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NARRATOR:
All this has happened before.
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JOHN: Blast you, Peter Pan!
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WENDY: Oh, Nana, must we always
take that nasty tonic?
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MICHAEL: Take that!
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MICHAEL: And I'll cut you to pieces.
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-Aha!
-JOHN: Ouch!
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-(BOTH BOYS GRUNTING)
-MICHAEL: Take that!
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MICHAEL: Oh, no, you won't.
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JOHN: Aha, I got ya.
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MICHAEL: You didn't either.
You never touched me.
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JOHN: Oh, not you Father.
You see he's Peter Pan.
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-MICHAEL: And John's Captain Hook.
-Yes, yes, of course.
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-I don't know.
-JOHN: The map then.
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-Where's the treasure map?
-MICHAEL: It got lost.
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-JOHN: And Wendy says...
-Wendy? Story?
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-GEORGE: Oh... Ah...
-(SCREECHING)
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WENDY: Mmm. Nana had it.
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GEORGE: No wonder Wendy
gets these idiotic ideas.
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PETER: Jumped at me, the other night
at the window.
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WENDY:
Well, what were you doing there?
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PETER: I came to listen to the stories.
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WENDY: I'm so glad
you came back tonight.
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WENDY: Bu... But where are we going?
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PETER: To Never Land.
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-Never Land!
-PETER: You'll never grow up there.
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WENDY: Oh, Peter,
it will be so wonderful.
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PETER: Stop! Stop it, Tink!
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-PETER: Hello.
-Oh, look, a firefly.
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-What's the pixie doing?
-PETER: Talking.
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WENDY AND JOHN: Dust?
MICHAEL: Dust?
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PETER: Yep.
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MAN: Peter Pan...
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SMEE: (SINGING)
Oh, a pirate's life is a wonderful like
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-MAN: Peter Pan ahoy!
-What? What? Where away?
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HOOK: Elevation 65.
SMEE: Elevation 65.
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JOHN: By Jove!
And the Indian encampment!
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WENDY: Tinker Bell! Wait!
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PETER: Tink said what?
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RABBIT: Well, she said you said
to shoot it down.
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PETER: Tinker Bell. Tink!
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PETER: You're charged
with high treason, Tink.
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-PETER: John, you be the leader.
-I shall try to be worthy of my post.
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WENDY: Oh, Michael, do be careful.
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JOHN: Remember,
the Indian is cunning...
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MERMAID 1: I'm so glad to see you.
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-Tell us one of your adventures.
-MERMAID 2: Something's exciting.
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-MERMAID 3: Too good for us, eh?
-Peter!
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PETER: They've captured Tiger Lily.
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HOOK: Now, me dear princess,
this is me proposition.
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HOOK: Remember,
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SMEE: Captain Hook's
comin' to his senses.
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PETER: (AS HOOK) Mr. Smee!
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-Try your luck, Mr. Smee?
-HOOK: Let him have it!
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HOOK: Well, come on, you idiot!
Blast him!
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PETER: Oh, Mr. Crocodile,
do you like codfish?
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JOHN: He's delivering an oration
in sign language.
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JOHN: He says,
"Peter Pan, mighty warrior.
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-HOOK: Start at Pegleg Point.
-"Start at Pegleg Point".
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HOOK: Forty paces west
of Blindman's Bluff.
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WENDY: Michael! Take off
that war paint and get ready for bed.
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-But we're going home in the morning.
-JOHN: Home!
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-WENDY: And...
-Oh, Wendy, we don't want to go home.
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WENDY: (SINGING) You mother
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WENDY: Oh, dear.
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-(SCREAMS)
-HOOK: All right, men. Take them away.
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SMEE: Oh, captain, you did it.
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SMEE: Sort of a surprise package,
you might say.
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HOOK: Could he but see
within the package,
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HOOK: But time grows short.
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PETER: Twelve seconds.
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MICHAEL: Wendy! Wendy!
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MAN: No splash.
MAN 2: No sign of the wrench.
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MAN 3: Did you hear a splash?
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MAN 4: I'm telling you, mates,
it's a black day.
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MAN 5: Mark me words.
We'll all pay for this.
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-Who's next?
-PETER: You're next, Hook!
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HOOK: Don't stand there, you bilge rats!
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MAN: After the brats, men!
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FOXY: Yeah for Bear Killer!
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PETER: Hoist anchor!
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MARY: Wendy!
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WENDY: All except the Lost Boys.
They weren't quite ready.
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GEORGE: Well, my dear,
all in good time.
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Thursday, September 10, 2015
Friday, June 5, 2015
SpongeBob Movie subtitles
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-(SCREECHING)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
(GRUNTING)
A-ha!
(LAUGHING)
(SINGING)
(GRUNTING)
(SWORD SWISHING)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GASPS)
(SNIFFLES)
Eh?
"Booby Traps"? (GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
Ah...
Oh, there you are, my lovely.
(SINGING)
Hmm! What's that?
Take the book?
I don't mind if I do.
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS) At last, it is mine.
Finally, you are mine.
All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles.
Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMING)
You got any sevens?
Go fish.
-(SQUAWKING)
-(GROANING)
Is that all you got?
(LAUGHING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Ooh.
(GRUNTS)
(EXHALES)
Hmm.
Man, this is way overdue.
(SNIFFLES)
"Once upon a time, under the sea,
"there was a little town
called Bikini Bottom.
"In this town, there was a place
"called The Krusty Krab,
"where folks would come to eat a thing
"called the Krabby Patty.
"Every greasy spoon has a fry cook,
and the one who worked here
"was named SpongeBob SquarePants."
SEAGULLS: Who lives
in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
-Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
-Just hold it. Hold it.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense
be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
(GROANS) Stop!
Huh?
There's only one thing worse
than talking birds, and that would be...
Singing birds!
Okay, I promise not to (SINGS) si-i-i-ng.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Take it from us.
He really does hate singing birds.
(SQUAWKS AND FARTS)
Just keep weading.
Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
(GROANS)
Come closer while I tell you the tale.
-Okay, start reading.
-No. Not that close!
Yeah. Hmm.
All right, here we go.
Now, SpongeBob loved his job
-as a fry cook...
-(SINGING)
...more than anything.
And that is saying a lot
because he loved everything!
-He loved his pet snail, Gary.
-(MEOWS)
He loved his best friend, Patrick.
-(GRUNTS)
-(LAUGHING)
He loved blowing bubbles
-and jellyfishing.
-Whee!
He loved making Krabby Patties
for the folks of Bikini Bottom
just as much as they loved eating them
Why, you may ask,
do they love this
greasy little sandwich so much?
Why did they eat them for breakfast...
-(GRUNTS)
-...lunch,
and dinner,
despite their doctor's warnings?
He'll be gone in a week.
(SOBBING) Oh, Harold!
BURGER BEARD: Oh. It was a secret.
No one was sure what was
in these patties
that made them so delicious.
And, frankly, no one cared,
-except for Plankton.
-Meh.
Plankton owned a restaurant
right across the street
from The Krusty Krab,
where no one ate
because the food was really bad.
now, is that really necessary?
BURGER BEARD: Plankton
had made it his life's work
to steal the recipe.
(WHIMPERS)
SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
And SpongeBob was
always there to protect it.
But today, things
would be different.
(PLANKTON GRUNTS)
Good morning, SpongeBob!
Morning, Patrick!
You here for
your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
I'm getting two today.
One for me and one for my friend.
Oh. Have I met this friend?
"You know me, SpongeBob."
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
Thirteen,
fourteen, fifteen...
Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got
our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
Tartar...
Sauce?
PLANKTON: Bull's-eye!
(LAUGHING)
Plankton!
So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
Welcome to Air Plankton.
Please put your seat backs
and tray tables up
as we're now approaching
our final destination.
(AIR RAID SIREN BLARING)
Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
Mashed or scalloped, sir?
No, Patrick. Raw.
Sir, yes, sir!
Locked and loaded!
Don't worry, little formuler,
you'll be safe in this,
uh, safe.
Fire!
Potatoes?
He's closing in!
I think we have a few minutes
before he gets here.
(GASPS) He's right on top of us!
Hey, it's raining fries!
It's gonna take a lot more than
potatoes to bring this baby down.
Or maybe not.
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Whoo!
Wait a minute,
Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
(GRUNTING)
Well, Krabs, you're certainly
in a pickle now!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
-(BOTH GASPING)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
Hey, it's raining pickles!
(LAUGHS)
Now it's raining...
Tanks.
You're welcome!
(GROANING)
Finland.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
You orders, sir!
I'll have two
Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,
extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
Wrong channel!
Your orders, sir!
Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
Hold the mayo!
Yes, sir!
Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
(GRUNTS) Hold the mayo!
Unleash the condiments!
With relish.
(YELLS)
(MAKES FARTING NOISE)
Excuse me.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH YELLING)
Hello?
Hello?
-Guess y'all don't want my money.
-Money?
Thank you! Come again!
(PANTING)
I can't hold the mayo any longer!
(GRUNTS)
Mayo? Well, it's going to
take a lot more than mayo to stop...
(GROANING)
Now what?
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
Oh!
I just remembered,
I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
SPONGEBOB: Robot! Robot!
Robot! Giant robot!
Robot! Robot!
Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here
and he's got a giant robot!
Quick, boy, bar the door!
Got it!
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
I'll take one secret formula...
-(SCREAMS)
-...to go.
(SCREAMING)
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I'm not through yet.
I've got something that will make
you hand over that formula.
Something you can't resist.
(GASPS) Money!
Yes! Huh?
That's... That's... That's impossible!
Well, it was full of money just last week.
And then
I bought that airplane and built that tank.
KRABS: Sounds to me like
someone's just a wee bit broke!
Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.
I've spent every penny I've ever made
trying to put you out of business.
Except this one.
My last penny. (CRYING)
Besides, what can I do
with one measly cent anyway?
You could give it to me.
Just a suggestion.
Here, take it.
You've taken everything else. Why not?
(SOBBING)
Well, Plankton,
like a reheated Krabby Patty,
you're been foiled again.
(GROANS)
I guess this means the secret formula
is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
It sure does, boy.
Why don't you scurry along?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
(SOBBING)
KRABS: He's been out there
crying for 20 minutes.
Pathetic.
I'm just going to
go out there and gloat a little.
(LAUGHING)
(GROANING)
(BONE CRACKING)
Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
"Laptop." You do realize
that nickname is demanding?
I have twice the processing
power of a lap top.
(WHISPERING) Never mind.
Maintain radio silence.
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)
Finally!
Huh?
A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?
Amateur hour.
Hmm.
Perfect!
(GRUNTS)
Not a bad likeness.
Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
Easy, easy.
(BEEPING)
(MOCKINGLY) Plankton's broke!
Ooh-ooh.
SPONGEBOB: Look at Mr. Krabs go.
I've never seen him
gloat this hard before.
-(LAUGHS)
-(SOBBING)
Hey, well, Plankton,
me bunions are telling me
it's time to stop gloating.
Huh? Looks like you're
falling apart at the seams.
-Huh?
-Poor me.
-Sob, sob.
-A robot?
(GASPS) Plankton?
Uh-oh.
(BEEPING)
-That ain't good.
-(ALARM BLARING)
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Initiating lockdown sequence.
Me formuler!
(GASPS)
Huh? Ow!
-(ALL GASPING)
-(SHRIEKS)
No, no, no! No!
Squidward! Open up!
Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.
(PANTING) Give me that!
Come on, SpongeBob, join me!
And we'll be rich and powerful,
until I eventually betray you.
(STAMMERING)
-Uh, join me!
-No! Never!
I'm on Team Krabs for life!
(GRUNTING)
Plankton!
(BOTH STRAINING)
(SCREAMS)
What? Where'd it go?
PLANKTON: Wait a minute.
Molecular deconstruction?
I proved that to be a
scientific impossibility seven times!
SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute.
I think I forget to empty
Gary's litter box today.
(GASPS)
Where's me formuler, Plankton?
I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,
but this time he's telling
the truth. It just vanished!
It's true! (GASPS)
(WHIMPERS)
Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
What are you going to do, Krabs?
Pour hot oil on me?
Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
No. Knock, knock.
Knock-knock jokes?
I can do this all day, Krabs.
Knock, knock.
Oh, boy. Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
(CHUCKLES) You'll see.
"Jimmy back my formula"?
Hmm.
Oh!
I get it!
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
(SCREAMING)
Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!
(GROANS) Thank you, Squidward.
The customers are getting restless!
They're asking for
refunds.
(ECHOES) Refunds.
(COUGHS) Refunds?
CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)
Refund! Refund!
Listen up, boy. Get in there
and make some customers
some Krabby Patties!
All right, Plankton... Huh?
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
(SCREAMING)
We're out of Krabby Patties?
How can we make more Krabby
Patties without the secret formula?
You've got to have that
formuler memorized by now!
But as you are aware, sir,
the employee handbook
clearly states, and I quote,
"No employee may, in part or in whole,
"commit the Krabby Patty secret formula
"to any recorded written or visual form,
"including memories, dreams,
and/or needlepoint."
(WAILING) Curse you, fine print!
CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)
Refund! Refund! Refund!
Stop!
(SQUIDWARD GROANS)
I'm not your enemy!
Plankton is your enemy!
So is he an anemone or a plankton?
(DRUM PLAYS RIMSHOT)
Well, someone had to do it.
(STAMMERS) But Mr. Krabs...
-He took this from you!
-(CUSTOMERS GASPING)
-Krabby Patty...
-I can almost taste it.
Uh, Mr. Krabs,
Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
Not now, SpongeBob!
Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
So join me! Help get the formuler back,
and I'll give each
and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
(ALL CHEERING)
Oh, no! Wait!
Even better, a slight discount!
(ALL SIGHING)
-To the Chum Bucket!
-(CUSTOMERS CLAMORING)
But he didn't do it.
PLANKTON: I had it right
in my greedy little mitts,
and then... Poof!
And now it's gone. Gone forever.
Oh, I was so close to
gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
Um, Plankton?
Oh, when will my
frustration-slash-humiliation end?
-Plankton?
-Not now, hon!
Im'm ranting-slash-raving.
All right, what is it?
Well, I was trying to tell you
there's an angry mob outside.
-But now they're inside. -(ALL GROWLING)
Oh. (YELPS)
-CROWD: Hmm? -I just work here.
We'd like to have a word with you!
(ALL CLAMORING)
(CHUCKLES) You all look very hungry.
Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
KRABS: Enough with
the niceties, Plankton!
This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
Where is me formuler?
I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
Wrong answer.
-(WHIMPERING) -SPONGEBOB: Stop!
All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this.
(GROWLS)
What's going on around here?
You may want to
step back a little, Mr. Krabs.
This could get messy.
Let's hope so.
So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
I didn't want to have to do this.
Plankton, here comes the pain.
Soap, in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
No! Stop! Don't!
Wait. That didn't look painful.
Mr. Krabs, you may not
understand what I'm about to do today,
but somebody we'll look back
and have a good laugh.
Wait a minute.
Hey, they're getting away!
Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
So, you've been running
a long con on me, eh?
All these years you've been
working for Plankton!
They're in cahoots!
Yeah, I guess that's
a short way of saying it.
Stop that bubble!
(ALL SHOUTING)
(PANTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
Please tell me there's
something soft below me.
BOTH: Mmm, nope.
(SCREAMING)
KRABS: SpongeBob!
Oh. You were like
an underpaid son to me.
I would've expected Squidward
to stab me in the back.
(SNORING) Huh? What? Huh?
But SpongeBob?
Me most trusted employee?
Working with me sworn enemy?
You know what this means,
Mr. Squidward.
We get the rest of the day off?
No!
This be but a harbinger
of what I fear lies ahead.
For you. For me.
For all of Bikini Bottom!
The Krabby Patty
is what ties us all together!
Without it, there will be
a complete breakdown of social order.
A war of all against all!
Dark times are ahead.
Dark times indeed!
Seriously?
Aren't you overreacting a bit?
ALL: Huh?
Welcome to the apocalypse,
Mr. Squidward.
-I hope you like leather.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
SQUIDWARD: I prefer suede.
BURGER BEARD: And so
Bikini Bottom became
an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
The end.
-(GRUNTS)
-(BONE CRACKS)
Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
-Oh, this is bad. Really bad.
-What? What?
SpongeBob's in trouble
and the story's over?
-Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
-(BELL TOLLING)
SEAGULL 1: Hey, call a therapist!
SEAGULL 2: I have anxiety!
(SEAGULL 3 SOBBING)
There is no way that
that's the end of this story.
(SCOFFS)
Of course it is. I'll show you.
Just turn around.
Oh, all right.
-(GROANS) Hey!
-(LAUGHS)
I need that to fly, you jerk.
"The
"End"!
SEAGULL 4: That's not the end!
(GRUNTS) Of course it is!
-Unhand that book!
-You let go of that!
Let go, you numbskull!
-(SCREAMING)
-(CRASHING)
You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
or else!
I know I shouldn't be
littering, but that ending was rubbish!
(LAUGHING)
Rubbish! (LAUGHS)
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
(RUMBLING)
Good morning, Squidward.
I'll have the usual.
(ALL SCREAMING)
With cheese.
We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
No Krabby Patties?
No!
Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.
We've really gotta get that formula back.
Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?
Excuse me, I need a moment.
With that formula, I could rule the world!
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(CLEARS THROAT)
You know I can hear you, right?
Well, what do we do now?
Now we work together.
You know, teamwork.
What's, uh, 'tee-am work"?
No, Plankton, teamwork.
Tee-am work.
-Teamwork.
-Tie-'em work.
-Teamwork.
-Tie 'em up!
-Say "team," like a sports...
-Team.
-Team. Now say "work."
-Work.
Put them together. What do you got?
Time bomb work.
Getting better!
Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!
-(PATRICK GROANING)
-(GASPS)
Oh, hey, Patrick!
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
(WHIMPERS)
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,
Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
Krabby Patty... (WHIMPERS)
Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
Krabby! (SOBBING)
Come on, tummy,
it's gonna be a long day.
NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt
your regular program
for an important news bulletin.
Perch Perkins reporting live
from downtown Bikini (YELPS) Bottom.
Complete chaos here today
as our town attempts to deal with
a sudden and complete shortage
of Krabby Patties. Whoa!
Events here have
this reporter wondering,
what is the secret ingredient in Krabby
Patties anyway? (SCREAMING)
It's love! The secret ingredient is live!
(GASPS) No more Krabby Patties?
If I'd have known that,
I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?
What the corndog is that?
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
Come on Plankton, it's easy!
It means, I help you, you help me,
and when we accomplish our goal,
then we do hands in the middle.
Hands in the middle?
No, no. Sounds idiotic.
Beside, the two of us
are no match for that cranky mob!
(STRAINING)
We could probably use a few more
tee-am works.
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Wait, what are you doing?
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
PATRICK: I need Krabby Patties!
-(GROANING)
-Patrick, what are you doing?
Krabby Patties!
Vandalizing stuff.
Isn't that your house?
Hey, what's with all the questions?
Who are you guys?
It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,
then what's the secret password?
BOTH: Uh...
Correct! It is you!
-SpongeBob!
-Whoa.
-SpongeBob.
-Patrick!
-SpongeBob!
(GROANING)
Why aren't you at The Krusty
Krab making Krabby Patties?
-(PLANKTON GRUNTS)
-Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
Yeah, Mr. Krabs says
you and Plankton took it.
No, that's not what happened.
It just disappeared.
We're putting a team together to find it.
A team?
Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Okay, Patrick, you're in.
PLANKTON: I don't know, SpongeBob.
What exactly does this clown
bring to the tee-am?
He brings loyalty, Plankton.
Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
I've got SpongeBob!
He's over here!
(IMITATES ALARM)
-Let's go get him!
-(ALL SHOUTING)
Come on, SpongeBob,
let's get out of here!
Patrick!
-(GROANS)
-(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
Patrick, why are you doing this?
Because I need
Krabby Patties!
Hurry up! I'm hungry!
-Over here!
-(PANTING)
(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
Guys, am I still on the team?
Hey, what are you looking at?
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
(SPONGEBOB PANTING)
Sandy!
Sandy!
Sandy?
Sandy, are you home?
Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
What is all this stuff?
Sandy?
-(SCREAMS)
-Don't touch that!)
Incoherent muttering. (MUTTERING)
Sandy? Are you okay?
(SHOUTING) Okay?
Have you looked outside?
Does that seem "okay" to you?
I'm trying to figure out
what happened to society.
If we don't fix it soon,
there won't be anything left to fix!
Sandy?
The lack of Krabby Patties
has driven her mad.
And I think I figgered it out.
Look.
When this came down from above,
I knew it could only mean one thing.
And that would be?
It means it's the end!
The sandwich gods are angry with us!
BOTH: Sandwich gods?
I just don't know
how we're going to appease them!
(MUTTERING)
PLANKTON: You got any other friends
who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
Well, I have one friend
who's loyal to the very end.
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
Gary, I'm home.
Gare-bear?
Gary?
Gary?
-Ugh.
-Huh?
Revolting!
But it means Gary is close by!
Gary, I'm back!
Whoa.
Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you
to help us find the Krabby Patty formula
-and fix Bikini Bottom.
(MEOWING)
What do you mean, you don't
have to do as I say anymore?
-(MEOWING)
-What do you mean, "King of Snails"?
Gary The Snail, you get down here right
now and join this team!
(MEOWING)
What do you mean, "Seize them"?
(ROARING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
-Why are you running?
-(PANTING)
Because they're right on our tail.
Oh, right, snails.
Well, so much for your tee-am.
Putting together a team is a lot
harder than I thought it would be!
-(PEOPLE CLAMORING) -KRABS: This way!
We better get out of here
until things cool off.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
SPONGEBOB: Everything we know
and love has been destroyed.
Oh, yea, looks like
they're gonna have to
change the name
of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.
(LAUGHS)
Right, SpongeBob?
That's kind of gross, Plankton.
Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
This feels like it really is the end.
Don't worry, SpongeBob,
we'll find the secret formula and
everything will go back to the way it was,
you know, all happy and junk.
Now let's try and get some sleep.
-(DISTANT CHATTER)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
Yeah, I guess you're right.
(GRUNTS)
(SHIVERS)
Here you are. Feel comfy?
You know, Plankton,
I think you might know a little bit more
about teamwork than you let on.
Good night, SpongeBob.
Good night, Plankton.
(SNORING)
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
"Good night," indeed.
That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.
You're hiding that formula
in there somewhere.
Huh?
(GRUNTS)
Well, here goes nothing.
Huh?
What is this place?
-(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS) Fudge fight!
-Oh, it's all over me!
-(LAUGHING)
Ew! It's so sweet in here!
I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
FEMALE VOICES: Hello, Plankton.
Come and play with us.
-(GASPS)
-Hurry
before we met.
-(WHIMPERS)
-(BOTH GIGGLING)
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa...
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(WHIMPERS)
(SCREAMING)
(PURRING)
-(MEOWS)
-(PLANKTON GROANS)
So much sweetness.
I think I'm going to be sick! (GAGS)
Huh?
Daddy!
(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!
I just had
the craziest dream! And you were in it!
I'm sure it was nothing.
Now go back to sleep.
Were you in my brain?
What? No! That's crazy talk!
Then why is there
cotton candy on your antenna?
Because, uh, because, uh...
Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
(GASPS) What were you doing in there?
What do you think I was doing?
Looking for the secret formula.
-What?
-Don't act so innocent.
You knew what I was up to.
That's why you're pretending
not to know the formula.
I'm not pretending!
I can't believe you thought I was lying.
Hey, don't take it personally.
I just assume everyone is lying.
That is a horrible way
-to live your life.
-Whatever.
It is! And if we're going
to be on the same team...
Maybe I don't want to be
on the tee-am! You think of that?
But, Plankton, everything's better
-when you're part of a team.
-(PLAYING TUNE)
You're not going
to start singing, are you?
-(SINGING) Teamwork!
-Oh, brother.
We can do anything
when we have teamwork
Don't you think so, my friend?
No, tee-am work
Is getting in the way
of my schee-am work
What don't you comprehend?
But working together is the key
Nothing's impossible
when it's you and me
I'm doing just fine on my own
Work is no fun when you do it alone
If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself
But what if you need
something on a higher shelf?
But I'm the target
Of a very scary,
crazy post-apocalyptic mob!
Well, that's exactly
why you need a partner
Helping you with this important job
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail
I'm the flower, you're the aroma
Right now I wish I was in a coma
Come on.
I'm here for you and you're here for me
It's better when you plus me equals we
Working together in harmony
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
'Cause nothing's impossible
When we're a team!
All right, you can put me down.
Well... (SIGHS)
That's one minute of my life
I'll never get back.
Not without a time machine.
Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
-Now back up.
-(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
(REWINDING)
Slow down.
(SLOWLY) Not without a time machine.
Hmm.
Yes!
-SpongeBob, you're a genius!
-I am?
If we build a time machine,
we can go back to before
the formula disappeared.
Before society broke down.
Before we became the hunted!
That sounds great, Plankton,
but how do we build a time machine?
Well, first we'll need
a computer powerful enough
to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
Where would we get one of those?
Hmm.
PLANKTON: There she is.
My computer wife.
They're got her tied up in the back room.
I've never seen this many
people at The Chum Bucket.
I've never seen anyone there.
Now was that really necessary?
Cause the food's really bad.
-Oh, come on! Really?
-Shh!
How are we gonna
sneak past those guards?
Hmm.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Well, what do we have here?
(ALL GRUNTING)
We better hurry.
Those guys really hate tires.
(GRUNTS)
We'll never get in. The door's locked.
(GRUNTS) Hmm.
Wait. The window is open.
Come on, Plankton,
it's time for some teamwork.
Give me a boost.
Okay. Wait a minute, no!
(CHUCKLES)
Just a little higher, Plankton.
Plankton?
Why don't you boost me up instead?
Oh, yeah, good thinking.
(GROANING)
(WHISPERING)
Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
We're in!
Shh!
There's a guard over there.
Let's take the key from around his neck.
We're gonna have to be very quiet.
Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
-(PATRICK SNORING)
-(FOOTSTEPS CLINKING)
(YAWNING)
(CLINKING CONTINUES)
Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
(WHISPERING)
You're gonna get us caught.
-Sorry.
-(SNORING)
Now just reach over and grab it.
-(CREAKING)
-(GASPS)
Halt! Who goes there?
(SNORING)
-Stop! Pull it over his head!
-Oh.
Stop, stop, stop!
Let me get up there.
(GASPS)
-(GRUNTS)
-(TEETH CHATTERING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
Help me.
(GASPS)
(PATRICK GRUNTS)
What? (GASPS)
No!
Plankton, help! (GRUNTS)
I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
(STAMMERS) Once upon a time
there was a big fat
pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
Nice try,
but it's gonna take more than that to...
(SNORING)
I told you, I don't have
the formula, you monsters!
-Hey, baby, how are you?
-Plankton!
My hero! You must need something,
otherwise you wouldn't have come back.
Plankton has a plan
to save Bikini Bottom.
(GASPS)
It doesn't matter, Plankton.
Krabs knows all your plans.
He's been through my hard drive
looking for the secret formula.
Eh, I never had it.
But we're going to get it.
We're gonna go back in time
to steal the formula
before it disappeared.
Time travel!
Where are you gonna find
a computer that can do that?
Wait a minute!
(GRUNTS)
I've never carried a head before.
PLANKTON: You'll get used to it.
It's still warm. (GASPS)
So you won't talk, huh?
-Let some air out of him.
-(HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Is this where
we're gonna build our time machine?
PLANKTON: Sure.
It's got everything we need.
A photo booth.
-A cuckoo clock.
-(CUCKOOS)
Some day-old chips.
Now all we have to do is build it.
(PLAYS TUNE)
Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
Hey, my pitch pipe!
Uh, I need it. For the time machine.
-Oh. Okay.
-(SHATTERING)
(TOILET FLUSHES)
Installed!
(GRUNTING)
Mmm.
I did it!
No, we did it!
Wait. We did it.
As a tee-am.
-A team.
-Whatever.
BOTH: (SINGING)
Working together in harmony
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
'Cause nothing's impossible
When we're a team
Okay, now for the brains!
(GRUNTS)
Okay, Plankton, this is it.
It's gonna take all my processors
and energy to power this time machine.
So if you have anything
you wanna tell me,
you better tell me now.
Well, Karen...
I know I've taken you for granted
all these years, and
I, I just wanted to say,
I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
Oh, Sheldon,
that's the sweetest thing you've ever...
(CRYING)
Plankton, are you crying?
No, no, no!
It's just one of the hazards
of having a giant eyeball.
There's always stuff getting in there.
Anyway, (CLEARS THROAT)
where were we?
Say "cheese."
Cheese!
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
According to my calculations,
The Krusty Krab should be right here!
What's that over there?
-SpongeBob?
-Patrick?
Is it really you?
-Yes, Patrick, it's...
-Finally!
The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
Great Krabby Patty Famine?
Oh, what year is this?
It's Thursday.
According to my calculations,
we've only gone four days into the future.
Where is everybody?
They all gave up on you. But not me!
Cause I'm not very smart.
Where is The Krusty Krab?
Right where it's always been!
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.
Maybe we should ask
this guy for directions.
Excuse me, sir?
Can you tell us when we are?
Who dares disturb
The One Who Watches?
SPONGEBOB: The One Who Watches?
Your name is The One Who Watches?
No, my true name is
Bubbles.
Bubbles? (LAUGHS)
What kind of a name is Bubbles?
It is my ancient dolphin name.
So what's a dolphin doing out here
in the middle of space?
My kind
have been watching and protecting
the galaxy for... (CLICKING)
Hmm.
10,000 years!
Oh, so you're the one
keeping the meteors from hitting us.
BUBBLES: Yes, I am.
And I could really do with a potty break.
Would you mind
keeping an eye on things?
Sure thing. But, uh,
what am I keeping my eye on?
(MUZAK PLAYING)
What are you doing?
I'm watching.
We don't even know
what we're watching for.
SPONGEBOB:
Maybe we should split up the workload.
You watch the one with the big red eye.
I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.
Like a team.
Okay, mine's moving.
Mine, too.
No, this doesn't seem right.
Should we call Bubbles?
Let's give him a minute.
He's been holding it
for 10,000 years.
(GASPS)
I'm pretty sure that wasn't
supposed to happen.
Come on, Plankton,
we got to clean this up
before Bubbles gets back! (PANTING)
(TOILET FLUSHES)
(BUBBLES EXHALES)
Much better. Yes.
You two are free to go.
What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
(SHATTERS)
You were supposed to... (CLICKING)
(GROANING)
(CLICKING)
Keep them from smashing
into each other!
Sorry.
Now (CLICKING)
I am going to lose my job!
And you will lose your lives.
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH PANTING)
(GASPS)
Quarter me!
(SCREAMING)
(COIN CLINKING)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS) Plankton?
SpongeBob!
(SHRIEKS)
Plankton? (GASPS)
SpongeBob?
Who are you two supposed to be?
I'm you, from the future.
And I'm him from the future.
So you traveled back through time
to help me? Great thinking.
Nope. He's helping me.
(GASPS) But he's the enemy!
Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
What? A tee-am?
A team!
All right, go get the formula.
What have I become?
All right, Plankton.
-(GRUNTING)
-(PANTING)
Do you have
flying boatmobiles in the future?
We only came back
from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
Are there rocket packs?
-(GRUNTS)
-Oh!
-Did they outlaw-clothes in the future?
-No!
Then why are you naked?
Because they don't make
clothes in my size.
Hold still, you!
If you're from the future,
what am I gonna say next?
-Something moronic?
-Wow.
Hey, hurry up over there!
-(GASPS)
-(BEEPING)
Uh-oh. That ain't good.
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Initiating lockdown sequence.
Come on, SpongeBob,
we gotta get out of here!
(ALARM BLARING)
-Got it!
-Come on!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, that was crazy!
So that's what teamwork is.
All those years I tried to make you mine,
and I finally did it.
I mean, we did it!
BURGER BEARD:
And so it would seem that
our heroes have accomplished
all they had set out to do.
-Now that's an ending.
-Whoo-hoo!
-Andy, cue the music.
-(VOCALIZING)
(GASPS)
BURGER BEARD: Oh, no.
-That's not the end.
-(SEAGULLS WHIMPERING)
So you mean the ending
might be even happier?
-(MAN 1 LAUGHING) -MAN 2: Here we go!
Land ho!
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
BOY: Mom, where's my towel?
What?
BURGER BEARD: Whoa!
MAN: Whoa! Dude, look at that.
WOMAN: What?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
-(PEOPLE GASING) -(GASPS)
I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!
-Out of my way! I'm coming!
-(SCREAMING)
-Out of there!
-(WOMAN SHRIEKING)
Sorry!
-Too fast!
-Slow down!
-I'm coming!
-No, no! (SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
Yeah!
All right,
you feathered rats, time to shove off!
What? Why?
Well, I can't have you pooping
all over my restaurant, can I?
Restaurant? I thought
this was a pirate ship.
Oh, it is.
But it is also...
A-ha!
My very own food truck! (LAUGHING)
SEAGULL 1: A what?
Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
-Like a garbage truck.
-No!
Are you trying to
scare away my customers?
Well, we're not leaving
till we see how the story ends.
No problem.
You guys like
a little snack while you wait?
-Sure, I'll take a curdled milk.
-How about a fish head?
And a French fry covered in sand.
Who wants some
hot wings?
Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
Which one of you is next?
(ALL SCREAMING)
SEAGULL 1: He's a madman!
SEAGULL 2: Let's get out of here!
You crazy, man! You crazy!
(LAUGHING)
(TOILET FLUSHES)
SEAGULL 4: Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.
Now I can get my gold sticker.
Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.
I wouldn't go in there
if I were you. (CHUCKLES)
-Boo! -(SCREAMS)
I can't fly without my feathers.
(WHISTLES)
(HONKING)
Where to, Mac?
Just dwive.
Oh...
Squidward!
Still out of Krabby Patties.
Does anyone have a picture
-of ketchup?
-(DOOR OPENS)
I done figgered it out!
(ALL GASPING)
We have angered the sandwich gods
and only a sacrifice will appease them!
Well, that sounds reasonable.
Soon our
post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over,
and Krabby Patties
will rain down from above!
Rain down? Well, that's no good.
How will I get me money?
Oh, you don't like that idea?
Then we'll sacrifice you!
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(WHIMPERS)
It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice
on an empty stomach.
Who wants a Krabby Patty?
(ALL CHEERING)
SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
Oh, happy day!
I missed you so much.
Where was it? Where did you find it?
Well, Plankton and I built a time machine
out of an old photo booth
and then we added...
-Cheese!
-Patrick, wait!
-(ALL GASPING)
-It's okay, everyone.
The post-apocalypse is almost over!
(ALL CHEERING)
Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
"Eugene, eat my
"subaquatic air bubbles.
"Love, Plankton"?
-(GASPS) -You grabbed the wrong bottle!
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
That's okay, SpongeBob.
We'll just have to sacrifice
the two of you then.
Prepare them for the sacrifice!
I bring a message from the dawn of time!
What is it, Patrick?
Run! (SCREAMS)
-(ROARS) -(ALL GASPING)
Squidosaurus rex!
-(ROARS) -(ALL SCREAMING)
Well, Plankton,
I guess we failed
to accomplish our goals.
"We"?
But even failure hurts a little less
when you do it as a team, right?
This is all your fault!
-(GROWLING) -(ALL GASPING)
My fault?
You're the one who stole
the wrong secret formula.
I didn't know there were two bottles.
Of course you didn't!
Because you got cotton candy for brains!
ALL: Ooh!
No, seriously, he really does.
Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess
in the first place, if you
weren't so selfish and evil.
I was selfish and evil,
until you ruined everything
with your "teamwork"!
Oh! You take that back!
You are the worst teammate ever!
No!
-(ALL GASPING) -(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(WAILING) -(GASPS)
Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing
garbage and recycling!
(YELLING)
(ALL GASPING)
(PANTING)
(CROWD MURMURING)
Look at me.
Why, I've become like all of you.
Savage.
Fear-ridden.
Selfish.
An entire town of formerly good citizens
turned into heartless freaks,
bent on their own self-prever...
Self-preter...
-"Preservation?"
-Yes!
We've become alienated
from each other.
Each one an island unto himself,
concerned only with ourselves.
And in the name off all fishhood,
I am not about to let that happen!
And so,
if a sacrifice is need to restore
Bikini Bottom to its former glory...
Then I am willing
to take one for the team!
You heard him!
(CROWD CLAMORING)
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice!
Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
Sacrifice!
Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(GASPS)
Let the sacrifice begin!
ALL: (CHANTING) Patties! Patties!
And I thought my friends were primitive.
(SNIFFING)
Don't cry, me boy.
Everything's going to be fine, for us.
Oh, I'm not crying,
Mr. Krabs. (SNIFFING)
I smell Krabby Patties!
That's right. Keep thinking
happy thoughts. Now!
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTS)
(SNIFFS)
The boy's right.
MAN: My leg!
I smell 'em, too!
Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
Wait. You mean we can
just take this stuff off?
Go find that Krabby Patty!
Come on, everybody!
I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
(ALL CHEERING)
(SNIFFING)
It's coming from over there!
(SHIP CREAKING)
(WIND HOWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(ALL PANTING)
(SCREECHING)
Come on, guys, I think
it's just over this hill.
(ALL GROANING)
How do you expect us
to go up to the surface?
We won't be able to breathe!
All right, all secondary characters
-come with me.
-(ALL GROANING)
-Yeah, I'm with you guys.
-No way, Squidward.
You're going up there with us.
My feet hurt.
-Patrick, you don't have feet.
-(GASPS)
It's not fair! You have feet.
Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.
Actually, I have four feet.
(GROANS)
SPONGEBOB: It's not about feet.
SQUIDWARD: What is it about, then?
SPONGEBOB: It's about being a team
and sticking together, no matter what!
The only way we're going
up there is if some
fairy godmother shows up
and helps us breathe air.
-Bubbles!
-SpongeBob, you know this guy?
Don't hurt us!
We're sorry we got you fired.
Hurt you? (CLICKING)
Why, I traveled back
through time to thank you.
I've been stuck in that job for eons.
I need a change,
but I was too afraid to go for it.
Well, Bubbles, I'm glad we could help.
Now it is my turn to help.
I can get you safety to the surface.
Now! (CLICKING)
Quick, all of you, get in my mouth.
Come on, guys, let's go!
There's no way I'm climbing
into some dolphin's mouth.
Yeah. This guy just wants a free lunch.
Guys, if Bubbles, has the courage
to quit his dead-end, nowhere job
and travel back through time to help us,
then we need to have the courage to...
(ALL SCREAMING)
Well, I never thought
I'd be eaten by a dolphin.
no, if he was eating us,
he'd be chewing us up
and we'd be going down there.
This is what you call riding in style.
(SIGHS) Not a lot of legroom in here.
Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
(GRUNTS)
Note to self:
Never stow away in a gym sock.
What's happening? I feel tingly!
(ALL SCREAMING)
-(ALL GRUNTING) -SQUIDWARD: Ow, my neck!
I've done all I can.
The rest is up to you.
Thank you, Bubbles!
Farewell, SpongeBob.
Farewell, Bubbles.
Now to update my... (CLICKING)
(CHUCKLES)
Resume!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.
Ugh! This place smells awful!
(SNIFFING) Come on, guys.
Let's get the Krabby Patty formula
and save Bikini Bottom.
Whoa!
What is this place?
KRABS: I have a bad feeling about this.
Maybe this guy knows
where we are. He looks smart.
He's got five heads.
Uh, sir? Could you tell us
where to find a Krabby Patty?
Hey, my friend's talking to you!
-What?
-(SNORING)
(GASPS)
A giant, hairy porpoise!
(GASPS) It's beached!
It's suffering. Poor thing.
Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
-All hands on deck!
-Oh, brother.
We need to get these guys
back in the water.
SPONGEBOB: Come on! Push!
KRABS: Heave!
ALL: Ho!
-Heave!
-ALL: Ho!
-Heave!
-ALL: Ho!
-Put your back into it!
-(ALL GRUNTING)
Come on, push!
SQUIDWARD: Well, I guess
this is where that
horrible smell was coming from.
-(METAL CLANGS)
-(ALL GROAN)
(GASPS)
Whoa!
Excuse me, do you know
where we can get
a Krabby Patty around here?
Invaders!
Uh-oh.
You get out of my sister's sand castle!
-GIRL: Mom! -(ALL SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
Oh!
Where have you been all my life?
Ow. Whoa!
WOMAN: Mmm.
Oh, Frank.
That feels so good.
(GOBBLING)
Gross!
-Oh, hey, Squidward.
-(GROANING)
Sandy! (SNIFFING)
The Krabby Patty!
I think I see where it's coming from!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
SpongeBob, you will not believe the size
of the ice creams here.
I wonder what other
giant snacks they have.
(GASPS) Cotton candy?
(BOTH GASPING)
(CHUCKLES)
Wow.
If you ate all that,
you'd have enough energy
to run around the whole world!
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
(SNIFFING)
Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties!
-I think it's this way!
-Huh?
(ALL SCREAMING)
KRABS: Don't leave me, Squidward!
(SCREAMING)
-Now what?
-We're never going to make it!
ALL: Huh?
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
-Heave!
-Ho!
-Heave!
-Ho!
-Heave!
-Ho!
We're doing it, guys!
-MAN: Dude, watch out! -(PEOPLE GROANING)
Hold on!
-(SCREAMING) -SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob!
-Huh? Lean!
-Starboard! (GRUNTS)
(WOMAN GASPS)
ALL: Whoa!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL GROANING)
(GASPS)
-What the... (GASPS)
-What?
'Home of the Krabby Patty"?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
But The Krusty Krab
is the home of the Krabby Patty!
Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
$8.99 for a Krabby Patty?
Why didn't I think of that?
-(SIZZLING)
-(SINGING)
(GASPS)
-You!
-Huh?
Cease and desist that
unauthorized patty flipping!
Yeah, that's my job!
BURGER BEARD: How did you get here?
You cannot breathe air.
Well, there was this magical dolphin
from the future who shot us
out of his blowhole, and...
Wait! Wait.
That's not in the book.
Book?
There is no magical dolphin in this story.
What story?
The story of how Bikini
Bottom was brought to its knees
when its beloved Krabby Patty formula
was stolen by me,
Burger Beard.
How does it end?
Well, let me see.
It looks like, uh,
Burger Beard becomes the richest
food truck proprietor in all the land.
But how did you steal the formula?
That was easy.
I simply rewrote the story, and...
Poof!
-(GASPS)
-Me formuler!
What do you mean, rewrote the story?
Watch this.
"The brave
"and handsome
"Burger Beard
-"banished our poor heroes..."
-(GASPS)
"...to be stranded on
"Pelican Island!"
(ALL SCREAMING)
(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)
"The End"!
(SQUAWKING)
Oh, this looks bad.
And these guys look hungry!
-Look out!
-(SCREECHING)
(YELPING)
(SCREAMING)
Nice. So this is what teamwork get you.
Here Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
I want to be on a new team.
This one's broken.
Sandy, you're smart.
You have any ideas?
I ain't been too smart
since I found this old piece of paper!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
-What? -KRABS: Incoming!
(SCREECHING)
Wait a minute!
(GRUNTS) Now all we need
-is some ink!
-(SQUIDWARD SQUIRTS)
Oh. Which Squidward
has helpfully provided.
It happens when I'm nervous.
Whatever you're going to do,
make it quick! They're closing in on us!
I'm gonna write us an ending.
(ROARS)
Will it be a happy ending?
It's going to be superpowered!
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
I'll show you a happy ending.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
Huh?
Da-da-da-da!
-Patrick!
-Huh?
Hey, I got feet!
Oh, what is in these things?
We'll take one secret formula to go!
Clear the area, citizens.
There's going to be
some serious aft-kicking here.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
But I banished you.
Sour Note?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
SEAGULL 1: My tiny little eardrums!
Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on!
Wait! Wait! Customers!
Wait, please!
SPONGEBOB: Mr. Superawesomeness,
take him down.
-Huh?
-Huh?
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(GIGGLES)
Um, maybe we should have picked
a better superpower for you Patrick.
Let's see you get out of this one!
-(GASPS)
-Ka-ching!
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
No!
My book!
All right, team,
time for hands in the middle!
Yes! Huh?
Oh, yeah.
(GRUNTS)
Great job, guys. We did it!
ALL: Ew!
Huh?
What?
Sandy? Is that you?
You can call me The Rodent!
Hi-yah!
Hey, where'd the pirate go?
Hmm. Uh...
(GASPS)
Mmm.
It looks liked Burger Beard
forget the first rule of mobile fry cooking.
Always batten down your grease traps.
Follow that grease, team!
(TIRE SCREECHING)
(CHITTERING)
(GRUNTS)
(ENGINE REVS)
BURGER BEARD: There she blows.
(LAUGHING)
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo!
(LAUGHING)
(TIRE SCREECHING)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
SPONGEBOB: Whoo!
-(GRUNTS)
-Oh, no, you don't.
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMING)
Ow!
(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS) Oh!
(PATRICK GROANING)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(WHIMPERS)
(GRUNTS)
He's after the book!
Sandy, use your squirrel powers!
Roger that!
Oh, she's never gonna make it!
Huh? Everyone...
Lean!
(SANDY SCREAMS)
(ALL GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
-That's what you get.
-(LAUGHS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)
(BOOK APPROACHING)
Come here.
Come here.
The book!
Sour Note!
(YELLS)
(SCREAMING)
All right, Burger Beard,
prepare to be teamworked!
I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
Uh, I don't get it.
Because you're a sponge.
Duh.
Oh.
Get him, The Rodent!
-Consider him roasted!
-(PEOPLE GASING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEANUTS WHIZZING)
(YELLS)
Huh?
Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
Justice is best soft served.
(WOMAN GASPS)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Patrick, I should have
never doubted your powers!
(CACKLING)
(GROANING)
I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
Ha! It's all mine!
Not so fast, Booger Beard!
(YELPS)
(SCREAMING)
Me formuler. Huh?
This will make you feel a little butter.
Not melted butter!
(SCREAMING)
Mr. Krabs!
Voila!
-(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)
-Uh-oh.
(SCREAMS)
A-ha!
Oh, yeah!
Huh?
Hoo-hoo!
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
Ta-da!
They're beautiful!
-Patrick!
-(GROWLS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
BURGER BEARD: I gotcha!
SpongeBob!
-Patrick?
-Talk to me, buddy.
I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
Is this better?
Much. Thank you.
But the discomfort I feel
in my eyes is nothing
compared to the shame I feel
for letting down the Patty.
For letting down Bikini Bottom.
Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.
Nope. This one's on you.
(ENGINE STARTS)
PLANKTON: Where do you
think you're going?
(LAUGHING)
Why don't you get going, little fella,
before you hurt yourself?
(RUMBLING)
(GRUNTS)
Plankton?
It's Plank-Ton!
Come on down from there, little fella.
You wouldn't want to get hurt.
Huh?
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Huh? (SCREAMS)
My eye!
He's getting away!
(PANTING)
Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
(GROANING)
The formula, please.
Come on. Team up with me.
We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
PLANKTON: No, thanks.
I'm already part of a teamwork.
(SIGHS)
(SCREAMING)
(MUTTERING)
Can we do hands in the middle again?
Yes, we can, Patrick.
But this time, there's one more
hand to go in the middle.
Plankton?
Hmm.
(GASPS) Oh, no.
(WHIMPERS)
-Here you go, Krabs.
-Huh?
She's all yours.
This doesn't have
another insulting note in it, does it?
No, that's the old me.
The one who turned his back
on everything important
just to have that formula all to himself.
But I realize now that keeping
something to myself is...
Selfish.
zEspecially when that something
is the Krabby Patty.
Okay, everybody, let's get back
to Bikini Bottom and... (GASPS)
Oh, no! I don't have the page!
-Oh, no!
-(GASPS)
SPONGEBOB: It must be
back on Pelican Island!
Don't worry. I thought of everything.
All right, SpongeBob, take us home.
Thanks.
-Squidward!
Oh, yeah.
Come on, it's time to go back
and open up The Krusty Krab!
Are you out of your patty-flipping mind?
I'll never leave this place!
I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
Wait a minute! What? No!
(SIGHS)
Well, it was fun while lasted.
Don't be sad, Squidward.
I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
SQUIDWARD: Rock-hard abs!
Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.
Aw, shucks.
Excuse us! We'd like 3,000
Krabby Patties, please!
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(IMITATES CASH REGISTER)
That sound must mean
things are back to normal.
Who wants 3,000 Krabby Patties?
(ALL CHEERING)
First one's for you, Gary.
Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
(MEOWS)
A-ha!
Caught you red-handed!
Gary hates mayo.
Plankton!
Yp to your old tricks again already, eh?
Hey, I'm just
putting things back back the way they were.
What do you have
to say about this, Gary?
-(ROARS)
-Oh, shrimp.
(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
See you later, tee-am-mate!
-Now can we sing it? -SEAGULLS: Yeah!
Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
Oh, Kyle...
How can I say no to you?
(ALL CHEERING)
Are you ready, kids?
SEAGULLS: Aye-aye, Captain!
Uh, what did you say?
There's sand in my ears and
I can't hear you!
SEAGULLS: Aye-aye, Captain!
ALL: Oh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense
be something you wish
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
The drop on the deck
and flop like a fish!
-ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants! -Ready?
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
-Silence! -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, man. I like that song.
What happened?
I don't like that song
and I put an end to it.
Well, this music is terrible.
I suppose you're entitled to your...
Wait. Why am I talking to you?
(RAPPING) You're an inferior species
What could you know about taste?
You get excited by
a pile of trash on a plate
While I'm
a spacetime traveler Fabric unraveler
Saving the Patty's
in the past But now I'm rapping ya
That song's so bad
That I can't even stand it
Dispense with this nonsense at once
I demand it!
You all stand no chance
Against my power
Don't try it
Just sit there with your flappy beak shut
And be quiet!
Hold up, fish guts
-You can't insult us
-The Seagull crew
We're in no mood to hear
(SQUAWKS) from you!
We're floating on the breeze
Party in seven seas
You got your nose on your head
You blow up when you sneeze
Why's this guy so mean?
'Cause he's older than a fossil
All alone up in space
Yeah, that must be awful
Here, knock it off!
Yer making the movie too long!
Why don't you take us back in time
So we can finish our song?
(HUFFS) Fine.
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
That was pretty good, actually.
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
PATRICK: Oh, yeah, sorry!
This dance is so last year.
You know what this needs?
A little interpretive dance!
(GARY ROARS)
(SCREAMING)
-(SCREECHING)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
(SEAGULLS SQUAWKING)
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
(GRUNTING)
A-ha!
(LAUGHING)
(SINGING)
(GRUNTING)
(SWORD SWISHING)
(PANTING)
(GRUNTING)
(GASPS)
(SNIFFLES)
Eh?
"Booby Traps"? (GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING)
(GRUNTING)
Ah...
Oh, there you are, my lovely.
(SINGING)
Hmm! What's that?
Take the book?
I don't mind if I do.
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS) At last, it is mine.
Finally, you are mine.
All right. Let's do this. Bare knuckles.
Bring it on, skinny. You don't scare me.
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
(SCREAMING)
You got any sevens?
Go fish.
-(SQUAWKING)
-(GROANING)
Is that all you got?
(LAUGHING)
(EXCLAIMS)
Ooh.
(GRUNTS)
(EXHALES)
Hmm.
Man, this is way overdue.
(SNIFFLES)
"Once upon a time, under the sea,
"there was a little town
called Bikini Bottom.
"In this town, there was a place
"called The Krusty Krab,
"where folks would come to eat a thing
"called the Krabby Patty.
"Every greasy spoon has a fry cook,
and the one who worked here
"was named SpongeBob SquarePants."
SEAGULLS: Who lives
in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
-Absorbent and yellow and porous is he
-Just hold it. Hold it.
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense
be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
(GROANS) Stop!
Huh?
There's only one thing worse
than talking birds, and that would be...
Singing birds!
Okay, I promise not to (SINGS) si-i-i-ng.
(CLEARS THROAT)
Take it from us.
He really does hate singing birds.
(SQUAWKS AND FARTS)
Just keep weading.
Pwease, Mr. Piwate, sir.
(GROANS)
Come closer while I tell you the tale.
-Okay, start reading.
-No. Not that close!
Yeah. Hmm.
All right, here we go.
Now, SpongeBob loved his job
-as a fry cook...
-(SINGING)
...more than anything.
And that is saying a lot
because he loved everything!
-He loved his pet snail, Gary.
-(MEOWS)
He loved his best friend, Patrick.
-(GRUNTS)
-(LAUGHING)
He loved blowing bubbles
-and jellyfishing.
-Whee!
He loved making Krabby Patties
for the folks of Bikini Bottom
just as much as they loved eating them
Why, you may ask,
do they love this
greasy little sandwich so much?
Why did they eat them for breakfast...
-(GRUNTS)
-...lunch,
and dinner,
despite their doctor's warnings?
He'll be gone in a week.
(SOBBING) Oh, Harold!
BURGER BEARD: Oh. It was a secret.
No one was sure what was
in these patties
that made them so delicious.
And, frankly, no one cared,
-except for Plankton.
-Meh.
Plankton owned a restaurant
right across the street
from The Krusty Krab,
where no one ate
because the food was really bad.
now, is that really necessary?
BURGER BEARD: Plankton
had made it his life's work
to steal the recipe.
(WHIMPERS)
SpongeBob, please, let's talk about this!
And SpongeBob was
always there to protect it.
But today, things
would be different.
(PLANKTON GRUNTS)
Good morning, SpongeBob!
Morning, Patrick!
You here for
your pre-lunch Krabby Patty?
I'm getting two today.
One for me and one for my friend.
Oh. Have I met this friend?
"You know me, SpongeBob."
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(LAUGHING)
Enjoy, Patrick's tummy.
Thirteen,
fourteen, fifteen...
Hey, Mr. Krabs, I thought we got
our tartar sauce delivery on Thursday.
Tartar...
Sauce?
PLANKTON: Bull's-eye!
(LAUGHING)
Plankton!
So it's a food fight he wants, eh?
Welcome to Air Plankton.
Please put your seat backs
and tray tables up
as we're now approaching
our final destination.
(AIR RAID SIREN BLARING)
Okay, Patrick, load the potatoes!
Mashed or scalloped, sir?
No, Patrick. Raw.
Sir, yes, sir!
Locked and loaded!
Don't worry, little formuler,
you'll be safe in this,
uh, safe.
Fire!
Potatoes?
He's closing in!
I think we have a few minutes
before he gets here.
(GASPS) He's right on top of us!
Hey, it's raining fries!
It's gonna take a lot more than
potatoes to bring this baby down.
Or maybe not.
(ALL GASPING)
(ALL CHEERING)
Whoo!
Wait a minute,
Patrick, look! He's got a tank!
(GRUNTING)
Well, Krabs, you're certainly
in a pickle now!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
-(BOTH GASPING)
-(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
Hey, it's raining pickles!
(LAUGHS)
Now it's raining...
Tanks.
You're welcome!
(GROANING)
Finland.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
You orders, sir!
I'll have two
Krabby Patties-extra ketchup,
extra mustard, and hold the mayo.
Wrong channel!
Your orders, sir!
Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
Hold the mayo!
Yes, sir!
Extra ketchup! Extra mustard!
(GRUNTS) Hold the mayo!
Unleash the condiments!
With relish.
(YELLS)
(MAKES FARTING NOISE)
Excuse me.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(BOTH YELLING)
Hello?
Hello?
-Guess y'all don't want my money.
-Money?
Thank you! Come again!
(PANTING)
I can't hold the mayo any longer!
(GRUNTS)
Mayo? Well, it's going to
take a lot more than mayo to stop...
(GROANING)
Now what?
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
Oh!
I just remembered,
I don't work for Mr. Krabs!
SPONGEBOB: Robot! Robot!
Robot! Giant robot!
Robot! Robot!
Mr. Krabs, Plankton's here
and he's got a giant robot!
Quick, boy, bar the door!
Got it!
(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
I'll take one secret formula...
-(SCREAMS)
-...to go.
(SCREAMING)
(WHIMPERING)
Oh, barnacles. I'm out of gas?
(BOTH LAUGHING)
I'm not through yet.
I've got something that will make
you hand over that formula.
Something you can't resist.
(GASPS) Money!
Yes! Huh?
That's... That's... That's impossible!
Well, it was full of money just last week.
And then
I bought that airplane and built that tank.
KRABS: Sounds to me like
someone's just a wee bit broke!
Well, Krabs, I guess you've won.
I've spent every penny I've ever made
trying to put you out of business.
Except this one.
My last penny. (CRYING)
Besides, what can I do
with one measly cent anyway?
You could give it to me.
Just a suggestion.
Here, take it.
You've taken everything else. Why not?
(SOBBING)
Well, Plankton,
like a reheated Krabby Patty,
you're been foiled again.
(GROANS)
I guess this means the secret formula
is safe forever, right, Mr. Krabs?
It sure does, boy.
Why don't you scurry along?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Thanks for coming! Have a nice day!
(SOBBING)
KRABS: He's been out there
crying for 20 minutes.
Pathetic.
I'm just going to
go out there and gloat a little.
(LAUGHING)
(GROANING)
(BONE CRACKING)
Cyclops to Laptop. Come in, Laptop.
"Laptop." You do realize
that nickname is demanding?
I have twice the processing
power of a lap top.
(WHISPERING) Never mind.
Maintain radio silence.
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS)
Finally!
Huh?
A pressure plate, eh, Krabs?
Amateur hour.
Hmm.
Perfect!
(GRUNTS)
Not a bad likeness.
Good enough to fool that idiot Krabs.
Easy, easy.
(BEEPING)
(MOCKINGLY) Plankton's broke!
Ooh-ooh.
SPONGEBOB: Look at Mr. Krabs go.
I've never seen him
gloat this hard before.
-(LAUGHS)
-(SOBBING)
Hey, well, Plankton,
me bunions are telling me
it's time to stop gloating.
Huh? Looks like you're
falling apart at the seams.
-Huh?
-Poor me.
-Sob, sob.
-A robot?
(GASPS) Plankton?
Uh-oh.
(BEEPING)
-That ain't good.
-(ALARM BLARING)
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Initiating lockdown sequence.
Me formuler!
(GASPS)
Huh? Ow!
-(ALL GASPING)
-(SHRIEKS)
No, no, no! No!
Squidward! Open up!
Ha-ha, victory dance. Boo-ya.
(PANTING) Give me that!
Come on, SpongeBob, join me!
And we'll be rich and powerful,
until I eventually betray you.
(STAMMERING)
-Uh, join me!
-No! Never!
I'm on Team Krabs for life!
(GRUNTING)
Plankton!
(BOTH STRAINING)
(SCREAMS)
What? Where'd it go?
PLANKTON: Wait a minute.
Molecular deconstruction?
I proved that to be a
scientific impossibility seven times!
SPONGEBOB: Wait a minute.
I think I forget to empty
Gary's litter box today.
(GASPS)
Where's me formuler, Plankton?
I... I don't know! It just disappeared!
Why should I believe you, you lying liar?
Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs,
but this time he's telling
the truth. It just vanished!
It's true! (GASPS)
(WHIMPERS)
Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you he's innocent!
What are you going to do, Krabs?
Pour hot oil on me?
Or put bamboo shoots under my nails?
No. Knock, knock.
Knock-knock jokes?
I can do this all day, Krabs.
Knock, knock.
Oh, boy. Who's there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy back my formuler, Plankton!
Well, that's stupid, but how is it torture?
(CHUCKLES) You'll see.
"Jimmy back my formula"?
Hmm.
Oh!
I get it!
(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)
(SCREAMING)
Oh, make it stop, Krabs! Make it stop!
-(CONTINUES LAUGHING)
-(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
Mr. Krabs? SpongeBob, zip it!
(GROANS) Thank you, Squidward.
The customers are getting restless!
They're asking for
refunds.
(ECHOES) Refunds.
(COUGHS) Refunds?
CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)
Refund! Refund!
Listen up, boy. Get in there
and make some customers
some Krabby Patties!
All right, Plankton... Huh?
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?
(SCREAMING)
We're out of Krabby Patties?
How can we make more Krabby
Patties without the secret formula?
You've got to have that
formuler memorized by now!
But as you are aware, sir,
the employee handbook
clearly states, and I quote,
"No employee may, in part or in whole,
"commit the Krabby Patty secret formula
"to any recorded written or visual form,
"including memories, dreams,
and/or needlepoint."
(WAILING) Curse you, fine print!
CUSTOMERS: (CHANTING)
Refund! Refund! Refund!
Stop!
(SQUIDWARD GROANS)
I'm not your enemy!
Plankton is your enemy!
So is he an anemone or a plankton?
(DRUM PLAYS RIMSHOT)
Well, someone had to do it.
(STAMMERS) But Mr. Krabs...
-He took this from you!
-(CUSTOMERS GASPING)
-Krabby Patty...
-I can almost taste it.
Uh, Mr. Krabs,
Plankton didn't take the secret formula.
Not now, SpongeBob!
Hey! I ordered a double Krabby Patty!
So join me! Help get the formuler back,
and I'll give each
and every one of you a free Krabby Patty!
(ALL CHEERING)
Oh, no! Wait!
Even better, a slight discount!
(ALL SIGHING)
-To the Chum Bucket!
-(CUSTOMERS CLAMORING)
But he didn't do it.
PLANKTON: I had it right
in my greedy little mitts,
and then... Poof!
And now it's gone. Gone forever.
Oh, I was so close to
gaining the people's respect-slash-fear.
Um, Plankton?
Oh, when will my
frustration-slash-humiliation end?
-Plankton?
-Not now, hon!
Im'm ranting-slash-raving.
All right, what is it?
Well, I was trying to tell you
there's an angry mob outside.
-But now they're inside. -(ALL GROWLING)
Oh. (YELPS)
-CROWD: Hmm? -I just work here.
We'd like to have a word with you!
(ALL CLAMORING)
(CHUCKLES) You all look very hungry.
Can I get anybody a Chum Burger?
KRABS: Enough with
the niceties, Plankton!
This is the last time I'm going to ask you.
Where is me formuler?
I told you, Krabs, I don't have it.
Wrong answer.
-(WHIMPERING) -SPONGEBOB: Stop!
All right, Mr. Krabs, let me get in on this.
(GROWLS)
What's going on around here?
You may want to
step back a little, Mr. Krabs.
This could get messy.
Let's hope so.
So you won't talk, eh, Plankton?
I didn't want to have to do this.
Plankton, here comes the pain.
Soap, in the eye, eh? Diabolical!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
No! Stop! Don't!
Wait. That didn't look painful.
Mr. Krabs, you may not
understand what I'm about to do today,
but somebody we'll look back
and have a good laugh.
Wait a minute.
Hey, they're getting away!
Sorry, Mr. Krabs!
So, you've been running
a long con on me, eh?
All these years you've been
working for Plankton!
They're in cahoots!
Yeah, I guess that's
a short way of saying it.
Stop that bubble!
(ALL SHOUTING)
(PANTING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
(SCREAMS)
Please tell me there's
something soft below me.
BOTH: Mmm, nope.
(SCREAMING)
KRABS: SpongeBob!
Oh. You were like
an underpaid son to me.
I would've expected Squidward
to stab me in the back.
(SNORING) Huh? What? Huh?
But SpongeBob?
Me most trusted employee?
Working with me sworn enemy?
You know what this means,
Mr. Squidward.
We get the rest of the day off?
No!
This be but a harbinger
of what I fear lies ahead.
For you. For me.
For all of Bikini Bottom!
The Krabby Patty
is what ties us all together!
Without it, there will be
a complete breakdown of social order.
A war of all against all!
Dark times are ahead.
Dark times indeed!
Seriously?
Aren't you overreacting a bit?
ALL: Huh?
Welcome to the apocalypse,
Mr. Squidward.
-I hope you like leather.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
SQUIDWARD: I prefer suede.
BURGER BEARD: And so
Bikini Bottom became
an apocalyptic cesspool forevermore.
The end.
-(GRUNTS)
-(BONE CRACKS)
Wait a minute. That's a terrible ending.
-Oh, this is bad. Really bad.
-What? What?
SpongeBob's in trouble
and the story's over?
-Ouch. Ouch. Ouch.
-(BELL TOLLING)
SEAGULL 1: Hey, call a therapist!
SEAGULL 2: I have anxiety!
(SEAGULL 3 SOBBING)
There is no way that
that's the end of this story.
(SCOFFS)
Of course it is. I'll show you.
Just turn around.
Oh, all right.
-(GROANS) Hey!
-(LAUGHS)
I need that to fly, you jerk.
"The
"End"!
SEAGULL 4: That's not the end!
(GRUNTS) Of course it is!
-Unhand that book!
-You let go of that!
Let go, you numbskull!
-(SCREAMING)
-(CRASHING)
You better keep reading, Mr. Pirate,
or else!
I know I shouldn't be
littering, but that ending was rubbish!
(LAUGHING)
Rubbish! (LAUGHS)
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
(RUMBLING)
Good morning, Squidward.
I'll have the usual.
(ALL SCREAMING)
With cheese.
We're out of Krabby Patties right now!
No Krabby Patties?
No!
Look what's become of Bikini Bottom.
We've really gotta get that formula back.
Hmm. Get the secret formula, you say?
Excuse me, I need a moment.
With that formula, I could rule the world!
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(CLEARS THROAT)
You know I can hear you, right?
Well, what do we do now?
Now we work together.
You know, teamwork.
What's, uh, 'tee-am work"?
No, Plankton, teamwork.
Tee-am work.
-Teamwork.
-Tie-'em work.
-Teamwork.
-Tie 'em up!
-Say "team," like a sports...
-Team.
-Team. Now say "work."
-Work.
Put them together. What do you got?
Time bomb work.
Getting better!
Now, Bikini Bottom Action News!
-(PATRICK GROANING)
-(GASPS)
Oh, hey, Patrick!
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty!
(WHIMPERS)
Krabby Patty, Krabby Patty,
Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
Krabby Patty, Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
Krabby Patty... (WHIMPERS)
Krabby... (WHIMPERS)
Krabby! (SOBBING)
Come on, tummy,
it's gonna be a long day.
NEWS ANCHOR: We interrupt
your regular program
for an important news bulletin.
Perch Perkins reporting live
from downtown Bikini (YELPS) Bottom.
Complete chaos here today
as our town attempts to deal with
a sudden and complete shortage
of Krabby Patties. Whoa!
Events here have
this reporter wondering,
what is the secret ingredient in Krabby
Patties anyway? (SCREAMING)
It's love! The secret ingredient is live!
(GASPS) No more Krabby Patties?
If I'd have known that,
I'd have chewed it slower. Huh?
What the corndog is that?
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
Come on Plankton, it's easy!
It means, I help you, you help me,
and when we accomplish our goal,
then we do hands in the middle.
Hands in the middle?
No, no. Sounds idiotic.
Beside, the two of us
are no match for that cranky mob!
(STRAINING)
We could probably use a few more
tee-am works.
That's exactly what I was thinking!
Wait, what are you doing?
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH GRUNTING)
PATRICK: I need Krabby Patties!
-(GROANING)
-Patrick, what are you doing?
Krabby Patties!
Vandalizing stuff.
Isn't that your house?
Hey, what's with all the questions?
Who are you guys?
It's me, your best friend! SpongeBob?
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're SpongeBob,
then what's the secret password?
BOTH: Uh...
Correct! It is you!
-SpongeBob!
-Whoa.
-SpongeBob.
-Patrick!
-SpongeBob!
(GROANING)
Why aren't you at The Krusty
Krab making Krabby Patties?
-(PLANKTON GRUNTS)
-Well, I'd love to, but the formula's gone.
Yeah, Mr. Krabs says
you and Plankton took it.
No, that's not what happened.
It just disappeared.
We're putting a team together to find it.
A team?
Oh! Oh! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
Okay, Patrick, you're in.
PLANKTON: I don't know, SpongeBob.
What exactly does this clown
bring to the tee-am?
He brings loyalty, Plankton.
Loyalty. Isn't that right, Patrick?
Yeah, yeah, loyalty.
I've got SpongeBob!
He's over here!
(IMITATES ALARM)
-Let's go get him!
-(ALL SHOUTING)
Come on, SpongeBob,
let's get out of here!
Patrick!
-(GROANS)
-(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
Patrick, why are you doing this?
Because I need
Krabby Patties!
Hurry up! I'm hungry!
-Over here!
-(PANTING)
(CONTINUES IMITATING ALARM)
Guys, am I still on the team?
Hey, what are you looking at?
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
(SPONGEBOB PANTING)
Sandy!
Sandy!
Sandy?
Sandy, are you home?
Gee, Plankton, I wonder where she is.
What is all this stuff?
Sandy?
-(SCREAMS)
-Don't touch that!)
Incoherent muttering. (MUTTERING)
Sandy? Are you okay?
(SHOUTING) Okay?
Have you looked outside?
Does that seem "okay" to you?
I'm trying to figure out
what happened to society.
If we don't fix it soon,
there won't be anything left to fix!
Sandy?
The lack of Krabby Patties
has driven her mad.
And I think I figgered it out.
Look.
When this came down from above,
I knew it could only mean one thing.
And that would be?
It means it's the end!
The sandwich gods are angry with us!
BOTH: Sandwich gods?
I just don't know
how we're going to appease them!
(MUTTERING)
PLANKTON: You got any other friends
who aren't dim bulbs or nut jobs?
Well, I have one friend
who's loyal to the very end.
(PEOPLE SHOUTING)
Gary, I'm home.
Gare-bear?
Gary?
Gary?
-Ugh.
-Huh?
Revolting!
But it means Gary is close by!
Gary, I'm back!
Whoa.
Oh, hey, Gary, Plankton and I need you
to help us find the Krabby Patty formula
-and fix Bikini Bottom.
(MEOWING)
What do you mean, you don't
have to do as I say anymore?
-(MEOWING)
-What do you mean, "King of Snails"?
Gary The Snail, you get down here right
now and join this team!
(MEOWING)
What do you mean, "Seize them"?
(ROARING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
-Why are you running?
-(PANTING)
Because they're right on our tail.
Oh, right, snails.
Well, so much for your tee-am.
Putting together a team is a lot
harder than I thought it would be!
-(PEOPLE CLAMORING) -KRABS: This way!
We better get out of here
until things cool off.
(GLASS SHATTERING)
SPONGEBOB: Everything we know
and love has been destroyed.
Oh, yea, looks like
they're gonna have to
change the name
of Bikini Bottom to Dirty Bottom.
(LAUGHS)
Right, SpongeBob?
That's kind of gross, Plankton.
Yeah. Yeah, too soon, huh?
This feels like it really is the end.
Don't worry, SpongeBob,
we'll find the secret formula and
everything will go back to the way it was,
you know, all happy and junk.
Now let's try and get some sleep.
-(DISTANT CHATTER)
-(GLASS SHATTERING)
Yeah, I guess you're right.
(GRUNTS)
(SHIVERS)
Here you are. Feel comfy?
You know, Plankton,
I think you might know a little bit more
about teamwork than you let on.
Good night, SpongeBob.
Good night, Plankton.
(SNORING)
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
"Good night," indeed.
That's right, SpongeBob, sleep.
You're hiding that formula
in there somewhere.
Huh?
(GRUNTS)
Well, here goes nothing.
Huh?
What is this place?
-(LAUGHING)
(GASPS)
(LAUGHS) Fudge fight!
-Oh, it's all over me!
-(LAUGHING)
Ew! It's so sweet in here!
I think my eyeball is getting a toothache!
FEMALE VOICES: Hello, Plankton.
Come and play with us.
-(GASPS)
-Hurry
before we met.
-(WHIMPERS)
-(BOTH GIGGLING)
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
(SCREAMING)
Whoa...
(SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(GROANING)
(WHIMPERS)
(SCREAMING)
(PURRING)
-(MEOWS)
-(PLANKTON GROANS)
So much sweetness.
I think I'm going to be sick! (GAGS)
Huh?
Daddy!
(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
Uh, Plankton? Oh, Plankton!
I just had
the craziest dream! And you were in it!
I'm sure it was nothing.
Now go back to sleep.
Were you in my brain?
What? No! That's crazy talk!
Then why is there
cotton candy on your antenna?
Because, uh, because, uh...
Okay, fine, I was in your brain.
(GASPS) What were you doing in there?
What do you think I was doing?
Looking for the secret formula.
-What?
-Don't act so innocent.
You knew what I was up to.
That's why you're pretending
not to know the formula.
I'm not pretending!
I can't believe you thought I was lying.
Hey, don't take it personally.
I just assume everyone is lying.
That is a horrible way
-to live your life.
-Whatever.
It is! And if we're going
to be on the same team...
Maybe I don't want to be
on the tee-am! You think of that?
But, Plankton, everything's better
-when you're part of a team.
-(PLAYING TUNE)
You're not going
to start singing, are you?
-(SINGING) Teamwork!
-Oh, brother.
We can do anything
when we have teamwork
Don't you think so, my friend?
No, tee-am work
Is getting in the way
of my schee-am work
What don't you comprehend?
But working together is the key
Nothing's impossible
when it's you and me
I'm doing just fine on my own
Work is no fun when you do it alone
If I want it done right, I'll do it by myself
But what if you need
something on a higher shelf?
But I'm the target
Of a very scary,
crazy post-apocalyptic mob!
Well, that's exactly
why you need a partner
Helping you with this important job
I'll be the hammer, you'll be the nail
I'll be the boat and you'll be the sail
I'm the flower, you're the aroma
Right now I wish I was in a coma
Come on.
I'm here for you and you're here for me
It's better when you plus me equals we
Working together in harmony
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
'Cause nothing's impossible
When we're a team!
All right, you can put me down.
Well... (SIGHS)
That's one minute of my life
I'll never get back.
Not without a time machine.
Wait a minute. Hold that thought.
-Now back up.
-(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
(REWINDING)
Slow down.
(SLOWLY) Not without a time machine.
Hmm.
Yes!
-SpongeBob, you're a genius!
-I am?
If we build a time machine,
we can go back to before
the formula disappeared.
Before society broke down.
Before we became the hunted!
That sounds great, Plankton,
but how do we build a time machine?
Well, first we'll need
a computer powerful enough
to calculate the intricacies of time travel.
Where would we get one of those?
Hmm.
PLANKTON: There she is.
My computer wife.
They're got her tied up in the back room.
I've never seen this many
people at The Chum Bucket.
I've never seen anyone there.
Now was that really necessary?
Cause the food's really bad.
-Oh, come on! Really?
-Shh!
How are we gonna
sneak past those guards?
Hmm.
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
Well, what do we have here?
(ALL GRUNTING)
We better hurry.
Those guys really hate tires.
(GRUNTS)
We'll never get in. The door's locked.
(GRUNTS) Hmm.
Wait. The window is open.
Come on, Plankton,
it's time for some teamwork.
Give me a boost.
Okay. Wait a minute, no!
(CHUCKLES)
Just a little higher, Plankton.
Plankton?
Why don't you boost me up instead?
Oh, yeah, good thinking.
(GROANING)
(WHISPERING)
Come on, SpongeBob, come on!
We're in!
Shh!
There's a guard over there.
Let's take the key from around his neck.
We're gonna have to be very quiet.
Let's walk on the tips of our toes.
-(PATRICK SNORING)
-(FOOTSTEPS CLINKING)
(YAWNING)
(CLINKING CONTINUES)
Will you stop playing that tiny piano?
(WHISPERING)
You're gonna get us caught.
-Sorry.
-(SNORING)
Now just reach over and grab it.
-(CREAKING)
-(GASPS)
Halt! Who goes there?
(SNORING)
-Stop! Pull it over his head!
-Oh.
Stop, stop, stop!
Let me get up there.
(GASPS)
-(GRUNTS)
-(TEETH CHATTERING)
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
Help me.
(GASPS)
(PATRICK GRUNTS)
What? (GASPS)
No!
Plankton, help! (GRUNTS)
I'll rock him, you tell him a bedtime story.
(STAMMERS) Once upon a time
there was a big fat
pink idiot who went to sleep. The end!
Nice try,
but it's gonna take more than that to...
(SNORING)
I told you, I don't have
the formula, you monsters!
-Hey, baby, how are you?
-Plankton!
My hero! You must need something,
otherwise you wouldn't have come back.
Plankton has a plan
to save Bikini Bottom.
(GASPS)
It doesn't matter, Plankton.
Krabs knows all your plans.
He's been through my hard drive
looking for the secret formula.
Eh, I never had it.
But we're going to get it.
We're gonna go back in time
to steal the formula
before it disappeared.
Time travel!
Where are you gonna find
a computer that can do that?
Wait a minute!
(GRUNTS)
I've never carried a head before.
PLANKTON: You'll get used to it.
It's still warm. (GASPS)
So you won't talk, huh?
-Let some air out of him.
-(HISSING)
SPONGEBOB: Is this where
we're gonna build our time machine?
PLANKTON: Sure.
It's got everything we need.
A photo booth.
-A cuckoo clock.
-(CUCKOOS)
Some day-old chips.
Now all we have to do is build it.
(PLAYS TUNE)
Oh, no, you don't! (GRUNTS)
Hey, my pitch pipe!
Uh, I need it. For the time machine.
-Oh. Okay.
-(SHATTERING)
(TOILET FLUSHES)
Installed!
(GRUNTING)
Mmm.
I did it!
No, we did it!
Wait. We did it.
As a tee-am.
-A team.
-Whatever.
BOTH: (SINGING)
Working together in harmony
Side by side, we can reach our dreams
'Cause nothing's impossible
When we're a team
Okay, now for the brains!
(GRUNTS)
Okay, Plankton, this is it.
It's gonna take all my processors
and energy to power this time machine.
So if you have anything
you wanna tell me,
you better tell me now.
Well, Karen...
I know I've taken you for granted
all these years, and
I, I just wanted to say,
I'm glad you're on my tee-am.
Oh, Sheldon,
that's the sweetest thing you've ever...
(CRYING)
Plankton, are you crying?
No, no, no!
It's just one of the hazards
of having a giant eyeball.
There's always stuff getting in there.
Anyway, (CLEARS THROAT)
where were we?
Say "cheese."
Cheese!
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
According to my calculations,
The Krusty Krab should be right here!
What's that over there?
-SpongeBob?
-Patrick?
Is it really you?
-Yes, Patrick, it's...
-Finally!
The Great Krabby Patty Famine is over!
Great Krabby Patty Famine?
Oh, what year is this?
It's Thursday.
According to my calculations,
we've only gone four days into the future.
Where is everybody?
They all gave up on you. But not me!
Cause I'm not very smart.
Where is The Krusty Krab?
Right where it's always been!
(GASPS)
(SCREAMING)
(PANTING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
I think we may be lost in time, Plankton.
Maybe we should ask
this guy for directions.
Excuse me, sir?
Can you tell us when we are?
Who dares disturb
The One Who Watches?
SPONGEBOB: The One Who Watches?
Your name is The One Who Watches?
No, my true name is
Bubbles.
Bubbles? (LAUGHS)
What kind of a name is Bubbles?
It is my ancient dolphin name.
So what's a dolphin doing out here
in the middle of space?
My kind
have been watching and protecting
the galaxy for... (CLICKING)
Hmm.
10,000 years!
Oh, so you're the one
keeping the meteors from hitting us.
BUBBLES: Yes, I am.
And I could really do with a potty break.
Would you mind
keeping an eye on things?
Sure thing. But, uh,
what am I keeping my eye on?
(MUZAK PLAYING)
What are you doing?
I'm watching.
We don't even know
what we're watching for.
SPONGEBOB:
Maybe we should split up the workload.
You watch the one with the big red eye.
I'll watch the one with the ringy thingies.
Like a team.
Okay, mine's moving.
Mine, too.
No, this doesn't seem right.
Should we call Bubbles?
Let's give him a minute.
He's been holding it
for 10,000 years.
(GASPS)
I'm pretty sure that wasn't
supposed to happen.
Come on, Plankton,
we got to clean this up
before Bubbles gets back! (PANTING)
(TOILET FLUSHES)
(BUBBLES EXHALES)
Much better. Yes.
You two are free to go.
What happened to Saturn and Jupiter?
(SHATTERS)
You were supposed to... (CLICKING)
(GROANING)
(CLICKING)
Keep them from smashing
into each other!
Sorry.
Now (CLICKING)
I am going to lose my job!
And you will lose your lives.
(SCREAMING)
(BOTH PANTING)
(GASPS)
Quarter me!
(SCREAMING)
(COIN CLINKING)
(MACHINE BEEPING)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(GASPS) Plankton?
SpongeBob!
(SHRIEKS)
Plankton? (GASPS)
SpongeBob?
Who are you two supposed to be?
I'm you, from the future.
And I'm him from the future.
So you traveled back through time
to help me? Great thinking.
Nope. He's helping me.
(GASPS) But he's the enemy!
Was the enemy. Now we're a team.
What? A tee-am?
A team!
All right, go get the formula.
What have I become?
All right, Plankton.
-(GRUNTING)
-(PANTING)
Do you have
flying boatmobiles in the future?
We only came back
from the day after tomorrow, dimwit.
Are there rocket packs?
-(GRUNTS)
-Oh!
-Did they outlaw-clothes in the future?
-No!
Then why are you naked?
Because they don't make
clothes in my size.
Hold still, you!
If you're from the future,
what am I gonna say next?
-Something moronic?
-Wow.
Hey, hurry up over there!
-(GASPS)
-(BEEPING)
Uh-oh. That ain't good.
FEMALE COMPUTER VOICE:
Initiating lockdown sequence.
Come on, SpongeBob,
we gotta get out of here!
(ALARM BLARING)
-Got it!
-Come on!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Oh, that was crazy!
So that's what teamwork is.
All those years I tried to make you mine,
and I finally did it.
I mean, we did it!
BURGER BEARD:
And so it would seem that
our heroes have accomplished
all they had set out to do.
-Now that's an ending.
-Whoo-hoo!
-Andy, cue the music.
-(VOCALIZING)
(GASPS)
BURGER BEARD: Oh, no.
-That's not the end.
-(SEAGULLS WHIMPERING)
So you mean the ending
might be even happier?
-(MAN 1 LAUGHING) -MAN 2: Here we go!
Land ho!
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
BOY: Mom, where's my towel?
What?
BURGER BEARD: Whoa!
MAN: Whoa! Dude, look at that.
WOMAN: What?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
-(PEOPLE GASING) -(GASPS)
I'm coming! Come on, you lazy people!
-Out of my way! I'm coming!
-(SCREAMING)
-Out of there!
-(WOMAN SHRIEKING)
Sorry!
-Too fast!
-Slow down!
-I'm coming!
-No, no! (SCREAMS)
(GASPS)
(LAUGHING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
Yeah!
All right,
you feathered rats, time to shove off!
What? Why?
Well, I can't have you pooping
all over my restaurant, can I?
Restaurant? I thought
this was a pirate ship.
Oh, it is.
But it is also...
A-ha!
My very own food truck! (LAUGHING)
SEAGULL 1: A what?
Uh, you know, a restaurant on wheels.
-Like a garbage truck.
-No!
Are you trying to
scare away my customers?
Well, we're not leaving
till we see how the story ends.
No problem.
You guys like
a little snack while you wait?
-Sure, I'll take a curdled milk.
-How about a fish head?
And a French fry covered in sand.
Who wants some
hot wings?
Wait a minute. Where's Kyle?
Which one of you is next?
(ALL SCREAMING)
SEAGULL 1: He's a madman!
SEAGULL 2: Let's get out of here!
You crazy, man! You crazy!
(LAUGHING)
(TOILET FLUSHES)
SEAGULL 4: Bye-bye, Mr. Poop.
Now I can get my gold sticker.
Oh, hey, Mr. Piwate.
I wouldn't go in there
if I were you. (CHUCKLES)
-Boo! -(SCREAMS)
I can't fly without my feathers.
(WHISTLES)
(HONKING)
Where to, Mac?
Just dwive.
Oh...
Squidward!
Still out of Krabby Patties.
Does anyone have a picture
-of ketchup?
-(DOOR OPENS)
I done figgered it out!
(ALL GASPING)
We have angered the sandwich gods
and only a sacrifice will appease them!
Well, that sounds reasonable.
Soon our
post-apoca-whatchamacallit will be over,
and Krabby Patties
will rain down from above!
Rain down? Well, that's no good.
How will I get me money?
Oh, you don't like that idea?
Then we'll sacrifice you!
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(WHIMPERS)
It's not a good idea to have a sacrifice
on an empty stomach.
Who wants a Krabby Patty?
(ALL CHEERING)
SpongeBob, is that me formuler?
Oh, happy day!
I missed you so much.
Where was it? Where did you find it?
Well, Plankton and I built a time machine
out of an old photo booth
and then we added...
-Cheese!
-Patrick, wait!
-(ALL GASPING)
-It's okay, everyone.
The post-apocalypse is almost over!
(ALL CHEERING)
Ain't that right, SpongeBob?
"Eugene, eat my
"subaquatic air bubbles.
"Love, Plankton"?
-(GASPS) -You grabbed the wrong bottle!
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs!
That's okay, SpongeBob.
We'll just have to sacrifice
the two of you then.
Prepare them for the sacrifice!
I bring a message from the dawn of time!
What is it, Patrick?
Run! (SCREAMS)
-(ROARS) -(ALL GASPING)
Squidosaurus rex!
-(ROARS) -(ALL SCREAMING)
Well, Plankton,
I guess we failed
to accomplish our goals.
"We"?
But even failure hurts a little less
when you do it as a team, right?
This is all your fault!
-(GROWLING) -(ALL GASPING)
My fault?
You're the one who stole
the wrong secret formula.
I didn't know there were two bottles.
Of course you didn't!
Because you got cotton candy for brains!
ALL: Ooh!
No, seriously, he really does.
Well, we wouldn't even be in this mess
in the first place, if you
weren't so selfish and evil.
I was selfish and evil,
until you ruined everything
with your "teamwork"!
Oh! You take that back!
You are the worst teammate ever!
No!
-(ALL GASPING) -(BREATHING HEAVILY)
-(WAILING) -(GASPS)
Oh, my Neptune, he's mixing
garbage and recycling!
(YELLING)
(ALL GASPING)
(PANTING)
(CROWD MURMURING)
Look at me.
Why, I've become like all of you.
Savage.
Fear-ridden.
Selfish.
An entire town of formerly good citizens
turned into heartless freaks,
bent on their own self-prever...
Self-preter...
-"Preservation?"
-Yes!
We've become alienated
from each other.
Each one an island unto himself,
concerned only with ourselves.
And in the name off all fishhood,
I am not about to let that happen!
And so,
if a sacrifice is need to restore
Bikini Bottom to its former glory...
Then I am willing
to take one for the team!
You heard him!
(CROWD CLAMORING)
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice!
Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
Sacrifice!
Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(GASPS)
Let the sacrifice begin!
ALL: (CHANTING) Patties! Patties!
And I thought my friends were primitive.
(SNIFFING)
Don't cry, me boy.
Everything's going to be fine, for us.
Oh, I'm not crying,
Mr. Krabs. (SNIFFING)
I smell Krabby Patties!
That's right. Keep thinking
happy thoughts. Now!
ALL: (CHANTING) Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(GRUNTS)
(SNIFFS)
The boy's right.
MAN: My leg!
I smell 'em, too!
Okay, SpongeBob, go get it!
Wait. You mean we can
just take this stuff off?
Go find that Krabby Patty!
Come on, everybody!
I've got some Krabby Patty orders to fill!
(ALL CHEERING)
(SNIFFING)
It's coming from over there!
(SHIP CREAKING)
(WIND HOWLING)
(SCREAMING)
(ALL PANTING)
(SCREECHING)
Come on, guys, I think
it's just over this hill.
(ALL GROANING)
How do you expect us
to go up to the surface?
We won't be able to breathe!
All right, all secondary characters
-come with me.
-(ALL GROANING)
-Yeah, I'm with you guys.
-No way, Squidward.
You're going up there with us.
My feet hurt.
-Patrick, you don't have feet.
-(GASPS)
It's not fair! You have feet.
Sandy has feet. Squidward has feet.
Actually, I have four feet.
(GROANS)
SPONGEBOB: It's not about feet.
SQUIDWARD: What is it about, then?
SPONGEBOB: It's about being a team
and sticking together, no matter what!
The only way we're going
up there is if some
fairy godmother shows up
and helps us breathe air.
-Bubbles!
-SpongeBob, you know this guy?
Don't hurt us!
We're sorry we got you fired.
Hurt you? (CLICKING)
Why, I traveled back
through time to thank you.
I've been stuck in that job for eons.
I need a change,
but I was too afraid to go for it.
Well, Bubbles, I'm glad we could help.
Now it is my turn to help.
I can get you safety to the surface.
Now! (CLICKING)
Quick, all of you, get in my mouth.
Come on, guys, let's go!
There's no way I'm climbing
into some dolphin's mouth.
Yeah. This guy just wants a free lunch.
Guys, if Bubbles, has the courage
to quit his dead-end, nowhere job
and travel back through time to help us,
then we need to have the courage to...
(ALL SCREAMING)
Well, I never thought
I'd be eaten by a dolphin.
no, if he was eating us,
he'd be chewing us up
and we'd be going down there.
This is what you call riding in style.
(SIGHS) Not a lot of legroom in here.
Well, maybe if you didn't have four feet!
(GRUNTS)
Note to self:
Never stow away in a gym sock.
What's happening? I feel tingly!
(ALL SCREAMING)
-(ALL GRUNTING) -SQUIDWARD: Ow, my neck!
I've done all I can.
The rest is up to you.
Thank you, Bubbles!
Farewell, SpongeBob.
Farewell, Bubbles.
Now to update my... (CLICKING)
(CHUCKLES)
Resume!
(INHALES DEEPLY)
Ah! Fresh air! Oh, how I've missed you.
Ugh! This place smells awful!
(SNIFFING) Come on, guys.
Let's get the Krabby Patty formula
and save Bikini Bottom.
Whoa!
What is this place?
KRABS: I have a bad feeling about this.
Maybe this guy knows
where we are. He looks smart.
He's got five heads.
Uh, sir? Could you tell us
where to find a Krabby Patty?
Hey, my friend's talking to you!
-What?
-(SNORING)
(GASPS)
A giant, hairy porpoise!
(GASPS) It's beached!
It's suffering. Poor thing.
Y'all, those aren't porpoises.
-All hands on deck!
-Oh, brother.
We need to get these guys
back in the water.
SPONGEBOB: Come on! Push!
KRABS: Heave!
ALL: Ho!
-Heave!
-ALL: Ho!
-Heave!
-ALL: Ho!
-Put your back into it!
-(ALL GRUNTING)
Come on, push!
SQUIDWARD: Well, I guess
this is where that
horrible smell was coming from.
-(METAL CLANGS)
-(ALL GROAN)
(GASPS)
Whoa!
Excuse me, do you know
where we can get
a Krabby Patty around here?
Invaders!
Uh-oh.
You get out of my sister's sand castle!
-GIRL: Mom! -(ALL SCREAMING)
(GROANING)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMING)
(GROANS)
Oh!
Where have you been all my life?
Ow. Whoa!
WOMAN: Mmm.
Oh, Frank.
That feels so good.
(GOBBLING)
Gross!
-Oh, hey, Squidward.
-(GROANING)
Sandy! (SNIFFING)
The Krabby Patty!
I think I see where it's coming from!
(BOTH SCREAMING)
SpongeBob, you will not believe the size
of the ice creams here.
I wonder what other
giant snacks they have.
(GASPS) Cotton candy?
(BOTH GASPING)
(CHUCKLES)
Wow.
If you ate all that,
you'd have enough energy
to run around the whole world!
BOTH: Whoo-hoo!
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
(BOTH LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
Ugh! When is the sugar gonna wear off?
(SNIFFING)
Hey, guys, I smell Krabby Patties!
-I think it's this way!
-Huh?
(ALL SCREAMING)
KRABS: Don't leave me, Squidward!
(SCREAMING)
-Now what?
-We're never going to make it!
ALL: Huh?
(BICYCLE BELL RINGING)
-Heave!
-Ho!
-Heave!
-Ho!
-Heave!
-Ho!
We're doing it, guys!
-MAN: Dude, watch out! -(PEOPLE GROANING)
Hold on!
-(SCREAMING) -SQUIDWARD: SpongeBob!
-Huh? Lean!
-Starboard! (GRUNTS)
(WOMAN GASPS)
ALL: Whoa!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(ALL GROANING)
(GASPS)
-What the... (GASPS)
-What?
'Home of the Krabby Patty"?
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
But The Krusty Krab
is the home of the Krabby Patty!
Mr. Krabs, what are we gonna do?
$8.99 for a Krabby Patty?
Why didn't I think of that?
-(SIZZLING)
-(SINGING)
(GASPS)
-You!
-Huh?
Cease and desist that
unauthorized patty flipping!
Yeah, that's my job!
BURGER BEARD: How did you get here?
You cannot breathe air.
Well, there was this magical dolphin
from the future who shot us
out of his blowhole, and...
Wait! Wait.
That's not in the book.
Book?
There is no magical dolphin in this story.
What story?
The story of how Bikini
Bottom was brought to its knees
when its beloved Krabby Patty formula
was stolen by me,
Burger Beard.
How does it end?
Well, let me see.
It looks like, uh,
Burger Beard becomes the richest
food truck proprietor in all the land.
But how did you steal the formula?
That was easy.
I simply rewrote the story, and...
Poof!
-(GASPS)
-Me formuler!
What do you mean, rewrote the story?
Watch this.
"The brave
"and handsome
"Burger Beard
-"banished our poor heroes..."
-(GASPS)
"...to be stranded on
"Pelican Island!"
(ALL SCREAMING)
(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)
"The End"!
(SQUAWKING)
Oh, this looks bad.
And these guys look hungry!
-Look out!
-(SCREECHING)
(YELPING)
(SCREAMING)
Nice. So this is what teamwork get you.
Here Take Squidward, you vile beasts!
I want to be on a new team.
This one's broken.
Sandy, you're smart.
You have any ideas?
I ain't been too smart
since I found this old piece of paper!
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
-What? -KRABS: Incoming!
(SCREECHING)
Wait a minute!
(GRUNTS) Now all we need
-is some ink!
-(SQUIDWARD SQUIRTS)
Oh. Which Squidward
has helpfully provided.
It happens when I'm nervous.
Whatever you're going to do,
make it quick! They're closing in on us!
I'm gonna write us an ending.
(ROARS)
Will it be a happy ending?
It's going to be superpowered!
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
I'll show you a happy ending.
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
Huh?
Da-da-da-da!
-Patrick!
-Huh?
Hey, I got feet!
Oh, what is in these things?
We'll take one secret formula to go!
Clear the area, citizens.
There's going to be
some serious aft-kicking here.
(CAMERA CLICKS)
But I banished you.
Sour Note?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
SEAGULL 1: My tiny little eardrums!
Hey, hey, wait! Hold on! Hold on!
Wait! Wait! Customers!
Wait, please!
SPONGEBOB: Mr. Superawesomeness,
take him down.
-Huh?
-Huh?
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
(GIGGLES)
Um, maybe we should have picked
a better superpower for you Patrick.
Let's see you get out of this one!
-(GASPS)
-Ka-ching!
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS)
Get ready for the Invinci-Bubble!
No!
My book!
All right, team,
time for hands in the middle!
Yes! Huh?
Oh, yeah.
(GRUNTS)
Great job, guys. We did it!
ALL: Ew!
Huh?
What?
Sandy? Is that you?
You can call me The Rodent!
Hi-yah!
Hey, where'd the pirate go?
Hmm. Uh...
(GASPS)
Mmm.
It looks liked Burger Beard
forget the first rule of mobile fry cooking.
Always batten down your grease traps.
Follow that grease, team!
(TIRE SCREECHING)
(CHITTERING)
(GRUNTS)
(ENGINE REVS)
BURGER BEARD: There she blows.
(LAUGHING)
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
SPONGEBOB: Whoo-hoo!
(LAUGHING)
(TIRE SCREECHING)
(INHALES DEEPLY)
SPONGEBOB: Whoo!
-(GRUNTS)
-Oh, no, you don't.
-(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMING)
Ow!
(GRUNTS)
-(SCREAMS)
-(GRUNTS) Oh!
(PATRICK GROANING)
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
(WHIMPERS)
(GRUNTS)
He's after the book!
Sandy, use your squirrel powers!
Roger that!
Oh, she's never gonna make it!
Huh? Everyone...
Lean!
(SANDY SCREAMS)
(ALL GROANING)
(GRUNTS)
-That's what you get.
-(LAUGHS)
(TIRES SCREECHING)
(LAUGHING)
(BOOK APPROACHING)
Come here.
Come here.
The book!
Sour Note!
(YELLS)
(SCREAMING)
All right, Burger Beard,
prepare to be teamworked!
I'm going to scrub my armpits with you.
Uh, I don't get it.
Because you're a sponge.
Duh.
Oh.
Get him, The Rodent!
-Consider him roasted!
-(PEOPLE GASING)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
(PEANUTS WHIZZING)
(YELLS)
Huh?
Aw, nuts! I'm all out of nuts!
(GRUNTS)
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
Justice is best soft served.
(WOMAN GASPS)
(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
Patrick, I should have
never doubted your powers!
(CACKLING)
(GROANING)
I can't think of a sweeter way to go.
Ha! It's all mine!
Not so fast, Booger Beard!
(YELPS)
(SCREAMING)
Me formuler. Huh?
This will make you feel a little butter.
Not melted butter!
(SCREAMING)
Mr. Krabs!
Voila!
-(BURGER BEARD LAUGHING)
-Uh-oh.
(SCREAMS)
A-ha!
Oh, yeah!
Huh?
Hoo-hoo!
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
Ta-da!
They're beautiful!
-Patrick!
-(GROWLS)
(LAUGHS)
(LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
BURGER BEARD: I gotcha!
SpongeBob!
-Patrick?
-Talk to me, buddy.
I'm... I'm seeing a bright light.
Is this better?
Much. Thank you.
But the discomfort I feel
in my eyes is nothing
compared to the shame I feel
for letting down the Patty.
For letting down Bikini Bottom.
Yeah, SpongeBob, you really blew it.
No, Patrick, we blew it, as a team.
Nope. This one's on you.
(ENGINE STARTS)
PLANKTON: Where do you
think you're going?
(LAUGHING)
Why don't you get going, little fella,
before you hurt yourself?
(RUMBLING)
(GRUNTS)
Plankton?
It's Plank-Ton!
Come on down from there, little fella.
You wouldn't want to get hurt.
Huh?
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLS)
(GRUNTS)
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Huh? (SCREAMS)
My eye!
He's getting away!
(PANTING)
Ready for a Plank-Ton of bubbles?
(INHALES DEEPLY)
(SPONGEBOB LAUGHING)
(PANTING)
(GROANING)
The formula, please.
Come on. Team up with me.
We'll be rich and powerful! Huh?
PLANKTON: No, thanks.
I'm already part of a teamwork.
(SIGHS)
(SCREAMING)
(MUTTERING)
Can we do hands in the middle again?
Yes, we can, Patrick.
But this time, there's one more
hand to go in the middle.
Plankton?
Hmm.
(GASPS) Oh, no.
(WHIMPERS)
-Here you go, Krabs.
-Huh?
She's all yours.
This doesn't have
another insulting note in it, does it?
No, that's the old me.
The one who turned his back
on everything important
just to have that formula all to himself.
But I realize now that keeping
something to myself is...
Selfish.
zEspecially when that something
is the Krabby Patty.
Okay, everybody, let's get back
to Bikini Bottom and... (GASPS)
Oh, no! I don't have the page!
-Oh, no!
-(GASPS)
SPONGEBOB: It must be
back on Pelican Island!
Don't worry. I thought of everything.
All right, SpongeBob, take us home.
Thanks.
-Squidward!
Oh, yeah.
Come on, it's time to go back
and open up The Krusty Krab!
Are you out of your patty-flipping mind?
I'll never leave this place!
I mean, look at me. I'm a god!
No, Squidward, you're a cashier.
Wait a minute! What? No!
(SIGHS)
Well, it was fun while lasted.
Don't be sad, Squidward.
I left you a little surprise under your shirt!
SQUIDWARD: Rock-hard abs!
Aw, SpongeBob, you're okay in my book.
Aw, shucks.
Excuse us! We'd like 3,000
Krabby Patties, please!
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
(IMITATES CASH REGISTER)
That sound must mean
things are back to normal.
Who wants 3,000 Krabby Patties?
(ALL CHEERING)
First one's for you, Gary.
Extra mayo, just the way you like it.
(MEOWS)
A-ha!
Caught you red-handed!
Gary hates mayo.
Plankton!
Yp to your old tricks again already, eh?
Hey, I'm just
putting things back back the way they were.
What do you have
to say about this, Gary?
-(ROARS)
-Oh, shrimp.
(PLANKTON SCREAMING)
(ROARS)
See you later, tee-am-mate!
-Now can we sing it? -SEAGULLS: Yeah!
Pwease, Mr. Piwate?
Oh, Kyle...
How can I say no to you?
(ALL CHEERING)
Are you ready, kids?
SEAGULLS: Aye-aye, Captain!
Uh, what did you say?
There's sand in my ears and
I can't hear you!
SEAGULLS: Aye-aye, Captain!
ALL: Oh...
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and porous is he!
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense
be something you wish
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
The drop on the deck
and flop like a fish!
-ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants! -Ready?
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
-Silence! -(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, man. I like that song.
What happened?
I don't like that song
and I put an end to it.
Well, this music is terrible.
I suppose you're entitled to your...
Wait. Why am I talking to you?
(RAPPING) You're an inferior species
What could you know about taste?
You get excited by
a pile of trash on a plate
While I'm
a spacetime traveler Fabric unraveler
Saving the Patty's
in the past But now I'm rapping ya
That song's so bad
That I can't even stand it
Dispense with this nonsense at once
I demand it!
You all stand no chance
Against my power
Don't try it
Just sit there with your flappy beak shut
And be quiet!
Hold up, fish guts
-You can't insult us
-The Seagull crew
We're in no mood to hear
(SQUAWKS) from you!
We're floating on the breeze
Party in seven seas
You got your nose on your head
You blow up when you sneeze
Why's this guy so mean?
'Cause he's older than a fossil
All alone up in space
Yeah, that must be awful
Here, knock it off!
Yer making the movie too long!
Why don't you take us back in time
So we can finish our song?
(HUFFS) Fine.
ALL: SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
That was pretty good, actually.
(REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING)
PATRICK: Oh, yeah, sorry!
This dance is so last year.
You know what this needs?
A little interpretive dance!
(GARY ROARS)
(SCREAMING)
Tuesday, May 19, 2015
Finding Nemo Off-screen voiceovers
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MALE FISH: Wow.
FEMALE FISH: Mmm.
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-CORAL: (LAUGHS) Get away!
-Here he is. Cutie's here!
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MR. RAY: I can assure you,
he's quite safe with me.
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MARLIN: I'm sure he is.
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DORY: Look. Balloons. It is a party.
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DORY: Hey there!
BRUCE: How about you, Chum?
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BRUCE: That's all right, Chum.
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MARLIN:
What do these markings mean?
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DORY: Is the party over?
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SHERMAN: Barbara.
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DORY: (IN SLEEP)
You going to eat that?
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DORY: Sorry.
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MARLIN: See anything?
DORY: Something's got me!
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DORY: Are... Are you my conscience?
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MARLIN: Yeah. I'm your conscience.
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DORY: Light, please.
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MARLIN: (PANTS) I'm dead. I'm dead.
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-DORY: I've seen one of those.
-I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.
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-Lots of legs.
-DORY: Clam?
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MARLIN: Great! That's great!
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-The tops don't sting you.
-DORY: Two in a row. Beat that.
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DORY: Am I disqualified?
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MARLIN: Nemo...
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GILL: That's it, Sharkbait.
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CRUSH: Dude?
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-I'm sorry I couldn't stop...
-GILL: I'm the one who should be sorry.
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GILL: Everybody else,
be as gross as possible.
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-See ya later, dudes.
-DORY: Bye, everyone.
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CRUSH: 150, dude!
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MARLIN: Dory...
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MARLIN: Boy, this is taking a while.
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DORY: Hey, how about
we play a game?
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MARLIN: Okay.
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-MARLIN: See, he's swimming away.
-Come back.
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-KRILL: Swim away!
-Look. Krill!
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DORY: Whoo!
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-MARLIN: Will you just stop it?
-Why? What's wrong?
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Temperature
82 degrees, pH balance normal.
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BLOAT: What are we going to do
when that brat gets here?
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-I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
-NEMO: Help!
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SHERMAN: Whoops! That would
have been a nasty fall.
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DORY: Whoo-hoo!
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BARBARA:
Darla, your uncle will see you now.
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-DARLA: I get a fishy!
-Oh, no.
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-MARLIN: Nemo!
-Daddy?
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SHERMAN: Out with you. And stay out!
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-DARLA: Get it out!
-Crikey!
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DARLA: (SCREAMS) Get it out!
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DORY: No!
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-Nemo?
-NEMO: Daddy!
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NEMO: Dad!
DORY: Nemo's alive!
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-NEMO: Lucky fin.
-Now, go. Hurry!
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MARLIN: That's it!
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MARLIN: Almost there. Keep swimming!
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BRUCE: Pardon me.
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NEMO: Bye, Dad.
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NEMO: Bye, Dad!
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SHERMAN: Barbara.
BARBARA: Mmm-hmm?
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MALE FISH: Wow.
FEMALE FISH: Mmm.
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-CORAL: (LAUGHS) Get away!
-Here he is. Cutie's here!
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MR. RAY: I can assure you,
he's quite safe with me.
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MARLIN: I'm sure he is.
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DORY: Look. Balloons. It is a party.
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DORY: Hey there!
BRUCE: How about you, Chum?
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BRUCE: That's all right, Chum.
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MARLIN:
What do these markings mean?
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DORY: Is the party over?
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SHERMAN: Barbara.
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DORY: (IN SLEEP)
You going to eat that?
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DORY: Sorry.
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MARLIN: See anything?
DORY: Something's got me!
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DORY: Are... Are you my conscience?
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MARLIN: Yeah. I'm your conscience.
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DORY: Light, please.
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MARLIN: (PANTS) I'm dead. I'm dead.
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-DORY: I've seen one of those.
-I'm a fish with a nose like a sword.
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-Lots of legs.
-DORY: Clam?
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MARLIN: Great! That's great!
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-The tops don't sting you.
-DORY: Two in a row. Beat that.
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DORY: Am I disqualified?
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MARLIN: Nemo...
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GILL: That's it, Sharkbait.
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CRUSH: Dude?
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-I'm sorry I couldn't stop...
-GILL: I'm the one who should be sorry.
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GILL: Everybody else,
be as gross as possible.
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-See ya later, dudes.
-DORY: Bye, everyone.
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CRUSH: 150, dude!
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MARLIN: Dory...
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MARLIN: Boy, this is taking a while.
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DORY: Hey, how about
we play a game?
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MARLIN: Okay.
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-MARLIN: See, he's swimming away.
-Come back.
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-KRILL: Swim away!
-Look. Krill!
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DORY: Whoo!
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-MARLIN: Will you just stop it?
-Why? What's wrong?
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Temperature
82 degrees, pH balance normal.
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BLOAT: What are we going to do
when that brat gets here?
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-I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
-NEMO: Help!
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SHERMAN: Whoops! That would
have been a nasty fall.
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DORY: Whoo-hoo!
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BARBARA:
Darla, your uncle will see you now.
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-DARLA: I get a fishy!
-Oh, no.
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-MARLIN: Nemo!
-Daddy?
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SHERMAN: Out with you. And stay out!
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-DARLA: Get it out!
-Crikey!
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DARLA: (SCREAMS) Get it out!
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DORY: No!
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-Nemo?
-NEMO: Daddy!
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NEMO: Dad!
DORY: Nemo's alive!
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-NEMO: Lucky fin.
-Now, go. Hurry!
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MARLIN: That's it!
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MARLIN: Almost there. Keep swimming!
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BRUCE: Pardon me.
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NEMO: Bye, Dad.
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NEMO: Bye, Dad!
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SHERMAN: Barbara.
BARBARA: Mmm-hmm?
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Friday, May 1, 2015
Disney decade actor matches
1930s/1960s/1990s
29 matches: Mary Poppins
28 matches: Hercules
25 matches: 101 Dalmatians
21 matches: Toy Story 2
19 matches: Beauty and the Beast, A Bug's Life
16 matches: Toy Story, Mulan
15 matches: The Jungle Book, The Lion King
14 matches: The Rescuers Down Under, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
13 matches: Pocahontas
12 matches: The Sword in the Stone
11 matches: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day
10 matches: Muppet Treasure Island, Tarzan
9 matches: Aladdin, Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree
7 matches: The Nightmare Before Christmas
6 matches: The Muppet Christmas Carol
1940s/1970s/2000s
33 matches: Cars
23 matches: The Muppet Movie, Finding Nemo
22 matches: Home on the Range
20 matches: The AristoCats, Bolt
18 matches: Tinker Bell
17 matches: Chicken Little
16 matches: Robin Hood
15 matches: The Rescuers, Meet the Robinsons, Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
14 matches: Brother Bear, The Incredibles, Ratatouille, The Princess and the Frog
13 matches: Bambi, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Atlantis: the Lost Empire, Monsters, Inc., Treasure Planet
12 matches: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Pete's Dragon, Up
10 matches: Melody Time, The Emperor's New Groove, Lilo & Stitch
9 matches: Make Mine Music, Fun & Fancy Free, Dinosaur, Enchanted
8 matches: Pinocchio, Dumbo, The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
7 matches: The Three Caballeros, WALL-E
6 matches: Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too
5 matches: Saludos Amigos
1950s/1980s/2010s
95 matches: Give a Day. Get a Disney Day. 2
56 matches: Give a Day. Get a Disney Day.
39 matches: Muppets Most Wanted
33 matches: Cars 2
32 matches: The Muppets
30 matches: Toy Story 3, Planes: Fire & Rescue
26 matches: Wreck-It Ralph
24 matches: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Secret of the Wings
21 matches: Monsters University
20 matches: Alice in Wonderland
19 matches: Planes
18 matches: The Pirate Fairy
17 matches: Pixie Hollow Games
15 matches: Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast
14 matches: The Black Cauldron, Frozen, Big Hero 6
13 matches: Cinderella, Peter Pan, The Fox and the Hound, The Great Mouse Detective, The Little Mermaid, Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
12 matches: Sleeping Beauty, The Great Muppet Caper, Oliver & Company
11 matches: Lady and the Tramp
9 matches: Tangled, Brave
8 matches: Darby O'Gill and the Little People, Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore, Mickey's Christmas Carol
7 matches: TRON, Winnie the Pooh
29 matches: Mary Poppins
28 matches: Hercules
25 matches: 101 Dalmatians
21 matches: Toy Story 2
19 matches: Beauty and the Beast, A Bug's Life
16 matches: Toy Story, Mulan
15 matches: The Jungle Book, The Lion King
14 matches: The Rescuers Down Under, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
13 matches: Pocahontas
12 matches: The Sword in the Stone
11 matches: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Winnie the Pooh and the Blustery Day
10 matches: Muppet Treasure Island, Tarzan
9 matches: Aladdin, Winnie the Pooh and the Honey Tree
7 matches: The Nightmare Before Christmas
6 matches: The Muppet Christmas Carol
1940s/1970s/2000s
33 matches: Cars
23 matches: The Muppet Movie, Finding Nemo
22 matches: Home on the Range
20 matches: The AristoCats, Bolt
18 matches: Tinker Bell
17 matches: Chicken Little
16 matches: Robin Hood
15 matches: The Rescuers, Meet the Robinsons, Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure
14 matches: Brother Bear, The Incredibles, Ratatouille, The Princess and the Frog
13 matches: Bambi, Bedknobs and Broomsticks, Atlantis: the Lost Empire, Monsters, Inc., Treasure Planet
12 matches: The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh, Pete's Dragon, Up
10 matches: Melody Time, The Emperor's New Groove, Lilo & Stitch
9 matches: Make Mine Music, Fun & Fancy Free, Dinosaur, Enchanted
8 matches: Pinocchio, Dumbo, The Adventures of Ichabod and Mr. Toad
7 matches: The Three Caballeros, WALL-E
6 matches: Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too
5 matches: Saludos Amigos
1950s/1980s/2010s
95 matches: Give a Day. Get a Disney Day. 2
56 matches: Give a Day. Get a Disney Day.
39 matches: Muppets Most Wanted
33 matches: Cars 2
32 matches: The Muppets
30 matches: Toy Story 3, Planes: Fire & Rescue
26 matches: Wreck-It Ralph
24 matches: Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Secret of the Wings
21 matches: Monsters University
20 matches: Alice in Wonderland
19 matches: Planes
18 matches: The Pirate Fairy
17 matches: Pixie Hollow Games
15 matches: Tinker Bell and the Legend of the NeverBeast
14 matches: The Black Cauldron, Frozen, Big Hero 6
13 matches: Cinderella, Peter Pan, The Fox and the Hound, The Great Mouse Detective, The Little Mermaid, Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue
12 matches: Sleeping Beauty, The Great Muppet Caper, Oliver & Company
11 matches: Lady and the Tramp
9 matches: Tangled, Brave
8 matches: Darby O'Gill and the Little People, Winnie the Pooh and a Day for Eeyore, Mickey's Christmas Carol
7 matches: TRON, Winnie the Pooh
Thursday, April 9, 2015
Give a Day. Get a Disney Day. subtitle lengths
MIKE: Cool.
FURY: Nyx.
MIKE: Wait!
DON: Mike...
MIKE: Okay!
FAWN: Nyx!
CLANK: Ho!
FAWN: Tink!
FAWN: Tink!
FAWN: Help!
DUSTY: Yes!
MIKE: Sulley!
CHUG: What?
TULIP: Whoa.
ORCHID: Oh.
DUSTY: Uh...
FOZZIE: Ooh!
FAWN: Gruff?
FAWN: Gruff?
LIZZY: Whoa!
VIDIA: Uh-oh.
FAIRY: Ahem.
CLANK: Tink!
UMPIRE: Ball!
FOZZIE: A-ha!
KID: Woo-hoo!
ISHANI: Hello.
DUSTY: Wow.
ZARINA: Huh.
DUSTY: Yeah!
CRUSH: Dude.
DEB: But how?
MARLIN: Ohh.
FAWN: Go, go!
CLARION: Oh!
BANG: Get her.
BOBBLE: Ooh!
UMPIRE: Strike!
SKIPPER: Yeah!
DOMINIC: Sure.
FLOYD: Kermit!
ROSETTA: Pull!
PORT: Beautiful!
WALTER: Yeah.
NAWT: All right.
KERMIT: Piggy?
TERENCE: Run!
FOZZIE: Kermit?
MARLEEN: Psst!
WALTER: Guys?
NADYA: Kermit!
DOMINIC: Okay.
BUPKUS: Uh-oh.
TERENCE: Tink?
TERENCE: Tink!
RAY: No, no, no!
DOMINIC: Good.
BOBBLE: Heave!
FAWN: Look out!
PLANE: I'm okay.
FAWN: Oh, sorry!
JIMMY: Aw, man.
NEMO: Dad! Dad!
ROSETTA: Fawn?
KERMIT: In there?
GONZO: Say "ah."
FOZZIE: But how?
BUPKUS: Exactly.
FOZZIE: Take this.
KNIGHT: Sullivan.
BARBARA: Okay.
FAIRY 1: So scary.
CLANK: Goodbye.
POUND: Goodbye.
LAWRENCE: Sire!
DAISY: Good shot.
RIZZO: Ha! I'll say.
NAWT: Excuse me.
CHASE: Over here!
ZOOT: Whoa, man!
LOUIS: How's that?
FAIRY 2: Look out!
DORY: Nice trench.
BOBBLE: I'm okay.
SKIPPER: Bad idea.
JAMES: That's right.
BOBBLE: Get back!
BOBBLE: Get back!
BRUCE: Pardon me.
BRUCE: Right, then.
BOBBLE: We did it!
ROPER: Whoo-wee!
BRAVO: Roger that.
TINKER BELL: Oh!
BOBBLE: Still okay.
FAWN: Listen to me.
CLANK: Tink! Wait!
TERENCE: Hold on!
FOZZIE: I knew that.
MISS PIGGY: What?
FAWN: I can't dance!
POUND: That locker.
DORY: Light, please!
DUSTY: Wha... Uh...
MELINDA: Voodoo?
DUSTY: Mmm-hmm.
JAMES: We're flying!
FAIRY: Is that Fawn?
CAR: Who's that guy?
FAWN: Gruff? Gruff?
FAIRY 2: Yay, Gruff!
CHUG: We're going...
BUCK: Thanks Gruff!
LORD MILORI: Peri?
PERIWINKLE: Wow.
SILVERMIST: Whoa!
CLANK: It's working!
BONITO: That's right!
SILVERMIST: Hurry!
MALE VOICE: Who?
MISS PIGGY: Kermit,
FLOYD: Is he serious?
SLED: Welcome back.
OPPENHEIMER: No!
DORY: Hey, hey, hey!
WOMAN: Tinker Bell!
YANG: Weigh anchor!
FAWN: Is she all right?
DORY: Bye, everyone!
VIDIA: Hang on, guys!
MAN: He's a real gator!
DOMINIC: Gentlemen.
ROSETTA: Wasn't me.
JAMES: Hey, shoo, rat!
WALTER: What's that?
TINKER BELL: You...
TINKER BELL: Vidia!
TINKER BELL: Wow.
TINKER BELL: Wow.
TINKER BELL: Wow!
TINKER BELL: Fawn!
TINKER BELL: Fawn!
DUSTY: Two seconds?
SLED: Sorry about that.
CHET: Hey, there he is!
TINKER BELL: Clank!
TALL TROLL: Really?
CHUG: Buenas noches!
MISS PIGGY: Kermit...
MISS PIGGY: Melinda!
JACQUES: Psst. Nemo.
STARBOARD: Encore!
RECEPTIONIST: Next!
BRENT: It's our third leg
MONSTER: Whoo-hoo!
DOMINIC: Look at that.
WALTER: Animal, pull!
ROSETTA: All together.
SILVERMIST: Big pole.
JEAN PIERRE: Interpol!
TINKER BELL: Oh, no.
TINKER BELL: Oh, no.
TERENCE: Looks good.
FAWN: What happened?
COACH: Stroke! Stroke!
FLOYD: There she goes.
SMEE: Man in the water!
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?
BLANKO: Is he around?
YANG: Two, three, four!
PORT: Still smart enough
ORCHID: That's not bad.
COLIN: From last to first.
SQUISHY: Look at them.
BONITO: You tiny thing.
DARLA: I get fishy, fishy
GILL: That's it, Sharkbait.
IRIDESSA: It looks like...
PASSENGERS: Melinda!
GILL: Nobody touch him.
LIZZY: Oh! Sorry, fairies.
BANG: Big man pancake.
KNIGHT: Ready position.
DUSTY: And what's that?
FOZZIE: Now, let me see.
CONSTANTINE: Perfect.
IRIDESSA: Will these do?
ROSETTA: It's a do-si-do.
SKIPPER: Here he comes.
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
NADYA: Now, lights out!
TINKER BELL: Hammer.
TERENCE: Knock-knock.
TINKER BELL: On three!
SILVERMIST: We're free!
PEACH: She's a fish killer.
IRIDESSA: Got you, Tink.
TULIP: This is it. This is it.
FAWN: Road? What road?
LOUIS: Melinda! Marleen!
TERRI: We never get mail.
JAMES: Curse you, fairies!
BUPKUS: Wow. He did it.
ROSETTA: There you are!
SLED: Ha! They're serious.
ORCHID: Whoopsie-daisy.
DON: (CHUCKLES) Hey!
DUSTY: Hey, what is that?
KERMIT: Coming through.
ROBERT: Kermit the Frog!
BRENT: That's right, Colin.
HARDSCRABBLE: How?
DOMINIC: Guys, come on!
WALTER: Well, well, well.
BOBBLE: Give me the sap.
CLANK: Righty-o, Bobble.
CONSTANTINE: Kremlin!
TERRI: We were awesome!
TINKER BELL: No, Fawn.
PERIWINKLE: Second star
SILVERMIST: Tinker Bell!
IRIDESSA: Anchor's away!
JAMES: Make ready to sail!
PORT: It is theirs no longer.
LILY: Cheese and crackers!
NAWT: Hey, it's basketball.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Dusty.
CONSTANTINE: The bear,
DOMINIC: This looks great.
ROSETTA: I feel so tinkery.
BRENT: All the preparation.
SAM THE EAGLE: Shawn.
LORD MILORI: Ambitious.
MIKE: Give me another one.
FOZZIE: It's a crying shame.
SHERMAN: Beauty, isn't it?
LAWRENCE: Give it to me!
SKIPPER: The good news is
OPPENHEIMER: Right, 21.
NYX: Just like the other two.
TINKER BELL: Uh, Zarina,
NADYA: Put the frog down.
SKIPPER: Begin your climb!
FOZZIE: That's a nice venue.
BIG BIRD: OK, move along.
SPARROWMAN 1: Just did.
KNIGHT: All right. All right.
POUND: Feeding time, boys.
TINKER FAIRY: Let her go.
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen!
BLANKO: Are we there yet?
SKIPPER: Ha-ha! You're on!
TINKER BELL: Okay, push!
FAWN: We'll save you, Tink!
OPPENHEIMER: It's perfect.
OPPENHEIMER: And, right.
PEPE: My poor little cranium.
DUSTY: Never mind. I got it.
DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
GARDEN FAIRY: Look out!
PORT: We got their blue dust!
DR. TEETH: We got weights.
MELINDA: Those aren't logs.
BOBBLE: We're almost there.
CLANK: Come on, everyone!
LILY: I do! I do! He's so cute!
JAMES: Return that blue dust!
CHET: Thank you very much.
DON: They're right behind us!
STARBOARD: Move it, Port.
SCRIBBLE: Bup-bup! Please.
FAWN: Nyx got it backwards.
BANG: Quiet, they're looking.
FOZZIE: Hmm. Let's see here.
ROSETTA: Cover your tushy!
RANGER 6: I saw movement!
BOBBLE: Right! Here we are.
MIKE: It's been tampered with.
IRIDESSA: This is so exciting.
KERMIT: He just never learns.
DUSTY: Compadre. I like that.
CHUG: Let's try the back door.
SCRIBBLE: Hmm. Interesting.
BRENT: Flying low and quick,
DUSTY: Watch this! Oh, yeah.
MAN: What's wrong with him?
CHUG: How does that happen?
SULLEY: Come on! Dig deep!
SQUISHY: Mom! Start the car!
CONSTANTINE: I am Kermit.
ROSETTA: Our wings are wet.
KERMIT: "Hi-lo?" It's "Hi-ho!"
ROSETTA: Speaking of smells,
TINKER BELL: Wait a minute.
BRUCE: That's all right, Chum.
PEARL: That's a pretty big butt.
DUSTY: Oh, man! A Sea Fury!
BONITO: Fly like a happy bird!
LIZZY: (LAUGHS) Oh, father!
MISS PIGGY: Oh, my. Kermit!
BOBBLE: Gather round, ladies.
FAIRY GARY: Good morning,
SKIPPER: Quick, to the hangar.
IRIDESSA: That's a good point.
CLANK: Gear it down, Bobble!
LITTLE MONSTER 2: I know!
BUTTERFLY: Congratulations.
TERRY: My tentacle fell asleep.
BULLDOG: Are you still there?
FAWN: No, Gruff! Wrong way!
BUPKUS: You poked me again.
FAIRY MARY: That's it, fairies.
FAIRY MARY: Start the pulley!
BRUCE: I'll start the testimonies.
GILL: Oh, no! Not the trash can!
CLANK: Oh, yes, I'm right here.
BRENT: Ooh! That's got to hurt.
JAMES: To our cunning captain.
DUSTY: Uh, he's pretty high up.
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's key.
MONSTER: That was awesome!
SEA TURTLE KID: Nice wave!
CHUM: Don't fall off the wagon!
DORY: (SCATTING) Hoo doot.
ROSETTA: Oh, thank goodness.
YANG: That's it, hold it in place.
SKIPPER: The Battle of Airway.
BRENT: And we are under way!
GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.
MISS POOGY: Squash that frog!
BEAUREGARD: Let's go, guys!
ROSETTA: You can do it, sugar!
BANG: Get the frog. Get the girl.
NADYA: There he is, right there!
TINKER BELL: No. No, no, no.
JAMES: They took the blue dust!
DUSTY: This is reversible, right?
PERIWINKLE: You're welcome.
GONZO: Thank you. Thank you.
CLANK: Welcome, Miss Winkle.
STARBOARD: The lad is flying!
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!
LILY: Anything you want, sugar.
CATCHER: That was your pitch.
DR. GRIFFITHS: Yes, of course.
MIKE: Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
PATRICK: Yeah, get height now.
WOMAN: Ooh, that smells good!
TINKER BELL: Push the button!
BONITO: A beautiful suggestion.
QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell.
CHUG: All the way up and down.
DOMINIC: And more good news.
TINKER BELL: Fawn, you can't!
FAWN: (SHOUTING) Incoming!
FAIRY MARY: The snowy owls!
SKIPPER: Let's go, Dusty. Faster.
BOBBLE: Watch out for falling…
ALLIGATOR 3: We got all night.
SQUISHY: I've never felt so alive!
GURGLE: What a smart little guy!
ROCHELLE: Oh, my little burrito.
STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!
STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!
BRUCE: Just start with your name.
FOZZIE: I say, let's go in that way.
JEAN PIERRE: 37 hours. Not bad.
SAM THE EAGLE: I hate Europe.
LIZZY: Aren't her wings beautiful?
MELINDA: Where you taking me?
ALLIGATOR 1: Where'd they go?
POUND: Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.
BRENT: He's done it! He's done it.
FAIRY MARY: Oh, my goodness.
MALE ANNOUNCER: ...get set...
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's locket.
TINKER BELL: Not much further.
ROWLF: We're in big trouble now.
GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.
KERMIT: No, just one Kermit. Me.
CLANK: All together. All together.
MALE RANGER: Call for backup.
DON: Do young people still dance?
VIDIA: Sil, Fast Flyer, check it out.
TINKER BELL: Let me show you!
RIPSLINGER: Yeah! You know it.
VIDIA: Forward, forward, forward.
IRIDESSA: (WHIMPERS) Oh, no.
POUND: Right, man. We got them.
SKIPPER: It was too late to pull up.
TERENCE: Knock-knickity-knock!
DAISY: You clowns can't beat that.
DOMINIC: Colonel Thomas Blood.
POUND: Wow, a killer. Let me see.
ROSETTA: They're in a deep sleep.
CLANK: Like me. I can be a wheel.
FLOWER FAIRY 1: It's the Queen!
SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
ROSETTA: What's with the berries?
MELINDA: Okay. Where's the ball?
FOZZIE: The view back here stinks.
DORY: Oh! Big fella. Whale. Okay.
TINKER BELL: It's getting warmer.
SKIPPER: Once you get to the trees,
KERMIT: Is everybody here? Yeah?
PATRICK: Oh, man. That felt good.
FAIRY MARY: Not here, you don't!
KERMIT: You and me both, brother.
BOBBLE: Can you reach it, Clanky?
MIKE: Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.
DUSTY: Wait. "A radial" what pass?
DARLA: (SCREAMING) Get it out!
MONSTER 3: Hey, guys! Over here!
CONSTANTINE: Where is that key?
TINKER BELL: Just tie this off here.
TINKER BELL: Go on, you're okay.
BUPKUS: Yeah, beat up on the bear.
BRENT: Our first stage is a whopper.
STARBOARD: Quite thirsty, myself.
MALE ANNOUNCER: Sorry, chief.
LEW ZEALAND: Pardon me. Sorry.
STARBOARD: Oh, that golden dust.
MOTHER: See? I told you. He's fine.
ROSETTA: At least a couple of days.
MIKE: Why are my settings different?
MASKS: (SINGING) Are you ready?
SAM THE EAGLE: It's Air Melinda.
IRIDESSA: I'm going as fast as I can!
FLOYD: That was a pretty good shot.
KERMIT: You've got the wrong frog!
SAM THE EAGLE: Stay on the road!
GIRL 4: I want to touch it! It's so cute!
SILVERMIST: You guys are so alike.
QUEEN CLARION: But never again.
FAIRY 1: Do you need anything else?
FAIRY 2: Bring some extra bandages.
DUSTY: Mmm... Skipper... Skipper...
SCOOTER: What an action sequence!
IRIDESSA: Yeah, let's talk about that.
GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's going on?
WALTER: I can't believe that worked!
JOHNNY: No one will remember you.
HARDSCRABBLE: You're not scary.
FAWN: That lost thing really is handy.
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.
ROBERT: You'll be our star attraction.
JAMES: Captain says, restock the ship.
MELINDA: You can stop posing now.
NYX: Get away from the hawk, Fawn.
BOBBLE: Hurry! It's nearly out of ice!
DANNY TREJO: I really need this job
CLANK: Sorry! Make way for tinkers!
DON: That's a pretty good one, Squish.
TOUR GUIDE: Oops. Stop right there.
KERMIT: We did it! Great work, guys!
MARLIN: Okay. That's all that matters.
YANG: (LAUGHS) Work faster, now!
ROWLF: Yeah, what do you got there?
REVEREND: …as you both shall live?
GILL: Inside it, you'll see a rotating fan.
DEWEY: That's the end of that chapter.
RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?
FAIRY MARY: Look sharp, everyone!
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
FORKLIFT: Cornfield is over that way.
JEAN PIERRE: Madrid, here we come!
CHUG: Go on, he's warming up to you.
MISS PIGGY: No, what are you doing?
QUEEN CLARION: Oh, my goodness.
QUEEN CLARION: Thank you, Viola.
VIOLET: I told y'all she wouldn't come.
CHUG: Come on, buddy, keep it going!
BEAUDREAUX: Will do, Cousin Ray!
DORY: I'm sorry, but if you could just...
GURGLE: He's swimming to the flutter!
DUSTY: Somebody cut off my antenna.
MISS PIGGY: "Hole in the Wall Club"?
NEMO: Yay! He's gonna clean the tank!
ROWLF: Okay. Can we get down now?
PORT: I'll move it in me own good time.
ORCHID: This must be mine. Woo-hoo!
KERMIT: Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
LORD MILORI: Keeper? Are you here?
DORY: Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
DOTTIE: Dusty, that vertical wind shear
CLANK: Well, spring won't spring itself.
CONSTANTINE: Nice of him to label it.
CLANK: (LAUGHING) Sneaky glacier.
ROBERT: I'll be back in three days' time.
RANDY: Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
YANG: All righty, mates, you heard him.
BOBBLE: Like a wittle, wee baby, there.
CONSTANTINE: Yes of course, let's go!
SWEETUMS: Keep waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
KERMIT: No, you've got the wrong frog.
SPARROWMAN: Whoa! Look up there!
DR. TEETH: All right, you irascible frog.
PLAYER: I could have been a contender.
KERMIT: Shh. Okay, let's go in this way.
FOZZIE: So sue me. It's just a suggestion.
MARLEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!
BANG: Hold on there, Mr. Muppet Show.
CONSTANTINE: Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
CONSTANTINE: This tuxedo is too tight.
MALE ANNOUNCER: And in last place,
QUEEN MELODY: "Just in that moment,
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Eta Hiss Hiss!
MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, HSS.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: But be warned.
PATRICK: (WHISPERS) Kermit the Frog?
MALE ANNOUNCER: Python Nu Kappa!
ROPER:
Any sign of them?
EL CHUPACABRA:
Yes, look at you.
ROPER:
Ow! Dagnabbit! Let me drive!
SKIPPER:
What just happened up there?
JAMES:
Make sure the seams are sealed.
TOWER CONTROLLER:
Break, break.
EL CHUPACABRA:
Be gentle with me!
NARRATOR:
An exhilarating team sport
DR. GRIFFITHS:
The wings are so fresh.
PORT:
What if we tie her wings together?
EL CHUPACABRA:
Yes, Dusty! Ha-ha!
TOUR GUIDE:
Now, stay close together.
ALLIGATOR 3:
That's my tail, pea brain!
SKIPPER:
All right, Dusty, remember this.
SUMMER:
But we can't! We can't do that!
KERMIT:
We have found the trophy room.
STARBOARD:
He's a smart one, isn't he?
TINKER BELL:
Silvermist, are you okay?
DR. FACILIER:
Shame on that hard work
CAPTAIN:
Port of Frontierland, all ashore!
FEMALE MONSTER:
Come on! Let's go!
MELINDA:
I just feel at this particular time
MELINDA:
Look at that. Look at that spin.
CONSTANTINE:
What is happening here?
LITTLE MONSTER 3:
Look, he's going to
QUEEN CLARION:
Minister, Fairy Mary?
IRIDESSA:
Yeah, you're doing really good.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar!
ROSETTA:
Well, at least our wings are dry.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
And it's all tied up!
BOBBLE:
And the fairies of Summer Glade
DOCTOR:
Just a few more tests, gentlemen.
STARBOARD:
You're not going anywhere.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Third place, EEKs!
JAMES:
Right, watch the angle of the flume.
STARBOARD:
Well, it's not theirs anymore.
TINKER BELL:
(GASPS) We're losing her!
FEMALE TEENAGER 1:
I'm on the phone!
BUPKUS:
Ow. Get your feet out of my nose.
ORCHID:
A hundred and seventy-five yards.
FLOWER FAIRY 1:
Get your pixie dust yet?
OPPENHEIMER:
Oh, my! Up, up and away!
SILVERMIST:
That was what I was thinking.
PERIWINKLE:
I've never felt anything like it!
SCOOTER:
Come on, guys. No pain, no gain.
DR. GRIFFITHS:
Well, of course, my darling.
MISS PIGGY:
Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.
TINKER BELL:
The mouse's name is Cheese?
MELINDA:
You don't look that much different,
STARBOARD:
All right, just give me the strap.
BOBBLE:
And who knows when they'll be dry.
SCREAM-CAN PROFESSOR:
Welcome back.
CONSTANTINE:
It's got to be here somewhere.
BOBBLE:
Glad we had a bath today, eh, Clank?
JAMES:
You know, I remember when I couldn't
STARBOARD:
Shiver me timbers, we're flying!
MALE TEENAGER 1:
No one understands me!
WALDORF:
You drive a hard bargain, Melinda!
MELINDA:
Keep your slimy self away from me!
QUEEN CLARION:
If you had wings to lift you
MINISTER OF SPRING:
But if the temperatures
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar wins!
KERMIT:
We're right in front of Melinda's house.
TINKER BELL:
Um... Oh, I know. Favorite star?
SILVERMIST:
Well, I'm gonna remain optimistic.
FOREST RANGER:
Assistance on the north side.
LITTLE MONSTER 1:
Look at that! It's amazing!
JTC PRESIDENT:
Did you see him catch that pig?
FEMALE TEENAGER 2:
But, Daddy, I love him!
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Thanks for coming, Dean.
MALE REPORTER:
What are you gonna do now?
MALE DORM PROCTOR:
Wazowski, Room 319.
FEMALE MONSTER:
You could have gotten hurt!
FAIRY ANNOUNCER:
Welcome one, welcome all
KING WILLIAMS:
You know the thing about good food?
MALE REPORTER:
Dusty! Why do you fly so low?
MALE ANNOUNCER:
It's time to see how terrifying
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
MELINDA:
We're so glad you rescued us, Mama Odie.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
First place, Roar Omega Roar!
MALE SCARER SUPERVISOR:
Let's go, everybody!
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
FEMALE REPORTER:
Senor Ripslinger, any comment
MALE ANNOUNCER:
We don't have any human toys,
ANNOUNCER:
The challengers for the Ultimate Game,
STARBOARD:
I just said that, you daft potato muncher.
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:
In the Big House
LITTLE MONSTER:
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
MALE CAMP COUNSELOR:
Bear! A bear in the camp!
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Next group to the starting line.
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
West coast coming online.
MALE GARDEN FAIRY:
No, thanks. She's running fine.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
First Scarers to the starting line.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
All Scare Floors now active.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the final competition
MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN:
So your calculations were a little off.
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:
How many people does he need?
MAN: (ON RADIO)
Look alive.
NED: (OVER PA)
Ladies and gentleplanes.
DOMINIC: (SINGING)
You're number two
CONSTANTINE: (GROANS)
It's not there.
KERMIT: (STAMMERING)
Well, I mean, I...
RACE OFFICIAL: (OVER PA)
Start your engines.
DUSTY: (ON RADIO)
Skipper? Come in, Skipper.
YANG: (LAUGHS)
Twenty-one gun salute to the captain!
ALLIGATOR 1: (LAUGHS)
You can hop, but you can't hide.
DUSTY: (BREAKING UP ON RADIO)
Last known coordinates,
KING WILLIAMS: Mmm.
Gumbo smells good, Melinda.
MAN: I got some hush puppies, Melinda.
Here I come!
ALLIGATOR 4: Come here,
you plump, tasty morsel!
MARLEEN: Well, waitress, looks like
we're going to be here for a while.
REGGIE: That's good hunting today,
yes, indeed!
BUPKUS: Hey, what do you
think we are, stupid?
KERMIT: Speaking of toys,
you know all those mugs and t-shirts
KERMIT: You, uh, ever see
any money from all that stuff?
FOZZIE: Listen, how is this for
a new team name:
FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner,
we've got the place sealed off.
REVEREND: Do you, Prince Marleen,
take Lily to be your wedded wife?
REVEREND: And so, by the power
invested in me by the state of California.
MARLEEN: Lawrence,
why are you doing this?
DR. FACILIER: Double,
sometimes triple shifts.
TOUR GUIDE: This is where
we collect the Scream Energy
FATHER: Well,
I thought I heard something.
FAY: Here are the labs
where students learn
RANDY: You've got
the whole semester to study,
JOHNNY: I'll take it from here,
gentlemen.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it
for the frats and sororities
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We are at
the halfway point of the second event,
MIKE: He held the Scare Record
for three years!
MALE ANNOUNCER: Amazing
performance by Worthington!
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The Oozmas
will need a record-breaking
WOMAN: The kids said
they saw something in the cabin.
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger,
answer me, what's your 20?
CDA AGENT: That's for the university
president to decide.
DON: Just think of me
as your big brother
DUSTY: Excuse me, it is called
the Wings Around the Globe Rally.
CHUG: All right, buddy,
I got you in sight.
DOTTIE: Oil lines and oil cooler
check out.
BRENT: The 10 best
air crashes of all time!
BRENT: The number one crash
of all time...
CHUG: They say
he shot down 50 planes.
SKIPPER: Great, you can
go up and down. What else?
SKIPPER: You're not racing him,
you're racing his shadow.
SPARKY: He kicked
Aston Martins out there!
BRENT: Race fans,
it's that time of year again.
BRENT: One-hundred and thirty-six
nations compete.
BRENT: Seven legs,
over 31,000 kilometers,
CHUG: (ON RADIO) This is Propwash
Junction to Dusty Crophopper.
DOTTIE: (SIGHS) That's gonna make
him feel a lot better.
RIPSLINGER: Well, I gotta say,
crop duster, you are a nice guy.
COLIN: But the real story here, Brent,
is Dusty Crophopper.
COLIN: Brent, this could be
Crophopper's leg, all the way.
COLIN: From last place,
all the way up to eighth.
FEMALE REPORTER: Mr. Ripslinger,
you were built for racing.
FEMALE REPORTER: Did working
on the farm make you stronger?
SPARKY: Whoa, your engine
sounds kind of rough.
SKIPPER: Bad idea. The Wrenches
flew through terrain like that
DUSTY: What's with
all the tractors around here?
BRENT: Every racer's nightmare
is scaling the Himalayas.
SKIPPER: You're really showing them
big-time racers a thing or two, huh?
BRENT: This is our sixth
and longest leg.
BRAVO: Let's line you up
for the barricade.
ECHO: We'll set you up
on the glide path.
DUSTY: Runways are not
supposed to move.
DUSTY: How can it be
only one mission?
DOTTIE: Come on, Chug,
we have a jet to catch.
BRENT: This one's all about speed
and the willingness to give it all.
BRENT: The rest of the field
is now off and running.
COLIN: We're closing in
on the final stretch, folks.
SKIPPER: Tailwinds like
nothing you've ever flown.
BRENT: And here they come,
down the stretch.
DUSTY: Last one back
to Propwash buys!
NARRATOR: Have you ever wondered
how nature gets its glow?
ROSETTA: You know,
I do believe you're right.
BOBBLE: Why, it's almost time
for the changing of the seasons.
BOBBLE: Aye. They've just finished
bringing winter to the world.
CLANK: Always practicing
that perfect shade of amber, eh?
CLANK: But not as much
as the autumn fairies,
BOBBLE: Yes, Clanky. Because
right now, fairies of every talent
SILVERMIST: So, for your first day
of water fairy training,
FAIRY MARY: Tinker Bell,
I'd like a word with you.
FAWN: We're teaching baby birds
how to fly.
IRIDESSA: It might be
the sparkliest thing I've ever seen,
SPRING: I don't think we can
fix this in time.
WINTER: What, and put my
snowflake fairies back to work? Oh, no.
SUMMER: Who's going to paint
our leaves now?
AUTUMN: The apples and pumpkins
will never grow.
SUMMER: No rolling hills
covered in daffodils?
SPRING: And it took months to harvest
all those seeds!
AUTUMN: Animals waking
from hibernation
NARRATOR: (SINGING) Come away
with me now to the sky
NARRATOR: A fairy's work is
much more than,
NARRATOR: "The changing
of the seasons
TINKER BELL: It's all
a big misunderstanding.
QUEEN CLARION: The blue pixie dust
restores the pixie dust tree.
BOBBLE: We figure you could use
a real break.
SMALL TROLL: Well, you're ugly
and stinky.
TERENCE: Now, how are we
gonna fly this thing?
TINKER BELL: Well, with any luck,
my pixie-dust bag
TINKER BELL: Are magnified in relation
to the moonbeam rays.
QUEEN CLARION: Fairies
of Pixie Hollow,
NARRATOR: "The greatest treasures
are not gold
FEMALE NARRATOR: Some people
say that fairies are the stuff of fantasy.
LIZZY: Look at the creek and the woods
and the meadow!
LIZZY: You're not going to
take it to London, are you?
LIZZY: Do all fairies sound the same
when they talk?
ROSETTA: So how far is it from the road
to the house, do you think?
ROSETTA: Vidia, you sure you know
where you're going?
VIDIA: Yes. Tinker Bell
and I walked by here.
BOBBLE: Quite a bit of spirit
in that little tinker, eh?
DR. GRIFFITHS: This is going to be
the discovery of the century!
FAWN: They get their winter coats
to protect them from the cold.
TINKER BELL: Animal Fairy Books,
101 Uses for Pixie Dust,
BOBBLE: Maybe you should
be the test snowflake for a while.
LORD MILORI: He can send it back
to the Warm Side with his next delivery.
PERIWINKLE: Yesterday,
at the border, my wings.
DEWEY: Well, that might be nice,
then, meeting a Warm Fairy.
DEWEY: Speaking of sparkling,
we can conclude
ZARINA: He doesn't really think
we should tamper with pixie dust.
STARBOARD: You've got a right
wee brain, you know that?
PORT: Hey, watch where
you're swinging that thing!
PORT: Come on, you lubber,
get on with it.
JAMES: So, once the golden
dust has been produced...
JAMES: ...the sluice will coat the ship
with the perfect amount,
JAMES: No pirate I know could
have imagined such a scheme.
PORT: Would you watch
where I'm going?
NARRATOR: Look high in the sky
On this Never Land night
NYX: I had my first direct sighting
earlier today.
HEALING FAIRY: She needs to rest,
stay off her wings for a few days.
FAWN: Every fairy should know
the true story about the NeverBeast.
SILVERMIST: I know a hot spring
that's just his size.
KERMIT: Okay, Dominic, I thought
we could start our world tour in London.
DOMINIC: Or how about
the world capital of comedy?
KERMIT: You guys are
gonna love this place.
DOMINIC: Okay,
let's put this to the vote.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...
MISS POOGY: Throw him
in the compacter!
NADYA: No one believes in family
in the Gulag, frog.
CONSTANTINE: Comrades,
I'm afraid I have bad news.
KERMIT: And now, folks,
the Great Escapo!
KERMIT: The main entrance is
too well-guarded.
CONSTANTINE: Which room
am I supposed to be in?
MISS PIGGY: What is going on
at my wedding?
LEW ZEALAND: You sure look pretty,
Miss Piggy.
GONZO: Kermit, we convinced
ourselves that evil frog was you
ALLIGATOR 1: Where did they go?
Come on!
MELINDA: Rise and shine,
sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.
POUND: Hey, everybody.
Look at your hero now.
LILY: Prince Marleen, dear.
I am positively mortified
PLAYER: Yeah, serve her!
Come on! Rebound!
RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"
MELINDA: That's right. Big Daddy's
King of the anniversary parade.
BANG: Come on, show me something.
Come on, show me something.
NAWT: Watch it, coming your way.
Watch out, watch out.
BUPKUS: Yeah, man,
we got it going on. One more half.
GONZO: Yeah, right.
That's gonna help us.
SULLEY: All right, all right.
That's very cute,
TERRI: Five, six, seven, eight!
(SCATTING)
SQUISHY: This is crazy.
We're going to get arrested!
SULLEY: Look!
It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
ART: Oh, yeah!
Let's break in somewhere else!
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,
you're looking good.
CHET: Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back, broham!
CHUG: Hello, Lincoln!
(HONKS HORN) Hey, Dusty!
DOTTIE: Don't do anything crazy.
Fly safe.
DUSTY: I'm right here.
I'll fly right alongside you.
COLIN: That's right, Brent.
This is how it works, folks.
BULLDOG: Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
I'm blinded. I can't see.
PA ANNOUNCER: Achtung! We have
a mayday! Clear the runway!
BRENT: That's right. This guy
was built to dust crops,
CHUG: I can't believe it.
The mighty Himalayas.
SKIPPER: Bad idea. The Wrenches
flew through terrain like that
SPARKY: I'll bring the salsa!
Whoo-hoo!
ROCHELLE: Oh, my little monster.
Come here.
DUSTY: What? Wait, no, wait!
Wait a second!
BRENT: We are live from Mexico.
And here they come.
CHUG: You gotta hand it to him.
He never gives up.
CHUG: New York City.
Finish line, here we come!
SKIPPER: They're on your six, kid.
You gotta lose them.
ROSETTA: Get along.
Get along, little sproutlings, and dig.
BOBBLE: Must be.
He always comes when we yell it.
CLANK: Sprinting thistles!
Bobble! Bobble!
SILVERMIST: Bob and weave!
Bob and weave!
TINKER BELL: Come on, you!
Oh, come on!
TINKER BELL: Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. So sorry.
MRS. DARLING: Yes, Wendy.
What is it, darling?
TERENCE: Knickity-knickity-knock!
Knickity-knock!
TERENCE: (SOFTLY) Knock-knock!
Who's there?
IRIDESSA: That's it, Cheese.
Keep them coming.
BOBBLE: Keep her level!
Keep her level!
MALE FAIRY: Cicadas, one at a time.
You, you and you. You, too.
LIZZY: Father, Father, Father! Can we
bring our tea and scones outside
BOBBLE: This one goes there.
That one goes there. Right?
CLANK: Come on. Come on.
Let's get going.
BOBBLE: There you go.
Now you're talking!
VIDIA: Not that far, really.
The only question is, how flooded is it?
IRIDESSA: Did you feel that?
We're moving faster.
LIZZY: "My, what a splendid tea service.
I am really quite impressed."
BOBBLE: Building. It's a house.
That's it! Clanky! We've got it!
LIZZY: It doesn't matter what I say.
He never believes me.
LIZZY: Why, certainly, Miss Bell.
A nice, fresh cup.
DR. GRIFFITHS: So, where were we?
Ah, yes.
IRIDESSA: Hurry, girls.
What if we're too late?
IRIDESSA: She's right over here.
Room two.
FAIRY MARY: Hurry, now, hurry!
Let's finish up. Stand by with the pulley.
SLED: It must have come from
the Warm Side. In one of the baskets.
PERIWINKLE: The most amazing thing
happened. You'll never believe it.
DEWEY: Slow down.
I can only listen so fast.
TINKER BELL: The freeze.
It's moving so fast.
FAWN: Hang tight, Gruff!
We're getting you out of here!
ANIMAL: World tour! World tour!
Come on, froggy!
WALTER: Isn't that exciting.
I can't believe it.
DOMINIC: He's got a cold.
That's why his voice
DOMINIC: What do you think I'm doing?
I'm smashing.
DOMINIC: The last one.
It better be in here.
CONSTANTINE: Yes!
You deserve it, comrades!
SAM THE EAGLE: Come on.
Let's go over the files again.
JEAN PIERRE: Okay.
What about this comedian bear?
SAM THE EAGLE: The Lemur.
He, too, was here.
LINK HOGTHROB: Let's see.
Where am I seated?
CONSTANTINE: No, no, no.
Do not listen to him!
KERMIT: That's ridiculous!
I am Kermit the Frog!
CONSTANTINE: No, I am Kermit the Frog!
Hi-lo, Kermit the Frog, here.
KERMIT: Okay, guys, this is it.
The Gulag Finale!
-JODI: Hi, Melinda.
-Hey, hey.
-TATOOEY: Chicken.
-Chicken and what?
-BUPKUS: Why?
-Just a sec.
-ROBERT: Kermit!
-(GASPS)
-BUFORD: Order up!
-Maybe next time.
-ROBERT: Kermit!
-(GASPS) Oh!
-ORCHID: Something for you to shoot at.
-Hit it good.
-ORCHID: That's his ball too.
-Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry.
-MELINDA: Just take the picture.
-Okay.
-RAY: Just a little more!
-With some Bananas Foster
-LEW ZEALAND: Come on.
-Come on.
-MELINDA: Daddy!
-Hey, baby cakes!
-MELINDA: Wait!
-Melinda?
-MARLEEN: Louis, what is it?
-Shadow Man had laid poor Ray low.
-GONZO: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
-You all right, Tulip?
-GONZO: Secret stuff?
-You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?
-BUPKUS: She's a baseball player.
-Yeah, boss, a baseball player.
-MISS PIGGY: I'm open, I'm open.
-Piggy, Piggy, heads up.
-PLAYER: I could have had a...
-Clear!
-BLANKO: Fair is fair.
-There you go. Touch it.
-SHAWN: I don't know.
-Been getting your butt kicked?
-MUGGSY: Who's that?
-It's Princess Melinda.
-KNIGHT: Outstanding!
-(SIGHS)
-SQUISHY: Mike?
-(GASPS)
-SECURITY GUARD: Hey!
-(GASPS)
-MIKE: Come on!
-(SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)
-MALE TEENAGER 2: Whatever.
-(ROARS)
-DON: Do you mind?
-Don't move!
-RANGER 3: Check the lake!
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 4: I heard something here!
-(GASPS)
-CHUG: The kids!
-(GASPS)
-CHUG: Dusterino!
-He's ready.
-DOTTIE: It's Dusty!
-Whoo!
-EL CHUPACABRA: Please! No!
-(KISSING)
-BRAVO: Identify yourself.
-I'm Dusty Crophopper.
-OFFICIAL: Ya!
-(BOTH KISSING)
-BOBBLE: When preparing for spring.
-We do all this and more!
-QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell, I…
-Here, allow me to demonstrate.
-CLANK: All right, then.
-No, no, no! Wait, wait, Clank!
-FAIRY 1: What's happening?
-Quick, hide!
-VIDIA: Hide the squirrels!
-What is your problem, Vidia?
-CLANK: Yes, it is.
-No, it isn't.
-CLANK: Hello, Tink!
-Clank! Bobble!
-TALL TROLL: Stinky breath.
-Googly eyes.
-VIDIA: Tink!
-I wonder what this part does.
-CLANK: More mushroom caps, please!
-Here we go.
-CLANK: Right, more reeds over here.
-This thing had better work.
-CLANK: Almost. Just a little more.
-Here, let me.
-IRIDESSA: Sorry.
-Oh! Careful.
-FAWN: Sorry.
-That's the nose. Careful.
-ROSETTA: Whoops! Sorry.
-Can't see!
-BOBBLE: Fawn?
-Fly!
-BOBBLE: Clank!
-I'm okay.
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Exactly!
-Tinker Bell!
-LIZZY: Father!
-What in the world?
-SILVERMIST: Thank you.
-Mmm-hmm.
-BOBBLE: Okay, Clanky.
-Right!
-SLED: You ready for the drop-off?
-(OWL SQUAWKS)
-PERIWINKLE: Keeper. Keeper!
-Yes, what...
-ROSETTA: There she is!
-She's so wintery.
-CLANK: Ask them to wait!
(LAUGHING)
-ROSETTA: Oh, my!
-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
-JAMES: Magnificent!
-Quite right.
-SILVERMIST: Wake up.
-(GROANS)
-ROSETTA: Fawn!
-(GASPS)
-SILVERMIST: Right.
-No, left.
-VIDIA: You said it, Ro.
-(ALL GIGGLING)
-TINKER BELL: We know.
-Oh, honey, you are doing great!
-SPARROWMAN: Help us!
-(GRUNTING)
-FAIRY 1: Easy, easy. A little more.
-(GROWLING)
-MAN: And cut!
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
-MISS PIGGY: We got it.
-We got it, yup.
-KERMIT: Piggy, wait! I'm sorry!
-(FOO FOO BARKING)
-KERMIT: Uh...
-Wait!
-CONSTANTINE: Come here, frog!
-(EXCLAIMS)
-DOMINIC: Thank you.
-Au revoir, Muppets.
-Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
-ROBERT: Are you listening?
-Okay, we need something.
-NAWT: My bad.
-Something wacky.
-NAWT: Wacky.
-Bring them here.
-BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir.
-We're taking you for a ride! Ha, ha.
-NAWT: Move it, mister.
-How was your game?
-MIKE: I don't want to talk.
-Top stunt coming through.
-LEW ZEALAND: Hey!
-Oh, yeah? Who says?
-NAWT: Says who?
-It could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
-PLAYER: Yeah, could be.
-Good shot, Daisy.
-TULIP: That's nice.
-Really nice shot, Mrs. Daisy.
-DAISY: Daisy, please.
-Close to the pin?
-ORCHID: Close to the pin? For dinner?
-in 3D land?
-MELINDA: Yeah.
-Aw! That's so sweet.
-MARLEEN: Yeah, so sweet.
-Little ridiculous.
-MELINDA: Are you mincing?
-The Weirdos.
-KERMIT: Please.
-Bad old ogre.
-POUND: I'll take that, thank you.
-Now that was one hard working man.
-MAN: See you next time, Star.
-I know we're down.
-GONZO: Yeah. Let's hear the story.
-Uh, I'd like some of that.
-MISS PIGGY: Could I have a sip, please?
-Kick it to the girl pig down in the post.
-MISS PIGGY: Yeah?
-Wait. What are you doing? Wait.
-POUND: Come here.
-I can handle that rock again.
-LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know.
-Yeah!
-MRS. GRAVES: Yes.
-Fourth place, PNKs!
-MIKE: No.
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-ART: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-MONSTER: Go Oozmas!
-They're calling it an alien.
-GIRL: It was!
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 5: This way!
-The orphanage!
-CHUG: No.
-(PLANES LAUGHING)
-PLANE 1: Who's that guy?
-You're going to try out?
-PLANE 2: A crop duster?
-and dive toward the finish line.
-DUSTY: Uh, okay.
-You've earned it.
-CHUG: It fits you.
-It fits you, Dusty. (SNIFFLES)
-SKIPPER: Now, listen.
-Yeah.
-SKIPPER: How you feeling?
-Roger that.
-EL CHUPACABRA: Hola, corazn.
-There it is. Here we go.
-BRAVO: Throttle on back.
-Skipper? Whoa!
-SKIPPER: Dusty, pull up!
-It's mine?
-CLANK: Sure is.
-Yeah, yeah. Sure I can.
-BOBBLE: Well, I…
-Lost things.
-BOBBLE: Aye.
-because just as fairies…
-TINKER BELL: Queen Clarion!
-Nice day for flying.
-FLOWER FAIRY 1: Sure is.
-Preparing for spring.
-CLANK: We do all this and more.
-No.
-SPRING: Oh, no.
-Oh, yeah!
-BOBBLE: It's not fuzzy.
-Is it okay if I take this?
-FAIRY GARY: Sure.
-Finally.
-TERENCE: Hey, Tink! I'm back!
-I am so sorry.
-TERENCE: I forgive you.
-Did you have a nice flight?
-BOBBLE: Incoming!
-It would be just like a little picnic.
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
-We'll get to Tink in no time.
-ROSETTA: I'm with you, Sil.
-What?
-SILVERMIST: What did he say?
-That's my ear.
-SILVERMIST: Sorry.
-That's it. A bridge!
-CLANK: Guys? Guys?
-A bridge made out of what?
-CLANK: Guys!
-Lift your arms and kick your feet!
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Careful!
-Room two.
-ROSETTA: Oh, my.
-There she is.
-IRIDESSA: Tink!
-(HORN BLOWS)
-FAIRY MARY: Places, everyone!
-Wow.
-LORD MILORI: Hello.
-Yes. (CHUCKLES)
-CLANK: Sorry!
-Wow.
-ZARINA: Purple pixie dust.
-(ALL GASPING)
-MALE FAIRY: Whoa! Look out!
-Ms. Bell?
-TINKER BELL: Help, we're stuck.
-(GASPS)
-PORT: Potato...
-Here!
-PORT: She's getting away!
-(GRUNTING)
-ROSETTA: Fawn!
-Bright!
-IRIDESSA: Fawn, I can't see!
-What did you do?
-IRIDESSA: I don't know.
-(COUGHING)
-SILVERMIST: Guys, are you...
-Oh! (GRUNTS)
-VIDIA: Go!
-Let go anchor!
-JAMES: Let go anchor!
-Get out all lines!
-JAMES: Get out all lines!
-understand a single jingle.
-VIDIA: Oh, no!
-(WHISTLES)
-OPPENHEIMER: Got them!
-(ALL GASPING)
-TINKER BELL: Zarina!
-Ah!
-JAMES: Oh!
-Yes, she did it!
-YANG: It worked! (LAUGHS)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-STARBOARD: Look at him go.
-ALL Oh!
-YANG: You know, he's right.
-(ALL GASP)
-VIDIA: Fly!
-(LAUGHING)
-BONITO: We're flying!
-(GASPS)
-FAIRY GARY: Zarina!
-(SNIFFING)
-FAIRY: Come on.
-I will understand you
-FAWN: Hello?
-Oh.
-MISS PIGGY: Or...
-Okay?
-ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
-Well, he seems like a nice guy.
-ROWLF: Yeah.
-(MUPPETS CHEERING)
-ANIMAL: Germany!
-(ALL GASP)
-GONZO: What?
-(WHIMPERS)
-WOMAN: Corrine, come here!
-How dare you?
-MISS POOGY: He's not Constantine!
-(STATUES SMASHING)
-DOMINIC: Where is it?
-Bad frog!
-FOZZIE: Animal!
-(ALL GASP)
-LEW ZEALAND: Wait.
-in a timely fashion.
-GONZO: Wait.
-Not a laser web.
-BABY: Ooh, pretty.
-(ALL CHEERING)
-DR. TEETH: That's our frog!
-Sam.
-CONSTANTINE: Shut up.
-TULIP: Sorry it took so long.
-MELINDA: Don't worry.
-TULIP: What, here?
-MELINDA: Yes.
-ROSIE: Hey.
-MELINDA: Hey.
-BANG: Where?
-BLANKO: Whoa. Now what?
-NAWT: Hey, hey!
-POUND: What?
-NAWT: She's looking again.
-BANG: Close it up.
-NAWT: Okay, go get him.
-POUND: Yeah.
-BUPKUS: Whoa!
-NAWT: Ah!
-DAISY: Sounds good.
-ORCHID: I'll go close to the pin.
-FOZZIE: Ha. Not a cent.
-KERMIT: Hmm. Me neither.
-SCOOTER: Going up.
-POUND: You're mine, fool.
-BUPKUS: Hey.
-BLANKO: Bring it on, dude.
-SHAWN: I got it.
-MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby.
-IRIDESSA: This way!
-ROSETTA: Come on, girls. Hurry.
-SILVERMIST: Amazing!
-FAWN: It's fantastic!
PLAYER 1: Good job, Melinda.
PLAYER 2: Good hustle.
TULIP: That exit wasn't clearly marked.
MELINDA: Hold up, right here.
MARLEEN: Look out! Out of the way!
MELINDA: Oh, no!
MELINDA: I can't see a thing!
MARLEEN: Neither can I!
ALLIGATOR 2: Where'd they go?
ALLIGATOR 3: I saw him first!
DAISY: Don't say it.
TULIP: Never seen one of these before.
MARLEEN: No, no...
MELINDA: Don't...
KERMIT: Whoa.
FOZZIE: What?
MISS PIGGY: Oh!
POUND: Belly flop.
MISS PIGGY: I'll take some.
SCOOTER: Yeah, can I have some, too?
SHAWN: Look at Muggsy handle the rock.
LARRY: Handle it, baby.
ALL: Wow!
MIKE: Excuse me. Fellas.
MONSTER 1: Where did he go?
MONSTER 2: He's dead meat.
CHUG: Whoa! Oh.
DUSTY: Not good.
DUSTY: Whoa!
CHUG: Oh, that's cool.
BRENT: What a move.
COLIN: Incredible.
DOTTIE: Dusty!
EL CHUPACABRA: Mi amigo!
JIGSAW THREE: Let's do it, Skipper.
JIGSAW FOUR: Yeah, come on!
FAIRY 1: Hello.
FAIRY 2: Hello.
CLANK: Excuse us!
BOBBLE: Coming through!
FAWN: Don't get your wings in a bunch.
ROSETTA: Don't be like that.
FAWN: You, too! Fly with you later!
ROSETTA: Fly with you later!
ROSETTA: Tinker Bell?
FAWN: Tinker Bell?
FAIRY 1: What?
FAIRY 2: You all right?
FAWN: You fixed it!
SILVERMIST: Wow!
IRIDESSA: Beautiful!
ROSETTA: Amazing!
IRIDESSA: I knew you'd get to go!
FAWN: Oh, Tink!
TALL TROLL: Fuzz face.
SMALL TROLL: Thimble head.
LIZZY: Father, look!
DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
DR. GRIFFITHS: The butterfly. It's gone!
LIZZY: What?
CLANK: What've we got?
BOBBLE: House! Get off.
CLANK: I'm sorry.
BOBBLE: I can't feel my legs.
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?
LIZZY: Coming, Father!
IRIDESSA: Garden Fairy!
ROSETTA: Oh.
BONITO: Nice boom!
PORT: Oh, yes! Nice!
STARBOARD: Come on, get moving.
PORT: Are you talking to me?
STARBOARD: Yes, tiny!
PORT: A tiny plank!
TINKER BELL: Good luck!
SILVERMIST: Be brave!
TINKER BELL: Back home.
ROSETTA: Come on, Gruff.
SPARROWMAN 1: Get inside!
FAIRY 1: Scribble, get inside!
FAIRY 2: Fly away!
SPARROWMAN 1: Get out of here!
IRIDESSA: Oh, no!
SILVERMIST: Fawn.
TINKER BELL: Fawn, wake up!
VIDIA: Is she okay?
IRIDESSA: Hey, Gruff.
SILVERMIST: Hi, Gruffy.
WALTER: What?
ANIMAL: Uh-oh.
FURY: Nyx.
MIKE: Wait!
DON: Mike...
MIKE: Okay!
FAWN: Nyx!
CLANK: Ho!
FAWN: Tink!
FAWN: Tink!
FAWN: Help!
DUSTY: Yes!
MIKE: Sulley!
CHUG: What?
TULIP: Whoa.
ORCHID: Oh.
DUSTY: Uh...
FOZZIE: Ooh!
FAWN: Gruff?
FAWN: Gruff?
LIZZY: Whoa!
VIDIA: Uh-oh.
FAIRY: Ahem.
CLANK: Tink!
UMPIRE: Ball!
FOZZIE: A-ha!
KID: Woo-hoo!
ISHANI: Hello.
DUSTY: Wow.
ZARINA: Huh.
DUSTY: Yeah!
CRUSH: Dude.
DEB: But how?
MARLIN: Ohh.
FAWN: Go, go!
CLARION: Oh!
BANG: Get her.
BOBBLE: Ooh!
UMPIRE: Strike!
SKIPPER: Yeah!
DOMINIC: Sure.
FLOYD: Kermit!
ROSETTA: Pull!
PORT: Beautiful!
WALTER: Yeah.
NAWT: All right.
KERMIT: Piggy?
TERENCE: Run!
FOZZIE: Kermit?
MARLEEN: Psst!
WALTER: Guys?
NADYA: Kermit!
DOMINIC: Okay.
BUPKUS: Uh-oh.
TERENCE: Tink?
TERENCE: Tink!
RAY: No, no, no!
DOMINIC: Good.
BOBBLE: Heave!
FAWN: Look out!
PLANE: I'm okay.
FAWN: Oh, sorry!
JIMMY: Aw, man.
NEMO: Dad! Dad!
ROSETTA: Fawn?
KERMIT: In there?
GONZO: Say "ah."
FOZZIE: But how?
BUPKUS: Exactly.
FOZZIE: Take this.
KNIGHT: Sullivan.
BARBARA: Okay.
FAIRY 1: So scary.
CLANK: Goodbye.
POUND: Goodbye.
LAWRENCE: Sire!
DAISY: Good shot.
RIZZO: Ha! I'll say.
NAWT: Excuse me.
CHASE: Over here!
ZOOT: Whoa, man!
LOUIS: How's that?
FAIRY 2: Look out!
DORY: Nice trench.
BOBBLE: I'm okay.
SKIPPER: Bad idea.
JAMES: That's right.
BOBBLE: Get back!
BOBBLE: Get back!
BRUCE: Pardon me.
BRUCE: Right, then.
BOBBLE: We did it!
ROPER: Whoo-wee!
BRAVO: Roger that.
TINKER BELL: Oh!
BOBBLE: Still okay.
FAWN: Listen to me.
CLANK: Tink! Wait!
TERENCE: Hold on!
FOZZIE: I knew that.
MISS PIGGY: What?
FAWN: I can't dance!
POUND: That locker.
DORY: Light, please!
DUSTY: Wha... Uh...
MELINDA: Voodoo?
DUSTY: Mmm-hmm.
JAMES: We're flying!
FAIRY: Is that Fawn?
CAR: Who's that guy?
FAWN: Gruff? Gruff?
FAIRY 2: Yay, Gruff!
CHUG: We're going...
BUCK: Thanks Gruff!
LORD MILORI: Peri?
PERIWINKLE: Wow.
SILVERMIST: Whoa!
CLANK: It's working!
BONITO: That's right!
SILVERMIST: Hurry!
MALE VOICE: Who?
MISS PIGGY: Kermit,
FLOYD: Is he serious?
SLED: Welcome back.
OPPENHEIMER: No!
DORY: Hey, hey, hey!
WOMAN: Tinker Bell!
YANG: Weigh anchor!
FAWN: Is she all right?
DORY: Bye, everyone!
VIDIA: Hang on, guys!
MAN: He's a real gator!
DOMINIC: Gentlemen.
ROSETTA: Wasn't me.
JAMES: Hey, shoo, rat!
WALTER: What's that?
TINKER BELL: You...
TINKER BELL: Vidia!
TINKER BELL: Wow.
TINKER BELL: Wow.
TINKER BELL: Wow!
TINKER BELL: Fawn!
TINKER BELL: Fawn!
DUSTY: Two seconds?
SLED: Sorry about that.
CHET: Hey, there he is!
TINKER BELL: Clank!
TALL TROLL: Really?
CHUG: Buenas noches!
MISS PIGGY: Kermit...
MISS PIGGY: Melinda!
JACQUES: Psst. Nemo.
STARBOARD: Encore!
RECEPTIONIST: Next!
BRENT: It's our third leg
MONSTER: Whoo-hoo!
DOMINIC: Look at that.
WALTER: Animal, pull!
ROSETTA: All together.
SILVERMIST: Big pole.
JEAN PIERRE: Interpol!
TINKER BELL: Oh, no.
TINKER BELL: Oh, no.
TERENCE: Looks good.
FAWN: What happened?
COACH: Stroke! Stroke!
FLOYD: There she goes.
SMEE: Man in the water!
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?
BLANKO: Is he around?
YANG: Two, three, four!
PORT: Still smart enough
ORCHID: That's not bad.
COLIN: From last to first.
SQUISHY: Look at them.
BONITO: You tiny thing.
DARLA: I get fishy, fishy
GILL: That's it, Sharkbait.
IRIDESSA: It looks like...
PASSENGERS: Melinda!
GILL: Nobody touch him.
LIZZY: Oh! Sorry, fairies.
BANG: Big man pancake.
KNIGHT: Ready position.
DUSTY: And what's that?
FOZZIE: Now, let me see.
CONSTANTINE: Perfect.
IRIDESSA: Will these do?
ROSETTA: It's a do-si-do.
SKIPPER: Here he comes.
RAY: I ain't touched it yet.
NADYA: Now, lights out!
TINKER BELL: Hammer.
TERENCE: Knock-knock.
TINKER BELL: On three!
SILVERMIST: We're free!
PEACH: She's a fish killer.
IRIDESSA: Got you, Tink.
TULIP: This is it. This is it.
FAWN: Road? What road?
LOUIS: Melinda! Marleen!
TERRI: We never get mail.
JAMES: Curse you, fairies!
BUPKUS: Wow. He did it.
ROSETTA: There you are!
SLED: Ha! They're serious.
ORCHID: Whoopsie-daisy.
DON: (CHUCKLES) Hey!
DUSTY: Hey, what is that?
KERMIT: Coming through.
ROBERT: Kermit the Frog!
BRENT: That's right, Colin.
HARDSCRABBLE: How?
DOMINIC: Guys, come on!
WALTER: Well, well, well.
BOBBLE: Give me the sap.
CLANK: Righty-o, Bobble.
CONSTANTINE: Kremlin!
TERRI: We were awesome!
TINKER BELL: No, Fawn.
PERIWINKLE: Second star
SILVERMIST: Tinker Bell!
IRIDESSA: Anchor's away!
JAMES: Make ready to sail!
PORT: It is theirs no longer.
LILY: Cheese and crackers!
NAWT: Hey, it's basketball.
PHOTOGRAPHER: Dusty.
CONSTANTINE: The bear,
DOMINIC: This looks great.
ROSETTA: I feel so tinkery.
BRENT: All the preparation.
SAM THE EAGLE: Shawn.
LORD MILORI: Ambitious.
MIKE: Give me another one.
FOZZIE: It's a crying shame.
SHERMAN: Beauty, isn't it?
LAWRENCE: Give it to me!
SKIPPER: The good news is
OPPENHEIMER: Right, 21.
NYX: Just like the other two.
TINKER BELL: Uh, Zarina,
NADYA: Put the frog down.
SKIPPER: Begin your climb!
FOZZIE: That's a nice venue.
BIG BIRD: OK, move along.
SPARROWMAN 1: Just did.
KNIGHT: All right. All right.
POUND: Feeding time, boys.
TINKER FAIRY: Let her go.
MAN: Ladies and gentlemen!
BLANKO: Are we there yet?
SKIPPER: Ha-ha! You're on!
TINKER BELL: Okay, push!
FAWN: We'll save you, Tink!
OPPENHEIMER: It's perfect.
OPPENHEIMER: And, right.
PEPE: My poor little cranium.
DUSTY: Never mind. I got it.
DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
GARDEN FAIRY: Look out!
PORT: We got their blue dust!
DR. TEETH: We got weights.
MELINDA: Those aren't logs.
BOBBLE: We're almost there.
CLANK: Come on, everyone!
LILY: I do! I do! He's so cute!
JAMES: Return that blue dust!
CHET: Thank you very much.
DON: They're right behind us!
STARBOARD: Move it, Port.
SCRIBBLE: Bup-bup! Please.
FAWN: Nyx got it backwards.
BANG: Quiet, they're looking.
FOZZIE: Hmm. Let's see here.
ROSETTA: Cover your tushy!
RANGER 6: I saw movement!
BOBBLE: Right! Here we are.
MIKE: It's been tampered with.
IRIDESSA: This is so exciting.
KERMIT: He just never learns.
DUSTY: Compadre. I like that.
CHUG: Let's try the back door.
SCRIBBLE: Hmm. Interesting.
BRENT: Flying low and quick,
DUSTY: Watch this! Oh, yeah.
MAN: What's wrong with him?
CHUG: How does that happen?
SULLEY: Come on! Dig deep!
SQUISHY: Mom! Start the car!
CONSTANTINE: I am Kermit.
ROSETTA: Our wings are wet.
KERMIT: "Hi-lo?" It's "Hi-ho!"
ROSETTA: Speaking of smells,
TINKER BELL: Wait a minute.
BRUCE: That's all right, Chum.
PEARL: That's a pretty big butt.
DUSTY: Oh, man! A Sea Fury!
BONITO: Fly like a happy bird!
LIZZY: (LAUGHS) Oh, father!
MISS PIGGY: Oh, my. Kermit!
BOBBLE: Gather round, ladies.
FAIRY GARY: Good morning,
SKIPPER: Quick, to the hangar.
IRIDESSA: That's a good point.
CLANK: Gear it down, Bobble!
LITTLE MONSTER 2: I know!
BUTTERFLY: Congratulations.
TERRY: My tentacle fell asleep.
BULLDOG: Are you still there?
FAWN: No, Gruff! Wrong way!
BUPKUS: You poked me again.
FAIRY MARY: That's it, fairies.
FAIRY MARY: Start the pulley!
BRUCE: I'll start the testimonies.
GILL: Oh, no! Not the trash can!
CLANK: Oh, yes, I'm right here.
BRENT: Ooh! That's got to hurt.
JAMES: To our cunning captain.
DUSTY: Uh, he's pretty high up.
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's key.
MONSTER: That was awesome!
SEA TURTLE KID: Nice wave!
CHUM: Don't fall off the wagon!
DORY: (SCATTING) Hoo doot.
ROSETTA: Oh, thank goodness.
YANG: That's it, hold it in place.
SKIPPER: The Battle of Airway.
BRENT: And we are under way!
GIRL 3: A little funny green guy.
MISS POOGY: Squash that frog!
BEAUREGARD: Let's go, guys!
ROSETTA: You can do it, sugar!
BANG: Get the frog. Get the girl.
NADYA: There he is, right there!
TINKER BELL: No. No, no, no.
JAMES: They took the blue dust!
DUSTY: This is reversible, right?
PERIWINKLE: You're welcome.
GONZO: Thank you. Thank you.
CLANK: Welcome, Miss Winkle.
STARBOARD: The lad is flying!
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!
LILY: Anything you want, sugar.
CATCHER: That was your pitch.
DR. GRIFFITHS: Yes, of course.
MIKE: Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
PATRICK: Yeah, get height now.
WOMAN: Ooh, that smells good!
TINKER BELL: Push the button!
BONITO: A beautiful suggestion.
QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell.
CHUG: All the way up and down.
DOMINIC: And more good news.
TINKER BELL: Fawn, you can't!
FAWN: (SHOUTING) Incoming!
FAIRY MARY: The snowy owls!
SKIPPER: Let's go, Dusty. Faster.
BOBBLE: Watch out for falling…
ALLIGATOR 3: We got all night.
SQUISHY: I've never felt so alive!
GURGLE: What a smart little guy!
ROCHELLE: Oh, my little burrito.
STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!
STARBOARD: Aye aye, Captain!
BRUCE: Just start with your name.
FOZZIE: I say, let's go in that way.
JEAN PIERRE: 37 hours. Not bad.
SAM THE EAGLE: I hate Europe.
LIZZY: Aren't her wings beautiful?
MELINDA: Where you taking me?
ALLIGATOR 1: Where'd they go?
POUND: Excuse me. Oh, so sorry.
BRENT: He's done it! He's done it.
FAIRY MARY: Oh, my goodness.
MALE ANNOUNCER: ...get set...
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's locket.
TINKER BELL: Not much further.
ROWLF: We're in big trouble now.
GIRL 2: It's the middle of the night.
KERMIT: No, just one Kermit. Me.
CLANK: All together. All together.
MALE RANGER: Call for backup.
DON: Do young people still dance?
VIDIA: Sil, Fast Flyer, check it out.
TINKER BELL: Let me show you!
RIPSLINGER: Yeah! You know it.
VIDIA: Forward, forward, forward.
IRIDESSA: (WHIMPERS) Oh, no.
POUND: Right, man. We got them.
SKIPPER: It was too late to pull up.
TERENCE: Knock-knickity-knock!
DAISY: You clowns can't beat that.
DOMINIC: Colonel Thomas Blood.
POUND: Wow, a killer. Let me see.
ROSETTA: They're in a deep sleep.
CLANK: Like me. I can be a wheel.
FLOWER FAIRY 1: It's the Queen!
SHERRIE: Boys! It's a school night!
ROSETTA: What's with the berries?
MELINDA: Okay. Where's the ball?
FOZZIE: The view back here stinks.
DORY: Oh! Big fella. Whale. Okay.
TINKER BELL: It's getting warmer.
SKIPPER: Once you get to the trees,
KERMIT: Is everybody here? Yeah?
PATRICK: Oh, man. That felt good.
FAIRY MARY: Not here, you don't!
KERMIT: You and me both, brother.
BOBBLE: Can you reach it, Clanky?
MIKE: Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
MALE TEENAGER 3: You're lame.
DUSTY: Wait. "A radial" what pass?
DARLA: (SCREAMING) Get it out!
MONSTER 3: Hey, guys! Over here!
CONSTANTINE: Where is that key?
TINKER BELL: Just tie this off here.
TINKER BELL: Go on, you're okay.
BUPKUS: Yeah, beat up on the bear.
BRENT: Our first stage is a whopper.
STARBOARD: Quite thirsty, myself.
MALE ANNOUNCER: Sorry, chief.
LEW ZEALAND: Pardon me. Sorry.
STARBOARD: Oh, that golden dust.
MOTHER: See? I told you. He's fine.
ROSETTA: At least a couple of days.
MIKE: Why are my settings different?
MASKS: (SINGING) Are you ready?
SAM THE EAGLE: It's Air Melinda.
IRIDESSA: I'm going as fast as I can!
FLOYD: That was a pretty good shot.
KERMIT: You've got the wrong frog!
SAM THE EAGLE: Stay on the road!
GIRL 4: I want to touch it! It's so cute!
SILVERMIST: You guys are so alike.
QUEEN CLARION: But never again.
FAIRY 1: Do you need anything else?
FAIRY 2: Bring some extra bandages.
DUSTY: Mmm... Skipper... Skipper...
SCOOTER: What an action sequence!
IRIDESSA: Yeah, let's talk about that.
GIRL 1: I'm so tired. What's going on?
WALTER: I can't believe that worked!
JOHNNY: No one will remember you.
HARDSCRABBLE: You're not scary.
FAWN: That lost thing really is handy.
RAY: I'll take them the rest of the way.
ROBERT: You'll be our star attraction.
JAMES: Captain says, restock the ship.
MELINDA: You can stop posing now.
NYX: Get away from the hawk, Fawn.
BOBBLE: Hurry! It's nearly out of ice!
DANNY TREJO: I really need this job
CLANK: Sorry! Make way for tinkers!
DON: That's a pretty good one, Squish.
TOUR GUIDE: Oops. Stop right there.
KERMIT: We did it! Great work, guys!
MARLIN: Okay. That's all that matters.
YANG: (LAUGHS) Work faster, now!
ROWLF: Yeah, what do you got there?
REVEREND: …as you both shall live?
GILL: Inside it, you'll see a rotating fan.
DEWEY: That's the end of that chapter.
RANGER 2: Down this way. All right?
FAIRY MARY: Look sharp, everyone!
RAY: Will you hold still, you big baby?
FORKLIFT: Cornfield is over that way.
JEAN PIERRE: Madrid, here we come!
CHUG: Go on, he's warming up to you.
MISS PIGGY: No, what are you doing?
QUEEN CLARION: Oh, my goodness.
QUEEN CLARION: Thank you, Viola.
VIOLET: I told y'all she wouldn't come.
CHUG: Come on, buddy, keep it going!
BEAUDREAUX: Will do, Cousin Ray!
DORY: I'm sorry, but if you could just...
GURGLE: He's swimming to the flutter!
DUSTY: Somebody cut off my antenna.
MISS PIGGY: "Hole in the Wall Club"?
NEMO: Yay! He's gonna clean the tank!
ROWLF: Okay. Can we get down now?
PORT: I'll move it in me own good time.
ORCHID: This must be mine. Woo-hoo!
KERMIT: Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
LORD MILORI: Keeper? Are you here?
DORY: Hey, look, balloons. It is a party.
DOTTIE: Dusty, that vertical wind shear
CLANK: Well, spring won't spring itself.
CONSTANTINE: Nice of him to label it.
CLANK: (LAUGHING) Sneaky glacier.
ROBERT: I'll be back in three days' time.
RANDY: Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
YANG: All righty, mates, you heard him.
BOBBLE: Like a wittle, wee baby, there.
CONSTANTINE: Yes of course, let's go!
SWEETUMS: Keep waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
KERMIT: No, you've got the wrong frog.
SPARROWMAN: Whoa! Look up there!
DR. TEETH: All right, you irascible frog.
PLAYER: I could have been a contender.
KERMIT: Shh. Okay, let's go in this way.
FOZZIE: So sue me. It's just a suggestion.
MARLEEN: Ray! Get me out of this box!
BANG: Hold on there, Mr. Muppet Show.
CONSTANTINE: Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
CONSTANTINE: This tuxedo is too tight.
MALE ANNOUNCER: And in last place,
QUEEN MELODY: "Just in that moment,
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Eta Hiss Hiss!
MALE ANNOUNCER: Third place, HSS.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: But be warned.
PATRICK: (WHISPERS) Kermit the Frog?
MALE ANNOUNCER: Python Nu Kappa!
ROPER:
Any sign of them?
EL CHUPACABRA:
Yes, look at you.
ROPER:
Ow! Dagnabbit! Let me drive!
SKIPPER:
What just happened up there?
JAMES:
Make sure the seams are sealed.
TOWER CONTROLLER:
Break, break.
EL CHUPACABRA:
Be gentle with me!
NARRATOR:
An exhilarating team sport
DR. GRIFFITHS:
The wings are so fresh.
PORT:
What if we tie her wings together?
EL CHUPACABRA:
Yes, Dusty! Ha-ha!
TOUR GUIDE:
Now, stay close together.
ALLIGATOR 3:
That's my tail, pea brain!
SKIPPER:
All right, Dusty, remember this.
SUMMER:
But we can't! We can't do that!
KERMIT:
We have found the trophy room.
STARBOARD:
He's a smart one, isn't he?
TINKER BELL:
Silvermist, are you okay?
DR. FACILIER:
Shame on that hard work
CAPTAIN:
Port of Frontierland, all ashore!
FEMALE MONSTER:
Come on! Let's go!
MELINDA:
I just feel at this particular time
MELINDA:
Look at that. Look at that spin.
CONSTANTINE:
What is happening here?
LITTLE MONSTER 3:
Look, he's going to
QUEEN CLARION:
Minister, Fairy Mary?
IRIDESSA:
Yeah, you're doing really good.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar!
ROSETTA:
Well, at least our wings are dry.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
And it's all tied up!
BOBBLE:
And the fairies of Summer Glade
DOCTOR:
Just a few more tests, gentlemen.
STARBOARD:
You're not going anywhere.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Third place, EEKs!
JAMES:
Right, watch the angle of the flume.
STARBOARD:
Well, it's not theirs anymore.
TINKER BELL:
(GASPS) We're losing her!
FEMALE TEENAGER 1:
I'm on the phone!
BUPKUS:
Ow. Get your feet out of my nose.
ORCHID:
A hundred and seventy-five yards.
FLOWER FAIRY 1:
Get your pixie dust yet?
OPPENHEIMER:
Oh, my! Up, up and away!
SILVERMIST:
That was what I was thinking.
PERIWINKLE:
I've never felt anything like it!
SCOOTER:
Come on, guys. No pain, no gain.
DR. GRIFFITHS:
Well, of course, my darling.
MISS PIGGY:
Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.
TINKER BELL:
The mouse's name is Cheese?
MELINDA:
You don't look that much different,
STARBOARD:
All right, just give me the strap.
BOBBLE:
And who knows when they'll be dry.
SCREAM-CAN PROFESSOR:
Welcome back.
CONSTANTINE:
It's got to be here somewhere.
BOBBLE:
Glad we had a bath today, eh, Clank?
JAMES:
You know, I remember when I couldn't
STARBOARD:
Shiver me timbers, we're flying!
MALE TEENAGER 1:
No one understands me!
WALDORF:
You drive a hard bargain, Melinda!
MELINDA:
Keep your slimy self away from me!
QUEEN CLARION:
If you had wings to lift you
MINISTER OF SPRING:
But if the temperatures
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Roar Omega Roar wins!
KERMIT:
We're right in front of Melinda's house.
TINKER BELL:
Um... Oh, I know. Favorite star?
SILVERMIST:
Well, I'm gonna remain optimistic.
FOREST RANGER:
Assistance on the north side.
LITTLE MONSTER 1:
Look at that! It's amazing!
JTC PRESIDENT:
Did you see him catch that pig?
FEMALE TEENAGER 2:
But, Daddy, I love him!
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Thanks for coming, Dean.
MALE REPORTER:
What are you gonna do now?
MALE DORM PROCTOR:
Wazowski, Room 319.
FEMALE MONSTER:
You could have gotten hurt!
FAIRY ANNOUNCER:
Welcome one, welcome all
KING WILLIAMS:
You know the thing about good food?
MALE REPORTER:
Dusty! Why do you fly so low?
MALE ANNOUNCER:
It's time to see how terrifying
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
MELINDA:
We're so glad you rescued us, Mama Odie.
MALE ANNOUNCER:
First place, Roar Omega Roar!
MALE SCARER SUPERVISOR:
Let's go, everybody!
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
FEMALE REPORTER:
Senor Ripslinger, any comment
MALE ANNOUNCER:
We don't have any human toys,
ANNOUNCER:
The challengers for the Ultimate Game,
STARBOARD:
I just said that, you daft potato muncher.
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:
In the Big House
LITTLE MONSTER:
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
MALE CAMP COUNSELOR:
Bear! A bear in the camp!
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Next group to the starting line.
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
West coast coming online.
MALE GARDEN FAIRY:
No, thanks. She's running fine.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
First Scarers to the starting line.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Ah! Tough break for the RORs.
FEMALE MONSTER ON PA:
All Scare Floors now active.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER:
Welcome to the final competition
MALE DOOR TECHNICIAN:
So your calculations were a little off.
MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISONER:
How many people does he need?
MAN: (ON RADIO)
Look alive.
NED: (OVER PA)
Ladies and gentleplanes.
DOMINIC: (SINGING)
You're number two
CONSTANTINE: (GROANS)
It's not there.
KERMIT: (STAMMERING)
Well, I mean, I...
RACE OFFICIAL: (OVER PA)
Start your engines.
DUSTY: (ON RADIO)
Skipper? Come in, Skipper.
YANG: (LAUGHS)
Twenty-one gun salute to the captain!
ALLIGATOR 1: (LAUGHS)
You can hop, but you can't hide.
DUSTY: (BREAKING UP ON RADIO)
Last known coordinates,
KING WILLIAMS: Mmm.
Gumbo smells good, Melinda.
MAN: I got some hush puppies, Melinda.
Here I come!
ALLIGATOR 4: Come here,
you plump, tasty morsel!
MARLEEN: Well, waitress, looks like
we're going to be here for a while.
REGGIE: That's good hunting today,
yes, indeed!
BUPKUS: Hey, what do you
think we are, stupid?
KERMIT: Speaking of toys,
you know all those mugs and t-shirts
KERMIT: You, uh, ever see
any money from all that stuff?
FOZZIE: Listen, how is this for
a new team name:
FOREMAN: Mr. Commissioner,
we've got the place sealed off.
REVEREND: Do you, Prince Marleen,
take Lily to be your wedded wife?
REVEREND: And so, by the power
invested in me by the state of California.
MARLEEN: Lawrence,
why are you doing this?
DR. FACILIER: Double,
sometimes triple shifts.
TOUR GUIDE: This is where
we collect the Scream Energy
FATHER: Well,
I thought I heard something.
FAY: Here are the labs
where students learn
RANDY: You've got
the whole semester to study,
JOHNNY: I'll take it from here,
gentlemen.
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Let's hear it
for the frats and sororities
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: We are at
the halfway point of the second event,
MIKE: He held the Scare Record
for three years!
MALE ANNOUNCER: Amazing
performance by Worthington!
FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The Oozmas
will need a record-breaking
WOMAN: The kids said
they saw something in the cabin.
DISPATCH ON RADIO: Ranger,
answer me, what's your 20?
CDA AGENT: That's for the university
president to decide.
DON: Just think of me
as your big brother
DUSTY: Excuse me, it is called
the Wings Around the Globe Rally.
CHUG: All right, buddy,
I got you in sight.
DOTTIE: Oil lines and oil cooler
check out.
BRENT: The 10 best
air crashes of all time!
BRENT: The number one crash
of all time...
CHUG: They say
he shot down 50 planes.
SKIPPER: Great, you can
go up and down. What else?
SKIPPER: You're not racing him,
you're racing his shadow.
SPARKY: He kicked
Aston Martins out there!
BRENT: Race fans,
it's that time of year again.
BRENT: One-hundred and thirty-six
nations compete.
BRENT: Seven legs,
over 31,000 kilometers,
CHUG: (ON RADIO) This is Propwash
Junction to Dusty Crophopper.
DOTTIE: (SIGHS) That's gonna make
him feel a lot better.
RIPSLINGER: Well, I gotta say,
crop duster, you are a nice guy.
COLIN: But the real story here, Brent,
is Dusty Crophopper.
COLIN: Brent, this could be
Crophopper's leg, all the way.
COLIN: From last place,
all the way up to eighth.
FEMALE REPORTER: Mr. Ripslinger,
you were built for racing.
FEMALE REPORTER: Did working
on the farm make you stronger?
SPARKY: Whoa, your engine
sounds kind of rough.
SKIPPER: Bad idea. The Wrenches
flew through terrain like that
DUSTY: What's with
all the tractors around here?
BRENT: Every racer's nightmare
is scaling the Himalayas.
SKIPPER: You're really showing them
big-time racers a thing or two, huh?
BRENT: This is our sixth
and longest leg.
BRAVO: Let's line you up
for the barricade.
ECHO: We'll set you up
on the glide path.
DUSTY: Runways are not
supposed to move.
DUSTY: How can it be
only one mission?
DOTTIE: Come on, Chug,
we have a jet to catch.
BRENT: This one's all about speed
and the willingness to give it all.
BRENT: The rest of the field
is now off and running.
COLIN: We're closing in
on the final stretch, folks.
SKIPPER: Tailwinds like
nothing you've ever flown.
BRENT: And here they come,
down the stretch.
DUSTY: Last one back
to Propwash buys!
NARRATOR: Have you ever wondered
how nature gets its glow?
ROSETTA: You know,
I do believe you're right.
BOBBLE: Why, it's almost time
for the changing of the seasons.
BOBBLE: Aye. They've just finished
bringing winter to the world.
CLANK: Always practicing
that perfect shade of amber, eh?
CLANK: But not as much
as the autumn fairies,
BOBBLE: Yes, Clanky. Because
right now, fairies of every talent
SILVERMIST: So, for your first day
of water fairy training,
FAIRY MARY: Tinker Bell,
I'd like a word with you.
FAWN: We're teaching baby birds
how to fly.
IRIDESSA: It might be
the sparkliest thing I've ever seen,
SPRING: I don't think we can
fix this in time.
WINTER: What, and put my
snowflake fairies back to work? Oh, no.
SUMMER: Who's going to paint
our leaves now?
AUTUMN: The apples and pumpkins
will never grow.
SUMMER: No rolling hills
covered in daffodils?
SPRING: And it took months to harvest
all those seeds!
AUTUMN: Animals waking
from hibernation
NARRATOR: (SINGING) Come away
with me now to the sky
NARRATOR: A fairy's work is
much more than,
NARRATOR: "The changing
of the seasons
TINKER BELL: It's all
a big misunderstanding.
QUEEN CLARION: The blue pixie dust
restores the pixie dust tree.
BOBBLE: We figure you could use
a real break.
SMALL TROLL: Well, you're ugly
and stinky.
TERENCE: Now, how are we
gonna fly this thing?
TINKER BELL: Well, with any luck,
my pixie-dust bag
TINKER BELL: Are magnified in relation
to the moonbeam rays.
QUEEN CLARION: Fairies
of Pixie Hollow,
NARRATOR: "The greatest treasures
are not gold
FEMALE NARRATOR: Some people
say that fairies are the stuff of fantasy.
LIZZY: Look at the creek and the woods
and the meadow!
LIZZY: You're not going to
take it to London, are you?
LIZZY: Do all fairies sound the same
when they talk?
ROSETTA: So how far is it from the road
to the house, do you think?
ROSETTA: Vidia, you sure you know
where you're going?
VIDIA: Yes. Tinker Bell
and I walked by here.
BOBBLE: Quite a bit of spirit
in that little tinker, eh?
DR. GRIFFITHS: This is going to be
the discovery of the century!
FAWN: They get their winter coats
to protect them from the cold.
TINKER BELL: Animal Fairy Books,
101 Uses for Pixie Dust,
BOBBLE: Maybe you should
be the test snowflake for a while.
LORD MILORI: He can send it back
to the Warm Side with his next delivery.
PERIWINKLE: Yesterday,
at the border, my wings.
DEWEY: Well, that might be nice,
then, meeting a Warm Fairy.
DEWEY: Speaking of sparkling,
we can conclude
ZARINA: He doesn't really think
we should tamper with pixie dust.
STARBOARD: You've got a right
wee brain, you know that?
PORT: Hey, watch where
you're swinging that thing!
PORT: Come on, you lubber,
get on with it.
JAMES: So, once the golden
dust has been produced...
JAMES: ...the sluice will coat the ship
with the perfect amount,
JAMES: No pirate I know could
have imagined such a scheme.
PORT: Would you watch
where I'm going?
NARRATOR: Look high in the sky
On this Never Land night
NYX: I had my first direct sighting
earlier today.
HEALING FAIRY: She needs to rest,
stay off her wings for a few days.
FAWN: Every fairy should know
the true story about the NeverBeast.
SILVERMIST: I know a hot spring
that's just his size.
KERMIT: Okay, Dominic, I thought
we could start our world tour in London.
DOMINIC: Or how about
the world capital of comedy?
KERMIT: You guys are
gonna love this place.
DOMINIC: Okay,
let's put this to the vote.
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...
MISS POOGY: Throw him
in the compacter!
NADYA: No one believes in family
in the Gulag, frog.
CONSTANTINE: Comrades,
I'm afraid I have bad news.
KERMIT: And now, folks,
the Great Escapo!
KERMIT: The main entrance is
too well-guarded.
CONSTANTINE: Which room
am I supposed to be in?
MISS PIGGY: What is going on
at my wedding?
LEW ZEALAND: You sure look pretty,
Miss Piggy.
GONZO: Kermit, we convinced
ourselves that evil frog was you
ALLIGATOR 1: Where did they go?
Come on!
MELINDA: Rise and shine,
sleeping beauty! Gators are gone.
POUND: Hey, everybody.
Look at your hero now.
LILY: Prince Marleen, dear.
I am positively mortified
PLAYER: Yeah, serve her!
Come on! Rebound!
RAY: ...you going to see a blind nutria.
You say, "Hello." And he say, "What?"
MELINDA: That's right. Big Daddy's
King of the anniversary parade.
BANG: Come on, show me something.
Come on, show me something.
NAWT: Watch it, coming your way.
Watch out, watch out.
BUPKUS: Yeah, man,
we got it going on. One more half.
GONZO: Yeah, right.
That's gonna help us.
SULLEY: All right, all right.
That's very cute,
TERRI: Five, six, seven, eight!
(SCATTING)
SQUISHY: This is crazy.
We're going to get arrested!
SULLEY: Look!
It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
ART: Oh, yeah!
Let's break in somewhere else!
MIKE: Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa,
you're looking good.
CHET: Way to go, Sulley!
Welcome back, broham!
CHUG: Hello, Lincoln!
(HONKS HORN) Hey, Dusty!
DOTTIE: Don't do anything crazy.
Fly safe.
DUSTY: I'm right here.
I'll fly right alongside you.
COLIN: That's right, Brent.
This is how it works, folks.
BULLDOG: Mayday! Mayday! Mayday!
I'm blinded. I can't see.
PA ANNOUNCER: Achtung! We have
a mayday! Clear the runway!
BRENT: That's right. This guy
was built to dust crops,
CHUG: I can't believe it.
The mighty Himalayas.
SKIPPER: Bad idea. The Wrenches
flew through terrain like that
SPARKY: I'll bring the salsa!
Whoo-hoo!
ROCHELLE: Oh, my little monster.
Come here.
DUSTY: What? Wait, no, wait!
Wait a second!
BRENT: We are live from Mexico.
And here they come.
CHUG: You gotta hand it to him.
He never gives up.
CHUG: New York City.
Finish line, here we come!
SKIPPER: They're on your six, kid.
You gotta lose them.
ROSETTA: Get along.
Get along, little sproutlings, and dig.
BOBBLE: Must be.
He always comes when we yell it.
CLANK: Sprinting thistles!
Bobble! Bobble!
SILVERMIST: Bob and weave!
Bob and weave!
TINKER BELL: Come on, you!
Oh, come on!
TINKER BELL: Sorry. Sorry.
Excuse me. So sorry.
MRS. DARLING: Yes, Wendy.
What is it, darling?
TERENCE: Knickity-knickity-knock!
Knickity-knock!
TERENCE: (SOFTLY) Knock-knock!
Who's there?
IRIDESSA: That's it, Cheese.
Keep them coming.
BOBBLE: Keep her level!
Keep her level!
MALE FAIRY: Cicadas, one at a time.
You, you and you. You, too.
LIZZY: Father, Father, Father! Can we
bring our tea and scones outside
BOBBLE: This one goes there.
That one goes there. Right?
CLANK: Come on. Come on.
Let's get going.
BOBBLE: There you go.
Now you're talking!
VIDIA: Not that far, really.
The only question is, how flooded is it?
IRIDESSA: Did you feel that?
We're moving faster.
LIZZY: "My, what a splendid tea service.
I am really quite impressed."
BOBBLE: Building. It's a house.
That's it! Clanky! We've got it!
LIZZY: It doesn't matter what I say.
He never believes me.
LIZZY: Why, certainly, Miss Bell.
A nice, fresh cup.
DR. GRIFFITHS: So, where were we?
Ah, yes.
IRIDESSA: Hurry, girls.
What if we're too late?
IRIDESSA: She's right over here.
Room two.
FAIRY MARY: Hurry, now, hurry!
Let's finish up. Stand by with the pulley.
SLED: It must have come from
the Warm Side. In one of the baskets.
PERIWINKLE: The most amazing thing
happened. You'll never believe it.
DEWEY: Slow down.
I can only listen so fast.
TINKER BELL: The freeze.
It's moving so fast.
FAWN: Hang tight, Gruff!
We're getting you out of here!
ANIMAL: World tour! World tour!
Come on, froggy!
WALTER: Isn't that exciting.
I can't believe it.
DOMINIC: He's got a cold.
That's why his voice
DOMINIC: What do you think I'm doing?
I'm smashing.
DOMINIC: The last one.
It better be in here.
CONSTANTINE: Yes!
You deserve it, comrades!
SAM THE EAGLE: Come on.
Let's go over the files again.
JEAN PIERRE: Okay.
What about this comedian bear?
SAM THE EAGLE: The Lemur.
He, too, was here.
LINK HOGTHROB: Let's see.
Where am I seated?
CONSTANTINE: No, no, no.
Do not listen to him!
KERMIT: That's ridiculous!
I am Kermit the Frog!
CONSTANTINE: No, I am Kermit the Frog!
Hi-lo, Kermit the Frog, here.
KERMIT: Okay, guys, this is it.
The Gulag Finale!
-JODI: Hi, Melinda.
-Hey, hey.
-TATOOEY: Chicken.
-Chicken and what?
-BUPKUS: Why?
-Just a sec.
-ROBERT: Kermit!
-(GASPS)
-BUFORD: Order up!
-Maybe next time.
-ROBERT: Kermit!
-(GASPS) Oh!
-ORCHID: Something for you to shoot at.
-Hit it good.
-ORCHID: That's his ball too.
-Yeah, yeah, it's my ball. Sorry.
-MELINDA: Just take the picture.
-Okay.
-RAY: Just a little more!
-With some Bananas Foster
-LEW ZEALAND: Come on.
-Come on.
-MELINDA: Daddy!
-Hey, baby cakes!
-MELINDA: Wait!
-Melinda?
-MARLEEN: Louis, what is it?
-Shadow Man had laid poor Ray low.
-GONZO: Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
-You all right, Tulip?
-GONZO: Secret stuff?
-You wouldn't hold out on us, would you?
-BUPKUS: She's a baseball player.
-Yeah, boss, a baseball player.
-MISS PIGGY: I'm open, I'm open.
-Piggy, Piggy, heads up.
-PLAYER: I could have had a...
-Clear!
-BLANKO: Fair is fair.
-There you go. Touch it.
-SHAWN: I don't know.
-Been getting your butt kicked?
-MUGGSY: Who's that?
-It's Princess Melinda.
-KNIGHT: Outstanding!
-(SIGHS)
-SQUISHY: Mike?
-(GASPS)
-SECURITY GUARD: Hey!
-(GASPS)
-MIKE: Come on!
-(SULLEY CONTINUES ROARING)
-MALE TEENAGER 2: Whatever.
-(ROARS)
-DON: Do you mind?
-Don't move!
-RANGER 3: Check the lake!
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 4: I heard something here!
-(GASPS)
-CHUG: The kids!
-(GASPS)
-CHUG: Dusterino!
-He's ready.
-DOTTIE: It's Dusty!
-Whoo!
-EL CHUPACABRA: Please! No!
-(KISSING)
-BRAVO: Identify yourself.
-I'm Dusty Crophopper.
-OFFICIAL: Ya!
-(BOTH KISSING)
-BOBBLE: When preparing for spring.
-We do all this and more!
-QUEEN CLARION: Tinker Bell, I…
-Here, allow me to demonstrate.
-CLANK: All right, then.
-No, no, no! Wait, wait, Clank!
-FAIRY 1: What's happening?
-Quick, hide!
-VIDIA: Hide the squirrels!
-What is your problem, Vidia?
-CLANK: Yes, it is.
-No, it isn't.
-CLANK: Hello, Tink!
-Clank! Bobble!
-TALL TROLL: Stinky breath.
-Googly eyes.
-VIDIA: Tink!
-I wonder what this part does.
-CLANK: More mushroom caps, please!
-Here we go.
-CLANK: Right, more reeds over here.
-This thing had better work.
-CLANK: Almost. Just a little more.
-Here, let me.
-IRIDESSA: Sorry.
-Oh! Careful.
-FAWN: Sorry.
-That's the nose. Careful.
-ROSETTA: Whoops! Sorry.
-Can't see!
-BOBBLE: Fawn?
-Fly!
-BOBBLE: Clank!
-I'm okay.
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Exactly!
-Tinker Bell!
-LIZZY: Father!
-What in the world?
-SILVERMIST: Thank you.
-Mmm-hmm.
-BOBBLE: Okay, Clanky.
-Right!
-SLED: You ready for the drop-off?
-(OWL SQUAWKS)
-PERIWINKLE: Keeper. Keeper!
-Yes, what...
-ROSETTA: There she is!
-She's so wintery.
-CLANK: Ask them to wait!
(LAUGHING)
-ROSETTA: Oh, my!
-(PIRATES LAUGHING)
-JAMES: Magnificent!
-Quite right.
-SILVERMIST: Wake up.
-(GROANS)
-ROSETTA: Fawn!
-(GASPS)
-SILVERMIST: Right.
-No, left.
-VIDIA: You said it, Ro.
-(ALL GIGGLING)
-TINKER BELL: We know.
-Oh, honey, you are doing great!
-SPARROWMAN: Help us!
-(GRUNTING)
-FAIRY 1: Easy, easy. A little more.
-(GROWLING)
-MAN: And cut!
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
-MISS PIGGY: We got it.
-We got it, yup.
-KERMIT: Piggy, wait! I'm sorry!
-(FOO FOO BARKING)
-KERMIT: Uh...
-Wait!
-CONSTANTINE: Come here, frog!
-(EXCLAIMS)
-DOMINIC: Thank you.
-Au revoir, Muppets.
-Don't bring me here anymore, all right?
-ROBERT: Are you listening?
-Okay, we need something.
-NAWT: My bad.
-Something wacky.
-NAWT: Wacky.
-Bring them here.
-BLANKO: Sir. Just noticing, sir.
-We're taking you for a ride! Ha, ha.
-NAWT: Move it, mister.
-How was your game?
-MIKE: I don't want to talk.
-Top stunt coming through.
-LEW ZEALAND: Hey!
-Oh, yeah? Who says?
-NAWT: Says who?
-It could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
-PLAYER: Yeah, could be.
-Good shot, Daisy.
-TULIP: That's nice.
-Really nice shot, Mrs. Daisy.
-DAISY: Daisy, please.
-Close to the pin?
-ORCHID: Close to the pin? For dinner?
-in 3D land?
-MELINDA: Yeah.
-Aw! That's so sweet.
-MARLEEN: Yeah, so sweet.
-Little ridiculous.
-MELINDA: Are you mincing?
-The Weirdos.
-KERMIT: Please.
-Bad old ogre.
-POUND: I'll take that, thank you.
-Now that was one hard working man.
-MAN: See you next time, Star.
-I know we're down.
-GONZO: Yeah. Let's hear the story.
-Uh, I'd like some of that.
-MISS PIGGY: Could I have a sip, please?
-Kick it to the girl pig down in the post.
-MISS PIGGY: Yeah?
-Wait. What are you doing? Wait.
-POUND: Come here.
-I can handle that rock again.
-LARRY: That's the old Muggs I know.
-Yeah!
-MRS. GRAVES: Yes.
-Fourth place, PNKs!
-MIKE: No.
-(ALL GRUNTING)
-ART: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
-(CROWD CHEERING)
-MONSTER: Go Oozmas!
-They're calling it an alien.
-GIRL: It was!
-(GASPS)
-RANGER 5: This way!
-The orphanage!
-CHUG: No.
-(PLANES LAUGHING)
-PLANE 1: Who's that guy?
-You're going to try out?
-PLANE 2: A crop duster?
-and dive toward the finish line.
-DUSTY: Uh, okay.
-You've earned it.
-CHUG: It fits you.
-It fits you, Dusty. (SNIFFLES)
-SKIPPER: Now, listen.
-Yeah.
-SKIPPER: How you feeling?
-Roger that.
-EL CHUPACABRA: Hola, corazn.
-There it is. Here we go.
-BRAVO: Throttle on back.
-Skipper? Whoa!
-SKIPPER: Dusty, pull up!
-It's mine?
-CLANK: Sure is.
-Yeah, yeah. Sure I can.
-BOBBLE: Well, I…
-Lost things.
-BOBBLE: Aye.
-because just as fairies…
-TINKER BELL: Queen Clarion!
-Nice day for flying.
-FLOWER FAIRY 1: Sure is.
-Preparing for spring.
-CLANK: We do all this and more.
-No.
-SPRING: Oh, no.
-Oh, yeah!
-BOBBLE: It's not fuzzy.
-Is it okay if I take this?
-FAIRY GARY: Sure.
-Finally.
-TERENCE: Hey, Tink! I'm back!
-I am so sorry.
-TERENCE: I forgive you.
-Did you have a nice flight?
-BOBBLE: Incoming!
-It would be just like a little picnic.
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
-We'll get to Tink in no time.
-ROSETTA: I'm with you, Sil.
-What?
-SILVERMIST: What did he say?
-That's my ear.
-SILVERMIST: Sorry.
-That's it. A bridge!
-CLANK: Guys? Guys?
-A bridge made out of what?
-CLANK: Guys!
-Lift your arms and kick your feet!
-DR. GRIFFITHS: Careful!
-Room two.
-ROSETTA: Oh, my.
-There she is.
-IRIDESSA: Tink!
-(HORN BLOWS)
-FAIRY MARY: Places, everyone!
-Wow.
-LORD MILORI: Hello.
-Yes. (CHUCKLES)
-CLANK: Sorry!
-Wow.
-ZARINA: Purple pixie dust.
-(ALL GASPING)
-MALE FAIRY: Whoa! Look out!
-Ms. Bell?
-TINKER BELL: Help, we're stuck.
-(GASPS)
-PORT: Potato...
-Here!
-PORT: She's getting away!
-(GRUNTING)
-ROSETTA: Fawn!
-Bright!
-IRIDESSA: Fawn, I can't see!
-What did you do?
-IRIDESSA: I don't know.
-(COUGHING)
-SILVERMIST: Guys, are you...
-Oh! (GRUNTS)
-VIDIA: Go!
-Let go anchor!
-JAMES: Let go anchor!
-Get out all lines!
-JAMES: Get out all lines!
-understand a single jingle.
-VIDIA: Oh, no!
-(WHISTLES)
-OPPENHEIMER: Got them!
-(ALL GASPING)
-TINKER BELL: Zarina!
-Ah!
-JAMES: Oh!
-Yes, she did it!
-YANG: It worked! (LAUGHS)
-Whoa, whoa, whoa.
-STARBOARD: Look at him go.
-ALL Oh!
-YANG: You know, he's right.
-(ALL GASP)
-VIDIA: Fly!
-(LAUGHING)
-BONITO: We're flying!
-(GASPS)
-FAIRY GARY: Zarina!
-(SNIFFING)
-FAIRY: Come on.
-I will understand you
-FAWN: Hello?
-Oh.
-MISS PIGGY: Or...
-Okay?
-ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
-Well, he seems like a nice guy.
-ROWLF: Yeah.
-(MUPPETS CHEERING)
-ANIMAL: Germany!
-(ALL GASP)
-GONZO: What?
-(WHIMPERS)
-WOMAN: Corrine, come here!
-How dare you?
-MISS POOGY: He's not Constantine!
-(STATUES SMASHING)
-DOMINIC: Where is it?
-Bad frog!
-FOZZIE: Animal!
-(ALL GASP)
-LEW ZEALAND: Wait.
-in a timely fashion.
-GONZO: Wait.
-Not a laser web.
-BABY: Ooh, pretty.
-(ALL CHEERING)
-DR. TEETH: That's our frog!
-Sam.
-CONSTANTINE: Shut up.
-TULIP: Sorry it took so long.
-MELINDA: Don't worry.
-TULIP: What, here?
-MELINDA: Yes.
-ROSIE: Hey.
-MELINDA: Hey.
-BANG: Where?
-BLANKO: Whoa. Now what?
-NAWT: Hey, hey!
-POUND: What?
-NAWT: She's looking again.
-BANG: Close it up.
-NAWT: Okay, go get him.
-POUND: Yeah.
-BUPKUS: Whoa!
-NAWT: Ah!
-DAISY: Sounds good.
-ORCHID: I'll go close to the pin.
-FOZZIE: Ha. Not a cent.
-KERMIT: Hmm. Me neither.
-SCOOTER: Going up.
-POUND: You're mine, fool.
-BUPKUS: Hey.
-BLANKO: Bring it on, dude.
-SHAWN: I got it.
-MUGGSY: You got it. Yeah, baby.
-IRIDESSA: This way!
-ROSETTA: Come on, girls. Hurry.
-SILVERMIST: Amazing!
-FAWN: It's fantastic!
PLAYER 1: Good job, Melinda.
PLAYER 2: Good hustle.
TULIP: That exit wasn't clearly marked.
MELINDA: Hold up, right here.
MARLEEN: Look out! Out of the way!
MELINDA: Oh, no!
MELINDA: I can't see a thing!
MARLEEN: Neither can I!
ALLIGATOR 2: Where'd they go?
ALLIGATOR 3: I saw him first!
DAISY: Don't say it.
TULIP: Never seen one of these before.
MARLEEN: No, no...
MELINDA: Don't...
KERMIT: Whoa.
FOZZIE: What?
MISS PIGGY: Oh!
POUND: Belly flop.
MISS PIGGY: I'll take some.
SCOOTER: Yeah, can I have some, too?
SHAWN: Look at Muggsy handle the rock.
LARRY: Handle it, baby.
ALL: Wow!
MIKE: Excuse me. Fellas.
MONSTER 1: Where did he go?
MONSTER 2: He's dead meat.
CHUG: Whoa! Oh.
DUSTY: Not good.
DUSTY: Whoa!
CHUG: Oh, that's cool.
BRENT: What a move.
COLIN: Incredible.
DOTTIE: Dusty!
EL CHUPACABRA: Mi amigo!
JIGSAW THREE: Let's do it, Skipper.
JIGSAW FOUR: Yeah, come on!
FAIRY 1: Hello.
FAIRY 2: Hello.
CLANK: Excuse us!
BOBBLE: Coming through!
FAWN: Don't get your wings in a bunch.
ROSETTA: Don't be like that.
FAWN: You, too! Fly with you later!
ROSETTA: Fly with you later!
ROSETTA: Tinker Bell?
FAWN: Tinker Bell?
FAIRY 1: What?
FAIRY 2: You all right?
FAWN: You fixed it!
SILVERMIST: Wow!
IRIDESSA: Beautiful!
ROSETTA: Amazing!
IRIDESSA: I knew you'd get to go!
FAWN: Oh, Tink!
TALL TROLL: Fuzz face.
SMALL TROLL: Thimble head.
LIZZY: Father, look!
DR. GRIFFITHS: Not just now, Lizzy.
DR. GRIFFITHS: The butterfly. It's gone!
LIZZY: What?
CLANK: What've we got?
BOBBLE: House! Get off.
CLANK: I'm sorry.
BOBBLE: I can't feel my legs.
DR. GRIFFITHS: Lizzy?
LIZZY: Coming, Father!
IRIDESSA: Garden Fairy!
ROSETTA: Oh.
BONITO: Nice boom!
PORT: Oh, yes! Nice!
STARBOARD: Come on, get moving.
PORT: Are you talking to me?
STARBOARD: Yes, tiny!
PORT: A tiny plank!
TINKER BELL: Good luck!
SILVERMIST: Be brave!
TINKER BELL: Back home.
ROSETTA: Come on, Gruff.
SPARROWMAN 1: Get inside!
FAIRY 1: Scribble, get inside!
FAIRY 2: Fly away!
SPARROWMAN 1: Get out of here!
IRIDESSA: Oh, no!
SILVERMIST: Fawn.
TINKER BELL: Fawn, wake up!
VIDIA: Is she okay?
IRIDESSA: Hey, Gruff.
SILVERMIST: Hi, Gruffy.
WALTER: What?
ANIMAL: Uh-oh.
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