Hercules off-screen voiceovers

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NARRATOR: Long ago,
in the faraway land of ancient Greece,
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NARRATOR: You go, girl.
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HADES: How sentimental.
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AMPHITRYON: Who's there?
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MUSE: It was tragic.
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BOY: Heads up!
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-(CROWD MURMURING)
-HERCULES: No.
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-BOY: Freak! Yeah, go away!
-(CROWD AGREEING)
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ZEUS: Ha ha!
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-HERCULES: So what's in Thebes?
-A lot of problems.
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HERCULES: Yeah. Yeah. I know.
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HADES: Meg?
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MAN: Pitta bread. Pitta bread.
Get your pitta bread here.
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OLD MAN: Tell me about it.
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HERCULES: Excuse me.
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-This we need.
-WOMAN: That's a laugh.
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-Don't you pea brain get it?
-WOMAN: Hmm?
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BOY 1: Help! I can't breathe!
BOY 2: (COUGHING) Hurry!
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HADES: A stirring performance, boys.
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PHIL: Two words.
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PHIL: DGR, the Daughters of
the Greek Revolution.
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HERCULES: Wow. What a day.
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PHIL: All right! Break it up! Break it up!
Party's over!
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PHIL: Move!
Move, move, move, move, move! Move!
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-I got another horn here.
-HADES: You work for me.
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HADES: If I say, "Sing," you say,
"Hey, name that tune."
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-MEG: I'll work on that.
-I'm sorry. You hear that sound?
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HADES: Geez Louise!
What got his goat, huh?
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TITANS: Zeus!
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-TITANS: Destroy him!
-Good answer.
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-HADES: Uh, guys?
-Huh?
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CYCLOPS: Hercules!
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-We're saved!
-CYCLOPS: So...
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HERCULES:
Don't get too comfortable, Hades!
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-If. If is good.
-HADES: Taxi!
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HADES: What d'ya say?
It's happy ending time!
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