Give a Day. Get a Disney Day. Theatrical Trailer

[“When You Wish Upon a Star” theme plays]

[From Walt Disney Pictures]

[And Jim Henson Productions]

[Drumroll]

Kermit: [on loudspeaker] Okay volunteers, is everybody ready?

Volunteers: Yeah!

Robert: Then let’s do this!

[“The Muppet Show Theme” plays]

Announcer: Prepare yourself…for a Disney adventure with the Muppets.

[Animal beats on paint cans like a drum set, spreading paint everywhere]

Animal: Sorry!

[A Walt Disney Pictures Logo]

[A Jim Henson Productions Logo]

[“Preparing for the Trip” plays, Kentucky banjo plays]

Announcer: It’s Give a Day. Get a Disney Day. And we’ve never seen it before.

Sweetums: Do-de-do [sawing, wood breaks and he falls and hits the ground]

Kermit: Oh, that’s going to leave a mark.

Kermit: [Singing] We’re preparing for the trip on the airplane

Gonzo: [Singing] We’re preparing for the trip on the van

Bunsen: Electrical check! [Pushes a switch, zaps Beaker]

Beaker: Aaah! [Falls to the ground]

Robert: The free ticket to Disney doesn’t hear either.

[Wooden wall topples]

Kermit: Oh, no! NO!

[Wooden wall smashes to the ground, spreading dirt dust at everyone]

[“Baba O’Reilly” plays]

Announcer: From the creators of The Muppet Christmas Carol and Muppet Treasure Island!

Gonzo: Those hunters who come to take them away.

[Mickey shot the net at the frog]

Kermit: Oh, you’ll see! As soon as we land, you’ll be begging to go home.

[The baggage handler threw Fozzie out of the cargo plane]

Fozzie: WOCKA, WOCKA, WOCKKAA!!!

Kermit: What’s happening?!

[Baggage handlers threw Kermit and his other friends out of the cargo plane]

Melinda: I need your help. But I haven’t seen you in the long time.

Tulip: The bottle that will make great strong powers for your body is called The Magical Potion.

[Bobo’s fur pops out]

Lily: [Gasps]

[“A great World” plays, Celtic violin and flute plays]

Announcer: From the music that brought you Disney’s Chicken Little and Tinker Bell

Melinda: [Singing] There’s a great world in the park, and there’s a dreamland in the place

Melinda: Where do the pipes get it?

Kermit: Uh, I don’t know. From…wherever the pipes get it.

Melinda: Oh. It is magical.

[“Using Magic” plays, choir singing]

Announcer: On February 12…

Scooter: Hey, chief. I bang some luggage. Wanna help Beauregard pack things up for the trip

Crazy Harry: Did somebody say, “Bang”? [Pushes a TNT lever down]

[KABOOM! The luggage explodes. Everyone screams]

Announcer: It’s a classic adventure…

Tulip: [Singing] It’s good at using magic

Announcer: For our friends and family…

Lily: I heard you’re going to have a Disney parade wedding.

Announcer: When you wish upon a star.

Melinda: To all who come to this happy place: Welcome. Disneyland is your land.

Tulip: [Singing] Come on, everybody

Rowlf: Check it out! [He starts dancing and rapping] Bark-bark-bark-bark-bark-bark a dog! Bark-bar-bark-bar-bark a dog! Take it, take it to the flow! Show it, show it how it row! Woof it! Woof it! Woof it low! Woof it, w-woof it low!

Dr. Teeth: Absotively posilutely.

Announcer: Walt Disney Pictures Presents. A Jim Henson Productions…Give a Day. Get a Disney Day.

Mary: Pepe, you know I’m not a real doctor I just play the one on TV.

Fozzie: [with defibrillators] Hey guys. Look, thingies! [Powers up] Clear!

Mary: Oh, Fozzie I wouldn’t—

Pepe: [zapped and shocked] AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! [Falls to the ground]

Fozzie: Oh, boy.

Mary: Can I get a doctor? A real one!

[A February 12, 2010 logo]