The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh off-screen voiceovers

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NARRATOR: This could be
the room of any small boy,
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NARRATOR: Winnie the Pooh lived
in this enchanted forest,
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NARRATOR: So Winnie the Pooh
climbed the honey tree.
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NARRATOR: Winnie the Pooh
crawled out of the gorse bush,
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NARRATOR: So Christopher Robin
towed Winnie the Pooh
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POOH AND CHRISTOPHER:
Everyone knows that a rain cloud
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NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was not
the sort to give up easily.
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RABBIT: No!
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NARRATOR: So Pooh ate, and ate,
and ate, and ate,
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RABBIT: Oh, my heavens to Betsy.
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RABBIT: Here we come. Don't worry.
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NARRATOR: While Pooh's bottom
was stuck at the top of page 28,
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-POOH: A lunch box!
-(WHISTLING) It certainly is!
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NARRATOR: And then, one morning,
when Rabbit was beginning to think
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GOPHER: Suffering sassafras.
He's sailing clean out of the book!
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GOPHER: Quick! Turn the page!
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NARRATOR: We come
to the next chapter in which...
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POOH: But I haven't finished yet.
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NARRATOR: Piglet lived
in the middle of the forest
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NARRATOR: Trespassers William?
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NARRATOR: Yes, yes, yes.
And on this blustery day...
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PIGLET: Oh, dear. Oh, dear, dear.
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NARRATOR: As soon as
Christopher Robin
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NARRATOR: Owl talked
from page 41 to page 62.
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NARRATOR: Now, Pooh, being a bear
of very little brain,
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POOH: Oh, not for honey, I hope.
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NARRATOR: Well, if what Tigger
said was true,
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NARRATOR: Now, the very blustery
night turned into a very rainy night,
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GHOSTLY VOICE:
Heffalumps and woozles.
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NARRATOR: As a matter of fact,
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NARRATOR: So the Hundred
Acre Wood got floodier and floodier.
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EEYORE: There's one.
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NARRATOR: So Owl flew out
over the flood
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-Have you seen Piglet?
-PIGLET: Excuse me, I have...
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NARRATOR:
Everyone followed Eeyore.
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NARRATOR: And so, Pooh was
a hero for saving Piglet,
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NARRATOR: In the next chapter,
there's a great deal of bouncing.
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NARRATOR: While he was thinking,
all of a sudden...
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NARRATOR: There goes Tigger,
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RABBIT: Order, please.
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NARRATOR: It was agreed they'd
start the next morning,
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PIGLET: Tigger's lost now,
isn't he, Rabbit?
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RABBIT: (CHUCKLES)
He's lost, all right, Piglet.
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PIGLET: (CHUCKLES)
Oh, goody. This is lots of fun, Pooh.
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-TIGGER: Hello!
-Oh, my goodness. Hide!
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NARRATOR: Rabbit was certain
everything was going according to plan,
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NARRATOR: Now, Pooh was getting
tired of seeing the same sand pit,
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NARRATOR: So Pooh and Piglet
waited in the mist for Rabbit.
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NARRATOR: They walked off together
and, for a long time, Piglet said nothing
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NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Rabbit was
still wandering around in the mist.
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NARRATOR: They started back.
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NARRATOR: (CHUCKLES)
So Tigger and Roo
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TIGGER: Say, how did this tree
get so high?
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TIGGER: S-T-O-P. Stop!
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NARRATOR: We'll have to leave Tigger
up in the treetop for a little while.
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NARRATOR: And so it seemed to be.
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NARRATOR: So they went on,
feeling a little anxious now,
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TIGGER: Hello!
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NARRATOR: (CHUCKLES)
Well, Tigger, your bouncing
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CHRISTOPHER: You can let go, Tigger.
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NARRATOR: But, Tigger,
look for yourself.
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TIGGER: Come on, bounce.
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NARRATOR: And so,
we come to the last chapter
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NARRATOR: Wherever they go,
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