(On a night sky background, we see a star, a la Pinocchio. Then, some clouds appear, a la Mary Poppins, and a pirate ship, a la Peter Pan. We then see the castle, done in CGI, while different fireworks are appearing. A circular line is drawn over the castle (in the same vein as the previous logo), then the castle enters many dots from the bottom of the screen to reveal "DiSNEY", in the post-1979 Disney script logo font, albeit slightly revised. The circular line is nearly staying visible on the logo)
(On a white background, silver letter "A" walks to the left, and other letters of the company name fall behind as it passes. When "V" falls, "A" attempts to continue walking, but "V" squeaks, making an attention of "A", which jumps to its usual position. The whole word in 3D is seen. The hatch opens below the name and purple "SOFTWARE" is pulled up from it. The "AVALANCHE" word is pushed above by it, and the shadow is seen below)
(On a black background, we see a blue shield, made in glowing 3D, with "DiSNEY" in a silver blue corporate font in it, and below it is "INTERACTIVE STUDIOS" in blue. Obviously, this logo is a parody of the Blue Sky Studios logo. The logo shines. Copyright info is shown below, or sometimes not at all. Also, the logo varies)
(Same as the opening of the 2008 film)
LYRIA: Have you ever wondered how nature gets its glow? Who gives it light and color as the seasons come and go? Who helps all creatures, great and small, to walk, to swim, to fly? Who crafts such tiny details? You might see them if you try. For it's all the work of fairies, but they stay well out of sight.
(TITLE CARD: DISNEY FAIRIES' VIRTUAL FLIGHT)
(MAIN MENU. The contents show: Start Adventure, Clips, and More Flights. We hear the characters spoke for voiceovers)
(Attempt #1)
QUEEN CLARION: Welcome to Disney Fairies' Virtual Flight!
MINISTER OF AUTUMN: Queen Clarion, uh you mean safaris all around Pixie Hollow, don't you?
Queen Clarion: Okay, safaris! Sorry, I forget my z! You got your voted adventure!
MINISTER OF SUMMER: It's a little wild!
MINISTER OF SPRING: Hey join jeep safari!
MINISTER OF WINTER: Prepare to meet your doom!
Queen Clarion: It's nay on the ohm day! (NERVOUS LAUGHING)
Minister of Spring: So, what's it gonna be? Spring...
Minister of Summer: Or summer...
Minister of Autumn: Or autumn...
Minister of Winter: Or winter?
Minister of Spring: Blossom or sun or leaves or...(SCREAMS) Snow!
Minister of Summer: You pick!
Queen Clarion: Okay ministers, Tinker Bell's got us a flight gear and I can rezone, let's go!
(Attempt #2)
MINISTER OF AUTUMN: Hmm. You don't think it's a fairy out there, do you? It's hard to press buttons with who's, you know?
QUEEN CLARION: It's not a fairy, it's a people and people have thumbs and fingers and toes too! Plenty of our tickulated digits to which to push buttons! Go ahead, show them!
(Attempt #3)
MINISTER OF SPRING: Get your and hot safari, get it right here and ready to roll!
MINISTER OF SUMMER: Come on, give it a row! You got your four, count them, four tours! What value?
MINISTER OF WINTER: Winter, spring, summer, or autumn? Your choice!
(CLIP MENU. The contents in the Tinker Bell movie clips show: Tinker Bell and the Thistles, Have You Seen Tinker Bell?, Tinker Bell's Inventions, Fixing Spring, Tinker Bell Catches Sunlight, Tinker Bell Fixes a Music Box, Let's Go to the Mainland, Bobble Introduces Himself, Tink Gets Her Wings, and Tinker Bell and Terence)
(The contents in the Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure movie clips show: Hall of Scepters, Leaving Pixie Hollow, Meet Blaze, No Extra Pixie Dust, Grimsley and Leech Argue, Moonstone, Grimsley and Leech First Meet Tink, Pixie Dust Express, Clank's Invention, and Fairy Lore Story)
(The contents in the Tinker Bell and the Great Fairy Rescue movie clips show: Tink Discovers a Human Invention, Rescuing Vidia, Tink Gets Trapped, Waterfall, Fairy Camp, Muddy River, Fairy Journal, Lizzy's Bedtime Story, and Flying to London)
(And the contents in the Secret of the Wings movie clips show: Send Them Back, Broken Wing, Triage, Winter Coats, Sisters, and Operation Periwinkle. We hear the characters spoke for voiceovers)
(Attempt #1)
TINKER BELL: Well, after that virtual ride I–I thought I was virtually turned inside out!
VIDIA: Oh, let's go on that ride again!
Tinker Bell: No, no I can't take it! Forget it! Absolutely not!
TERENCE: Tink! Come on! We get a lot of work to do today at the dust depot!
Tinker Bell: Oh, don't just stand there, Vidia, pass the remote; let's ride it, cowboy!
(Attempt #2)
TERENCE: Are you two gonna play that conferring game again? We got work to do at the dust depot!
TINKER BELL: Uh, is that Terence, is not a multiple choice question!
Terence: Well, if you don't get that dust all settled, we'll have 50% chance of becoming troll chow!
VIDIA: Don't worry, we can always call our friends for help!
(Attempt #3)
FAIRY GARY: Okay girls, you finish the sweeping, mop the floors, and take out the trash, then we can all play the game!
TINKER BELL: Oy, I'm exhausted thinking all of this work! Can we just reenergize by playing the game first?
Fairy Gary: Oh, all right!
Tinker Bell: I would prefer that! Would that do it again?
(Attempt #4)
TINKER BELL: Hey, hey Vidia! Let's go on that virtual flight!
VIDIA: You mean, this is where you trip and fall into the fire pit and everybody laughs at you?
Tinker Bell: No, no, no.
Vidia: Oh, I mean, when on the ride, you trip and fall into the fire pit and everybody laughs at you?
Tinker Bell: All right!
(NIGHTTIME FLIGHT JEEP TOUR. We hear the characters spoke for voiceovers)
(Part 1)
TINKER BELL: Welcome to the nighttime flight jeep tour! We're going in style this time, folks! Real luxury! Watch this!
(LCD pops up)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): GPS
(Switches to "Born of Laughter")
Tinker Bell (CONT.): DVD
(A piece of bacon comes onscreen)
VIDIA: Emergency Bacon!
Tinker Bell (correcting Vidia): It's not bacon! It's "Beacon"! Emergency Beacon!
Vidia: Sorry!
(LCD flips down)
Tinker Bell: All right, girls! Cameras ready? Let's do it!
(Car drives)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Notice the exotic pixie fantasy life.
(A thistle sign comes up)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Ooh, look, a thistle crossing! Stop the jeep!
(LCD comes up)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): That red dot's us, right?
SILIVERMIST: I think so. Hmm, I wonder what that sound is?
(Thundering footsteps come from your DD receiver's L and Subwoofer Channels, a sprinting thistle appears)
ALL: SPRINTING THISTLE!
(The thistle bumps the jeep; the DVD player skips to parts of "Tinker Bell" movie)
DVD ("The Hawk"): This is my hiding spot!
(Thistle bumps again)
DVD ("The Mainland Awaits"): Fairies to the south!
(Thistle bumps again)
DVD ("Still Trying"): Look out!
Tinker Bell: He's gonna skewer us! Go! Go! Give it some gas! (SCREAMING)
(Car drives very fast, you hear the thistle on your SL speaker, and you end up on Restaurant Road)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Vidia! I'm okay! Are you okay? How do you feel?
IRIDESSA: Uh, actually, I feel a little hungry.
Tinker Bell: Hey! You're in luck! Restaurant Road! Which one do you want to pick? Your choice! As long as they've got food, Vidia and I will be right at home!
ROSETTA: Left looks good, no, right, no, left, I'm hungry, and I just can't decide!
Tinker Bell: Jeez! Now I'm getting hungry! Let's go!
(If you chose left, this is what you get:)
SILVERMIST: Ooh! They've got all my favorites, Tink!
GARBLE ON SPEAKERPHONE: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
TINKER BELL: Aaa, Hmm, I'll have the Double Double Pumpkin Burger, Side of Boysenberries. Ooh! Wait! Can I super size that to Raspberries? Ooh! And some nachos with extra sunflower seeds!
VIDIA: I'll have the muffin combo on a leaf; hold the acorn butter, and the lemon tart on a stick. The giant one! Not the lesser of the two lemon tarts! (Laughing) Ooh! And I also want a lice cream cone!
Tinker Bell: Make that 2!
GARBLE ON SPEAKERPHONE: we aaaaav abrov carenm snovez
IRIDESSA: What?
Tinker Bell: He said (Muffled: MMMMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMMMMMMMMMOOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOMOOMMMMMMMMOMOMOMMM)
ROSETTA: Uh, maybe he means go to the drive up window.
(A plate with everything they ordered comes up)
Tinker Bell: (munching) Great find! We have to come back here.
FAWN: (munching) Delicious! Mind if I try one of your sunflower seeds?
Tinker Bell: (munching) No problem!
(Fawn burps, they continue to munch)
Vidia: Yummy! Delicious!
(Tinker Bell smacks his lips)
(The car comes onto a field)
(If you chose right, this is what you get:)
VIDIA: Yum! Yum! Yum! I love fast food!
TINKER BELL: Ooh! This looks good!
(Images of Tinker Bell, Vidia, and her friends are painted on the leaf with an Evil smiley and specials such as:)
IRIDESSA: Fairy wing on a cob! Fairy body parts! WEEEEEEEOOOOOOO!
Tinker Bell: Skin Pot Pie! (SCREAMS) It's us on the menu!
TROLL 1: (ON SPEAKERPHONE) Welcome! How would you like to try our fairy special?
Tinker Bell: Vidia! Get us out of here!
TROLL 1: (LAUGHING) It's dinnertime!
(Car drives out of the road fast and onto a field)
(Part 2)
(Silence for 5 seconds)
(LCD pops up)
TINKER BELL: Human technology! You got to love it!
(Rumbling coming from the Subwoofer Channel)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): What's that?
VIDIA: Uh, I think it's my stomach.
Tinker Bell: Are you sure? It's awful loud even for you!
(Rumbling continues; you face back to see sprinting thistles!)
ALL: STAMPEDE!
(Thundering footsteps on every channel)
ROSETTA: Down! Down! Down!
(Sprinting thistles run away, you find yourself near Troll Bridge!)
Tinker Bell: That was close! That was really really close!
Rosetta: (factual) Tinker Bell, Did you know the thistle is also called the "Ganew"?
Tinker Bell: Oh, "Gethank you" for the very good tidbit! We just almost got squiched here! You there! All safe and out of danger, what do you think? Which way? Tunnel or around the mountain?
(If you chose left, you'll get this:)
VIDIA: The Troll Bridge!
(The trolls appear)
TROLL 2: Well! Looke here! Dinner and a side dish!
(Actual troll sounds appear in the rear speakers)
SILVERMIST: Uh oh! Trolls!
TINKER BELL: Let's get out of there!
IRIDESSA: Where?
Tinker Bell: Anywhere!
(You go down the tunnel into a cave, Tink and the other friends make some noise, and you end up in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
(If you chose right, you'll get this:)
(You drive into the cave, the car stalls)
TINKER BELL: Oh no! It's really dark in here! Come on! Start! Start!
IRIDESSA: This is so scary! At least I have my blankie! (Kissing)! My blankie always makes me feel better!
Tinker Bell: That's my dress!
Iridessa: Oops! Sorry! Oooh! Look! There are some fireflies!
Tinker Bell: That's weird, they're in pairs!
(Tinker Bell turns on his flashlight; bats come flying in your face!)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): (SHRIEKS)
ALL: BATS!
Tinker Bell: EEEW! EEEW! Don't let them get in my skin!
(Car finally starts up! you arrive in the chamber of mini-volcano vents)
(Part 3)
TROLL 3: Oh! Isn't that just too bad! Your road seems to have come to an end!
TINKER BELL: Oh no! What do we do? Forward? Backward? Left? Right?
VIDIA: There are no arrows on screen!
Tinker Bell: Oh great! So, Uh, forward it is! Hang on, girls!
(The mini-volcano vents erupt one by one in front of the jeep)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left! Wait! Return! Stop! No! Go! Go! Go! Go! Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)! (SCREAMS)
ROSETTA: I thought you were driving!?
Tinker Bell: I am!
(Trolls sounds from Rear channels)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Ok! It's over! It's over! Oh sure! Now they put up the arrows! Where were they then we needed them!?
Vidia: Maybe they just weren't ready! So what do you think? Should we go up or down?
Tinker Bell: Up! Down! Who cares?! Just help us!!!
TROLL 4: Excuse me! This is a toll road! And today's toll IS YOU!
Tinker Bell: Uh, Vidia! I think we're invited for dinner!
(If you chose left, this is what you get:)
TINKER BELL: Hold on!
(Car drives into a tunnel, rocks fall with the Subwoofer channel extremely intense)
Tinker Bell: Ooh! Oooh! Look out! No! (Gibberish)!
(VIDIA EXCLAIMING)
Tinker Bell: Right! No! No! Left! No! The other Left!
FAWN: Wait! Which way is left again?
(You pass over lava)
Tinker Bell: Ow! Hot! Dress on fire!
TROLL 5: Oooh! HAHA! Can't wait to try some!
SILVERMIST: Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Hey! Oooh! Ouch! Eeee! Watch it! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Ow! Oooh! Oooh! HOHO!
TROLL 6: Hey! Don't be a stranger!
(Car slams into darkness)
FAWN: Sorry!
(If you chose right, this is what you get:)
IRIDESSA: Stay to the right!
TINKER BELL: There is no right!
TROLL 5: Hey! Would ya drop in for dinner? (LAUGHING)
(Car drives dangerously close to the edge of a cliff, another troll laughs, you bump on a ramp, and you drop into a 2000m deep cave.)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(You continue to fall)
Tinker Bell: (SHRIEKS)
(The car crashes in the darkness)
ROSETTA: I think my hair is coming loose! Hey! Maybe I'll have to move to Tuscalossa.
TINKER BELL: Ooooy!
(The Conclusion)
(Back to the beginning of the route)
TINKER BELL: Well, here we are! Thank you for joining us on the tour! Please exit to the right! Make sure you have all your personal belongings! Make sure to come back and see us real soon!
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell, is that all you're going to say after all we've been through?!
Tinker Bell: What? It's just a ride!
ROSETTA: That was a ride?
Tinker Bell: Yeah, what did you think?
FAWN: Oh, Uh, I knew it was a ride, Yep!
Tinker Bell: Want to go on it again? Ooh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the trip you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride: Tinker Bell upside down when thistle bumps into jeep, Vidia and Iridessa behind Troll in drive-up window, Thistle stampede at back of the jeep, Vidia in a ride through the thistle stampede, Tinker Bell and Vidia having a bumpy ride down the Troll bridge, Bats, Best photo: Tinker Bell and her friends)
(Tinker Bell and thistle, Tinker Bell and GPS, Tinker Bell and the thistle stampede, Tinker Bell watching for Trolls, Bats, Tinker Bell and her friends in a reflection through the volcano geysers, Best photo: Tinker Bell and her friends)
(Tinker Bell upside down when thistle bumps into jeep, Vidia in a ride through the thistle stampede, Tinker Bell and the thistle stampede, Tinker Bell and her friends in a reflection through the volcano geysers, Volcano geysers, Tinker Bell and a rock falling in cave, Best photo: Tinker Bell and her friends)
(NIGHTTIME FLIGHT BOAT TOUR. We hear the characters spoke for voiceovers)
(Part 1)
TINKER BELL: Welcome aboard our nighttime flight boat tour! Hello everyone! My name is Tinker Bell! I'll be your skipper today on the Leaky Westbucket! (NERVOUS LAUGHING)
(Boat moves)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Oh well, Wave goodbye to you families, girls! You may never see them again! Of course, if they're like my family, you may prefer that! (LAUGHING) Just kidding, Ma! Anyways, please keep your arms, legs, wings, and dress in the boat at all times! Vidia, got your cameras ready?
VIDIA: All ready, Tinker Bell!
(A yellow firefly comes up)
Tinker Bell: Ooh! A Bobson's firefly! They're very rare!
(Iridessa eats the firefly)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): And now, they're extinct!
IRIDESSA: But delicious! (BURP!)
(Polliwogs come up on the right)
Tinker Bell: Over on your right, I heard of polliwogs! Some of these babies weigh as much as 30 bullfrogs and boy do they look like it!
(Polliwogs opens her mouth)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Except for you Madam.
(Another polliwog opens his mouth)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): They look hungry! Maybe we'd better go around them! Hey guys! Which way? Left or right?
ROSETTA: Yeah! Pick something! And fast! They're looking at me funny!
Tinker Bell: Ro, everyone looks at you funny!
SILVERMIST: Hurry up and decide, would you! They're twitching their ears!
(If you chose left, you'll get this:)
(Rain starts)
TINKER BELL: Now as we move further downriver, Notice the sudden changes in weather! Very characteristic to the area!
SILVERMIST: Aah! Rain! That feels good! Very refreshing!
Tinker Bell (In disgust): (Breaths) I love the smell of wet Sil in the evening! It smells like... YYYOOOOOOOOEEE!
(Thunder crashes in the distance)
Silvermist: (WHINES)
Tinker Bell: Sil... you're not scared of a little thunder, are you?
(Thundering thunderclap with a lightning bolt strikes the boat and Subwoofer is extremely intense)
MOMMY! (SPLASH!)
Silvermist: Uh, skipper, why did you jump out of the boat?
Tinker Bell: I was just showing our passengers that the waters are perfectly safe! Hehe! Yeah, that's it!
(If you chose right, you'll get this:)
(Boat moves to the right, you see the Pixie Dust Tree)
TINKER BELL: OK! Over on your right, a tree! Pee! Big deal! A tree!
VIDIA: Tinker Bell! Isn't that the Pixie Dust Tree? The fairy's home and metaphoric heart and soul of Pixie Hollow?
Tinker Bell: Uh, yeah that's what I meant.
(Part 2)
FAWN: Hey, Tinker Bell, aren't there snakes in this part of the river?
TINKER BELL: Snakes? Snakes don't swim.
Fawn: But they can climb!
(Snake attacks)
(SNAP!)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
Tinker Bell: Quick! Go around it! Go! Go!
IRIDESSA: How do you know it's a him?
Tinker Bell: There's no way I'm getting close enough to find out!
(Boat stops)
OK, pal! What do you think? Left or right?
Fawn: Pick left! Pick left!
Tinker Bell: They can pick whatever they want!
Fawn: Yeah! But pick left!
Tinker Bell: Why?
Fawn: I've got a good feeling about it!
(If you chose left (Fawn's recommendation), you'll get this:)
(CRASH!)
TINKER BELL: Oh! Great choice, Fawn!
FAWN: Sorry!
Tinker Bell: Sorry Shmorry! We're caught on something! Now what are we gonna do?
SILVERMIST: Notice the tranquil harmony of the flowing water as it...
Tinker Bell: ...As it flows right by us because we're jammed, lodged, snagged, as in... Not moving! Sheez! Rock the boat! Run back and forth! Throw your weight around, you know, to shift the boat!
VIDIA: Hmm, OK!
(Vidia stomps the boat and the boat finally touches the water)
(If you chose right, this is what you get:)
VIDIA: Tinker Bell, it's polliwogs again!
TINKER BELL: No worries! Unless they wiggle their ears!
(The polliwogs wiggle their ears!)
SILVERMIST: Uh oh!
(The polliwogs spray water onto the boat)
Tinker Bell: Bleeaah! Oooh! You got the water fairy wet again! Thank you!
(Polliwogs make noise in the distance)
(Part 3)
TINKER BELL: Now where were we? Oh yes! If you all look straight ahead, you can see the nice, calm, quiet...
(Birds make some noise)
(Gibberish)! (Gibberish)! Get out of here!
FAWN: That's...
Lyria: (Hand in your face) Stop! Shh!
(Birds fly off)
Tinker Bell: Show off!
(Engine stalls)
(Part 4)
TINKER BELL: Aah! Finally, a little peace! Completely quiet! Not a sound! Not even the sound of the boat?! Vidia? Are we stalled?
VIDIA: No problem! I got it handled!
(The light turns off; the boat's battery drains)
Tinker Bell: Hurry up! These are alligator infested waters!
ROSETTA: (factual) Don't be silly, Tinker Bell! Alligators live in the humid, mucky swamps of North America. Nope! These tributaries are home to...
(Crocs jump onto the boat)
Cccc... Ccc... Crocodiles! (SHRIEKING)
Tinker Bell: FORWARD!
(Boat races through swerves)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Oy! That was a close one! Oh! I think I'm having chest pains!
Vidia: I'm feeling windy!
Tinker Bell: No! Vidia! Don't!
Vidia: (SNEEZES)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Oy! Tell me that am swamp vapors! OK, girls! Quickly! Left or right? Pick right! It looks well ventilated!
Vidia: Left looks nice too!
(If you chose left, this is what you get:)
TINKER BELL: Well, you may be right, Vidia. This does look nice! Notice the calm, pleasant... Fogbank!
VIDIA: Hmm, I wonder what that sound is?
Tinker Bell: It sounds like... Water! Louder and louder water!
(You see the edge of a waterfall!)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): It's a waterfall! Ooh! Sorry! Skipper knows least!
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SPLASH!)
(If you chose right, this is what you get:)
TINKER BELL: See? Good choice! Your skipper knows best! Now, everyone, if you'll notice. We are...
(Rapid spinning)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Going around in circles. Wait! Vidia! The other way! You! Don't just sit there! Tell Vidia to go the other way! The other way!
VIDIA: I can't! It's a "Whirlly Whirlly"!
Tinker Bell: (SCREAMING) A whirlpool!
Vidia: Getting dizzy!
Tinker Bell: (SHRIEKING) (Underwater) I can't breathe!
(The Conclusion)
(Back at the route beginning of the route)
TINKER BELL: Well, everyone thanks for joining us! Please exit to the right! Did you enjoy yourselves?
VIDIA: Well, if I were skipper, I'd make some different choices next time!
Tinker Bell: Whew! OK, everyone, get your thumbs ready to choose your next ride! Ooh, wait: let's look at our pictures from the tour!
(Depending on the route you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride: Tinker Bell in a dark stream, Tinker Bell and the Pixie Dust Tree in a distance, Snake, Tinker Bell and the polliwog, Tinker Bell jumping out of the boat and lightning, Lyria, Tinker Bell and her friends getting dizzy in the whirlpool, Best photo: Tinker Bell and her friends)
(Vidia, Silvermist, and Rosetta in the beginning of the route, Vidia and the arrows, Tinker Bell and the snake, Snake attacking, Silvermist getting sprayed by polliwogs, Birds attacking Tinker Bell and Fawn, Rosetta and the crocodile, Best photo: Tinker Bell and her friends)
(Vidia and the arrows, Tinker Bell and the Pixie Dust Tree in a distance, Snake attacking, Tinker Bell jumping out of the boat and lightning, Birds attacking Tinker Bell and Fawn, Crocodile, Rosetta and the crocodile, Best photo: Tinker Bell and her friends)
(TINKER BELL'S PIXIE HOLLOW ADVENTURE. We hear the characters spoke for voiceovers)
(Introduction)
VIDIA: Oooh! Our new ride is finally finished! Come on! Let's go in!
(Part 1)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TO THE FAIRIES THEY DRAW NEAR" PLAYING)
TINKER BELL: Welcome to Tinker Bell's Pixie Hollow Adventure!
VIDIA: Yeah! And you're the very first riders!
CLANK: Oh, this is so exciting! Miss Bell, I am so proud! I can't wait to see what you've made!
(Tinker Bell and her fairies board the bunny car)
BOBBLE: I've got a bad feeling about this!
Tinker Bell: Oh, thanks, Bobble! Always nice to have that friend support, so warm, so friendly, so–
(The bunny car slam into a painted door!)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Squashed!
(Camera zooms out to a crane camera)
BOBBLE: Why are you making a ride when the real thing's right there!
TINKER BELL: You know your problem, Bobble? You've got no vision (Spiritually)!
(Camera on the bunny car)
Bobble: I have a better vision if I wasn't squished into a giant, painted door!
Tinker Bell: Ok, ok! So there's a few glitches, Keep your tails on!
SILVERMIST: Tinker Bell! I think you're sitting on the OFF button!
Tinker Bell: I wondered what that was!
(Doors finally open!)
IRIDESSA: OK, everyone! Here we go!
(They arrive in the fairyland of Pixie Hollow, Fake Birth Tinker Bell, Clank, and Bobble are flying around)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "A CHILD'S LAUGHTER / FLIGHT TO PIXIE HOLLOW (SCORE)" PLAYING)
ROSETTA: Ooh! Pretty colors!
CLANK: Oh, Miss Bell, this is wonderful!
BOBBLE: Not bad, actually.
TINKER BELL: See, and you thought I wasn't cut out for this! Get it? Cut out? Haha!
(Switches to a camera facing Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, Fawn, Clank, and Bobble then switches back)
(A ribbon waterfall appears with Fake Tinker Bell, Clank, and Bobble on the cart)
FAWN: Ooh! Pretty!
Clank: Oh, this is really exciting!
(They arrive in the Pixie Dust Tree with an automated Queen Clarion)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINKER BELL'S NEW HOME (SCORE)" PLAYING)
QUEEN CLARION: Welcome to Pixie Hollow! So what are you going to do?
TINKER BELL: OK! Which way, girls? You get to choose. Left or right?
VIDIA: I think we'll pick the right, uh, no, uh, the left, uh, no, I forgot.
QUEEN CLARION: So what are you going to do?
CLANK: If I choose the right, when do I get to see the left?
Tinker Bell: Just right it again and choose left, Sil!
BOBBLE: So what are we waiting for?
Tinker Bell: Hey! You out there! Help us out, ok? Pick one!
SILVERMIST: (Shopping personnelish) It's easy! Just use your remote control to choose the right or left arrow.
Tinker Bell: And hurry up, before something breaks...
QUEEN CLARION: So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: ...again!
QUEEN CLARION: (LAUGHS)! So what are you going to do?
(If you chose left, this is what you get:)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(SPLASH!)
(PIRATE CELTIC MUSIC)
CLANK: Wow, this is nice!
BOBBLE: Don't exactly remember this in the movie.
(A fake Vidia is drowned into a well)
TINKER BELL: Icy-picky-picky!
(The fake Vidia spits water)
IRIDESSA: Aww! Bju, bju, bju, bju, bju!
Fake Vidia's Mom: Vidia! No playing! Don't play chicken!
(A Drunk Renaissance troll appears in the bridge above you)
(A troll chases a fake Tinker Bell for a plate of fruit, Meanwhile, fake pirate Tinker Bells are waiting for their ship but doesn't know that there is a troll waiting to attack!)
Clank: Why are they chasing you for a plate of cupcakes?
Tinker Bell: Don't ask!
(If you chose right, you'll get this:)
(Doors open to reveal fake Tinker Bell holding a basket)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "HOW TO BELIEVE (BRIDGIT MENDLER VERSION)" PLAYING)
IRIDESSA: Ooh!
CLANK: Uh, Tink, I don't remember it quite like that!
TINKER BELL: Clank! It's a ride! It's a "Poetic Licence"! An artful re-creation!
BOBBLE: It's a lie!
Tinker Bell: Hey! Everything lies in a delicate balance, remember?
(Static, the basket falls out of Tinker Bell's hands)
ROSETTA: Aww!
Tinker Bell: (GASPS)
Bobble: Oh yeah! Very delicate!
(VIDIA SNEEZES)
Clank: Oh dear! Is it supposed to make that noise?
FAWN: Uh, actually, that was Vidia!
Bobble: PU! Get me out of here!
(The car exits)
(Part 2)
(Train sounds)
IRIDESSA: Ooh! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo! Woo!
(Sounds approach)
(TINKER BELL SCREAMING)
(3 flashlights are revealed)
BOBBLE: OK, Enough is enough! There's no train in the original story and don't say "Poetic Licence"!
Tinker Bell: Um, "Creative Leeway?"
(The Pixie Dust Well with the automated Terence)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINKER BELL'S NEW HOME (SCORE)" PLAYING)
TERENCE: I brought some pixie dust supplies! So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: OK, girls! Left or right! Oh, and Vidia, remember this time stay away from the pixies! 'cause if you go off, we all go up!
VIDIA: Ooh! Good point, Tinker Bell!
TERENCE: So what are you going to do?
CLANK: Hmm, think! Right or left?
Iridessa: Uh, Tink? Which way is left again?
Tinker Bell: Would you just pick!
TERENCE: So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: Come on, girls out there! A little help, please?
TERENCE: (LAUGHING)! So what are you going to do?
(If you chose left, this is what you get:)
(Doors open to a deserted room)
(CRASH!)
(Materials fall down; sound goes clockwise starting from R)
TINKER BELL: Uh, Vidia, weren't you gonna finish this part?
VIDIA: Uh, you said you were gonna do it, remember?
BOBBLE: So, Mrs. Cutely, sweet, directive. What do you call this?
(Cat cries between the SL and SR speakers)
Tinker Bell: Uh, uhe, faith, trust, pixie dust!
CLANK: Maybe we should faith on back!
(Sounds stop on L; A bunny car topples a little bit)
Tinker Bell: Good idea!
(If you chose right, you'll get this:)
(HAUNTED MUSIC)
(Fake dragon trolls appear with 2 posters, one Tinker Bell's and one Vidia's)
ROSETTA: Oh boy!
BOBBLE: What now? "The Haunted Pixie Hollow"?
TINKER BELL: Why not? It's cool!
(Thunder)
(Creaking)
(They fall as deep and as fast as the Hellevator) (A PNE ride)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(CRASH!)
CLANK: OooohOhOhO! OooohOhOhO!
BOBBLE: I have to admit! That was pretty cool!
TINKER BELL: And unexpected!
VIDIA: I don't feel so good!
ALL: Oh, no! Vidia! No!
(VIDIA SNEEZES)
BOBBLE: Let's get out of here!
(Fake Conclusion)
(Troll sounds, eyes point at you)
(CLANK SCREAMS)
BOBBLE: OK, Miss Bell! I'm quite impressed, this is quite quite...
(A lightbulb blows! the main lights go on revealing that the eyes were lightbulbs!)
Bobble (CONT.): ...quite crummy!
VIDIA: Whoa! I've never seen it with the lights on!
Bobble: What's the word I'm looking for here? Uh, cheesy, uh, embarrassing. No! I got it! Pathetic!
TINKER BELL: (talking into radio) (CLEARS THROAT) We're, uh, upsday in section 4B, what's the hold upe?
RADIO: Hold up your rollem in the cenum, comprende?
Clank: Miss Bell, did you do those translations yourself?
(End of Fake Flight)
(Introduction)
(Bugs and insects are singing "the different part of 'IT'S A SMALL WORLD'")
BOBBLE: Oh no! No! No, I'll never get that tune out of my head!
CLANK: I think it's lovely! Look at that pretty bug!
(The bug speaks very lowly)
SILVERMIST: Oh boy!
(Singing continues)
(The music jams (badly) on "...a bug place..." repeating the section over and over again! The ride's stuck!)
IRIDESSA: Uh oh!
Bobble: Oh no!
Clank: Eh, Tinker Bell, do something!
TINKER BELL: I'm doing! I'm doing! Vidia! Look for the "Emergency" button!
VIDIA: How do you spell it again?
Tinker Bell: AAAAA! Just push something!
Vidia: How about this red one?
Tinker Bell: No! Not that!
(Music fast-forwards, the car speeds to 50 KPH!)
Clank: Oh no!
Tinker Bell: I can't stop–
(Part 1 (The Real Flight))
(Outside the building, a camera captures the crew flying through a cement wall!)
BOBBLE: You're going off the track!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(Switches to a camera pointing to the moon. The crew is still flying!)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(BOBBLE EXCLAIMING)
(Switches back to the camera on the bunny car)
Bobble (CONT.): (YELLS)
(They go under a thistle; a sunflower appears on the right)
Bobble (CONT.): Oh no!
(The Pixie Dust Tree appears on the right but shrunk! Another thistle, they almost hit a ladybug!)
VIDIA: Oh! Look out! That one!
(An adult thistle appears, a baby bird appears on the right, another thistle)
Bobble: Oh no!
CLANK: Oh no! Oh no!
(Two frogs appear on both sides)
SILVERMIST: (factual) Those two frogs have the same patterns, did you know that?
(A lot of frogs appear, they splash into the river)
(ALL COUGHING)
(Part 2 (The Train Tracks))
(Train whistle! The real one!)
TINKER BELL: Well, at least we don't have to worry about this one, we know it's 'cause...
(The tracks switch just in the nick of time!)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Actual train!
CLANK: Woo!
Tinker Bell: Help!
VIDIA: Whoa! (Gibberish)! (Nervous laughing)
(The troll laughs)
(ALL SCREAMING)
IRIDESSA: Uh, Tinker Bell, I don't think were in "Lightbulb Land" anymore!
(A troll appears)
(Another troll appears)
(Switches to a camera facing back to Tinker Bell, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, Fawn, Clank, and Bobble)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(The trolls are still on the car! Darkness falls!)
(THUMP!)
(Part 3 (Tinker's Nook))
(No dialogue until 7 seconds later)
CLANK: Ooh! That's Betty! Sorry!
(No dialogue)
(Part 4 (Springtime Square))
(They arrive in Springtime Square)
TINKER BELL: Oh no!
(They go around the flower corkscrew)
Help! We're lost!
(Part 5 (THE DROP!))
(Switches to a camera 5 KM away from Pixie Dust Tree)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(Switches back)
(They go up to the top of Pixie Dust Tree!)
BOBBLE: Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!
(Everyone sighs)
TINKER BELL: Hey! We can see my tunnel from here!
(2 signs appear)
VIDIA: Oh! What's that?
Tinker Bell: I don't know! I didn't put them there!
CLANK: I think we have to pick one.
Tinker Bell: Um, Vidia, you pick!
Vidia: Uh, you!
Tinker Bell: I said you first!
Clank: Would someone please pick already?
(If you choose left (forward), you'll get this:)
(They fall from the top of Pixie Dust Tree to the bottom of a tunnel over 600 Feet! (That's approximately the same distance from the top of the CN Tower to the Microwave Dishes of the CN Tower!))
BOBBLE: Oh no! Oh no!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(They went down through Part 6 (The Arctic/Antarctic Tunnel))
CLANK: Weeeeee! Wooooo!
VIDIA: Whoa! (Gibberish)!
(The Yeti appears on the left!)
(Vidia nervously laughs)
Clank: What's he doing in Never Land? He'll melt!
TINKER BELL: It's a dry heat!
Vidia: (SCREAMS) Woooooo!
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
(If you choose right (backward), you'll get this:)
(Same thing except backwards)
CLANK: Whoa!
(The car spins around backwards; you know what'll happen!)
BOBBLE: Oh no!
(ALL SHRIEKING)
VIDIA: (SHRIEKING) Mommy! Mommy!
(They went down through Part 6 (The Arctic/Antarctic Tunnel))
VIDIA: Yddad! Yddad!
TINKER BELL: What's that?
IRIDESSA: Daddy! Backwards! (Nervous Laughing)
(The Yeti appears on the right!)
BOBBLE: What's he doing here?
Tinker Bell: Snowboarding?
Vidia: (SCREAMS)
(At the end of the ride, 2 blaring camera flashes flash for a ride portrait)
(The Conclusion)
(Doors open to reveal the beginning of the ride)
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC FROM "TINK MEETS WENDY (SCORE)" PLAYING)
TINKER BELL: We're so glad you could join us! Come back soon!
(The tires deflate)
BOBBLE: What "Come back soon"? That was the worst ride I've ever been on!
(A ear falls)
Tinker Bell: So, It's got a few glitches, it just needs a little tinkering, and that's all!
(Sparks fly from the ear)
CLANK: Don't worry, Tinker Bell, Who wants to make a ride anyway, huh?
(Vidia gets off)
VIDIA: Oh! I liked it! Let's do it again! Oh! Wait! Let's look at our pictures first!
(Depending on the ride you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride: Tinker Bell and Rosetta in the fairyland of Pixie Hollow, Tinker Bell and Bobble in the Matterhorn parody, Tinker Bell and Vidia in the Real Flight, Tinker Bell and Vidia in the fake conclusion, Vidia, Silvermist, Fawn, Rosetta, Bobble, and Clank flying past the moon, The hands of Bobble, Fawn, Tinker Bell, and Vidia when falling in the Haunted Mansion parody, Clank and the train cars in tunnel, Best photo: Tinker Bell, her friends, and Clank & Bobble)
(Tinker Bell, Bobble, Vidia, and the Troll in the train tracks, Silvermist, Tinker Bell, and Vidia between grasses and flowers, Clank's close-up between the fake conclusion, Tinker Bell and Vidia going on top of Pixie Dust Tree, Tinker Bell and Vidia in the deserted room, Tinker Bell and Vidia in Tinkers' Nook, Tinker Bell, Vidia, and Iridessa going around the flower corkscrew, Best photo: Tinker Bell, her friends, and Clank & Bobble)
(Tinker Bell and the oncoming train, Silvermist, Clank, and Bobble at the Pirates of the Caribbean parody, Tinker Bell and Vidia falling from the Pixie Dust Tree forward, Rosetta, Clank, and Bobble at the fake conclusion, the Troll at the Haunted Mansion parody, Tinker Bell and Vidia at the flower corkscrew, Best photo: Tinker Bell, her friends, and Clank & Bobble)
(PIXIE HOLLOW WINTER FLIGHT. We hear the characters spoke for voiceovers)
(Part 1)
TINKER BELL: Hello out there and welcome to the Pixie Hollow Winter Flight! And just for you! We've got an owl's eye view!
VIDIA: Actually, Tinker Bell, this is more than a dove drive through! Where is the dove anyway?
Tinker Bell: I thought you had it!
SILVERMIST: Uh-uh! You said you were gonna get her!
Tinker Bell: Maybe she's over there! Doves like water don't they?
IRIDESSA: Wait Tink! Lots of times, right here in the wastes there's…
(Cut to: In quick snow)
Tinker Bell: Sound's like it's cold sands! Sand is like a little rapid! Swift? Just stuck, you know? Quick?
ROSETTA: Did you know quicksand is actually snow? So, it is really quick snow!
Tinker Bell: Quick snow! Quicksand! What difference does it make? We're sinking!
Rosetta: (WEEPING)
Tinker Bell: Sorry girls. It looks like the flight has come to a sad end! By now, Periwinkle and Gerda properly forgotten all about it!
(Until the dove named Gerda appears)
Tinker Bell: Periwinkle! You didn't forget!
(Periwinkle and Gerda lifts them into the basket)
(The Winter Woods)
TINKER BELL: Wow, I have never been this high up before!
VIDIA: Look, Tinker Bell, it does go as high as doves high! Let's go over there!
PERIWINKLE: Good idea!
(Cut to: Snowy landscape)
TINKER BELL: We ride up high on the dove thigh!
FAWN: Oh boy oh boy!
(Gerda stops and spots a spider. She screeches and tries to fly away)
PERIWINKLE: Gerda, it's just a spider! Forget all about it!
(Gerda flip the basket with you inside it, luckily, you don't tip)
VIDIA: She can't! Doves never forget!
(They all went upside down)
Tinker Bell: They all want some myth!
SILVERMIST: (Gibberish)!
Periwinkle: Well, it's just right!
(They went back up)
IRIDESSA: Did you know when a dove can speeds up to 35 miles per hour?
(Gerda stops, screeching)
Tinker Bell: Hurry, pick!
ROSETTA: You, you pick!
Periwinkle: Would someone better pick! Maybe the spider can pick!
Fawn: I think he wants her our flight!
Tinker Bell: She properly wants to direct, too! Hey you out there; give us a hint will you?
(If you chose left, this is what you get:)
TINKER BELL: Oh great! Just want we need, a giant spider!
(Termites appear)
VIDIA: Wait! Those aren't spiders!
PERIWINKLE: It's dinner!
SILVERMIST: Oh! Great choice!
(Termites overwhelm the lens)
(ALL MUNCHING)
Tinker Bell: Hey! Quit hogging the termites!
IRIDESSA: But I am a hog!
(If you chose right, you'll get this:)
(Snow blows you from Gerda)
(TINKER BELL YELPS)
(ALL COUGHING)
Tinker Bell: What is that? Lunch?
VIDIA: Tastes ice creamy!
PERIWINKLE: Yummy!
SILVERMIST: Well, Tinker Bell, sometimes doves throw snow on themselves, for protection from the burning sun!
Tinker Bell: Thanks for the hot tip!
(Part 2)
TINKER BELL: Hey, Vidia! What did the sick chicken say?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
TINKER BELL: Oh no! I have the people-pox!
(Gerda screeches)
TINKER BELL: Are cue me?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
PERIWINKLE: Wait, wait! I got another one! What do you give a sick bird?
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell?
PERIWINKLE: Tweetment!
(Tink and Peri's cruel jokes make Gerda run again with you inside it)
SILVERMIST: Wait! Tweetment?
Tinker Bell: Why do birds fly south in the winter?
IRIDESSA: I don't know!
Tinker Bell: Because it's too far to walk! (Laughing)!
(There is a person shot in which the "virtual" camera is stepped on/destroyed)
PERIWINKLE: Gerda, stop!
ROSETTA: If you only say a magic word!
Tinker Bell: Gerda, stop! Please!
(Gerda stops)
FAWN: Hey, that was easy!
Tinker Bell: I don't believe it!
Vidia: Try it again, Tinker Bell!
Tinker Bell: Uh, Gerda! Please, lean to the left!
(Gerda leans to the left)
Silvermist: Gerda, please! Lean to the right!
(Gerda leans to the right)
Tinker Bell: Wow, impressive!
Iridessa: Oh boy! Now we know how to talk to her!
Periwinkle: Okay, which way do we tell her to go?
Rosetta: I don't know! What do you think?
Tinker Bell: Uh, let them choose! Hey you guys out there! Pick a direction!
Fawn: Just remember to say, "please"!
(If you chose left, this is what you get:)
TINKER BELL: Oh yeah! This is the best! We're freezing now!
(Until, blizzard engulfs you)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): Literally!
PERIWINKLE: It looks like we're stuck between a glacier and a fridge!
VIDIA: I guess we better not tell them to stop drop and roll!
(Gerda screeches)
(Then the sunlight saves the day)
SILVERMIST: And so begins faith, trust, and pixie dust!
TINKER BELL: More like the faith of frozen skin!
(If you chose right, you'll get this:)
PERIWINKLE: Tinker Bell, I can't believe we're doing this!
TINKER BELL: Shh! They can start an avalanche if you make too much noise! Please, be quiet!
VIDIA: Uh oh! I'm getting a little nervous!
TINKER BELL: Vidia, be quiet!
(Snow began leaking out from the glaciers. Vidia sneezes wind. Nothing happened)
PERIWINKLE: (SIGHS) Well…
(A snow avalanche starts and buries them under about 3 and half tons of snow)
TINKER BELL: Oy!
(Part 3)
TINKER BELL: Well, thank goodness we got through that! Luckily, everything is now much, much worse than before!
PERIWINKLE: Well, we're frost! Make a…Whoa!
(They cross a hazardous bridge)
Tinker Bell: Don't look down! Don't look down!
VIDIA: It's more than an abyss or a chasm, Tinker Bell?
(The rope began to shake)
Periwinkle: Who care either way we're dead!
SILVERMIST: You never know maybe she's got a few tricks up her sleeve!
(The wood began to crack. The rope began to break)
TINKER BELL: Yeah!
(The bridge began to break apart. The rope snapped and soon to be a tight wire on a circus stage)
(Cut to: Glacier cave)
TINKER BELL: Oy! You know Vidia, I think she's ready for the big top!
(Until the basket bumped into the glacier)
Tinker Bell (CONT.): (SCREAMS)
PERIWINKLE: Watch out!
(They fall off Gerda)
TINKER BELL: Ooh, this is perfect!
(The automated Fairy Mary appears)
Tinker Bell: Hey, Fairy Mary! Oh, good! You can help us!
Periwinkle: How do we get back to Gerda?
FAIRY MARY: Let's get back to work! So what are you going to do?
Tinker Bell: There's something familiar about this!
VIDIA: Look Tinker Bell, we can use those glacier slopes to catch up with Gerda! We'll ride it right over there!
Tinker Bell: That's a great idea, Vidia!
SILVERMIST: But which one?
Periwinkle: Did they have any purple ones? Those are my favorite!
IRIDESSA: Nope! Just left or right?
Tinker Bell: Uh, listen girls! You wanna help us out here?
ROSETTA: Do you know which slope takes us to Gerda?
(If you chose left, you'll get this:)
(You ride a roller coaster made of glaciers with all the turns and bends)
TINKER BELL: Watch out! Watch out!
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera facing the basket moving then switches back)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera captures the crew flying out of the glacier slope)
(TINKER BELL SCREAMING)
(They landed in a snowy geyser field)
Tinker Bell: (GROANS) Don't these things erupt at a certain time of day?
VIDIA: Why yes! When the water is heated to a certain point, the geyser erupts!
PERIWINKLE: I predict we are sitting on top of the biggest one!
(You are shot from a giant geyser)
(ALL YELLING)
TINKER BELL: Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
(They are shot into outer space. The basket floats around. They see stars)
ALIEN: It has been chosen!
(The spaceship appears. They see the Aliens (The cameo appearance from the Toy Story films))
Aliens: Ooh!
(The spaceship disappears)
RADIO: Houston, we got a basket trajectory confirmed! Stand by for pitch over! Okay, roger that! Uh, flight, you are going for re-entry! Have fun, girls!
Tinker Bell: Did I mention that I got a fear of heights?
Vidia: Oh, look at the view, though!
RADIO: Okay, girls! Houston, we have a basket re-entry on my mark: 5…4…3…2…1…Go!
(If you chose right, you'll get this:)
VIDIA: Uh, Tinker Bell? Uh, Tinker Bell?
(You ride a roller coaster made of glaciers with all the turns and bends)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Camera facing the basket moving then switches back)
TINKER BELL: Periwinkle? Periwinkle!
(Camera captures the crew flying out of the glacier slope)
(ALL YELLING)
IRIDESSA: Watch out!
(They landed in the smaller geyser in the snowy troll bridge. Trolls appear)
PERIWINKLE: Uh oh! Hi, hi trolls!
(Until the smaller geyser shot them up in the air)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(They are shot into outer space. The basket floats around. They see stars. The satellite radio appears)
RADIO: Houston, we got a basket trajectory confirmed! Stand by for pitch over! Okay, roger that! Uh, flight, you are going for re-entry! Have fun, girls!
VIDIA: Hey, Tinker Bell, do you know the continent of the UK includes fifty-three individual countries?
RADIO: Okay, girls! Houston, we have a basket re-entry on my mark…
Vidia: And the world's longest river called the Thames and the world's largest meadows of snowy England!
(Part 4)
(And then, they fall for re-entry like a burning meteor)
(ALL SHRIEKING)
(The fireball enters Earth)
RADIO: The basket is clear for landing and they're in for a bumpy ride!
(They fall at super high speeds through the snowy clouds of England)
(Switches to a camera facing Tink, Peri, Vidia, Silvermist, Iridessa, Rosetta, and Fawn then switches back)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
(Then they fall at super high speeds through snowy London. You witness what a severe alcoholic sees. Tink's eyes become bulging. You witness what a severe alcoholic swirls. Peri's eyes become bulging. You witness what a severe alcoholic colorful tunnels) (Finally, they went tobogganing down an icy road in Bloomsbury, London)
(And they went flying in the air)
(ALL SCREAMING)
SILVERMIST: Brace yourselves!
(They splash in a frozen pond in Kensington Gardens after dropping another 200 meters)
VIDIA: (Out of breath)! I can't believe we're still in one peace!
TINKER BELL: That was definitely the longest fall ever!
(Finally Gerda appears!)
PERIWINKLE: Gerda?
Gerda: What kept you?
(Gerda is a talking dove)
Periwinkle: She talks?
Gerda: What? A winter fairy can talk? But I can't!
Periwinkle: Of course, naturally, why wouldn't you talk? I talk? You know, a lot! You can talk!
(All giggling)
Tinker Bell: Thank you for joining us on the tour! Please exit to the right! Make sure to come back and see us real soon!
Vidia: Uh, tell me miss! Are you busy later?
(Gerda giggles)
(Depending on the ride you took, your pictures will be different every time you go on the ride: Icy road in London, Tinker Bell and Periwinkle in the glacier cave, Vidia in the Winter Woods, Tinker Bell, Periwinkle, and Vidia in the snowy troll bridge, Tinker Bell, Periwinkle, and Vidia feeling the bumpy ride in the glacier slope, Tinker Bell and the satellite in outer space, Tinker Bell, Periwinkle, and her friends with planet Earth, Best photo: Tinker Bell, Periwinkle, and her friends going for re-entry from outer space to Earth)
(Tinker Bell, Periwinkle, and Vidia riding Gerda, Tinker Bell, Periwinkle, and Vidia going upside when basket is flipped, Vidia in glacier mountainside, Vidia feeling the flying in Kensington Gardens, Tinker Bell and Periwinkle feeling the bumpy ride in the glacier slope, Periwinkle's close-up, Best photo: Tinker Bell, Periwinkle, and her friends stuck in quick snow)
(MORE FLIGHTS MENU. We hear the characters spoke for voiceovers)
CLANK: Sorry girls, we're not quite ready for you yet! Come back next summer!
BOBBLE: Oh but Clanky, can we just tell them a little bit about the next virtual flights we're building?
Clank: Flights? I thought we were making extra legendary combos!
FAIRY MARY: Care for the mama here we ease!
Clank: What's this about a new flight?
Bobble: Clanky, there's gonna be six new flights!
ANNOUNCER: That's right, Bobble! Six new flights created especially for your fans. Look for these flitterrific adventures on Disney Fairies' Virtual Adventure Park, based on the complete Tinker Bell film series, including the brand new The Pirate Fairy, starring another Tinker Bell and her friends.
Bobble: Who what? Hun? Clanky, who's the– Wait a minute! The Pirate Fairy? Are they in it?
Clank: They're the stars!
Bobble: The stars? Then we gonna get to work on these flights! The whole career depends on it. Hey, you with the hot hat. Hand me that junky thing with pointy stripes!
Clank: Well, I better go too! I gonna keep Miss Bell away for the construction site, or we'll never get these new flights done in time! Bye girls, see you soon! Careful Bobble, that looks really–
ANNOUNCER: Don't forget! Look for Disney Fairies' Virtual Adventure Park, based on the complete Tinker Bell film series, including the brand new The Pirate Fairy, coming summer 2014! In fact, if you press that button near the bottom of the screen, you'll be viewing what was happening here at Disney, including the sneak peek of The Pirate Fairy right now.
Clank: Hey Bobble! That card looks really good on you. Really!
Bobble: Mommy!
(THE END)
CAST
Mae Whitman – Tinker Bell
Ty Burrell – Sir Starlight
Lucy Hale – Periwinkle
Lucy Liu – Silvermist
Raven-Symoné – Iridessa
Megan Hilty – Rosetta
Pamela Adlon – Vidia
Angela Bartys – Fawn
Rob Paulsen – Bobble
Jeff Bennett – Clank / Fairy Gary
Grey DeLisle – Gerda / Lyria
Anjelica Huston – Queen Clarion
Jesse McCartney – Terence
Jane Horrocks – Fairy Mary
Steve Valentine – Minister of Spring
Kathy Najimy – Minister of Summer
John DiMaggio – Minister of Autumn
Gail Borges – Minister of Winter
Stanley Tucci – Offspring
David Spade – Iris
Kari Wahlgren – Crocus
Jennifer Aniston – Poinsettia
Jeff Pidgeon – Aliens
ADDITIONAL VOICES: Dee Bradley Baker, Bob Bergen, Corey Burton, Klay Hall, Jess Harnell, Matt Nolan, Roger Craig Smith, Mark Allan Stewart, Emerson Tenney, and Dave Wittenberg
LOOP GROUP: Greg Baglia, Rajia Baroudi, David Berón, Jack Blessing, Ranjani Brow, June Christopher, David Cowgill, Rachel Crane, Ewan Chung, Michael Corbett, Chase Fein, Dann Fink, Jeff Fischer, Bridget Hoffman, Wendy Hoffmann, Rif Hutton, Sirena Irwin, John Kassir, Ashley Lambert, Scott Menville, Minae Noji, Moira Quirk, Alan Shearman, David Sheinkopf, Kelly Stables, Shane Sweet, Hans Tester, Bruce Winant, and Matthew Wolf
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