Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas off-screen voiceovers

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CHIP: Whoa!
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MRS. POTTS: Chip, away from
those presents, dear.
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CHIP: Mama, I found one for me!
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COGSWORTH:
What are you yammering about?
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-Why don't you tell it, Mama?
-COGSWORTH: Capital idea.
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LUMIERE: Ah! Now we will hear
what really happened.
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LUMIERE: Ah-ah-ah.
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CHIP: Where could he be?
MRS. POTTS: Goodness knows.
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COGSWORTH: I'm beginning to think
he's not in the castle at all.
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LUMIERE: Let's go! Love will not wait.
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LUMIERE: And her looks
don't hurt either.
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CHIP: Yeah!
Or you could go ice-skating.
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MRS. POTTS: Come along, Belle, dear.
The great outdoors awaits.
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CHIP: Yeah, let's go!
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CHIP: Come on!
COGSWORTH: Not so fast.
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-Oh, humiliating.
-MRS. POTTS: Pish posh.
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MRS. POTTS: Look at us,
squabbling and bickering,
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LUMIERE: Mince pies.
MRS. POTTS: Potatoes.
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CHIP: One-thousand one,
one-thousand two,
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-Are we there yet?
-BELLE: Not yet.
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LUMIERE: And we'll be as shiny
as a brand-new centime
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CHIP: Hiya, Belle.
You should see the ballroom.
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-(SLOW MELODIC MUSIC PLAYING)
-BELLE: Shh.
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BELLE: Sultan?
FIFE: Back off, doggy.
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CHIP: (SHUDDERING)
Well, maybe there's nobody here.
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BELLE: What's the matter, Sultan?
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FORTE: Mademoiselle, please.
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FORTE: Chin up, son.
There's a profound lesson here.
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BELLE: It looks dangerous.
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LUMIERE: Careful, careful.
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-Lumiere, you're with me.
-BEAST: Cogsworth!
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BEAST: Hot.
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-I will bring her back!
-FORTE: No!
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-FORTE: Oh, don't do it.
-(CUPIDS COOING)
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AXE: Merry Christmas!
And a happy Hanukkah!
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CHIP: The tree, Belle!
We're gonna lose the tree!
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BELLE: Oh!
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FORTE: Oh, my dear old friend,
I told you not to feel for her.
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MRS. POTTS: There she is.
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BELLE'S VOICE: "Once upon a time,
there was an enchanted castle.
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-(CHEERING)
-CHIP: All right!
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FORTE: So, Beast gets girl,
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-BELLE: Oh, no!
-Belle!
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BEAST: Forte!
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LUMIERE: Oh, no, the bell jar!
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-LUMIERE: You got it?
-Got it. Got it.
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COGSWORTH: The setting is perfect.
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MRS. POTTS: Merry Christmas.
LUMIERE: Merry Christmas, everyone.
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WOMAN: Open it!
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