Tuesday, March 3, 2015

The Never Animals of Zootropolis off-screen voiceovers

NARRATOR: Look high in the sky
On this Never Land night

YOUNG JUDY: Fear.
Treachery. Bloodlust.

JUDY: But over time,
we evolved.

STU: Judy, you ever wonder
how your mom and me...

BONNIE: Just putting the seeds
in the ground.

STU: Ah, at one with the soil.
Just getting covered in dirt.

-(SIGHS)
-BONNIE: You get it, honey.

YOUNG GIDEON: Give me
your tickets right now...

-(GROANS)
-YOUNG GIDEON: You scared now?

TRAVIS: Look at
her nose twitch!

DRILL INSTRUCTOR:
Listen up, cadets.

DRILL INSTRUCTOR:
You're dead, Bunny Bumpkin!

DRILL INSTRUCTOR:
You're dead, Carrot Face!

DRILL INSTRUCTOR:
You're dead, Farm Girl!

DRILL INSTRUCTOR:
Filthy toilet!

STU: There's never been
a bunny cop.

BONNIE: Never.
STU: Never.

YOUNG GIDEON: Just a stupid,
carrot-farming dumb bunny.

YOUNG FEMALE HOPPS FAN:
Yay, Judy!

MALE PHOTOGRAPHER:
Hold still. Smile!

BONNIE: We're real
proud of you, Judy.

STU: Yeah. Scared, too.
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)

-to have that. Okay.
-STU: This is fox repellant.

MALE STATIONMASTER:
Arriving, Zootopia Express.

YOUNG FEMALE BUNNY 1:
Bye, Judy!

YOUNG FEMALE BUNNY 2:
Bye, Judy!

-Bye-bye, Judy!
-COTTON: Bye, Judy!

ORYX: Hey, shut up!

ORYX: You shut up!
KUDU: You shut up!

ORYX: Will you shut up?

ORYX: I said, "Shut up!"

ORYX: Shut your mouth,
shut up.

-KUDU: Shut up!
-(ALARM BEEPING)

WOLF: Come on!

-JUDY: Excuse me!
-(GASPS)

-Where? Oh!
-JUDY: The... Mmm-hmm. Yes.

BOGO: Number two.

-Yeah!
-NARRATOR: On the 15th of May,

TOMMY: Horton!
JESSICA: Horton!

-(GROANS)
-TOMMY: Look out below!

NARRATOR:
Then humoring a "Humpf!"

-HORTON: Ooh.
-My, that Horton certainly is eccentric.

NARRATOR: So while Kangaroo 
stood there sneering a sneer...

NARRATOR: Once again, the speck 
floated right by Horton's ear.

-TINY VOICE: Help!
-(GASPS)

HORTON: Wait! Come back!

-KANGAROO: Watch it!
-Eh... Uh...

HORTON: (PANTING) Wait!

-Maybe, we're big.
-KANGAROO: Horton...

-"Fat boy, you want some?"
-KANGAROO: Horton!

NARRATOR: Now, some people 
out there, I think I know who,

HORTON: Hello!

NARRATOR: The Mayor of 
Who-ville, a man named McDod,

NARRATOR: The mayor and his wife, 
they had children to spare.

NARRATOR: In Who-ville tradition, 
unlike yours or mine

NARRATOR: And why didn't he speak?

MAYOR: That's right.

JUDY: Boom!

NICK: Uh, no, no. There are.

NICK: Officer, I can't
thank you enough.

-(SNIFFING) -FAIRY: Come on.

ROSETTA: There you are!

ROSETTA: What's with the berries?

NYX: Get away from the hawk, Fawn.

FAIRY: Ahem.

-(SQUEAKING)
-NICK: Popsicles!

NICK: Be careful now,
or it won't just...

HORTON: Oh, there.
That ought to be comfy.

HORTON: We can take a vote on issues.

JESSICA: Hey, Horton?
What you got there?

NARRATOR: While Horton can 
clean about the speck that he found

NARRATOR: Now, 
the Mayor knew it was his job

-Well, then the Whoville is a speck.
-MAYOR: Right.

HORTON:
Well, from where you standing?

-HORTON: Dark.
-(STAMMERING)

-HORTON: Light!
-Whoo.

NARRATOR: What at all this means? 
The Mayor haven't the clue.

LARUE:
Dramatic changes in the weather.

HORTON: (IN NASAL VOICE)
Ah, no. This is Benny.

NARRATOR: And it's then Horton 
saw at the top of mountain Nool

-On the top of the mountain Nool...
-MISS YELP: Mr. Mayor?

-Yeah?
-HORTON: I wish we could...

NARRATOR: So, then 
Horton began his long perilous trek

-I will understand you
-FAWN: Hello?

-It was real great!
-BONNIE: Yeah?

STU: Oh, she's not a real cop.

BONNIE: Glorious day!

STU: (LAUGHS)
Oh, meter maid! Meter maid!

ORYX: Hey, buddy, turn down
that depressing music.

KUDU: Leave
the meter maid alone.

ORYX: Oh, shut up!
KUDU: You shut up!

ORYX: You shut up!

-KUDU: You shut up!
-(JUDY GROANS)

KUDU: Yeah,
but it might be worse!

FAWN: (SHOUTING) Incoming!

FURY: Nyx.

FAWN: No, Gruff! Wrong way!

ANGRY DRIVER: Uncool, rabbit.

-It was just robbed! Look!
-JUDY: Oh!

-JUDY: Stop!
-Huh?

-(PANTING)
-BYSTANDER: Whoa! Whoa!

JUDY: You!

-JUDY: Ha! Oh...
-(SCREAMS)

KANGAROO: Hmm.

-KANGAROO: Horton!
-(ALL SCREAMING)

KANGAROO: That Horton is a menace.

BOGO: Abandoning your post.

CLAWHAUSER: Chief...

BOGO: Yes. I know.

BOGO: Ma'am, our detectives
are very busy.

JUDY: I will find him.

MRS. OTTERTON: (SIGHS) Oh!

CLAWHAUSER: Here you go.

JUDY: That's it?

CLAWHAUSER: Leads, none.
Witnesses, none.

JUDY: Okay.
Last known sighting.

ON RECORDING:
200 bucks a day, Fluff!

FINNICK: She hustled you.

DENTIST: Rinse, please.

-Ah!
-DENTIST: Next, please.

MAYOR: Here. And I'll take that.

SALLY: Hi! You're home late.

-Time to hit the hey, I guess.
-SALLY: Sweetheart.

YAX: (CHANTING) Om!

-JUDY: Hello. My name is...
-Oh...

NICK: Oh, boy.

YAX: Yeah, some mammals say...

-0-3.
-JUDY: 0-3. Wow.

JUDY: I hope so. We are
really fighting the clock...

-FLASH: Sure.
-(GROWLS)

FLASH: ...Priscilla!

JUDY: Oh, no!

-FLASH: Here...
-Yeah. Hurry.

-(RATTLING)
-JUDY: Closed. Great.

NICK: Mmm.
And I will bet you...

NICK: No.

JUDY: This is him,
Emmitt Otterton.

NICK: Well, now,
wait a minute.

RAYMOND: Oh... (LAUGHING)

JUDY: (WHISPERS)
Is that Mr. Big?

JUDY: What about him?

MR. BIG: Meh.

NICK: No, no, no.

-Oh. Thank you.
-MR. BIG: Oh.

SCRIBBLE: Hmm. Interesting.

SCRIBBLE: Bup-bup! Please.

-TINKER BELL: We know.
-Oh, honey, you are doing great!

IRIDESSA:
Yeah, you're doing really good.

IRIDESSA: (WHIMPERS) Oh, no.

TINKER BELL: Good luck!
SILVERMIST: Be brave!

ROSETTA: You can do it, sugar!

NYX: I had my first direct sighting
earlier today.

TINKER BELL: Back home.
ROSETTA: Come on, Gruff.

TINKER BELL: On three!

FAWN: What happened?

SALLY: No, you can't
have ice cream for breakfast.

-SALLY: Ned?
-(GASPS) What?

-(CHUCKLES)
-HANNAH: Please, Mom.

HILDY: Me two!
HOOLY: Me three!

-MAYOR: Hey, JoJo. Wow.
-Huh?

NARRATOR: Then, JoJo 
snuck out feeling lonely and sad

-RUDY: But, Mom?
-Stay inside.

-PHOTOGRAPHER: Smile.
-(ALL LAUGHING)

MR. BIG: Otterton
is my florist.

MANCHAS: You...

-what happened to me.
-NICK: Whoa.

JUDY: Clawhauser!

CLAWHAUSER: Okay, we're
sending backup! Hopps?

JUDY: I thought this was
just a missing mammal case...

NICK: Uh, no.

MEAN KID ANIMAL: Okay, Nick.

NICK: I was gonna be
part of a pack.

MEAN KID ANIMAL: Okay.

JUNIOR RANGER SCOUT 1:
Cry baby.

JUNIOR RANGER SCOUT 2:
Aw, is he gonna cry?

NICK: I learned
two things that day.

-(DOOR KNOCKING)
-LARUE: Mayor?

-MAYOR: Horton!
-Huh? What?

-It's the end of the world!
-GIRL: Whee!

HORTON: (THROUGH DRAINPIPE)
There. That better?

-Word is she's gone to Vlad.
-HORTON: Vlad.

MORTON: Please, for me, just this once,

HORTON:
I don't want to sound the alarm.

-by a giant, carnivorous bird.
-MAYOR: What?

HORTON: Mayor? Are you there?

-HORTON: Bad Vlad! Bad Vlad!
-(VLAD CHORTLING)

HORTON: Whew!

MAN: Hey, Mr. Mayor!
Something's wrong!

WHO 1: The science museum is history!
WHO 2: The Lost and Found is missing!

WOMAN: What's going on, Mr. Mayor?

MAYOR: No, wait! Who-ville
is in terrible danger.

MAYOR: Wait! You got to listen to me!

WHO 3: He's lost his mind.

-(CROWD MURMURING)
-WOMAN: I don't hear anything.

VLAD: What a burn on you, Horton!

HORTON: (OUT OF BREATH)
Give me back...

JUDY: We just need to get into
the traffic cam database.

BELLWETHER: There. Traffic
cams for the whole city.

JUDY: Oh.
BELLWETHER: Hmm.

LIONHEART: Smell-wether!

-Who are these guys?
-NICK: Ugh.

NICK: Bet you a nickle
one of them is gonna howl?

-South canyon.
-JUDY: Mmm-hmm.

FAWN: Gruff?

TINKER BELL: Fawn!

FAWN: Gruff? Gruff?

NYX: Just like the other two.

CHASE: Over here!

JUDY: It looks like
this was a hospital.

JUDY: Huh.

NICK: Carrots.

JUDY: It's him!

LIONHEART: Enough! I don't
want excuses, Doctor!

LIONHEART: Really?

BADGER DOCTOR: Well,
what does Chief Bogo say?

NICK: No, no, no!

FAWN: Help!

HEALING FAIRY: She needs to rest,
stay off her wings for a few days.

-(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
-GAZELLE: Wow!

ON VIDEO: I'm Gazelle, and
you are one hot dancer.

GAZELLE: Wow! I'm impressed.

JUDY: Mayor Lionheart,
you have the right...

BOGO: Ladies
and gentlemammals.

BOGO:
At twenty-two hundred hours...

BOGO: They appear to be
in good health, physically...

MALE PRESS BEAVER: Over here!

FEMALE PRESS ANIMAL: Okay,
so what is the connection?

SHEEP REPORTER: What do you
mean, biology?

MALE PRESS ANIMAL:
Of course they did.

JUNIOR RANGER SCOUT:
Aw, is he gonna cry?

MALE PRESS ANIMAL: Officer
Hopps, could it happen again?

FEMALE PRESS ANIMAL:
Will more mammals go savage?

FEMALE PRESS ANIMAL:
Have you considered

RABBIT REPORTER: Have any
other foxes gone savage?

GAZELLE: We cannot
let fear divide us.

JUDY: Um, I don't understand.

STU: You catch
any of that, Bon?

NARRATOR: But clover by clover 
by clover, he found

NARRATOR: And by noon 
poor Horton, more dead than alive,

NARRATOR: All day he looked, 
looked on and on.

-NARRATOR: But wait!
-(GASPS)

HORTON: (THROUGH DRAINPIPE)
Mayor, are you there?

MAYOR: (NASAL VOICE)
Uh, no. This is Floyd.

-This is the chairman.
-HORTON: Idiot!

MAYOR: And Burt from accounting.
And Mrs. McQillicuddy.

-MAYOR: Mmm, bathtub.
-Ooh! Yeah.

MAYOR: We're all here, Horton.

JUDY: I really am
just a dumb bunny.

-(ALL GASP)
-MORTON: Whoa!

-(ALL SHOUTING)
-YUMMO: Let's get him!

SPARROWMAN 1: Get inside!
FAIRY 1: Scribble, get inside!

FAIRY 2: Fly away!
SPARROWMAN 1: Get out of here!

-SPARROWMAN: Help us!
-(GRUNTING)

FAIRY 1: Do you need anything else?

FAIRY 2: Bring some extra bandages.

FAWN: Tink!

TINKER BELL: No, Fawn.

JUDY: (WHISPERS) Come on.

HORTON: Morton? I told you, 100%!

-MORTON: It's not me.
-(RUMBLING GROWS LOUDER)

WICKERSHAM 1:
Everybody! Come on!

-There he is!
-WICKERSHAM 2: Get the speck!

DOUG: Yeah, I'll buzz you
when it's done.

JESSE: Hey, Doug, open up!
We've got your latte.

FAWN: Hang tight, Gruff!
We're getting you out of here!

FAWN: Listen to me.

FAWN: Nyx got it backwards.

TINKER BELL: Fawn, you can't!

DOUG: You better have
the extra foam this time.

JESSE: Hey! Open up!

NICK: Mission accomplished.

NARRATOR: The Mayor grabbed 
the tom-tom and started to smack it.

FAIRY: Is that Fawn?

-NICK: Oh!
-(GRUNTS)

-(SCREAMING)
-JUDY: Hey!

NICK: Oh, no, no, no!
Too fast! Too fast!

MAYOR: Everybody, don't stop!

FAWN: Nyx!

NICK: Yeah...

BELLWETHER: Judy!

BELLWETHER: Come on out, Judy.

BELLWETHER: We're on
the same team, Judy.

BELLWETHER: And
I'll dart every predator...

-(ALL GASPING)
-RUDY: They are there!

NARRATOR: And that "Yopp".

TINKER BELL: Fawn!

IRIDESSA: Oh, no!
SILVERMIST: Fawn.

ROSETTA: Fawn?

TINKER BELL: Fawn, wake up!
VIDIA: Is she okay?

-Yeah!
-WHO: Whoo!

FAWN: Every fairy should know
the true story about the NeverBeast.

-FAIRY 1: Easy, easy. A little more.
-(GROWLING)

FAIRY 2: Yay, Gruff!

BUCK: Thanks Gruff!

IRIDESSA: Hey, Gruff.
SILVERMIST: Hi, Gruffy.

ROSETTA: Speaking of smells,

SILVERMIST: I know a hot spring
that's just his size.

FAWN: Gruff?

JUDY: When I was a kid...

NARRATOR: And so all ended well

KATIE: Ah.

GAZELLE: Good evening,
Zootopia!

GAZELLE: Pit your paws
in the air. Come on!

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