'm scared, Tinker Bell.
Floating around my room is one thing,
but flying all the way to London...
That easy, huh?
Okay. I'll be brave.
All right, fairies. We need all the pixie dust we can get.
This girl's got a long journey ahead of her.
All aboard!
Ready?
Whoa!
This better work.
(CRASHING)
LIZZY: Oh! Sorry, fairies.
Whoa! Oh!
Whoa!
ALL: Whoa!
Careful now!
Hi, Mrs. Perkins. Bye, Mrs. Perkins.
Bye, dear. Fly back soon.
(CHUCKLING)
(GASPING)
Does anyone know how to drive?
Tweety, take the pedals. Sly, you navigate.
Pork and Elmer, operate the levers and knobs.
Whoa.
Ohh.
Strangers.
From the outside.
Oh, no.
He's at a red light! We can catch him!
Maximum power, Tweety!
(ENGINE REVS)
Whaa! It turned green! Hurry!
Why won't it go?
Use the Wand of Power.
(GEARS GRINDING)
(TIRES SQUEALING)
(SCREAMS)
Ooh! Ow! Ooh!
Sly, which way?
Left! No, no! I mean right!
That's right! No, I mean left! Left is right!
Daffy, he's turning left! He's turning left!
(GASPS)
Oh, oh, boy!
Whoa!
Oh, I seriously doubt he's gettin' this kind of mileage.
Go right! To the right! Right, right, right, right!
Whoa!
(GASPS, GROANS)
You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever.
(CAR ENGINE RATTLING)
Whoa!
Oh! Good idea.
Oh!
Whoa!
WOMAN OVER PA: The white zone is
for immediate loading and unloading...
No parking.
Guys, we can't park here! It's a white zone!
You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
Final boarding call...
There he is!
...for Far East Airlines flight 451 to Tokyo.
All confirmed passengers with boarding passes
must board at this time.
MAN OVER PA: Passenger Twitch,
passenger Leon Twitch, please pick up...
You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
ELMER: Will you leave me alone?
SYLVESTER: Someone's coming!
-GIRL: Ooh, a puppy! -Bark, bark, bark, bark.
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
Listen, flyboy.
The contents of that case are worth more than you make in a year!
You got that, sport? You be careful!
I understand, sir.
Do you have a "fragile" sticker or something?
I had a box of cookies once that came back as crumbs!
The Mystic Portal!
Oooh.
Once we go through, we just need to find that case.
(GASPS)
(TUNES SCREAMING)
(ALL GROANING)
Ow! There's the case!
No, there's the case!
You take that one! We'll take this one!
(ALL GRUNT)
Whoa! Daffy!
Daf, my back end's goin' to Baton Rouge!
Tweety!
(PANTING)
Here we come, Bugs! Bugs, here we come! Bugs!
(ALL GROAN)
Nice flash, though.
(PANTING)
(PANTING) Okay, Bugs, let's go!
(GRUNTS, GROANS)
Take that, space duck.
Hey! No one does that to my friend! (GRUNTS)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLS)
Your choice, Bugs.
You can go to Japan together or in pieces.
If he fixed ya once, he can fix ya again. Now get in the box!
Never!
Fine!
(GASPS)
(YELLS)
(ALL SHOUT)
No! Aaah!
Gotcha!
Idiots! Children destroy toons!
You'll all be ruined, forgotten!
Spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
Well, Red Queen,
I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
Right over there, guys!
(WHIMPERING) No. No! No!
WOMAN OVER PA: Atlantic Air
flight 810 from Point Richmond
is now arriving at Gate 3.
GIRL: (GASPING) Look, Barbie.
A big, ugly woman doll.
Ooh, he needs a makeover.
(WHIMPERING)
Hi! You'll like Amy.
(GASPS)
She's an artist!
(SOBBING)
MOTHER: Come on, hon!
Happy trails, Red Queen.
Daffy! Bugs!
Help us out here!
(GASPING)
Hurry!
Oh, no. Alice! Come on!
Oh, Bugs!
(ALICE SCREAMING)
Alice! (WHISTLES)
(GRUNTS) Come on, Daffy.
Yah!
Ride like the wind, Rabbit!
Hey-howdy-hey! Giddyap!
DAFFY: Come on, Rabbit! Yah!
Dodgers, give me a boost!
(GRUNTING, PANTING)
Oh! Ohh! Oohhh!
Bugs!
(GRUNTING)
(GRUNTS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
Sorry!
Out of the way!
(HONKING)
There he is!
Tinker Bell, I can't keep up. He's going too fast.
Here's the rest!
(PANTING)
(GLASS TINKLING, SHATTERING)
(PANTING, GRUNTING)
Excuse me, ma'am, but I believe you're on the wrong flight.
Bugs!
Come on, Alice.
It's time to take you home.
But
what if Michael doesn't like me?
Nonsense!
Michael'll love you! Besides,
he's got a wife, a mother.
He does?
Why didn't you say so? Let's go!
Whoa!
MAN: Hold it! There's a couple
more bags coming from the terminal!
Okay. On three.
One, two...
Too late! Put 'em on the next flight!
This is bad.
How are we gonna get outta here?
(LATCH CLICKS)
Over there! Come on!
(GRUNTING)
You sure about this?
No! Let's go!
(MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
Tink! Tinker Bell, no!
(ELECTRICITY BUZZING)
(BOTH GASP)
(YELLING)
Hold on, Bugs!
(RIPPING SOUND)
(YELLING)
What's a bunny without his ears?
Daffy!
(ENGINES ACCELERATING)
(WHIMPERING)
Daf! Daf, get behind the tires!
(PANTING, GRUNTING)
Alice, let go of the plane!
What? Are you crazy?
Just pretend it's the final episode of Woody's Roundup.
But it was canceled! We never saw if you made it!
Well, then, let's find out together!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(ENGINE STALLING)
No, no, no, no, no, no! Come on!
Oh-oh-oh.
(LAUGHING)
We did it! We did it! We did it!
Nice ropin', bunny.
That was definitely Bugs' finest hour!
(LAUGHING)
Your ears, partner.
Hoo-hoo!
(ENGINES ROARING)
Let's go home.
(HONKING)
Come on, please, let them still be there.
-LIZZY: Father! -What in the world?
Father, stop!
(GASPING)
Don't take her in there!
It... It... It... It can't be.
Lizzy? You're flying.
Yes, I am.
But how? How are you doing that?
My friends showed me how.
I... I don't understand.
You don't have to understand.
You just have to believe.
I do believe.
I do believe!
Oh! Father!
Lizzy, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
I'll never doubt you again.
TINKER BELL: Vidia!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Let's go home, Father.
But how?
Think happy thoughts.
Whoa! Whoa!
-Lift your arms and kick your feet! -DR. GRIFFITHS: Careful!
Whoa!
I think I'm getting the hang of it. Yes! Why, I'm flying!
You're doing it, Father! You're doing it!
I could get used to this! Just a second.
There's something I've always wanted to do. Follow me!
(BELL DINGING)
(DR. GRIFFITHS LAUGHING)
Yeah!
(PANTING)
(HUMS LONE RANGER THEME)
Hey, Bugs! Bugs?
Oh, wow! New toons!
Cool! Thanks, honey!
It's Bazooka Jane and her jet-propelled rabbit!
(MAKES JET SOUNDS)
Bugs, Daffy, that polecat Marvin has stolen my space cows!
(CONTINUES, INDISTINCT)
Michael, come on, hon. Time to go.
Hey, you cured Bugs!
Yeah.
Glad I decided not to take him to camp.
His whole arm might have come off.
Hey, Tink.
Hey, Vidia.
So, you ever been to one of these before?
Yeah. It's pretty fun.
What are you supposed to do?
It's easy. You just pick this up.
Like this?
Yeah. And then you hold it out.
Got it!
Now, just raise your pinkie, like this.
And then you say, "Excuse me, miss,
"but may I have a spot of tea?"
LIZZY: Why, certainly, Miss Bell.
A nice, fresh cup.
Oh. But of course you may have one, too.
This is a tea party, after all.
How about a cup for me, Miss Griffiths?
Why, of course, Doctor.
It's my pleasure, I'm sure.
Thank you.
And would you like one lump or two?
Make mine three.
LIZZY: (LAUGHS) Oh, father!
(LAUGHS) Thank you.
Isn't this pleasant, Father?
I can't imagine anything better.
Although, chiming the Big Ben comes a close second.
Well, what do you know?
(SQUEALS)
Oh, Mr. Rabbit,
we're part of a family again!
Hmm?
Uh, ma'am, I, uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
I wanted to say you're a bright young woman
with a beautiful "yarnful" of hair.
"Hairful" of yarn. It's, uh... Whoo... Uh...
(CLEARS THROAT) I must go.
Well, aren't you the sweetest space duck I ever met?
(BARKING)
What's that? Bark, bark?
(BARKING)
This fella says he needs to go out back for a little private time.
That critter needs help!
(VOCALIZING)
(GRUNTS)
(BARKS)
Oh, my goodness.
Scrumptious.
(GASPING)
(TRAIN RATTLING)
(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS)
Don't even think about it.
(CHUCKLES)
(MR. TWITCHES GROWLS SOFTLY)
(NERVOUS SQUEAKING)
(PURRING)
Ooh, ooh, oh...
Hey, Sly, I could use a hand over here, buddy.
I don't need to play. I've lived it!
No, no, no, no! Oh, nuts!
(CLICKS CHANNEL)
(WEEPING) Welcome to Al's Toon Barn.
We've got the lowest prices in town.
Everything for a buck, buck, buck. (SOBBING)
Well, I guess crime doesn't pay.
Oh, Michael did a great job, huh? Nice and strong!
I like it. Makes you look tough.
(GIGGLES)
(SMOOCHING)
(LAUGHING)
You have saved our lives. We are eternally grateful.
You saved their lives? Oh, my hero!
And they're so adorable! Let's adopt them!
Daddy!
Oh, no.
DR. GRIFFITHS: So, where were we?
Ah, yes.
"Fairies have many magical talents. They can talk to animals,
"make the flowers bloom, create warm summer breezes."
Oh, Lizzy, what a beautiful drawing.
"And some invent the most clever little gadgets."
(TERENCE LAUGHING)
Well, Tink, you found something to fix after all.
Yeah. I guess I did.
(SQUEAKING)
Wheezy, you're fixed!
Oh, yeah. Mr. Shark looked in the acme box
and found me an extra squeaker.
And how do you feel?
Oh, I feel swell.
In fact, I think I feel a song comin' on.
"They bring the change of seasons, and help nature in many ways.
"But the best talent a fairy can have is simply being a friend."
(SUMMER'S JUST BEGUN PLAYING)
WOMAN: ♪ The breezes blow the clouds away
♪ A million things I want to say
♪ I don't ever want this day To be done
♪ Summer's just begun
♪ Never seen the sky so blue
♪ Everything is clear and new
♪ Happy just to be with you in the sun
♪ Summer's just begun ♪
(HOW TO BELIEVE PLAYING)
(VOCALIZING)
WOMAN: ♪ Hold my hand and fly
♪ Never say goodbye
♪ Cross the open sky
♪ Leave the world behind
♪ I will be all right
♪ If you stay by my side
♪ Spring and summer Love and laughter
♪ We'll live happy ever after
♪ We'll fly higher Than we thought we'd be
♪ Because you showed me
♪ How to believe
♪ Hmm-mmm
♪ Tiny shining star
♪ I know who you are
♪ You're never very far
♪ We'll never be apart
♪ Sparkle in my eye
♪ Light the sky tonight
♪ Spring and summer Love and laughter
♪ We'll live happy ever after
♪ We'll fly higher Than we thought we'd be
♪ Because you showed me
♪ How to believe
♪ In me
♪ Fall and winter Love and laughter
♪ We'll live happy ever after
♪ We'll fly higher Than we thought we'd be
♪ Because you showed me
♪ How to believe
♪ Yeah
(VOCALIZING)
♪ Hold my hand and fly
♪ Never say goodbye ♪
(COME FLYING WITH ME PLAYING)

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