The Emperor's New Groove off-screen voiceovers

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KUZCO: Will you take a look at that?
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THEME SONG GUY: That's his name
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KUZCO: What is he babbling about?
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GUARD: Inside, up the stairs,
and to the left. Just follow the signs.
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KUZCO: Uh, and don't be fooled
by the folksy peasant look.
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RUDY: Uh, pardon me. That's mine.
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KUZCO: You see what I mean?
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YZMA: And why
have you come here today?
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KUZCO: Okay, gang.
Check out this piece of work.
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KUZCO: Yep, that's Kronk.
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KUZCO: The nerve of
some of those peasants, huh?
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KUZCO: Whoa!
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KRONK: I'm okay. I'm fine.
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KUZCO: Oh, yeah.
Everything was going' my way.
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YZMA: Wrong lever!
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SKULL: Please remain seated
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YZMA: Whee!
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KRONK: Faster, faster!
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KRONK: Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!
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-That's great.
-YZMA: Great!
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YZMA: Finally! (LAUGHS)
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KUZCO: Now,
about you finding new work...
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KUZCO: That's gonna be tough.
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KUZCO: Guess where I am right now.
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KUZCO: Ugh,
he's doing his own theme music?
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KRONK'S ANGEL: You're not
just gonna let him die like that, are you?
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KRONK'S DEVIL:
Don't listen to that guy.
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KUZCO: Um,
what's with the chimp and the bug?
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KRONK: Back! Elbow! Shoulder!
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TIPO: Mom, Mom!
I think I'm still growing!
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CHICHA: (LAUGHS) All right, Tipo.
Stand still and let's see.
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PACHA: Come here.
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CHICHA: I heard that.
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FLY: Too late.
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KUZCO: Huh?
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KUZCO: Aah! Ow!
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KUZCO: Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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PACHA: Aw!
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YZMA: And so, it is with great sadness
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KUZCO: Uh, hey.
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PACHA: Okay.
Once we cross this bridge,
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KUZCO: What are we gonna do?
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PACHA: Ohh.
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PACHA: Well, we better get going.
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YZMA: No, no, no!
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PACHA: Okay,
so I'll admit this was a good idea.
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PACHA: Oh, here.
Let me get that for you.
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KRONK: Uh-oh.
I'll get you another one there, Yzma.
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-Kinda busy here.
-YZMA: Why am I not surprised?
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KRONK: Meat pie. Check.
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KRONK: You got a point.
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KUZCO: So this is where you came in.
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PACHA: So,
there we were standing on the cliff,
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YZMA: There is no handle in here.
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-YZMA: A-one...
-Okay, kids, you know what to do.
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YZMA: Ow!
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YZMA: Kronk!
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SKULL: Please remain seated
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PACHA: Aah!
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YZMA: Oh, my.
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KRONK DEVIL: Hey, you're not
backing down now, are you, big guy?
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YZMA: Which one? Which one?
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KUZCO: We're not getting anywhere
with you picking the vials.
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YZMA: (SQUEAKY) Looking for this?
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PACHA: The vial!
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KUZCO: So, you lied to me.
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THEME SONG GUY: (SINGING)
You'd be the coolest dude in the nation
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