(Walt Disney Pictures logo: The short version of the CGI castle)
(Pixar Animation Studios logo: The short version which starts with the completed logo and only includes Luxo Jr. looking at us)
(TITLE CARD: A MONSTERS UNIVERSITY SHORT)
(EXT. FRAT ROW – NIGHT. The students were all celebrating RUSH WEEK)
Dirk: Let's party!
(The fraternities and sororities were having huge parties, including Jaws Theta Chi (JOX), Python Nu Kappa (PNK), and two of the Roar Omega Roar's (ROR) fraternity members, CHET ALEXANDER and JAVIER RIOS)
(EXT. OOZMA KAPPA FRATERNITY HOUSE – NIGHT. The sign on top of the house that says "WELCOME STUDENTS" falls off)
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT. The Oozma Kappa (OK); DON, the mature student, TERRI & TERRY, the cheery two-headed monster, SQUISHY, the blob-like monster, and ART, an U-shaped monster are all wearing party hats. They were waiting so long)
Terri: Maybe they all want to be fashionably late?
Terry: Face it, guys. No one's coming to our first frat party.
Squishy: This is gonna be the worst night of our lives.
(The door swung open and MIKE WAZOWSKI bursts into the fraternity house. His best friend, JAMES P. SULLIVAN, the top Scarer, steps in too)
Mike: This is gonna be the best night of our lives!
(He realizes that Don, Terri, Terry, Squishy, and Art are all looking depressed. Terri blows the party horn)
Sulley: Oh, cheer up guys. We thought this might happen.
Mike: And that is why we came prepared.
(Moments later, they brought a MU bag, a walkie-talkie, and the borrowed door station)
Squishy: AH! A door station! Where did you get a door station?
Mike: (On walkie-talkie) Beach Ball to Throw Rug, come in. Are you in position?
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. A huge party was in full swing. Sulley set up another door station to the wall. There were two door stations)
Sulley: (On walkie-talkie) Roger that, Beach Ball.
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT.)
SULLEY: (On walkie-talkie) Operation Party Central is a go.
Squishy: Mike, what's going on?
Mike: Bup, bup, bup. Just wait.
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. As George Sanderson grabbed the soft drink from the cooler, Sulley grabs it and walks into the ROR door station)
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. Sulley knows that he has to keep quiet. The door had led into the bedroom of two human couple, who were asleep. Carrying the cooler, he tiptoed quietly until someone snored. It was the MARRIED COUPLE, the PARENTS, who were asleep. He opens the door, which led into...)
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT. ...the Oozma Kappa living room)
Mike: We're not just gonna throw the biggest party of the year.
Sulley: (CHUCKLES) We're gonna steal it.
(Mike and Sulley hold up soft drinks)
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. The three party monsters are in the conversation while Art set up the trail of pizza on the floor)
Party Monster 1: This goes totally ironed me, like all five others right ahead of me.
Party Monster 2: I know, I saw that too.
(Then they turned and saw a pizza on the floor. They pick them up and eat it and start following the trail that leads to the door station. Art was here. He closes the ROR door station)
Art: (On walkie-talkie) Fuzz Rainbow to Beach Ball, I'm sending some your way.
(He grabs the door station to get more students as visitors for Party Central)
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. The three party monsters pass through the human bedroom and into the OK door station, thinking that the dad is snoring after Sulley closes the door station)
MOTHER: Roll over, honey. You're snoring.
FATHER: (SIGHS)
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT. Mike greeted the three guests to the decorated living room)
Mike: Welcome to Party Central.
(When Squishy opens the box of pizza, the lights go out and the disco ball lights up and spins)
PARTY MONSTER 1: All right!
(They step forward to munch it down)
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. Percy Boleshaw raised his can and pressed it to his head. The other JOXs cheered. Art appeared)
Art: Hey, I saw your girlfriend making out with some slug in the closet.
Percy: Janelle?
(He and the other JOXs run off and head for the ROR door station, entering)
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. The JOXs ran through the human bedroom)
PERCY: My babies!
(Sulley and Art both close the door stations at the same time, causing the mom to wake up)
Mother: Who's Janelle?
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. The student skate boards down the stairs)
STUDENT: Woo-hoo!
(Art had set up the ROR door station under the rug like a trap. When the student reaches the bottom, he falls through the door station)
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT. Where he lands at the Oozma Kappa living room. Don stood next to him with a tray full of drinks)
Don: Well, hello.
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. Art drops the door station on the little monster)
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. The little monster lands on the skate board on leach)
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT. Mike pulls the skate board into the Oozma Kappa living room, sending the little monster flying into the sofa)
Little Monster: All right! Punch it!
Squishy: I think it's working.
Monster with Hat: This party is lame. Where all the girls?
Squishy: Give me... (on walkie-talkie) We need girls!
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. The PNKs are on the couch)
Carrie: Ugh, this party is lame. Where all the guys?
(Art pushes the couch into the door station...)
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT. ...and into the Oozma Kappa living room. The couch parks next to the other sofas)
Mike: Ladies?
(The PNKs huddle around)
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. Terri, Terry, and Art hold the door station and use the game of limbo while the students are in line. Every time they drop the door station safety, any student went through)
BOTH: How low can you go? Gesundheit! How low can you go?
ART: Adios!
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. One of the EEKs, Brynn Larson flies through. The student flies through and went to the Oozma Kappa living room and closed the OK door station, making the mom wake up again)
Mother: (GASPS) (whispered) Time to wake up! Something just went into the closet.
FATHER: There's nothing in our closet, dear.
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. As Chet grabs the hot dog at the buffet table and disappeared, Art pushes the ROR door station, making the buffet table go...)
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. ...through the couple's bedroom like a railroad train...)
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT. ...and into the Oozma Kappa living room)
Sulley: Food's here!
(They make sure that it had enough food for students that Art steal at the ROR party)
(INT. ROR HOUSE – NIGHT. JOHNNY WORTHINGTON, the president of ROR, walks in)
Johnny: All right! Let's get this party sta–
(But he noticed that his fraternity house is deserted and someone confiscated all the party)
Johnny (CONT.): Where did everybody go?
(He's been robbed!)
(EXT. OOZMA KAPPA FRATERNITY HOUSE – NIGHT. The entire party had moved to the OK house–and it was a blast!)
Chet: This is the best party ever! YEAH!
(INT. OOZMA KAPPA LIVING ROOM – NIGHT. Inside the Oozma Kappa house, fully stocked, Squishy is showing some of his moves on the coffee table)
ALL: (CHANTING QUICKLY) Go Squishy! Go Squishy! Go Squishy! Go Squishy!
(Suddenly, the lights came on, flooding the living room in light and someone showed up)
SHERRI: Scott Sebastian Squibbles!
(It was SHERRI SQUIBBLES, Squishy's middle-aged mother, who is carrying a basket of laundry)
Sherri (CONT.): What is going on here?
SQUISHY: Mom?
(It looked like the party was over)
Squishy (CONT.): It... It's not what it looks like.
(When Sherri turned her attention to the door station, she realizes that Art is stealing all students from the ROR fraternity house)
Sherri: (GASPS) Is that a door station? (scared) Are you boys door-jamming?
Squishy: No, no, no, Mom, we were just... What's door-jamming?
(EXT. OOZMA KAPPA FRATERNITY HOUSE – NIGHT. Sherri decided to show everyone how to do a little door-jamming. He had the students place both door stations on the lawn in front of the OK house)
CROWD: (CHANTING) Sherri! Sherri! Sherri! Sherri!
(Sherri was up on the OK roof)
Sherri: Woo!
Squishy: (calling out) Mom! I don't think this is a good idea!
(But his mother didn't listen. Cackling, she raised the scream can, which it releases a scream, sending it flying like a deflating balloon and landed in the pile and exploded, fashioning a big bonfire)
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. The human adults heard a noise outside. The mom had enough!)
Mother: Okay, that's it! There definitely is something in there!
Father: All right, fine. You want me to check? I'll check.
(EXT. OOZMA KAPPA FRATERNITY HOUSE – NIGHT. Sherri uses the skate board and rolls down the roof)
Sherri: Woo-hoo!
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. The dad walked to the closet)
Father: How many times do I have to tell you?
(EXT. OOZMA KAPPA FRATERNITY HOUSE – NIGHT. Sherri reaches the end of the roof. The skate board bumps into the end of the roof, sending her flying)
(INT. BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. He wouldn't dare open the closet)
Father: There is nothing in our closet!
(He opens the door just in time to see...)
(Monsters in fiery hell! What a nightmare! But wait, there's more: Sherri went diving toward the dad. She flies through the bedroom, with the human adults watching in horror. Now it's really a nightmare! She reaches the end of the room...)
(EXT. OOZMA KAPPA FRATERNITY HOUSE – NIGHT. Through the door station and lands on the lawn. The crowd bursts into cheers with amazement. Mike, Sulley, Squishy, Don, Terri, Terry, and Art gather around Sherri)
Squishy: Mom, that was awesome!!!
Monster: Who's pledging Oozma Kappa?!
(The Oozma Kappas had thrown the best party MU had ever seen!)
(THE END)
(TITLE CARD: PARTY CENTRAL)
CAST
Billy Crystal – Mike
John Goodman – Sulley
Peter Sohn – Squishy
Julia Sweeney – Sherri Squibbles
Colleen O'Shaughnessey – Mom
James Kevin Ward – Dad
Charlie Day – Art
Nathan Fillion – Johnny
Dave Foley – Terry
Sean P. Hayes – Terri
Bobby Moynihan – Chet
Cristina Pucelli – Timmy
Joel Murray – Don
ADDITIONAL VOICES: Lori Alan, Carlos Alazraqui, Kim Donovan, Jess Harnell, Elissa Knight, Austin Madison, Kelsey Mann, Alec Medlock, A.J. Riebli III
(POST-CREDITS SCENE)
(INT. TIMMY'S BEDROOM, HUMAN WORLD – NIGHT. The door opens, waking TIMMY up. His horrified parents, clutching their pillows, want to ask him something)
Mother: (scared) Timmy, can we sleep with you tonight?
Father: (scared) There's monsters in our closet.
Timmy: (vehemently) That's what I've been trying to tell you!
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