The Nightmare Before Christmas off-screen dialogues

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NARRATOR: 'Twas a long time ago
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JACK: Not at all, Mayor.
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BIG WITCH: Walls fall?
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MAYOR: Hold it!
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JACK: (YAWNS) Where are we?
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WITCHES: We opened the sarcophagi.
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DR. FINKELSTEIN: Sally?
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SALLY: (SLURPS) Mmm! See?
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MAYOR: Town meeting!
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JACK: Zero! I'm home.
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MAYOR: Patience, everyone!
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OOGIE: (CACKLES) That's right!
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MAYOR: Next!
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LOCK, SHOCK AND BARREL:
Jack, Jack!
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IGOR: Master!
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SANTA: Kathleen, Bobby, Susie...
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SANTA: Me on vacation
on Christmas eve?
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SANTA: Haven't you heard of peace
on earth and goodwill toward men?
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WOMAN: And what did Santa
bring you, honey?
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NEWSREADER: "Reports are pouring
in from all over the globe
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JACK: Merry Christmas to all
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MAYOR: The king of Halloween
has been blown to smithereens.
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SALLY: Help!
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OOGIE: Seven!
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SANTA: This can't be happening.
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MAYOR: Jack! Jack!
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BARREL: Here he is! Alive!
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The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad subtitle voiceovers

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NARRATOR: If you were asked
choose the most fabulous character
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NARRATOR: Poor MacBadger.
He'd reached the end of his rope.
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TOAD: Tally-ho!
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TOAD: The open road.
The dusty highway.
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CYRIL: Ahem!
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-Splendid.
-RAT: This is serious.
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RAT: You're fast becoming
a menace to society.
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NARRATOR: Mania. That's it.
That's what it was.
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RAT: That's better.
And you can't escape.
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MAN: Toad arrested!
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JUDGE: Next witness.
CLERK: Mr. Angus MacBadger!
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COUNSEL FOR CROWN:
Gentlemen of the jury, the Crown rests.
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RAT: Moley.
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CLERK: Cyril Proudbottom.
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CYRIL: The barman,
a codger named Winky,
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-CYRIL: The guvnor answered...
-That car must be mine.
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CLERK: Mr. Winky. Mr. Winky.
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MAN: Toad guilty!
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NARRATOR: News of Toad's disgrace
rocked the nation.
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NARRATOR: Yes, once again
it was a white Christmas.
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NARRATOR: Alas, for good intentions,
Toad was incurable.
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MAN: Halt!
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POLICEMAN: You fellows over there,
you see him?
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NARRATOR: Gad!
What perfectly ripping luck.
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MAN: There he goes.
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-POLICEMAN: Where?
-Over there!
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NARRATOR: Blockheads, let them
scour the countryside.
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-MALE: Open up! Open up, I say!
-The police!
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RAT: MacBadger.
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WEASELS: Winky!
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WEASEL: Hip, hip...
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NARRATOR: It was an excellent plan,
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NARRATOR: Phew!
That was a close one.
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MOLE: Oh, look. They're all asleep.
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MacBADGER: Lads, they're drunk.
They're been hitting the bottle.
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-But where's Winky?
-RAT: There he is.
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MacBADGER: Shh.
He's got the paper on him.
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WINKY: After it.
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TOAD: Ahem!
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NARRATOR: And so it was
a happy ending after all.
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TOAD: Hello, you fellows.
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NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) Oh, yes.
That J. Thadd was quite a lad.
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BROM: Yahoo!
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NARRATOR: It was inevitable
such a man as Ichabod
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ICHABOD: (THINKING)
Ah, Katrina, my love.
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NARRATOR: Truth to say, every portal
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KATRINA: Yoo-hoo!
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NARRATOR:
In the very witching hour of night,
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BROM: Once you cross that bridge,
my friends,
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