Fun and Fancy Free off-screen dialogues

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JIMINY: Everyone keeps askin' me

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DINAH SHORE ON RECORDING:
This is the story of three bears.
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MAN: (SHOUTING)
Hey, Bongo! Get going! You're on!
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DINAH: The call of the wild
kept ringing in his ears.
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DINAH: He couldn't ignore it any longer.
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DINAH: He had to answer the call
of the great open spaces.
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DINAH: He was crackin' up!
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-DINAH: He was losin' his grip!
-Bongo, Bongo, Bongo!
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DINAH: He had to escape, to get away!
Just gotta get away!
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DINAH: At last he was free.
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DINAH: "Oh, well. What if I can't
climb a big old tree?
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DINAH: With nature's gang around
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-DINAH: Where the crickets
-(CRICKET CHIRPING)
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DINAH: Just kind of play around
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DINAH: There's more fun
in takin' the sun in
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DINAH: (YAWNING)
"Oh, boy," thought Bongo,
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DINAH: Then came the dawn.
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DINAH: Ohh.
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DINAH: Bongo thought,
"This is just too good to be true!
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DINAH: But if you're only
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DINAH: The air grew still
with a sudden chill.
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DINAH: When a whippoorwill's
in love, he can whipper
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DINAH: So if you're ready for romance
and you ever get the chance
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CHORUS: Grab your girl
DINAH: Give her your cheek
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DINAH: "I love you, Lulubelle."
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DINAH: But if you're only
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BERGEN: You're quite right.
OPHELIA: Oh, yes, I am. Yes.
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BERGEN: Yes, I agree with you.
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-OPHELIA: Good night, Charlie.
-Uh, good night.
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BERGEN: Once upon a time,
long, long ago...
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-Can I try?
-BERGEN: Certainly.
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BERGEN: Yes, it was one of nature's
garden spots
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MORTIMER: Mmm. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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BERGEN: The winding roads,
lined with stately trees.
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MORTIMER: Trees. Yeah.
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BERGEN: Lush fields and prosperous
farms dot the landscape.
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MORTIMER: Landscape. Yeah.
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BERGEN: And high on a hilltop
overlooking the valley,
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-shining like a jewel, stands...
-MORTIMER: My red barn.
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BERGEN: No, no.
It was something much nicer.
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-It was a majestic castle!
-LUANA: Oh, that's pretty.
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BERGEN: And something very precious
is kept within these castle walls.
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LUANA: What is it?
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BERGEN: It's a magic,
singing harp. Listen.
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BERGEN: Yes,
the voice of this golden harp
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CHARLIE: I knew
there was a catch in it.
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BERGEN: For one day...
CHARLIE: They built a schoolhouse.
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BERGEN: No, no.
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LUANA: What happened?
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BERGEN: When the shadow lifted,
the golden harp was gone.
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CHARLIE: Just like the eighth grade.
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BERGEN: Desolation spread
over the land.
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MORTIMER: Dry rot.
CHARLIE: Yes, isn't it?
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BERGEN: Charlie.
CHARLIE: Yes, sir.
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BERGEN: The fields of golden corn
turned to dust.
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CHARLIE: Kerplop.
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BERGEN: The laughing brook
flowed no more.
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CHARLIE: Now it's Gruesome Gulch.
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BERGEN: Days pass, weeks pass.
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CHARLIE: I pass. New deal.
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LUANA: What happened
to all the people?
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BERGEN: Well, suppose we look
in on these humble peasants.
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MORTIMER: Is that a peasant?
CHARLIE: That's a cow, stupid.
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LUANA: Well, at least they had milk.
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BERGEN: Well, she used to be
a good milker. But now...
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CHARLIE: She's an udder failure.
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BERGEN: She was the bosom friend
of a once-proud family.
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CHARLIE: Well, they're certainly
out of the high rent district.
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BERGEN: And there they are,
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CHARLIE: Uh, just tell it. Don't ham it.
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BERGEN: But are their spirits broken?
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CHARLIE: Ahem. Bean, you mean.
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BERGEN: If it were
one man and three beans...
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CHARLIE: Well,
at least there are no bones in it.
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BERGEN: Just look
at that miserable creature,
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GOOFY: Easy, Donald. Easy!
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BERGEN: He says
he's all right, but I wonder.
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-MICKEY: Donald! No, Donald!
-(MOOING)
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BERGEN: The little fellow was
completely out of his head.
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CHARLIE: Well, it'll be your fault
if they starve to death.
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-LUANA: Why don't they sell the cow?
-That's just what they did.
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MICKEY: But Donald!
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-No, no, Donald!
-DONALD: Magic beans!
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BERGEN: Poor Mickey,
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-Light of a full moon.
-CHARLIE: Bergen? Bergen!
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BERGEN: What?
LUANA: There's something moving.
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BERGEN: Why, yes. Well, maybe
there is some magic in them!
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BERGEN: And all through the night,
it grew onward and upward.
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CHARLIE: That thing
is a menace to aviation.
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BERGEN: And so,
with the coming of dawn,
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MORTIMER: Well, search me.
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BERGEN: What drew them
toward this place of mystery?
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CHARLIE: Well, somebody did.
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MORTIMER: Oh, gosh!
Who made them?
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CHARLIE: Well, it wasn't Cinderella.
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BERGEN: Soon they reached
the moat surrounding the castle.
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-(DRAGONFLIES DRONING)
-LUANA: Ooh! Dragonflies!
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CHARLIE: Yeah. A-flyin' front
and draggin' behind.
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BERGEN: Finally,
they reached the castle.
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CHARLIE: The hard way.
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BERGEN: This was
the biggest adventure of their lives.
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CHARLIE: You know, you could stand
some rehearsal on this story.
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BERGEN: Inside, the tremendous hall
was as silent as a tomb.
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CHARLIE: Caught with his pants...
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BERGEN: Charlie!
CHARLIE: Caught with his pants...
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BERGEN: Charlie!
CHARLIE: Well, his slip was showing.
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BERGEN: They gazed
in speechless wonder
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DONALD: Food! Let me at it!
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MICKEY: That's the harp!
DONALD: Boy, oh, boy!
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-No!
-SCARY VOICE: Ohh!
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-I was not!
-BERGEN: I mean, he was not.
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BERGEN: Down the castle hall
he came roaring...
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BERGEN: Those are
his magic words, you know.
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-I smell...
-CHARLIE: You're telling us!
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BERGEN: Now, wait a minute.
He may be smarter than he looks.
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LUANA: Oh, I hope
he doesn't find them.
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CHARLIE: Hey, Giant,
you're getting warm.
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MORTIMER: Well, don't tell him!
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CHARLIE: Behind the jar, stupid.
LUANA: Charlie!
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GIANT: Pot roast! Chocolate pot roast!
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CHARLIE: He'll have to talk fast
to get out of this one.
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BERGEN: Well, you leave it to Mickey.
Just watch.
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BERGEN: See?
Mickey never misses a trick.
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CHARLIE: Yeah, a couple more good
ideas like that, and they're finished.
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BERGEN: Well, I'll admit
the little fellows are in a bad fix.
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CHARLIE: Anybody wanna buy
a tall, thin mouse?
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BERGEN: No, thank you. I mean no.
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CHARLIE: Looks like
their goose is cooked.
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BERGEN: Oh, fate may yet deal them
a winning hand.
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-CHARLIE: She could be my weakness.
-(HARP STRUMMING)
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BERGEN: There might still be a chance
of escape
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CHARLIE: If she can't, I know who can.
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BERGEN: Shh.
Let's all be quiet now and see.
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BERGEN: Well,
it looks like success at last.
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LUANA: Oh!
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CHARLIE: Ha.
Should have left well enough alone.
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BERGEN: And there goes the giant!
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BERGEN: What's the matter, Mortimer?
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-(CREAKING)
-MORTIMER: Oh!
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LUANA: Oh, Mr. Bergen!
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-No!
-MORTIMER: Yeah.
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The Three Caballeros off-screen subtitle dialogues

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DONALD: "Felicitaciones,
uh, al Pato Donald..."
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-NARRATOR: Aves Raras.
-Aves Raras?
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NARRATOR: Sí, señor.
That means strange birds.
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NARRATOR: Yes, amigo.
Your feathered cousins.
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HOLLOWAY: El fin, the end.
NARRATOR: ...yes, thank you.
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HOLLOWAY: This story takes us
way down to the south pole.
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HOLLOWAY: Must be near Cape Horn.
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HOLLOWAY: Four bells and all's well.
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NARRATOR: (LAUGHS)
Never satisfied!
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NARRATOR: And now, Donald,
let's hop over the Andes.
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-(DONALD LAUGHS)
-NARRATOR: Huh?
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-Uh-oh. Who's that?
-NARRATOR: Oh, a thousand pardons.
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NARRATOR:
Now he's called the Aracuan
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NARRATOR: By the way, amigo,
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NARRATOR: Yes, quite a builder
is the little Marrequito.
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NARRATOR: (LAUGHS) And now,
Donald, how would you like to hear
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NARRATOR: It's a tale about
by an old gaucho from Uruguay.
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GAUCHO: It was early one morning
in springtime,
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GAUCHO: You see,
his nest is just like the horno.
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GAUCHO: The race was about to begin,
and the grand prize was 1,000 pesos.
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GAUCHO: We were off
with the speed of a bullet!
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ANNOUNCER: And now coming down
across the line of finish, it's...
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GAUCHO: Well, amigos, it was all over,
but the shouting.
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GAUCHO: Caramba! The jig was up.
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GAUCHO: What became
of the flying donkey, you ask?
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DONALD: Adios, so long. Good-bye!
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DONALD: (SCREAMS) Presents!
Oh boy, let me at 'em!
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DONALD: Say, what's this?
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-DONALD: No, I haven't.
-No? Oh, I am so sorry for you.
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JOE: Ah, Baía.
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JOE: (SINGS) Oh,
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JOE: Ah, Baía.
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-No.
-JOE: No? Well, let's go!
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-They have maruru.
-DONALD: Is that so?
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-They have munguza.
-DONALD: Munguza?
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JOE: Hurry, Donald, hurry!
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PEDDLER: (SINGS) Oh, oh, oh
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JOE: Sim, senhor.
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JOE: (LAUGHS) Uh, uh, uh.
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JOE: Oh, my friend,
you are using the wrong finger.
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PANCHITO: Ah, Jalisco no te rajes
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PANCHITO: This custom takes place
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PANCHITO: You see, Donald?
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PANCHITO: And now for a nice trip
through Mexico
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PANCHITO: And this, Donald,
is Patzcuaro,
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DONALD: Well, what do you know?
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-Bravo, bravo, bravo, bravo!
-JOE: Excellente!
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DONALD: Thanks.
I had a wonderful time.
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PANCHITO: Adiós, amigos.
So long.
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JOE: Watch your step, Donald.
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PANCHITO: Hey, Donald,
you are what they say, "off the cob."
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-I wanna stay! (SCREAMS)
-JOE: Take it easy, Donald.
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DONALD: Am I going to like this place!
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DONALD: Doggone this confusion!
(MUMBLING)
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PANCHITO: (LAUGHS)
So, you like pretty girls, huh?
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-(PANCHITO LAUGHING)
-DONALD: Lemme go!
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-Beautiful, no?
-JOE: Colossal!
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-JOE: Very beautiful city.
-(DONALD SCREAMS)
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DORA LUZ: (SINGING)
You belong to my heart
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Extra dialogue

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FOZZIE: Sixty-four shows nightly

can get pretty grueling.

Home on the Range off-screen subtitle dialogues

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MAN: Come on, girl!
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MAGGIE: Home on the range.
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MAGGIE: Hey! A dairy farm!
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PIGS: Can hog! Can hog!
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JEB: Don't yell at me.
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PEARL: Now don't you worry, Abner.
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PEARL: Now, I want y'all
to make her feel right at home.
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SHERIFF: It's a whole new
shooting match now.
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GRACE: Mrs. C.
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-AUDREY: Good luck, girls!
-See you!
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CLEM: Roger dodger.
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RUSTY: Earth to Buck!
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MORRIS: Hey, Sheriff!
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CALOWAY: They appear
to be domesticated.
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MAGGIE: Hit the dirt.
CALOWAY: Who lives like this?
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GRACE: What do we do?
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CALOWAY: There's a star on that door.
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MAGGIE: That must be the sheriff's
office. Move, lady! Move!
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ANN: That does it!
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BUCK: Look at me!
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BUCK: Hasta la vista, heifers.
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GRACE: (SINGING OFF TUNE)
Oh, give me a home
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MAN: Sold!
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MAN: That's the last of the furniture.
Final item to be auctioned
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MAGGIE: Cattle drive. Told you.
You both owe me a dollar.
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CALOWAY: Look out!
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-MAGGIE: Grace!
-Bye.
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MAGGIE: Come on, girls.
Let's go get Slim!
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MAN: Forget it!
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CALOWAY: You know, Grace,
Maggie does so love your singing.
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MAGGIE: I'll get you for this.
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MAN: Pick a color.
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SLIM: I said,
"Not bad for one night's work."
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-SLIM: Gil?
-Uh-huh?
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-GRACE: Look out, Slim.
-No, it can't be.
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GRACE: We're on your trail.
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GRACE: Oops!
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CALOWAY: This has "Buck"
written all over it.
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GRACE: Oh, no, the tracks!
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SLIM: Okay, boys,
let's go through it one last time.
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WESLEY: All right, move it, Bessie,
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GRACE: Lucky Jack,
you did it. We're here!
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CALOWAY: I take my hat off to you.
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CALOWAY: It's Buck!
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MAGGIE: Stallion of the Sim-moron.
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SLIM: 1,420.
NEPHEW: 4,334.
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-GRACE: There he is.
-Come on, let's go.
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MAGGIE: We made it!
GRACE: Hip-hip-hurrah!
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WESLEY: All right,
move it, Bessie. Get in there.
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BUCK: Make a break
for it, ladies. Run!
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BUCK: Get out of here, you bulls.
Head for the hills.
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BUCK: Let's get it on.
MAGGIE: Cows rule.
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SLIM: Much obliged, Sheriff.
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GRACE: There it is!
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SLIM: Ow!
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JACK: "So it was that Alameda Slim,
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