Alice in Wonderland off-screen voiceovers

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LORINA: "Wanted leaders,
and had been of late
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ALICE: Oh, dear.
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DOORKNOB: This won't do at all.
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ALICE: Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
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-Yes, but...
-DODO: All right, let's have it now.
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DODO: Look lively.
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-I'm late.
-DODO: Don't step on the fish.
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DODO: Watch it. Stop kicking that
mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done.
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TWEDDLEDEE:
Mr. Walrus, said the carpenter
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-The time has come
-TWEEDLEDEE: The walrus said
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TWEEDLEDEE: But Mother Oyster
winked her eye
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-And stay right here
-TWEEDLEDEE: Mum said
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TWEEDLEDEE:
But answer there came none
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TWEEDLEDUM: And this was
scarcely odd because
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RABBIT: Mary Ann. Drat that girl.
Where could she have put them?
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RABBIT: A monster.
A monster, Dodo, in my house.
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-Thank goodness.
-RABBIT: What is it?
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RABBIT: Oh! Bill! Bill, we need
a lazard with a lidder.
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-Oh, no.
-DODO: Oh-ho...
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-Curious butterflies.
-FLOWER: Bread-and-butterflies.
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-FLOWER: Naturally.
-I beg your pardon, but did you...
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FLOWER: Ever see an Alice
with a blossom like that?
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-It is not.
-ALICE: Well, it is to me.
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CATRPILLAR: Stop!
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CATERPILLAR: By the way,
I have a few more helpful hints.
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-CHESHIRE CAT: Lose something?
-Oh!
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ALICE: How very curious.
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HARE: If there are no objections,
let it be unanimous
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HATTER: A very merry unbirthday
HARE: A very merry unbirthday
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-You must have a cup of tea.
-ALICE: That would be nice.
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-Oh, dear.
-HATTER: Oh, my.
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HARE: Mad watch.
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HATTER: Oh, my!
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-And it was an unbirthday present, too.
-HARE: In that case...
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ALICE: Oh, erm... Excuse me.
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COMMANDER: Cards, halt!
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-And the king.
-CARD: Hooray!
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-QUEEN: You?
-No. Two.
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-Yes. And I was hoping...
-QUEEN: Look up. Speak nicely.
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COMMANDER: Shuffle deck!
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QUEEN: Someone's head
will roll for this.
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-Hmm?
-QUEEN: Hmm...
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RABBIT: The March Hare.
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RABBIT: The Dormouse.
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RABBIT: The Mad Hatter.
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QUEEN: Somebody's head
is going to roll for this!
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QUEEN: Don't let her get away!
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LORINA: Alice! Alice!
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Lady and the Tramp off-screen subtitles

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JIM: It's for you, Darling.
Merry Christmas.

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JIM: Well, it has a ribbon.

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JIM: Come on, Lady. Over here.

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DARLING: But Jim Dear, are you sure

she'll be warm enough?

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JIM: Why, of course, Darling.

She'll be snug as a bug in a...

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DARLING: Look, she's lonesome.

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JIM: Now, Darling, if we're going

to show her who's master,

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JIM: Lady.

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JIM: Lady. Quiet, now. You hear me?

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DARLING: Jim, dear.

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DARLING: Oh, Jim.
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JIM: What?
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JIM: All right.

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JIM: (YAWNING)

All right, Lady. All right.

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DARLING: What's wrong, Jim?
What is it?

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JIM: Can't you explain to Lady
about Sundays?

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JIM: Have you noticed, Darling,

since we've had Lady,

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DARLING: Yes, I just don't know

how we ever got along without her.

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JIM: Say, she must be about

six months old.

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DARLING: Hope it fits.

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LADY: Jock.

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JIM: Hello, there, Lady.
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JIM: You know, darling, with Lady
here, I'd say life is quite complete.

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DARLING: Yes, dear.

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JOE: (SINGING)

A beautiful day to make pizza

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DOGCATCHER: Hey.
What's going on over there?
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DOGCATCHER: Why, you mangy
mutt. Hey. Let go. Let go of me.
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JOCK: Good morning, lassie.

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JIM: Down, Lady, down.

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DARLING: Of course I am.

Why shouldn't I be?

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JIM: I just can't help worrying.
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DARLING: No, Lady. No walk today.
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DARLING: No, Lady.

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JOCK: Well, they resemble humans.
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TRUSTY: But I'd say a mite smaller.

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JOCK: Aye, and they walk on all fours.

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TRUSTY: And if I remember correctly,

they bellow a lot.

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JIM: Uh-huh.

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JIM: Darling?

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DARLING: I'm afraid not.

Nobody ever knows for certain.

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JIM: Darling, are you sure

you want watermelon?

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DARLING: Mmm-hmm.

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WOMAN 1: That's the cutest thing

I ever saw.

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WOMAN 2: What darling little booties.

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WOMAN 1: That bonnet.

WOMAN 2: Isn't it just too adorable?

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WOMAN 3: Don't you love showers?

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WOMAN 4: I've her seen you

look more beautiful.

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WOMAN 5: Isn't she absolutely radiant?

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WOMAN 6: Radiant. That's what

I told Bill yesterday.

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MAN 1: Jim, you look terrible.

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MAN 2: Absolutely horrible.

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MAN 1: I never saw you look worse.

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MAN 3: Cheer up, Jim. Old Doc Jones

has never lost a father yet.

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JIM: Yes, Aunt Sarah, it's a boy.

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DOCTOR: Yes, yes, I know.

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JIM: A boy.

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SARAH: Hello? Hello, Jim?
Are you there, Jim?

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LADY: What is a baby?

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DARLING: There, now.
Little star sweeper. Dream on.

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JIM: Well, that should do it.

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DARLING: Jim, I just can't leave him.

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JIM: He'll be all right.

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DARLING: Jim, I feel so guilty

deserting him like this.

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JIM: Nonsense.

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DARLING: She thinks

we're running out on him.

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JIM: Don't worry, old girl.
We'll be back in a few days.

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DARLING: And Aunt Sarah will be here.

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-JIM: With you here to help her...

-(DOOR BELL JINGLING)

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SARAH: Sorry I'm date, dears.
Hope I haven't kept you waiting.

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JIM: Let me take your things.

SARAH: No.

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JIM: Goodbye.
DARLING: Goodbye.

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SARAH: Now to see
that big nephew of mine.

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SARAH: Coochie-coochie-coo.

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SARAH: What's going on down there?

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SALESMAN: Good afternoon, ma'am.
What can I do for you?

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LADY: The sign says...
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TRAMP: Alligators. Now there's an idea.

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BEAVER: Timber.

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-TRAMP: Yeah, but...

-Gotta get this log moving, sonny.

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TRAMP: The hauling. Exactly.
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LADY: But when she put
that horrible muzzle on me...
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TONY: What's this?
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TONY: What's the matter for you, Joe?
I break your face.

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JOE: Okay, Tony, you the boss.
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TONY: Butch, he says
he wants two spaghetti speciale.

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TOUGHY: Hey.

Hey, Dachsie, how we coming?

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-while I check her licence number.

-BILL: Okay.
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LADY: Where is he taking him?
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BULL: Let's see. There's been Lulu.
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BILL: You're too nice a girl
to be in this place.
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JOCK: Lassie.

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-But...

-TRAMP: Oh, Pigeon.

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TRAMP: What's wrong, Pidge?

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SARAH: Hello? Hello.

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JIM: Darling, look.
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SARAH: If you want my advice,
you'll destroy that animal at once.

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DOGCATCHER: Don't worry, ma'am.

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DARLING: What do you suppose...

JIM: Say, what's going on here?

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DOGCATCHER:

Just picking up a stray, mister.

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JIM: Aunt Sarah.

DARLING: Aunt Sarah. Aunt Sarah!

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JIM: Aunt Sarah.

DARLING: Aunt Sarah.

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SARAH: Thank goodness
I got there in time. There they were...

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JIM: No, I'm sure
there must be some mistake.

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SARAH: Watch out. That dog's loose.

Keep her away.

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JIM: Nonsense.

She's trying to tell us something.
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JIM: What are you try...
Darling, Aunt Sarah, come here.

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DARLING: What is it, Jim?
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TRUSTY: Come on.
We got to stop that wagon.

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DOGCATCHER: Easy. Go on, get away.

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JIM: All right, everybody,

watch the birdy.

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DARLING: Visitors?

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JIM: All right, boy. We'll let them in.
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DARLING: No, no, not you, young man.
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JIM: Well, Merry Christmas.

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DARLING: In the kitchen, Jim Dear.

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