The Incredibles off-screen voiceovers

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-Is this on?
-INTERVIEWER: That's fine.
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-INTERVIEWER: That's fine.
-I can't get this on.
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INTERVIEWER: Mr. Incredible...
Do you have a secret identity?
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INTERVIEWER:
I could get to that point.
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-"Please?
-INTERVIEWER: We're not finished.
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BUDDY: Hey! Hey, wait!
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INCREDIBLE: You know,
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-FROZONE: Hey, Incredible!
-Hey, Frozone!
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WOMAN: He's gonna jump!
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SANSWEET: I think
you broke something.
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BUDDY: And IncrediBoy!
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VOYAGE: IncrediBoy?
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ANNOUNCER: In a stunning turn of
events, a superhero is being sued
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LAWYER: My client has no comment.
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ANNOUNCER: Another suit was filed
by victims of the El train accident.
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ANNOUNCER: Under public pressure,
and the financial burden
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HELEN: Why do we have
so much junk?
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BOY: Rydinger, where you headed?
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-GIRL: Hi, Tony.
-Hey.
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BOY: Tony, I thought we were
gonna go swimming.
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DASH: Come on, Violet!
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-Honey!
-BOB: Kids! Listen to your mother.
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DASH: You're gonna be toast!
HELEN: Stop running in the house.
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HELEN: Sit down!
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-Gazerbeam.
-HELEN: Bob! It's time to engage.
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JACK-JACK: Hello?
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BOB: Get the door.
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LUCIUS: Whoa!
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LUCIUS: Ha, ha.
DASH: Oh!
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DASH: Lucky.
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LUCIUS: So now I'm in deep trouble.
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LUCIUS: I mean, the guy has me
on a platter, and he won't shut up.
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RADIO: Municiberg, we have a 23-56...
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MIRAGE: He's not alone.
The fat guy's still with him.
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-RADIO: We have a report on a fire...
-We're fire. We're close!
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BOB: Fire! Yeah!
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LUCIUS: Is that everybody?
BOB: Yeah.
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BOB: Yeah.
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LUCIUS: That was way too close.
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VIOLET: Pretty loud discussion.
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HUPH: Haven't you got him yet? 
Where is he?
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PA: Mr. Huph would like to talk
to you in his office.
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HUPH: You know, Bob, a company...
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HUPH: It only works if all
the little cogs mesh together.
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BOB: What are you waiting for?
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COMPUTER: Match, Mr. Incredible.
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MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Yes, we know who you are.
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-HELEN: Honey!
-Huh? What?
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-HELEN: Dinner's ready.
-Okay.
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HELEN: Is someone in there?
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-HELEN: Stop. It's time for dinner.
-One minute!
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COMPUTER: This message
will self-destruct.
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SYNDROME: (BARELY AUDIBLE)
Most important, keep things light.
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BOB: I take it our host is...
MIRAGE: I'm sorry.
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-Jeez.
-HELEN: Hurry, honey.
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-All visitors are required...
-E: Go check the electric fence.
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E: Supermodels.
Nothing super about them.
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-E: It will be bold. Dramatic!
-Yeah.
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E: No capes!
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E: Tall, storm powers. Nice man.
Good with kids.
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E: All was well, another day saved
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E: April 23rd, '57.
Cape caught in a jet turbine.
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E: Meta-Man Express elevator.
Dynaguy, snag on takeoff.
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BOB: Don't answer it, honey, I got it!
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MIRAGE: How soon can you get here?
BOB: I'll leave tomorrow morning.
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-MIRAGE: See you there.
-Goodbye.
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-HELEN: Bob?
-Yeah, what's up, honey?
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SHIP'S COMPUTER:
This is your automated Captain.
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-BOB: Don't mind if I do. Thanks.
-You're welcome.
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MIRAGE: Hello, Mr. Incredible.
Nice suit.
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-I'd like to speak to Edna, please.
-E: This is Edna.
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-HELEN: I'm calling about...
-Don't make me beg.
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SYNDROME: It's bigger!
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SYNDROME: It tore me apart.
But I learned an important lesson.
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BOB: Kronos?
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SCANNER: Life reading negative.
Mr. Incredible terminated.
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E: This project has completely
confiscated my life, darling.
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E: Shh! Darling! I cut it a little
roomy for the free movement.
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E: and can also withstand
a temperature of over 1000 degrees.
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GUARD: Hey, hey. We got a man down!
GUARD 2: Come on, let's go.
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GUARD 2: Are you okay?
What happened?
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-The Dash likes.
-HELEN: Just a second.
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-HELEN: India Golf checking in.
-Helen!
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-VIOLET: Ow!
-Violet!
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-KARI: Who can handle it?
-(BEEPING)
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HELEN: Violet!
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-HELEN: There are children aboard!
-No!
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SYNDROME: I knew you couldn't do it.
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VIOLET: Mom!
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-DASH: Vi, Vi!
-What did you do?
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ROBOT: Identification, please.
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PA: Intruder alert.
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GUARD: Think they're supers?
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-What?
-GUARD 2: Stop talking!
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GUARD 3: Hold it! Freeze!
VIOLET: Dash, run!
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-What?
-VIOLET: Run!
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DASH: Ha, ha!
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DASH: Uh-oh.
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GUARD: I know you're there,
Little Miss Disappear.
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-There you are.
-DASH: Hey!
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HELEN: Kids.
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DASH: Wow.
VIOLET: Whoa.
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SYNDROME: Just like a movie!
The robot will emerge dramatically,
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BOB: I'm sorry.
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GUARD: Hey, every time they run,
you take a shot.
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HELEN: This is the right hangar,
but I don't see any jets.
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-Great! I can't fly a rocket.
-VIOLET: You don't have to.
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-How do I get into the computer?
-MIRAGE: Say please.
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-Honey?
-HONEY: What?
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-Where is my supersuit?
-HONEY: What?
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-HONEY: I put it away.
-Where?
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-HONEY: Why do you need to know?
-I need it!
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HONEY: Don't you think about
running off doing no derrin'-do.
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-The public is in danger!
-HONEY: My evening's in danger!
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HONEY: "Greater good"?
I am your wife!
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-MAN: The supers have returned!
-Is that Fironic?
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-MAN: Fironic?
-No, Fironic has a different outfit.
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BOB: How you doing, honey?
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HELEN: Do I have to answer?
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BOB: Here we go, honey.
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BOB: Yeah!
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FROZONE: Gotcha!
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-It doesn't work!
-HELEN: Kids!
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FROZONE: It's not doing anything.
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-BOB: Press the button!
-Not yet!
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-FROZONE: Helen!
-What are you waiting for?
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-I'm trying to listen to messages.
-KARI: It's me.
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KARI: I'm not fine, Mrs. Parr!
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KARI: I'm gonna call the police...
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LITTLE BOY: Oh, man.
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BOB: Come on, run! Pick up the pace.
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BOB: Pace it. Slow down just a little bit.
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BOB AND HELEN: Close second, yeah!
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BOB: That's my boy!
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DASH: I didn't know what the heck
you wanted me to do.
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UNDERMINER:
I am always beneath you,
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UNDERMINER: I hereby declare war
on peace and happiness!
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