Large Pizza (Give a Day. Get a Disney Day. Toons) script

Large Pizza

Directed by: Clark Spencer
Produced by: Peter Del Vecho
Written by: Clark Spencer
Starring: Steve Whitmire, Eric Jacobson, Dave Goelz, Bill Barretta, David Rudman, Matt Vogel, Leslie Carrara, Katherine Von Till
Music by: Henry Jackman
Production company: Walt Disney Animation Studios, Walt Disney Pictures
Distributed by: Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures
Release dates: October 2, 2012 (with Cinderella: Diamond Edition) (the day of Jeff Bennett's birthday)
Running time: 7 minutes
Country: United States
Language: English
MPAA Rating: G: "General Audiences-All Ages Admitted."

(Walt Disney Animation Studios logo: The shorter version. The variant has the last few seconds of Mickey whistling with the music)
(TITLE CARD: GIVE A DAY. GET A DISNEY DAY. TOONS)
(INT. PIXIE PALACE, DOWNTOWN DISNEY – DAY. The NERDLUCKS are in the pizza restaurant with MISS PIGGY and PEPÉ THE KING PRAWN. TITLE CARD on the pizza says, LARGE PIZZA)
CASHIER: Large pizza, and here's your toy.
(She places the belt buckle next to the meal)
Bang: A Kermit belt buckle? Can I get a Miss Piggy instead?
Cashier: We're all out of Miss Piggies.
Pound: We'll, can they have that one?
(The cashier turned to the display where BABY PIGGY and BABY KERMIT were standing)
Cashier: I'm sorry, those are for display only.
POUND: Thanks anyways. Come on, guys.
(Baby Piggy turns to Baby Kermit)
Baby Piggy: See? I told you we're never gonna get played with.
Baby Kermit: But we're just here to sell pixie dust.
NAWT: All right! Ball pit!
Baby Piggy: Hey, hey, wait a minute.
(She saw the Nerdlucks entering the Never Play Land through the ball pit with Pepé–and Miss Piggy!)
Blanko: Splash!
Baby Piggy: I think I just found our ticket to playtime. Come on, let's go!
Baby Kermit: I better not. I don't want to get in trouble with the pixie dust people.
Baby Piggy: Fine. You stay here with the Belt Buckle. Me, I'm gonna get played with! See ya, baby frog!
(She left)
Baby Kermit: Oh, boy.
Belt Buckle: (BUZZES)
(INT. NEVER PLAY LAND, PIXIE PALACE – DAY.)
Nawt: Oh, no! Hot lava!
(The Nerdlucks push Miss Piggy and Pepé down a slide. They landed into a ball pit. The Nerdlucks were right behind them)
Bupkus: Splash!
POUND: Come on, guys!
Bang: Coming!
(They leave the ball pit, leaving Miss Piggy and Pepé behind)
Pepé: I loved playtime!
Miss Piggy: It's a little unsanitary but... Ho!
(Abruptly, She is pulled down under the ball pit and Baby Piggy rises)
Baby Piggy: Playtime's the best!
POUND: Guys, don't forget your friends.
(Pound dragged Pepé and Baby Piggy out of the ball pit)
(EXT. ENTRANCE TO PIXIE PALACE, DOWNTOWN DISNEY – DAY. They exit the building)
(INT. LOCAL GYMNASIUM, HAPPINESS HOTEL – DAY. KERMIT THE FROG and THE MUPPETS (Fozzie, Beaker, Rowlf, Link Hogthrob, and Gonzo) enjoy relaxing until the door opened and the Nerdlucks enter)
Bupkus: Hi, Muppets. Bye, Muppets.
Pepé: Hi, everybody! We're home!
Kermit: Hey, welcome back! How was Pixie... Ugh! What smells like chicken fingers?
(Baby Piggy enters the penthouse)
Baby Piggy: Miss Piggy, at your service.
(The Muppets (Floyd, Kermit, Fozzie, Scooter, Gonzo, Link Hogthrob, Bunsen, Dr. Teeth, and Rowlf) knew that Miss Piggy is missing)
Gonzo: Uh... What happened to Miss Piggy?
Pepé: She says the plastic in the ball pit made her shrink!
Baby Piggy: Yeah, yeah, that's right, Froggy. Say, when's the playtime start around here?
Kermit: All right, where's the real Miss Piggy?
(INT. NEVER PLAY LAND, PIXIE PALACE – DAY. Miss Piggy rose up from the ball pit and tries to get out the structure but it ran into the wall)
Miss Piggy: Blast.
(She uses around the structure. She uses the slide that doesn't lead to the ball pit. She slides down until she reaches the bottom until…)
Snow White: Well, hello!
Miss Piggy: (GASPS)
Snow White: Welcome to the support group for discarded Disney characters. We're just about to begin. Doc?
(DOC, the leader of the dwarfs appeared)
Snow White: Would you find her a party room.
Doc: Right this way, madam.
(INT. PARTY ROOM, PIXIE PALACE – DAY. She sits down and speaks up)
Miss Piggy: I think there's been a mistake. You see, I was just left in the ball pit and I...
Snow White: Oh, we've all been left in the ball pit of life, haven't we? Yes, dwarfs? You have a question?
Bashful: What? Oh, I'm sorry, this is just my play feature.
Sleepy: Play feature.
Sneezy: Play feature.
Happy: Play feature.
Grumpy: Play feature.
Snow White: That's super. Now why don't we just go around the room and introduce ourselves? My name is Snow White.
DISNEY CHARACTERS: Hi, Snow White.
Snow White: I was from the kingdom far, far away, waiting for my prince to come. Christmas '37. I was thrown away, and that's okay.
Doc: I'm Doc, leader of the seven dwarves. We used to work at the mine with my fellow dwarfs to dig for diamonds. Well, I never got played with.
Pinocchio: Hi. The name's Pinocchio. I like to become a real boy. I got locked in the birdcage by Stromboli!
Alice: My name is Alice and fall down the rabbit hole!
Peter Pan: (STAMMERS) I don't get it. I took the Darling children to Never Land on the second star to the right and straight on till morning.
Captain Hook: Blast that Peter Pan.
Stromboli: My name is Stromboli. I teach Pinocchio how to– (accidentally throws the axe) Sorry!
Mad Hatter: I mean, this is not a birthday party. This is a un-birthday party.
Honest John: Gideon and me took Pinocchio to the theater.
Miss Piggy: My name is Miss Piggy.
ALL: Hi, Miss Piggy?
Miss Piggy: And I need to go.
Doc: Wait, don't run away from your problems, sister.
Miss Piggy: Look, I need to get back to my friends.
Snow White: We're your friends now, Piggy? Look around you. We've all been discarded and we need to stick together. Isn't that right, Tweedles?
Tweedledee & Tweedledum: (HONK! HONK!)
(INT. LOCAL GYMNASIUM, HAPPINESS HOTEL – DAY. Baby Piggy is feet skating)
Baby Piggy: Playtime's coming super-soon
Doo-dah, doo-dah
Pepé: Guys, I'm telling you, this is the real Miss Piggy!
Baby Piggy: ...all playtime day
Kermit: Pepé, she's like three inches tall.
Fozzie: Yeah, but she's a pretty good ice dancer.
(Baby Piggy spin jumps)
MUPPETS: Whoa!
(The Muppets (Fozzie, Dr. Teeth, Scooter, Beaker, Zoot, Animal, Floyd, Beauregard, Link Hogthrob, Camilla, Gonzo, Janice, Rowlf, Bunsen, and Lew Zealand) applauded)
Kermit: Well, I'm gonna go find out what happened to our friend.
(Baby Piggy keeps skating)
Kermit: Yoo-hoo! Little Miss Piggy guy!
Baby Piggy: Oh, playtime day
Kermit: Listen, about this playtime...
Baby Piggy: Playtime? Hey, I'll be the frog.
Kermit: Hey! Come back here!
(Baby Piggy comes to Fozzie)
Baby Piggy: Get along, teddy bear! Hee-haw!
(She slaps him and skates)
Fozzie: Could somebody tackle her, please?
(Baby Piggy keeps skating)
Baby Piggy: Playtime is your friend
(Abruptly, Kermit tackles her)
Fozzie: Thank you.
(INT. PARTY ROOM, PIXIE PALACE – DAY. The Disney character support group finish the affirmation)
DISNEY CHARACTERS: Even though I have been thrown away, I am not garbage.
(They applauded. Poor Miss Piggy. She doesn't know what to do)
Miss Piggy: (SIGHS) How am I gonna get up there?
Snow White: All right, everyone, this is a good time for some reenactment therapy. Let's break into groups of two. And let's have Geppetto…
Geppetto: Me?
Snow White: With Gideon. John and Michael with their sister, Wendy.
Wendy: Yes.
Snow White: And then White Rabbit
White Rabbit: Good.
Snow White: With the March Hare.
March Hare: Half of a cup if you don't mind.
Snow White: Mr. Smee? I'm gonna put you with Piggy.
(Mr. Smee walks up to her)
Snow White: Now Piggy, you are a child who has received this toy. Pick him up and play with him.
(Miss Piggy grabs Smee)
Miss Piggy: Oh, boy. Play, play, play.
Mr. Smee: Oh. (LAUGHS)
Snow White: Good. Now, to simulate the abandonment, discard him.
Mr. Smee: What?
(Miss Piggy lets go of Smee)
Snow White: And walk over there next to Jiminy Cricket.
Miss Piggy: Jiminy Cricket?
Jiminy: Cricket's the name.
Miss Piggy: So, wouldn't it be more devastating if I left the room?
Snow White: Oh, what a fabulous idea! Thank you, Piggy.
Miss Piggy: Jiminy, do you mind?
Jiminy: Yeah, sure, whatever.
(Miss Piggy grabs Jiminy)
Jiminy: Whoa! Oh, yeah!
(He opens his umbrella and flies Miss Piggy up into the ceiling where she will have her chance to escape Pixie Palace)
Jiminy: That was awesome.
Snow White: Now, how did that make you feel?
Mr. Smee: Well, let's see now. It made me happy when I was played with, but sad when she left.
Snow White: Good. Okay, good, hold that thought. We're going to have Piggy come back in now. Piggy?
(Mr. Smee turned and saw Jiminy)
Jiminy: Uh, she left.
(Abruptly, Mr. Smee burst into tears)
Mr. Smee: (SOBBING) No!
(INT. LOCAL GYMNASIUM, HAPPINESS HOTEL – DAY. Kermit hatched a rescue mission to the Muppets (Pepé, Link Hogthrob, Dr. Teeth, Lew Zealand, Fozzie, Rowlf, Floyd, Animal, Bunsen, Beauregard, and Beaker)
Kermit: Okay. To save Piggy, we need to find a way to get inside Pixie Palace.
(Baby Piggy is all tied up. Gonzo is next to her)
Baby Piggy: So, I used to work at Pixie Palace. You like honey mustard sauce? Yeah, you do.
Kermit: Come on, guys, think. How do we get inside?
Fozzie: We could jimmy the lock.
Lew Zealand: Let's act our way in!
Scooter: Oh! We could drive a truck through the front door!
(Until…)
Miss Piggy: Or, you could use the drive-through.
(Kermit and his gang (Beauregard, Sweetums, Beaker, Rowlf, Bunsen, Pepé, Janice, Fozzie, Floyd, Lew Zealand, Dr. Teeth, Scooter, Link Hogthrob, Zoot, and Animal) saw the real Miss Piggy)
ALL: Piggy!
(Gonzo hugs Miss Piggy)
Gonzo: You're back!
(Then Miss Piggy turns to Baby Piggy)
Miss Piggy: So, what do you have to say for yourself, piglet?
(Baby Piggy gulps)
(INT. PARTY ROOM, PIXIE PALACE – DAWN. Baby Piggy and Miss Piggy hold the support group)
Baby Piggy: I've done some things that I'm not proud of. I've spent a lot of playtime thinking I was the prize that came with the meal, but with the help of my sponsor, I know now that the real prize is inside of each and every one of us.
(The Disney characters applauded. The axe is accidentally thrown by Stromboli)
Stromboli: Oh! Sorry.
March Hare: Half of a cup if you don't mind.
(THE END)

CAST
STEVE WHITMIRE – KERMIT THE FROG
ERIC JACOBSON – MISS PIGGY
ERIC JACOBSON – FOZZIE BEAR
BILL BARRETTA – PEPÉ THE KING PRAWN
DAVE GOELZ – THE GREAT GONZO
DAVID RUDMAN – SCOOTER
MATT VOGEL – FLOYD PEPPER
KATHERINE VON TILL – SNOW WHITE
LESLIE CARRARA – BABY PIGGY
CHARITY JAMES – BLANKO
JUNE MELBY – BANG
CATHERINE REITMAN – BUPKUS
COLLEEN WAINWRIGHT – NAWT
PHIL SNYDER – JIMINY CRICKET
DAVID OGDEN STIERS – DOC
JOCELYN BLUE – POUND
ZOOEY DESCHANEL – CASHIER
TYLER BUNCH – BABY KERMIT
JEFF BENNETT – MR. SMEE
JEFF BENNETT – MARCH HARE
JIM CUMMINGS – STROMBOLI
COREY BURTON – MAD HATTER
HYNDEN WALCH – ALICE
JEFF BENNETT – BASHFUL
BILL FARMER – SLEEPY
BOB JOLES – SNEEZY
STEPHEN STANTON – HAPPY
ELAN GARFIAS – PINOCCHIO
JEFF BENNETT – WHITE RABBIT
MATT VOGEL – LEW ZEALAND
COREY BURTON – CAPTAIN HOOK
HYNDEN WALCH – WENDY
COREY BURTON – TWEDDLEDEE & TWEEDLEDUM
JEFF BENNETT – GEPPETTO
COREY BURTON – HONEST JOHN
BLAYNE WEAVER – PETER PAN
ADDITIONAL VOICES: LORI ALAN, BOB BERGEN, JOHN CYGAN, JESS HARNELL, DANNY MANN, CRISTINA PUCELLI, JAN RABSON, JIM WARD

(POST-CREDITS SCENE)
(INT. PIXIE PALACE – NIGHT. Baby Kermit and Belt Buckle are left behind in the display)
Belt Buckle: (BEEPING)
BABY KERMIT: (LAUGHS) Oh, that was a good one. Belt Buckle, you crack me up sometimes.