Looney Tunes & Space Jam: Back in Action - The Extended Version

(In the Real World ...)
(Our story begins on a starry night at the local basketball court of the Lynchburg Rec Center. As a shooting star flew across the beautiful night sky and the full moon shone bright, R. Kelly's classic song "I Believe I Can Fly" can be heard in the background)
R. Kelly: I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
I think about it every night and day
Spread my wings and fly away
I believe I can soar
I see me running through that open door
I believe I can fly
(It was a regular evening during the Summer of 2005 and an 8-year old boy was playing some basketball with his friends. This kid, who is named B-Money Playa, had black cornrows with brown eyes and wore a Michael Jordan NBA jersey, Chicago Bulls shorts, and Nike sneakers)
(One of his friends, named Antonio, walked up to the kid and noticed that he was still shooting around on the court. Antonio watched from afar as B-Money Playa made another basketball shot)
Antonio: Hey, B-Money, what's going on?
(He walked up and high-fived the kid)
B-Money: Nothing much, Antonio. (tucked the basketball under his arm) Just shooting some hoops for a while.
Antonio: I can see that. Were you planning on trying out for the local basketball team this week?
B-Money: Yeah, I was thinking about that. Are you?
Antonio: Yeah, you know I'm going to try out. Hey, how about you take a break and ride with us to the city?
B-Money: (thought about it) You mind if I take one more shot?
Antonio: Alright, just one more shot.
(B-Money smiled, then took a perfect shot, impressing his friend)
Antonio: Wow, that's impressive.
(He passed the basketball back to B-Money)
Antonio (CONT.): Go ahead, shoot 'til you miss something.
(B-Money took another shot)
B-Money: Antonio, you think if everyone on our team gets good enough, we could go to college?
Antonio: As long as we keep our heads up, we could be anything we want if we put our minds to it
(He passed the ball back to B-Money)
Antonio: Personally speaking, I was thinking about going to Syracuse.
B-Money: Oh, that's cool.
(He took another shot)
B-Money: I was thinking about going to the University of North Carolina.
Antonio: You mean the same college that Michael Jordan went to? Now, that's a fine school, a real fine school; I hear you could get a good first-class education there.
B-Money: I want to have a chance to play on the championship team.
(He took a few more shots)
B-Money: After I complete all of that and earn my diploma, I want to play in the NBA.
(After B-Money made another shot, Antonio said with a laugh)
Antonio: Alright, slow down, B-Frank, don't you think you should think about that first?
B-Money: Yeah, I guess you're right. Oh, and once I've done all of that, I want to do hip-hop music just like Snoop and Nas.
Antonio: Music? Hey, that sounds pretty cool.
(He and B-Money began to walk over to his cousin's car)
Antonio: I suppose when you get your wings like MJ, you're just gonna fly, huh?
(B-Money turned around to look at the hoop one more time as pictures of Michael Jordan appeared. As he began to run to the hoop to dunk the ball like Michael Jordan, more pictures of Air Jordan appeared as the opening sequence began, with the "Space Jam" theme song by Quad City Ds playing in the background)

Warner Bros. Pictures
Present

"Looney Tunes & Space Jam: Back in Action"
*The Extended Version*

Based on the 1996 Warner Bros. movie,
"Space Jam" (directed by Joe Pytka and produced by Ivan Reitman)

(The "Humans" Cast)
B-Money Playa (voiced by Rickey D'Shon Collins) (original OC)
Michael Jordan as Himself (NBA Legend; major role)
Wayne Knight as Stan Podolak (major role)
Snoop "Doggy" Dogg as Himself (guest star role)
Larry Bird as Himself (cameo appearance)
Bill Murray as Himself (cameo appearance)
Victoria Justice as Tori Vega (VICTORiOUS) (cameo appearance)
Daniella Monet as Trina Vega (VICTORiOUS) (cameo appearance)
Victoria Rath (voiced by Tara Strong) (MonstarzGirl's original OC)
Nada Sampson (voiced by Janice Kawaye) (MonstarzGirl's original OC)
Lindsay Williams (voiced by Hynden Walch) (KidsWBYungsta's original OC)
Jessica Camden (voiced by Janice Kawaye) (KidsWBYungsta's original OC)
Sabrina Zegarelli (voiced by Grey DeLisle) (KidsWBYungsta's original OC)
Charles Barkley as Himself (NBA Legend; supporting role)
Patrick Ewing as Himself (NBA Legend; supporting role)
Muggsy Bogues as Himself (NBA Legend; supporting role)
Shawn Bradley as Himself (NBA Legend; supporting role)
Larry Johnson as Himself (NBA Legend; supporting role)

(The "Toons" Cast)
Bugs Bunny (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Billy West)
Daffy Duck (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker)
Elmer Fudd (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Billy West)
Taz the Tasmanian Devil (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker)
Porky Pig (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Bob Bergen)
Sniffles the Mouse (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Colleen Wainwright)
Spike and Chester (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Rob Paulsen and Stan Freberg)
Hubie and Bertie (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Bob Bergen)
Granny (Looney Tunes) (voiced by June Foray)
Witch Hazel (Looney Tunes) (voiced by June Foray)
Tweety (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Joe Alaskey)
Marvin the Martian (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Bob Bergen)
Lola Bunny (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Kath Soucie)
Sylvester J. Pussycat (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Bill Farmer)
Yosemite Sam (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Bill Farmer)
Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker)
Foghorn Leghorn (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Bill Farmer)
Pepé Le Pew (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Maurice LaMarche)
Penelope Pussycat (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
Speedy Gonzales (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Bob Bergen)
The Road Runner (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker)
Beaky Buzzard (Looney Tunes) (voiced by Joe Alaskey)
Yakko Warner (Animaniacs) (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
Wakko Warner (Animaniacs) (voiced by Jess Harnell)
Dot Warner (Animaniacs) (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
Creepie Creecher (Growing Up Creepie) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Chowder (Chowder) (voiced by Nicky Jones)
Mung Daal (Chowder) (voiced by Dwight Schultz)
Shnitzel (Chowder) (voiced by John DiMaggio)
Gazpacho (Chowder) (voiced by Dana Snyder)
Buster J. Bunny (Tiny Toon Adventures) (voiced by Charles Adler)
Barbara Ann "Babs" Bunny (Tiny Toon Adventures) (voiced by Tress MacNeille)
Plucky Duck (Tiny Toon Adventures) (voiced by Joe Alaskey)
Calamity Coyote (Tiny Toon Adventures) (voiced by Frank Welker)
Fifi La Fume (Tiny Toon Adventures) (voiced by Kath Soucie)
Frankie Stein (Monster High) (voiced by Charity James)
Draculaura (Monster High) (voiced by Debi Derryberry)
Clawdeen Wolf (Monster High) (voiced by Christina Rodriguez)
Cleo de Nile (Monster High) (voiced by Christina Rodriguez)
Ghoulia Yelps (Monster High) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Deuce Gorgon (Monster High) (voiced by Yuri Lowenthal)
Clawd Wolf (Monster High) (voiced by Phil LaMarr)
Heath Burns (Monster High) (voiced by Jason Marsden)
Abbey Bominable (Monster High) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Toralei Stripe (Monster High) (voiced by Kaley Cuoco)
Nefera de Nile (Monster High) (voiced by Jessica DiCicco)
Spectra Vondergeist (Monster High) (voiced by Christina Rodriguez)
Blossom (The Powerpuff Girls) (voiced by Cathy Cavadini)
Bubbles (The Powerpuff Girls) (voiced by Tara Strong)
Buttercup (The Powerpuff Girls) (voiced by Elizabeth Daily)
Invader Zim (Invader Zim) (voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz)
Jenny Wakeman (My Life as a Teenage Robot) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Bradley "Brad" Carbunkle (My Life as a Teenage Robot) (voiced by Chad Doreck)
Sheldon Lee (My Life as a Teenage Robot) (voiced by Quinton Flynn)
Brit Crust (My Life as a Teenage Robot) (voiced by Moira Quirk)
Tiff Crust (My Life as a Teenage Robot) (voiced by Cree Summer)
Misty (My Life as a Teenage Robot) (voiced by Audrey Wasilewski)
Princess Vega (My Life as a Teenage Robot) (voiced by Candi Milo)
Melody (My Life as a Teenage Robot) (voiced by Sandy Fox)
Norbert Foster Beaver (The Angry Beavers) (voiced by Nick Bakay)
Daggett Doofus Beaver (The Angry Beavers) (voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz)
Rocko Wallaby (Rocko's Modern Life) (voiced by Carlos Alazraqui)
Billy (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy) (voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz)
Mandy (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy) (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
The Grim Reaper (The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy) (voiced by Greg Eagles)
Oswald "Otto" Rocket (Rocket Power) (voiced by Joseph Ashton)
Maurice "Twister" Rodriguez (Rocket Power) (voiced by Ulises Cuadra)
Sam "The Squid" Dullard (Rocket Power) (voiced by Gary LeRoi Gary)
Regina "Reggie" Rocket (Rocket Power) (voiced by Shayna Fox)
Huey Freeman (The Boondocks) (voiced by Regina King)
Riley Freeman (The Boondocks) (voiced by Regina King)
Robert Jebediah Freeman (The Boondocks) (voiced by John Witherspoon)
Tom DuBois (The Boondocks) (voiced by Cedric Yarbrough)
A Pimp Named Slickback (The Boondocks) (voiced by Katt Williams)
Uncle Ruckus (The Boondocks) (voiced by Gary Anthony Williams)
Thugnificent (The Boondocks) (voiced by Carl Jones)
Ed Wuncler III (The Boondocks) (voiced by Charlie Murphy)
Gin Rummy (The Boondocks) (voiced by Samuel L. Jackson)
Cindy McPhearson (The Boondocks) (voiced by Tara Strong)
Pretty Boy Flizzy (The Boondocks) (voiced by Michael B. Jordan)
Ace Bunny (Loonatics Unleashed) (voiced by Charles Schaltter)
Danger Duck (Loonatics Unleashed) (voiced by Jason Marsden)
Lexi Bunny (Loonatics Unleashed) (voiced by Jessica DiCicco)
Rev Runner (Loonatics Unleashed) (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
Slam Tasmanian (Loonatics Unleashed) (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson)
Tech E. Coyote (Loonatics Unleashed) (voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson)
Robin (Teen Titans) (voiced by Scott Menville)
Beast Boy (Teen Titans) (voiced by Greg Cipes)
Raven (Teen Titans) (voiced by Tara Strong)
Starfire (Teen Titans) (voiced by Hynden Walch)
Cyborg (Teen Titans) (voiced by Khary Payton)
Bloom (Winx Club) (voiced by Molly C. Quinn)
Stella (Winx Club) (voiced by Christina Rodriguez)
Flora (Winx Club) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Musa (Winx Club) (voiced by Romi Dames)
Tecna (Winx Club) (voiced by Jessica DiCicco)
Layla (Winx Club) (voiced by Christina Rodriguez)
Roxy (Winx Club) (voiced by Jessica DiCicco)
Princess Diaspro (Winx Club) (voiced by Ariana Grande)
Icy (Winx Club) (voiced by Moira Quirk)
Darcy (Winx Club) (voiced by Jessica DiCicco)
Stormy (Winx Club) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Slap T. Pooch (Oh Yeah! Cartoons) (voiced by Daran Norris)
Mina and the Count (Mina and the Count) (voiced by Tara Strong and Mark Hamill)
Jamal the Funny Frog (Oh Yeah! Cartoons) (voiced by Orlando Ashley)
Woody Woodpecker (Woody Woodpecker) (voiced by Billy West)
Pinky and the Brain (Animaniacs) (voiced by Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche)
Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog) (voiced by Marty Grabstein)
Cloe (Bratz) (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
Yasmin (Bratz) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Jade (Bratz) (voiced by Candi Milo)
Sasha (Bratz) (voiced by Tia Mowry)
Brandy Harrington (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers) (voiced by Kaley Cuoco)
Mr. Whiskers (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers) (voiced by Charles Adler)
Ed (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers) (voiced by Tom Kenny)
Tiffany Turlington (Brandy & Mr. Whiskers) (voiced by Amy Davidson)
Jake Long (American Dragon: Jake Long) (voiced by Dante Basco)
Fu Dog (American Dragon: Jake Long) (voiced by John DiMaggio)
Spud (American Dragon: Jake Long) (voiced by Charlie Finn)
Trixie (American Dragon: Jake Long) (voiced by Miss Kittie)
Lazlo (Camp Lazlo) (voiced by Carlos Alazraqui)
Raj (Camp Lazlo) (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
Clam (Camp Lazlo) (voiced by Carlos Alazraqui)
Dave and Ping Pong (Camp Lazlo) (voiced by Doug Lawrence)
Samson (Camp Lazlo) (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
Chip and Skip (Camp Lazlo) (voiced by Steve Little)
Edward (Camp Lazlo) (voiced by Doug Lawrence)
Scooby-Doo (Scooby-Doo) (voiced by Scott Innes)
Shaggy (Scooby-Doo) (voiced by Billy West)
Tom and Jerry (Tom and Jerry) (voiced by Jeff Glen Bennett and Frank Welker)
Ed (Ed, Edd n' Eddy) (voiced by Matt Hill)
Double D (Ed, Edd n' Eddy) (voiced by Samuel Vincent)
Eddy (Ed, Edd n' Eddy) (voiced by Tony Sampson)
Rolf (Ed, Edd n' Eddy) (voiced by Peter Kelamis)
Nazz (Ed, Edd n' Eddy) (voiced by Tabitha St. Germain)
Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory) (voiced by Candi Milo)
Otis (Back at the Barnyard) (voiced by Kevin James)
Pip (Back at the Barnyard) (voiced by Jeffrey Garcia)
Abby (Back at the Barnyard) (voiced by Leigh-Allyn Baker)
Bessy (Back at the Barnyard) (voiced by Wanda Sykes)
Pig (Back at the Barnyard) (voiced by Tino Insana)
Freddy (Back at the Barnyard) (voiced by Cam Clarke)
Peck (Back at the Barnyard) (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
Duke (Back at the Barnyard) (voiced by Dom Irrera)
Numbah 1 (Codename: Kids Next Door) (voiced by Ben Diskin)
Numbah 2 (Codename: Kids Next Door) (voiced by Ben Diskin)
Numbah 3 (Codename: Kids Next Door) (voiced by Lauren Tom)
Numbah 4 (Codename: Kids Next Door) (voiced by Dee Bradley Baker)
Numbah 5 (Codename: Kids Next Door) (voiced by Cree Summer)
Frylock (Aqua Teen Hungerforce) (voiced by Carey Means)
Master Shake (Aqua Teen Hungerforce) (voiced by Dana Snyder)
Meatwad (Aqua Teen Hungerforce) (voiced by Dave Willis)
Todd Daring (The Replacements) (voiced by Nancy Cartwright)
Riley Daring (The Replacements) (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
Sunny Bridges (Class of 3000) (voiced by Andre "3000" Benjamin)
Lil' D (Class of 3000) (voiced by Small Fire)
Madison Spaghettini Papadopolous (Class of 3000) (voiced by Jennifer Hale)
Tamika Jones (Class of 3000) (voiced by Crystal Scales)
Edward "Eddie" Phillip James Lawrence III (Class of 3000) (voiced by Tom Kenny)
Phillip "Philly" Phil (Class of 3000) (voiced by Phil LaMarr)
Kimberly "Kim" Chin (Class of 3000) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Kameron "Kam" Chin (Class of 3000) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Sam (Totally Spies!) (voiced by Jennifer Hale)
Clover (Totally Spies!) (voiced by Andrea Taylor)
Alex (Totally Spies!) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Britney (Totally Spies!) (voiced by Jessica DiCicco)
Mandy (Totally Spies!) (voiced by Jennifer Hale)
Big Dog and Little Dog (2 Stupid Dogs) (voiced by Brad Garrett and Mark Schiff)
Chance "T-Bone" Furlong (SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron) (voiced by Charles Adler)
Jake "Razor" Clawson (SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron) (voiced by Barry Gordon)
Mac (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) (voiced by Sean Marquette)
Blooregard Q. "Bloo" Kazoo (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) (voiced by Keith Ferguson)
Wilt (Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends) (voiced by Phil LaMarr)
Cow and Chicken (Cow and Chicken) (voiced by Charles Adler)
The Red Guy (Cow and Chicken) (voiced by Charles Adler)
Will Vandom (W.I.T.C.H.) (voiced by Kelly Stables)
Irma Lair (W.I.T.C.H.) (voiced by Candi Milo)
Taranee Cook (W.I.T.C.H.) (voiced by Cree Summer)
Cornelia Hale (W.I.T.C.H.) (voiced by Christina Rodriguez)
Hay Lin (W.I.T.C.H.) (voiced by Liza Del Mundo)
Mordecai (Regular Show) (voiced by J.G. Quintel)
Rigby (Regular Show) (voiced by William Salyers)
Skips the Yeti (Regular Show) (voiced by Mark Hamill)
Ami Onuki (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) (voiced by Janice Kawaye)
Yumi Yoshimura (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
Julie (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) (voiced by Lara Jill Miller)
Harmony (Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi) (voiced by Sandy Fox)
Johnny Bravo (Johnny Bravo) (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
Virgil Hawkins (Static Shock) (voiced by Phil LaMarr)
I.M. Weasel (I Am Weasel) (voiced by Michael Dorn)
I.R. Baboon (I Am Weasel) (voiced by Charles Adler)
Penny Proud (The Proud Family) (voiced by Kyla Pratt)
Oscar Proud (The Proud Family) (voiced by Tommy Davidson)
Trudy Proud (The Proud Family) (voiced by Paula Jai Parker)
Suga Mama (The Proud Family) (voiced by Jo Marie Payton)
Lacienega Boulevardez (The Proud Family) (voiced by Alisa Reyes)
Sticky Webb (The Proud Family) (voiced by Orlando Brown)
Kim Possible (Kim Possible) (voiced by Christy Carlson Romano)
Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible) (voiced by Will Friedle)
Rufus (Kim Possible) (voiced by Nancy Cartwright)
Monique (Kim Possible) (voiced by Raven-Symoné)
Bonnie Rockwaller (Kim Possible) (voiced by Kirsten Storms)
Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible) (voiced by John DiMaggio)
Shego (Kim Possible) (voiced by Nicole Sullivan)
Sabrina Spellman (Sabrina, the Animated Series) (voiced by Jessica DiCicco)
Salem the Cat (Sabrina, the Animated Series) (voiced by Nick Bakay)
Krypto the Superdog (Krypto the Superdog) (voiced by Samuel Vincent)
Osmosis Jones (Ozzy & Drix) (voiced by Phil LaMarr)
Drix (Ozzy & Drix) (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
Space Ghost (Space Ghost Coast To Coast) (voiced by George Lowe)
Brak (Space Ghost Coast To Coast) (voiced by Andy Merrill)
Zorak (Space Ghost Coast To Coast) (voiced by C. Martin Croker)
Omi (Xiaolin Showdown) (voiced by Tara Strong)
Raimundo (Xiaolin Showdown) (voiced by Tom Kenny)
Kimiko (Xiaolin Showdown) (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
Clay (Xiaolin Showdown) (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
Skipper (The Penguins of Madagascar) (voiced by Tom McGrath)
Kowalski (The Penguins of Madagascar) (voiced by Jeff Bennett)
Rico (The Penguins of Madagascar) (voiced by John DiMaggio)
Private (The Penguins of Madagascar) (voiced by James Patrick Stuart)
Roger Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit) (voiced by Jess Harnell)
Juniper Lee (The Life & Times of Juniper Lee) (voiced by Lara Jill Miller)
Monroe (The Life & Times of Juniper Lee) (voiced by Carlos Alazraqui)
Ray-Ray (The Life & Times of Juniper Lee) (voiced by Kath Soucie)
Jody Irwin (The Life & Times of Juniper Lee) (voiced by Colleen O'Shaughnessey)
Ophelia Ramirez (The Life & Times of Juniper Lee) (voiced by Candi Milo)
Roger (The Life & Times of Juniper Lee) (voiced by Tara Strong)
Mr. Blik (Catscratch) (voiced by Wayne Knight)
Waffle (Catscratch) (voiced by Richard Steven Horvitz)
Gordon (Catscratch) (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
Katilda (Catscratch) (voiced by Hynden Walch)
SpongeBob SquarePants (SpongeBob SquarePants) (voiced by Tom Kenny)
Patrick Star (SpongeBob SquarePants) (voiced by Bill Fagerbakke)
Squidward Tentacles (SpongeBob SquarePants) (voiced by Rodger Bumpass)
Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob SquarePants) (voiced by Carolyn Lawrence)
Danny Fenton (Danny Phantom) (voiced by David Kaufman)
Samantha "Sam" Manson (Danny Phantom) (voiced by Grey DeLisle)
Tucker Foley (Danny Phantom) (voiced by Rickey D'Shon Collins)
Finn (Adventure Time) (voiced by Jeremy Shada)
Jake the Dog (Adventure Time) (voiced by John DiMaggio)
The Ice King (Adventure Time) (voiced by Tom Kenny)
Marceline the Vampire Queen (Adventure Time) (voiced by Jessica DiCicco)
Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time) (voiced by Hynden Walch)
Lil' Rob (Rob Dyrdek's Wild Grinders) (voiced by Rob Dyrdek)
Meaty (Rob Dyrdek's Wild Grinders) (voiced by Sterling "Steelo" Brim)
Flipz (Rob Dyrdek's Wild Grinders) (voiced by Chelsea "Chanel West Coast" Dudley)
Jay-Jay (Rob Dyrdek's Wild Grinders) (voiced by Kel Mitchell)
Spitball (Rob Dyrdek's Wild Grinders) (voiced by Carlos Alazraqui)
Secret Squirrel (Secret Squirrel) (voiced by Jess Harnell)

(The "Nerdlucks" / "MonStars" / "Moron Mountain" Cast)
Mr. Swackhammer (Space Jam) (voiced by Danny DeVito)
Pound (the orange alien) (Space Jam) (voiced by Jocelyn Blue and Darnell Suttles)
Blanko (the blue alien) (Space Jam) (voiced by Charity James and Steve Kehela)
Bang (the green alien) (Space Jam) (voiced by June Melby and Joey Carmen)
Bupkus (the purple alien) (Space Jam) (voiced by Catherine Reitman and Dorian Harewood)
Nawt (the red alien) (Space Jam) (voiced by Colleen Wainwright and T.K. Carter)

Animation by
Bruce W. Smith
Darrell Van Citters
Tony Cervone

Music by
James Newton Horward
J. Eric Schmidt

Written, Produced, and Directed by
KidsWBYungsta

(The opening sequence for the film featured pictures of Michael Jordan over the years: from his college basketball career at the University of North Carolina to his years as a Chicago Bulls superstar in the NBA. The opening sequence ends as B-Money and his cousin Lil' Stan were in attendance at a Michael Jordan press conference)
B-Money: Wow, it's kinda surprising that Michael Jordan's actually retiring from the NBA. It is pretty sad that his father passed away, though. I'm glad he is staying true to the promise he made to his father.
Lil' Stan: Yeah, that's pretty heartwarming.
(The interviewers asked Michael about his plans after retiring from the NBA)
Michael: Well, I never really told anybody this, except for one person, but ... I think I may get into playing professional baseball.
Interviewer 1: What position will you play?
Michael: I don't know. As a kid, I was a pitcher. I thought it was kinda hard for me to pitch, so I guess I'll just play in the outfield.
(After answering a few more questions, Michael began to leave the City Hall until he stopped to see B-Money and Lil' Stan sitting in the audience)
Michael: (walking up to the boys) Hey, you guys okay?
B-Money: Huh? Oh, hi, Mr. Jordan. (shook his hand) Yeah, we're fine. Oh, and I don't think we have met before, have we?
Michael: No, I don't think so.
B-Money: Well, my name is Brandon Franklin, but my friends call me B-Money Playa. This guy right here is my cousin, Lil' Stan.
Michael: Pleased to meet you two. I see that you two are NBA fans.
B-Money: Yeah, our favorite team is the Chicago Bulls. I noticed that you said you are going to play professional baseball for a while. Is that what you wanted to do after you retired from playing in the NBA?
Michael: Well, of course. I wanted to play baseball in honor of my late father, may he rest in peace.
B-Money: Oh, well, that's nice. Hey, do you mind if we come to your first baseball game tomorrow?
(Michael thought about it)
Michael: Sure, here's two tickets.
(Michael handed B-Money and Lil' Stan two tickets to his first baseball game. The two boys thanked him and high-fived him as they waved goodbye to the NBA legend)
B-Money: Wow! Two tickets to Michael's first baseball game tomorrow. I'm sure this will be exciting.
Lil' Stan: Yeah, I can tell that tomorrow is going to be one eventful day.
(After that short conversation, the two boys then drove back to the house)

(Meanwhile, in Outer Space ...)
(In Outer Space, there is a scary-looking alien theme park named Moron Mountain. The theme park featured various rides and attractions, but there was not many people at this theme park. However, there were two park guests that were on a random ride. The alien boy and his dad blasted from the ride they were on and crahsed on the ground. Luckily, they did not get hurt from the oncoming crash)
Alien Kid: Let's get out of here, Dad; this stinks. Don't bring me here anymore, alright?
(Unknown to both of the park guests, they were being watched on surveillance by Mr. Swackhammer, the owner of the Moron Mountain theme park)
SWACKHAMMER: Are you listening?
(He turned off the TVs)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Did you hear him? Did you hear him? That little brat is right. I've told you if I told you once, I've told you a thousand, thousand, thousand, thousand times! We need new attractions! New ones! Get it?
Nawt: (filing Swackhammer's nails) Yeah, big, shiny new ones.
Bang: Absolutely, sir.
(Bupkus, the purple Nerdluck, was licking his sandals)
Swackhammer: Look at me, look at me and listen.
(He flipped his lighter on and lit on Pound's behind, the orange Nerdluck who was screaming off the table)
Swackhammer (CONT.): The customer is always right ... Always.
(As he smoked his cigar, green drool fell from his mouth and landed on Blanko, the blue Nerdluck. As this was occurring, Blanko just had a look of disgust)
Swackhammer (CONT.): So, does anyone have any ideas?
(The Nerdlucks all began to brainstorm some new ideas)
Pound: How about we get the Hanna-Barbera characters?
Swackhammer: Nah, not really. I don't think their limited animation style would fit this type of movie.
Pound: Oh, yeah, that's right. I forgot that their animation didn't really gain more movement until the late '80s or so.
Swackhammer: I could try to sign a deal with the NBA players, but that may not be a good idea.
(Swackhammer stood up and walked out of the room)
Swackhammer: I'll think of something. We'll finish this meeting tomorrow.
(As Swackhammer walked out of the room, the Nerdlucks were still trying to think of some new ways to revamp Moron Mountain and bring in some new customers)
Bang: What are we going to do? Moron Mountain is on the verge of closing down and we don't have much to bring in some new park guests.
Blanko: How about we try to live it up before it closes down?
Bupkus: (sarcastically) Actually, Blanko, that would be a good idea ... if we could live it up before these six months are over.
Nawt: Alright, alright, everyone, let's calm down and try to think about this. I'm sure something will come to us later.
Bang: Well, while you guys do that, I'll just watch some TV.
(He turned on the little TV's)
(When he turned them on, Bang was amazed at the following images that he saw. He was so excited that he ran to the other Nerdlucks to show them)
Pound: Alright, so, I guess we need something that's nutty. Something wacky, something that's ...
(Bang called from the other room)
Bang: Hey, guys! You gotta see this! I found a good way to fix up this theme park!
(The other Nerdlucks followed Bang as he led them to the TV screens. When they got up, Blanko asks a question)
Blanko: So, what did you find?
Bang: (pointing to the TV screens) I think 'Looney' is what we need!
Pound: 'Looney', eh?
(He and the other Nerdlucks all looked at the little TV screens)
(On the TV screens, they saw clips from various Looney Tunes cartoons and other cartoon shows from Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon, and Disney Channel. There were clips from many different cartoon shows, including a clip from Tiny Toon Adventures (the Toonywood Squares segment from "ACME Cable TV"), a clip from Duck! Rabbit, Duck! with Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd ("I'm an elk! Shoot me!"), a clip from My Life As A Teenage Robot (the musical montage from "Tradeshow Showdown"), a clip from Ed, Edd n' Eddy (the "That's My Horse!" bit from "Wish You Were Ed"), a clip from Regular Show (Mordecai and Rigby's basketball game against Muscle Man and High-Five Ghost from "Slam Dunk"), a clip from Kim Possible (Kim performing at the talent show from "Hidden Talent"), a clip from Brandy & Mr. Whiskers (Brandy giving Mr. Whiskers and Ed a pie with a hot tamale from "The No Sleep Over"), a clip from Winx Club (the dance party at the end of "The Fourth Witch"), a clip from The Looney Tunes Show (Daffy Duck emulating Steve St. James from "Off-Duty Cop"), a clip from Animaniacs (Yakko and Mr. Director's little conversation from "Hello Nice Warners"), a clip from The Boondocks ("The Story of Thugnificent"), and a clip from The Rabbit of Seville with Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd (Bugs massaging Elmer's head at one point in the cartoon).)
Pound: Whoa! Looney Tunes, Kim Possible, Monster High, Animaniacs, My Life As A Teenage Robot, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Regular Show ... that's it! We've got it!
Nawt: Do you think Mr. Swackhammer will like this one?
Pound: Of course, this has to be a good idea. Come on, everyone, let's go get the boss. He has to see this!
(The Nerdlucks then ran out of the room to get Swackhammer and show him their idea to save Moron Mountain from getting shut down)
(While the Nerdlucks were ready to show the boss their latest idea to revive Moron Mountain, Swackhammer was in his office, trying to call some companies for the use of their characters as the entertainment for Moron Mountain. However, it was not working out as well as he thought it would, since he was already hung up by various companies)
Swackhammer: Drat!
(He slammed the phone down)
Swackhammer (CONT.): To think I actually thought the Ringling Bros. Circus would help me out.
(Swackhammer looked out of the window in his office)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Well, I guess it's no use anyway. Moron Mountain is going to be shut down in six months if I don't bring in new park guests. I might as well shut it down right now since there's no hope left.
(However, Swackhammer noticed the Nerdlucks excitedly walking into his office)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Huh? What are you guys doing here?"
Pound: We found a way to save Moron Mountain from shutting down for good, sir! I think that this idea will cheer you up.
Swackhammer (raising an eyebrow) What are you talking about?
(The Nerdlucks led Swackhammer back to the main room as he sat down in his chair while the Nerdlucks tried to find the remote to turn on the TV screens)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Listen, I understand that you guys want to help, but I don't have the time right now. I need something that's pretty comedic. Something ...
Bupkus: You mean, something nutty and something wacky, right?
Swackhammer: (shocked at this) Well, yes, and also something that's ...
Bang: Looney.
Swackhammer: (suspiciously) Okay, okay, what's going on here?.
Pound: Well, we found something that's nutty, wacky, and looney.
(He picked up the remote to turn on the little TV screens)
Pound (CONT.): Get ready to laugh, Mr. Swackhammer, sir.
(When Pound turned on the little TV screens, Swackhammer was amazed by the various images that he saw. While he was watching the various clips from the Looney Tunes cartoons and other cartoon shows, an idea finally popped up in his head. He knew that if he brought the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars up to Moron Mountain, they would be able to bring in some new park guests)
Swackhammer: (stood up) Wait! Looney, yes! (to the Nerdlucks) Now, you're talking! Looney, looney, that's it! That's the word I was looking for this whole time. Looney, get the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars!
Bupkus: (jumped up and cheered) Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars!
Swackhammer: This will be perfect! If all of those cartoon characters come up here, they will help bring in some new park guests and it will help Moron Mountain bring in the money ... for me, anyway. It's brilliant, brilliant, BRILLIANT!
(The Nerdlucks all cheered until Blanko raised his hand)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Huh, what is it, Blanko?"
BLANKO: Uh, sir, I'm just noticing, sir. You know the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars?
Swackhammer: Yeah ...
Blanko: Well, you do realize that they are from Earth, right?
Pound: (in surprise) Wait, those toons are from Earth? As in, the planet Earth?
Blanko: (sarcastically) Well, I wasn't talking about the planet of Saturn, dude.
Swackhammer: Oh, no! (face-palmed himself) Now, that's going to be a killer! We finally get a good idea to freshen up this theme park, and now, it is going to be ruined because of the fact that our new mascots are from the planet Earth!
Blanko: Don't give up hope yet, sir. I was only going to ask you, 'What if they can't come'?
(Swackhammer looked up)
Swackhammer: What did you say? What if they ... can't ... COME? (grabs Blanko by the neck) MAKE 'EM.
Blanko: (strained voice) Cool.
(Swackhammer dropped the blue Nerdluck)
Swackhammer: Perfect, so now, the plan's back into fruition.
(He walked back into his office)
Swackhammer (CONT.): While I get the theme park prepared for the new mascots, you guys go get the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars. Oh, and make sure that they come ... peacefully.
(The Nerdlucks looked at each other with smirks on their faces)
Nawt: Shall I get the spaceship ready to get the cartoon characters?
Pound: Be my guest, Nawt.
(A short while later, Nawt got the spaceship ready for the Nerdlucks to go into Looney Tune Land to pick up the Looney Tunes characters and the Cartoon All-Stars. The Nerdlucks were all getting comfortable as this was going to be one bumpy ride for them)
Pound: Okay, is everyone ready?.
Nerdlucks: We're all ready!
Pound: Alright, now, hang on, everyone, because this is going to be one bumpy ride!
(He started the spaceship)
(As he turned on the spaceship, it began to zoom away from Moron Mountain to go into Looney Tune Land. However, when these little aliens got to Looney Tune Land, they would have to deal with the de factor "leader" of the Toons, a certain long-eared rabbit who is known for being the suave Karmic Trickster)
Bugs: What's up, Doc?
Pound: (to the audience) You know something, folks? I have a feeling that this mission is going to be a real easy one.
(Blanko overheard Pound's voice)
Blanko: Who are you talking to, dude?
(Pound jumped upon hearing Blanko talk right behind him. He calmed down)
Pound: Oh, uh ... no one, Blanko.
Blanko: Oh, okay, dude.
(He walked back to his position)
(Pound just gave a wink to the audience as the Nerdlucks continued their journey to Looney Tune Land)

(In the Real World ...)
(While the Nerdlucks were flying down to Looney Tune Land to capture the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars, back on Earth, Michael Jordan was having a few problems of his own. When he started his baseball career, he did not realize that he would have some trouble with his batting skills. However, everyone loved him so much when he was playing with the Chicago Bulls, they never actually complained about his baseball skills)
(Anyway, Michael was playing in his first baseball game on a regular Saturday afternoon and he was already up to bat. When he came up to the plate and swung his bat, he missed the ball)
UMPIRE: Strike one!
(Some people booed at the call, while others actually cheered for the basketball star)
(B-Money and Lil' Stan were watching the game)
B-Money: Wow, it looks like Michael's having trouble in his first baseball game. Well, at least he is keeping true to his father's promise by attempting to play baseball.
Lil' Stan: Yeah, that's something that you have to respect.
(As Michael stepped back up to the plate, the catcher walked up to Michael and smiled at him)
Catcher: Thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now!
Michael: No problem, I was happy to do it.
(The two went back to the game)
(While Michael stepped up to the plate to bat again, the catcher tried to whisper some tips to Michael as he tried to hit the ball. The first tip he gave him helped as Michael avoided hitting a wild pitch. However, the second tip confused Michael as he ended up swinging at the ball, getting him another strike)
(Meanwhile, five girls walked up to B-Money and Lil' Stan while they were watching the game. Three of those girls were B-Money's friends from high school; their names are Lindsay Williams, Jessica Camden, and Sabrina Zegarelli. They had met two new girls in the city before they came to the game)
B-Money: (hugging the three girls) Hey, girls, what's up?
Lindsay: Hey, B-Money. Nothin' much. We just met two new friends earlier today.
B-Money: (walking up to the two girls) Really? Well, what are your names?
Victoria: I'm Victoria Rath and she's Nada Samspon.
(Nada waved at B-Money and Lil' Stan)
Victoria (CONT.): The girls have told us so much about you; I hear that you want to become a basketball player one day.
B-Money: Well, yeah, I wanted to live out my dream of playing basketball one day. As long as I practice every day and try real hard, I hope to accomplish that.
Victoria: Cool.
B-Money: So, what are your interests?
Victoria: Well, we like a couple of things, such as Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Looney Tunes, Pirates of the Carribbean, Johnny Bravo, The Powerpuff Girls, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Three Stooges, The Simpsons, and ...
B-Money: (smirk) Wait, let me guess. Space Jam, am I correct?
Victoria: (blushing) Yeah. How did you know that we liked the movie, Space Jam?
B-Money: Well, I'm a fan of the movie myself. I thought that it was a cool and funny movie, and I did enjoy the MonStars."
B-Money: Wow, that's cool. Who's your favorite?
Victoria: (sighing dreamily) Well, I've always liked Blanko. He's so dreamy, and I even had the honor of meeting him once, along with the other MonStars.
B-Money: How did that go?
Nada: She told me that it was amazing that she got to meet the MonStars and the Looney Tunes characters in person. When she came back, she told me a lot about Blanko. He sounds like a really nice guy.
Lindsay: I've always been a fan of Nawt. He's just so adorable!
Nada: Bupkus has always been my favorite MonStar. He's just one of those types of guys that seem to have a witty one-liner for any situation, whether good or bad.
Jessica: Same thing with Bang. Man, he was one cool character.
Sabrina: Well, I've always had a secret crush on Pound. He has one of the coolest voices that I have ever heard. He sounds a little bit like Tone-Loc.
(The girls giggled)
Lil' Stan: Well, I'm glad that you girls could make it. Oh, and nice to meet you, Victoria and Nada. My name's Lil' Stan, B-Money's cousin.
Victoria: (shaking hands with Lil' Stan) Pleased to meet you, Lil' Stan.
(Meanwhile, one of the baseball team's promoters was watching Michael carefully. He had a good idea)
Promoter: Podolak! Podolak, come here. Come here!
(A 39-year old man then came running up to the promoter. He had short black hair and wore a white shirt with a beige tie, beige pants, and brown shoes; his name is Stan Podolak)
Stan: Yes, sir, is there anything you need?
Promoter: I want you to make sure that nothing ever bothers Michael. I want him to be the happiest player in the world.
Stan: Okay, sir, I will make sure that he is the happiest.
(Meanwhile, Michael swung the bat again as he ended up getting a strike-out)
Umpire: Strike three, you're out!
Catcher: (to Michael) I told you not to swing!
Michael: I couldn't help it!
(The catcher patted him on the back)
Catcher: Don't worry, Mike; I understand
(Michael walked back to the bench where B-Money, Lil' Stan, and the girls were)
Catcher (CONT.): Hey, nice talking to ya!
(While Michael walked to the bench, everyone in the crowd cheered for him, even though he struck out. The teens were also clapping for Michael as he walked over to the bench with them)
B-Money: Hey, nice game, Mr. Jordan. Even though you struck out, you still gave your best effort, and that's all that counts.
Michael: Thanks.
(He looked at the girls, who waved at him)
Michael (CONT.) I see that some of your friends have arrived.
B-Money: Oh, yeah. Stan, would you mind introducing our friends to Mr. Jordan?
Lil' Stan: No problem. Mr. Jordan, I would like for you to meet our friends: Lindsay Williams, Jessica Camden, and Sabrina Zegarelli, along with our two new friends, Victoria Rath and Nada Sampson.
Lindsay: It's an honor to meet you, Mr. Jordan
(She shook hands with the basketball star)
Lindsay (CONT.): I am a huge fan of your work. You have some of the greatest moves in the history of basketball.
Michael: Why, thank you, Lindsay.
Jessica: Hey, didn't you appear in the movie, Space Jam?
Michael: You mean the movie with Bugs Bunny and the Looney Tunes? Of course. It appears that you girls are fans of the MonStars.
(The girls looked surprised that Michael made that accurate guess)
Victoria: Well, yeah. How did you know that?
(Michael shrugged as he smiled)
Michael: Well, it's just a basketball player's intuition.
(While the teens and Michael were talking, Stan Podolak appeared from the top of the bleachers. While he was talking to Michael, however, he did not realize that he was losing his grip from the top as he suddenly fell to the ground as Michael and the teens helped him up and sat him on the bench)
B-Money: Are you okay? That was one nasty fall.
Stan: Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Thanks for asking. Oh, Mr. Jordan, my name is Stan Podolak, the publicist for the Barons.
Michael: (shook hands with Stan) Nice to meet you, Stan.
Stan: Hey, listen, I'm here to make your life easier. If there's anything that you need, I will be there. You want me to take anywhere? Pick up your laundry? Babysit your kids? I will do it, because I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you!
(Suddenly, the wind picked up harshly and a sonic boom was heard in the sky. Everyone looked up to see that it was a blue and black spaceship with red headlights zooming past the stadium and into the clouds)
(Michael could only summarize this occurrence in the best way he knew how)
Michael: What was that?

(In the Moron Mountain Spaceship ...)
(Inside the spaceship, the Nerdlucks were going to Looney Tune Land to capture the Looney Tunes and the Cartoon All-Stars, along with their supposed de facto leader who goes by the name of 'Bugs Bunny'. Pound was driving the spaceship while the four other Nerdlucks were sitting in four passenger seats)
Pound: So, Nawt, could you check the map and see if we are getting any closer to Looney Tune Land?"
(Nawt picked up the map)
Nawt: According to the calculations on this map, Looney Tune Land is supposed to be near the center of the Earth.
(Bang was surprised by this)
Bang: Wait a minute, Looney Tune Land is at the center of the Earth? How is that even possible?
Nawt: I honestly do not know.
(Pound was about to comment on the situation until he found a perfect spot to land towards the Earth. He sped up the spaceship)
Pound: (to the other Nerdlucks) Hold on to your seats, everyone! This is going to be one wild ride!
(The ship then dived down towards the Earth and through the dirt, making a big hole at a nearby parking lot. Everyone screamed and held on to their seats as the spaceship zoomed through the parking lot. The spaceship was bouncing around a bit)
Pound (CONT.): Hang on!
Bang: Hanging on!
Nawt: Hanging on!
(Blanko just looked up)
BLANKO: Are we there yet?
(Everyone screamed as they were diving down to the center of the Earth. Up ahead, the concentric Looney Tunes rings were seen with the Warner Bros. Pictures logo at the center of it. The Looney Tunes theme song was heard as the Nerdlucks looked at the rings and the Warner Bros. logo in awe)
Pound: Now, that's bombastic!
Nawt: Pretty cool!
(Everyone screamed as the spaceship went through the Looney Tunes rings as if it was a portal to the Looney Tunes world)

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(Not many people knew about this, but Looney Tune Land is actually another world where the Looney Tunes characters and the Cartoon All-Stars live. They go through with their daily lives while they do their shows and movies for the viewing public in the upperworld)
(Anyway, the usual forest setting from the classic Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd cartoons was seen as gunshots were heard from a far distance. Suddenly, a familiar gray rabbit then appeared on the screen, running from a hunter who was chasing after him. His name is Bugs Bunny, a famous and legendary Looney Tunes character and the de facto 'leader' of the Toons. He was busy running from a hunter named Elmer Fudd, one of his fellow Looney Tunes collegagues. Elmer was chasing after Bugs, shooting his shotgun at him)
ELMER: I got you, you pesky wabbit! Come back here, you scwewy wodent!
(Bugs was running for a while until he stopped for a moment to look at the camera and speak to the audience)
Bugs: (to the audience) I'll, eh, be with you in a second, folks, after I finish with 'Nature Boy' here.
(He pointed at Elmer Fudd who was offscreen at the moment.
(With that being said, Elmer Fudd finally caught up with Bugs Bunny as he pointed his gun at him)
Elmer: Alwight, you pesky wabbit, I've got you now!
(Elmer was about to shoot his gun at Bugs until a giant spaceship randomly lands and squashes Elmer flat, in the usual Looney Tunes cartoon style. Luckily, Bugs did not get squashed as he was away from the spaceship's location. Bugs looks up at the giant spaceship as the large doors open to reveal the Nerdlucks)
Pound: (reenacting the famous astronaut quote) One small step for moi.
(Bang tried to push the pole into the ground to claim Looney Tune Land, only to push it on Pound's foot. Pound yelped out in pain as Bang laughed evilly, making Bugs roll his eyes at the scene that was occurring)
(Bugs looked down at the crumpled Elmer Fudd)
Bugs: And, one whopper headache for Elmer Fudd.
(The Nerdlucks heard Bugs Bunny's voice and walked up to him, but they noticed that they were only a foot and a half tall compared to the gray rabbit)
Bugs: (to the audience) Diminuitive, aren't they?
(Bang spoke up)
Bang: We seek the one that they call 'Bugs Bunny' ...
(He finally calmed down and the other Nerdlucks nodded their heads)
Nawt: Yeah, Bugs Bunny.
Bupkus: Have you seen him?
Pound: Where is this guy?
BLANKO: Is he around?
(Bugs looked at the audience with a savvy and knowing look, thinking of a plan to easily fool these Nerdlucks. He thought that these little aliens would not be much of a challenge for him. After all, they were way shorter than him and they seemed to be like any other foe that he went up against. He pretended to not be himself in his own sarcastic way)
Bugs: Hmm ... Bugs Bunny ... Bugs Bunny ... Say, does he have, eh, great, big, long ears ... like this?
(Bugs showed them his ears)
Nerdlucks: Yeah, uh-huh.
Bugs: Does he also hop around, like this?
(He hopped all around the forest)
Nerdlucks: (nodding) Yeah.
Bugs: Well, eh, this is the big one: Does he say 'What's up, Doc?' like this?
(He ran up to them with a carrot and snacked on it
Bugs: Eh, What's up, Doc?
Pound: Yes, darn it, yes! That is the definitely the classic Bugs Bunny!
(The other Nerdlucks cheered excitedly)
(Bugs just shrugged it off)
Bugs: Nope, sorry, I never heard of this character named 'Bugs Bunny' that you speak of.
(The Nerdlucks just sighed, feeling upset as they thought that they had failed their mission. It now became clear that Moron Mountain would be shut down for good)
Bugs: (to the audience, referring to the Nerdlucks) You know, maybe there is no intelligent life out there in the universe after all.
(He whistled along)
(The Nerdlucks were about to go back into the spaceship to ride back up to Moron Mountain until Pound realized that they had been tricked)
Pound: Wait a minute here! I am under the idea that we have been tricked, outsmarted, bamboozled, fooled, duped!
Bang: Say, you're right. That rabbit definitely has to be Bugs Bunny because I do not know any other cartoon rabbit who says 'What's up, Doc?' in the cartoon universe!
(The Nerdlucks took out their laser guns while Bugs walked down the trail, thinking that he outsmarted those little aliens. Before he walked any further, a giant shot was fired, leaving a hole around Bugs, who was covered in soot)
BANG: Hold on there, Mr. Looney Tune!
BUPKUS: Hey, what do you think we are? Stupid?
(He knowing about the trick that Bugs Bunny pulled over them)
(Bugs turned around and his ears drooped down as he was surprised that the Nerdlucks had him figured out quite easily. He also saw that the Nerdlucks had laser guns that actually looked like bazookas!)
Nawt: Don't move a single muscle, rabbit.
(He and the others pulled their guns back)
Pound: Okay, Bugs Bunny, gather up your fellow Looney Tunes and your fellow Toon pals! We're taking you and the Toons for a ride. Mwahahahahahahaha!
(Blanko was excited when Pound said that they were going for a ride)
Blanko: A ride? Totally, alright! So, like, where are we going?"
(Pound just gave an annoyed stare at Blanko, then smacked him upside the head. Blanko vibrated and moved around dizzily)
Blanko (CONT.): Are we there yet?
(After he said this, Blanko still moved around in a dizzy state until he fell to the ground in a daze)
(As the Nerdlucks led Bugs to their spaceship, Bugs looked at the audience)
Bugs: Well, I can tell that these aliens may be little, but they sure do mean business!

(In the Real World ...)
(While Bugs Bunny was dealing with the Nerdlucks by laying down a challenge for the freedom of the Looney Tunes and the Cartoon All-Stars, in the upperworld, Michael and Stan drove B-Money and his friends to B-Money's house. When they reached a 2-story house, they stopped near the sidewalk)
B-Money: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Jordan and Mr. Podolak.
Michael: No problem, B-Money. I'm glad that you and your friends enjoyed the game.
B-Money: Hey, thanks.
(He attempted to open the car door, but he noticed that it was stuck
B-Money (CONT.): Excuse me, Mr. Podolak?
Stan: What's wrong, B-Money?
B-Money: How do I get out? I think this door is stuck."
(Stan then got out of the car and helped B-Money with the car door as he led him out and they all looked at his house. Stan looked at the house in amazement
Stan: Wow, this is a nice house. Now, this is a very nice house you have here, B-Money.
B-Money: Thanks, Mr. Podolak.
Stan: Hey, B-Money, do you want to accompany us for a golf game tomorrow?
B-Money: Sure thing. I would like to join you guys for a golf game. Besides, I heard that rapper Snoop "Doggy" Dogg was going to be there. I just hope I have my golfing skills ready, because I don't want to be ill-prepared.
(B-Money, Michael, and Stan all laughed as Michael and Stan drove away while waving goodbye to B-Money and his friends and they waved back. As his friends walked into the house to relax, B-Money was about to go inside with them when he heard some barking sounds from a nearby doghouse. He then saw a Golden Retriever running towards him)
B-Money: No, come on, Charles; not this today!
(He was running towards him
(However, Charles ignored B-Money's pleas as he pounced straight to his master, licking his face sloppily. It did take a while for B-Money to get Charles off of him, but he was able to do it nonetheless. Just then, three figures walked up to where B-Money was laying)
(One was a teenage girl with braided black hair and blue eyes, and she wore a blue T-shirt, blue pants, and black shoes; her name is Kelsey Ware. The second figure was another teenage girl with long, smooth black hair and red eyes, and she wore a pink T-shirt, red capris, and red shoes; her name is Keon Ware. The last figure was one of B-Money's closest cousins, who had a "bro-hawk" hairstyle and black eyes, and he wore a baseball jersey, baseball shorts, and cleats; his name is TyShawn "Black Ice" Franklin)
B-Money (CONT.): Hey, TyShawn, are you okay?
(TyShawn just shook his head sadly)
B-Money (CONT.) How was your baseball game today?
TyShawn: I don't feel like talking about it, cuz.
(He walked into the house)
(B-Money got up and brushed himself off as he hugged his other two cousins, both of whom kissed his face)
Kelsey: (giggling) Wow, I just noticed that you had dog drool on your face.
B-Money: I know, that was the dog, though.
(He and his cousins walked into the house)
B-Money (CONT.): So, what's up with Ty?
Keon: Well, he went 2 for 5 and lost 32% of his batting average.
(B-Money, Kelsey, and Keon walked into the house where B-Money noticed that TyShawn and the others were watching the news in the middle room)
B-Money: What are you guys watching?
(He walked into the room where his friends and his cousin were all watching TV)
B-Money (CONT.): Is this all they show on TV?
(On the news, the reporter was talking about Michael's strike-outs at the Barons game today while he was talking trash about his game. B-Money just watched this and sighed)
TyShawn: Did everyone get mad at him?
B-Money: No, worse; they felt really good about it, surprisingly enough.
TyShawn: Well, honestly, I think that he needs to open up his stance a little more. That might make him a more aggressive force at the plate.
B-Money: You think so? I might tell him that."
(B-Money then picked up the remote to change the channel)
B-Money (CONT.): You guys shouldn't be watching this stuff. It's bad for you.
(He flicked through several different channels until he stopped at the Cartoon Network, where a Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoon ("Beep, Beep", 1952) was playing on the network's afternoon Looney Tunes block)
B-Money (CONT.): (leaving the room) There you go, Road Runner. Beep, beep!
(The teens all watched the screen as the cartoon continued playing. In the cartoon, one segment involved Wile E. Coyote attempting to hang on to an anvil until he ended up stepping on the line, causing him to fall to the ground while he was still holding the anvil. The Road Runner watched him as he zoomed up to him)
Road Runner: Beep, Beep!
(When the Road Runner zoomed out of the scene)
JENNY: Wait! Stop this cartoon!
(It was revealed that this came from a blue teenage robot girl named Jenny Wakeman (from My Life as a Teenage Robot), who was accompanied by a small, pink dog named Courage the Cowardly Dog. The fact that these two characters came in during a Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner cartoon (or alternatively, a Nicktoons character appearing on the Cartoon Network) really surprised the viewing audience at home)
Jenny (CONT.): Sorry, folks, but we've got an Emergency Cartoon Character Union Meeting to go to.
(She then turned to Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner)
Jenny (CONT.): We've got to hurry, guys; Bugs said that this is very important!
(The Road Runner then did his signature "Beep, beep!" as he zoomed off-screen)
Courage: Hey, Road Runner, wait up! Next time, just hold your horses!
Jenny: Hold on, you two!
(She turned her pigtails into rockets to catch up with Courage and the Road Runner)
Jenny (CONT.): Don't leave me hanging like this!
(Wile E. dropped the anvil as he was about to follow suit, but he did not realize that the line made him go up into the sky. Right after that gag, there were no other cartoon characters on the screen)
Nada: Dang, where did they go?

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(At a big theatre where all of the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars gathered for the big meeting, Wile E. crashed through the roof and landed on the carpet floor of the theatre, covered in soot. An orange foot stepped on his nose and walked right past him. The person who went down the aisle was a black duck with a white lace around his neck, along with an orange bill and orange feet. His name was Daffy Duck, another one of the most-popular Looney Tunes characters)
Daffy: Alright, stop the music! Top duck coming through!
(He was dressed up in bathroom gear)
Daffy: Sheesh, it's getting so a guy can't even get himself wet around here! So, what's the big emergency?
(Everyone turned to the figures who were on stage at the moment; the Nerdlucks were just standing there and they had Bugs Bunny tied up in chains after they captured him. Bugs looked a little nervous, but he decided to play it cool like he usually does)
Bugs: Eh, these little guys would like to make an announcement
(He gave the microphone to the Nerdlucks)
Bugs (CONT.): Eh, here you go, shorty!"
(Pound walked up to the microphone and cleared his throat as he started to speak)
Pound: You ... all of you ... are now our prisoners!
(A moment of silence occurred throughout the entire theatre, then laughter from the whole crowd ensued)
SYLVESTER: (sarcastically) Oh, we're in big trouble now!
(Pound looked at all of the cartoon characters nervously)
(Nawt then took the mike away from Pound)
Nawt: We are taking you to our theme park in outer space ...
Blanko: No, foolin'.
Nawt: ... Where you'll be our slaves where you will be placed on display for the amusement of our paying customers.
(During the time that Nawt was explaining this, Sylvester was still chuckling to himself while Ron Stoppable asked Courage if these aliens were being serious with their threat. Courage just smirked and shrugged at Ron)
Daffy: (sarcastically) Oh, fear clutches to my breast!
(He held his chest teasingly and laughed with the crowd)
(The Toons still did not believe that those little aliens could pose as a legitimate threat to them. Just then, Invader Zim zoomed up on-stage with his laser gun while Yosemite Sam followed him with his own guns)
Zim: We aren't going anywhere, Nerdlucks!
(He pointed his laser gun at the Nerdlucksh
Yosemite Sam: Yeah, so why don't ya go back where you varmints came from?
(He pointed his guns at Pound)
Yosemite Sam (CONT.): We're not going to become slaves for nobody and, I mean, NOBODY!
(However, Pound quickly took out his laser gun and fired it at Zim and Yosemite Sam, turning them both into burning crisps! Everyone gasped and held their hands up in the air as if they were going to get arrested)
Kim Possible: (to Double D) Wow, those aliens were more powerful than I thought.
Double D: (to Kim Possible) Yeah, I should've known that something has gone wrong when I actually see Bugs Bunny tied up in chains like that.
(The Nerdlucks were surprised that this was going so well)
Pound: Well, this is way easier than I thought it would be. Alright, Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars, let's get into the spaceship! Mr. Swackhammer would like to see all of you in person!"
(Before the Toons could leave, however, Bugs quickly stopped everyone as he said to the Nerdlucks)
Bugs: Eh, not so fast, doc. You just can't turn us into slaves; that would be bad. If you're going to make us your slaves, at least give us the chance to defend ourselves!)
(While he was saying this, Bugs easily took off the chains that he was wrapped around in. Pound turned to Bugs and held up his laser gun)
Pound: Oh, yeah? Who says?
Bugs: Just a sec.
(He turned around, wrote something in a large book he had acquired, then showed the Nerdlucks the book)
Bugs (CONT.): Here! Read it and weep, boys!
(The book was actually a book that was titled 'How to Draw Cartoon Characters' with Bugs Bunny scribbling the title to 'How to Capture Cartoon Characters'. The Nerdlucks did not know about this, though, as the five of them read the page that the Looney Tunes star told them to read)
Nerdlucks: (reading) Give them a chance to defend themselves.
Bang: Ugh! Do we have to?
Nawt: Well, what do you expect, Bang? It's in the rule book."
Blanko: Okay, it is in the rule book.
Pound: Okay, Bugs, we'll give you guys a chance to defend yourselves. In order to fight for your freedom, you gotta give us a challenge.
(Bugs thought about it, then smirked at the audience as he looked at Pound and the Nerdlucks)
Bugs: Okay, Pound, you got yourself a deal. Uno momento.
(Bugs then zoomed into the backroom with some of his friends)
Bugs (CONT.): My friends and I have to discuss this.
(At the Theatre Backroom ...)
(While the Nerdlucks were waiting outside, the Tunes began to brainstorm some ideas for some challenges against the Nerdlucks in order to regain their freedom. Suddenly, Bugs came out wearing an army uniform and there was a huge American flag on the wall as he talked to the Tunes in a manner similar to General George S. Patton)
Bugs: Alright, troops! It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us-
(Until Courage stopped him with an idea of his own)
Courage: (raising his hand shyly) Oh, I've got an idea, Bugs!
Bugs: Yes, Colonel Courage? (as his hat covered his eyes for a bit)
Courage: How about we challenge them to a spelling bee?
(Stella, however, just scoffed at Courage's idea)
Stella: Oh, Courage, as if that would be an exciting plot for a movie like this. Listen, why don't we just challenge them to a beauty pageant?
(However, the Tunes all groaned at Stella's suggestion for a challenge against the Nerdlucks, as she would be the one who would suggest something like that)
Stella (CONT.): What? I think it's pretty clever to have a beauty pageant as a challenge It would be an easy win for us.
Yakko: Stella, I highly doubt those aliens would want to have a beauty pageant as a challenge for our freedom. I don't think they would appreciate dressing up in outfits anyway. Besides, you were already in a beauty pageant in the first season of your show and you won that one, so what would be the point in that?
(Stella just rolled her eyes at Yakko)
Double D: Well, I guess we could have a baseball tournament. That would sound better than having a beauty pageant as a challenge.
Jenny: Maybe we could have a football challenge. After all, I could come in handy in those kinds of games. I should know; I actually played on the football team in Tremorton and the Eds did play for the Peach Creek Cobblers at one point.
Eddy: Yeah, and we had to retire because of those mascot-hating, lemon-sucking Lemon Brook Lumpers.
Monique: Well, I guess my suggestion of having a soccer tournament is out of the question now.
(Everyone in the backroom looked at her weirdly)
Monique (CONT.): Don't start, guys! You all have played some random sports beforehand!
(Just then, Sylvester walked in)
Sylvester: Sufferin' Succotash! What'sth wrong with all of ya? I say, we get a ladder, wait 'til the Old Lady's out of the room, then grab that little bird once and for all!
(Sylvester was in the middle of having another imagination that involved him finally capturing Tweety and he was breathing heavily in a manic manner until Bugs came in and patted his back)
Bugs: Whoa, whoa! Take a deep breath, Sly!
(Sylvester nodded rapidly as a way to calm down while Bugs walked up to the front)
Bugs (CONT.): Okay, everyone, let's analyze our competition.
(Bugs then pulled out a chart that was a blueprint of what the Nerdlucks looked like)
Bugs (CONT.): Now, what are we looking at here? We got a small race of invading aliens.
Daffy: These aliens all have small arms ... short legs ...
(He made himself look like one of the Nerdlucksh
Kim Possible: They don't look very fast.
Sylvester: They're also tiny little guysth.
Flora: Also, there's the fact that they can't jump high.
(Suddenly, an idea for a challenge came into everyone's minds. They all smiled evilly as they thought up the plan while they went back outside to tell the Nerdlucks about their challenge)
(In the Main Theatre ...)
(Bugs Bunny picked up a random basketball and spun it on top of his finger while he approached the aliens)
Bugs: Alright, Nerdlucks, we challenge you guys to a basketball game.
(The Nerdlucks all nodded)
Pound: Alright, rabbit, basketball it is!
Bang: Basketball!
(The other Nerdlucks cheered)
Blanko: Alright!
(He began to realize what this game called 'basketball' really is)
Blanko (CONT.): Wait, what exactly is basketball?
Bupkus (curiously) What's that?
Nawt: (shrugging at Bupkus) Beats me.
Bang: We didn't have that at school.
(Bugs just raised an eyebrow at the Nerdlucks for not knowing much about the game of basketball. He figured he had to teach the aliens how to play basketball ... through a retro tutorial movie)
Bugs: Lights!
(The lights went down and the movie was about to begin)
FOGHORN: Pardon me.
(He squeezed through the aisle to find a good seat while blocking the movie screen from the other Toons in the audience)
Eddy: Hey, down in front!
(He quickly threw a bag of popcorn at Foghorn Leghorn, making him fall so the rest of the Toons could watch the movie)
NARRATOR: An exhilarating team sport currently growing rapidly in popularity is basketball.
(Various clips of different basketball games were shown)
Narrator (CONT.): Unlike football and baseball, only 5 men can play on a team. It's a fast-paced, razzle-dazzle game that requires quick wits and even faster reflexes! Here's how it's done in the professional ranks. The National Basketball Association ... featuring the best players in the world.
(Just then, Pound got an idea. Maybe he and his fellow Nerdlucks could go to the real world and see how basketball is really played. They can learn from the league's premier players and everything!)
Pound: (getting an idea in his head) The best players in the world, huh?
Bupkus: Yes, the best!
(After the movie was over, Bugs pulled the movie screen up)
Bugs: So, now do you get the basics of how the game of basketball is played?
Pound: Oh, sure, Mr. Bunny. Listen, how about we play this basketball game tomorrow? Maybe, sometime in the afternoon?
(Bugs thought about it for a minute)
Bugs: Okay, doc, you got a deal.
(Bugs shook hands with Pound as the Toons left the theatre to end the meeting. When they were out of earshot, Pound whispered to his fellow Nerdlucks)
Pound: I have a good idea. Follow me, fellas!
(Pound then led the other Nerdlucks out of the theatre)
Pound (CONT.): Fellas, it's time to show these Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars that the Nerdlucks are not a force that should be reckoned with!

(Later that night in the Real World ...)
(In the restroom of the Madison Square Garden, voices could be heard in the background)
BLANKO: (curiously) Hey, Pound, are you sure this plan is going to work?
POUND: Of course, it will, Blanko! Don't worry; I saved up some money from Moron Mountain and it's enough to get us into the New York Knicks game. That way, we shall get our first two victims.
(The Nerdlucks all stood on each other's shoulders as they put on a large trenchcoat and a hat. They decided to act like a normal person, so nobody could realize that there were actually little aliens inside)
Pound (CONT.): Alright, now, let's get out there and see how basketball is really played!
(The Nerdlucks walked outside to watch the game between the New York Knicks and Phoenix Suns)
(That night in Madison Square Garden, everyone was cheering as the New York Knicks and the Phoenix Suns were playing a rather fierce game. It was in the middle of the second quarter and things began to heat up between the Suns and the Knicks. The Suns were leading the Knicks by six points, thanks to their current star player, Charles Barkley. As the audience cheered and booed for the players on the Suns and the Knicks, a tall figure tried to find a good seat in the bleachers; this figure was the Nerdlucks. The Nerdlucks were dressed in a large brown trenchcoat as they found a good seat. As the Nerdlucks sat down next to two teenage girls, Nawt looked up to watch the game that was in progress)
NAWT: Hey, guys, look! It's basketball!
(Bang popped out from the middle of the trenchcoat)
BANG: Where?
(Blanko also popped out from the middle of the trenchcoat)
BLANKO: Whoa; Now, what?
(During the game, Charles Barkley made another shot, increasing the Suns' lead over the Knicks by eight points. However, back on the bleachers, the Nerdlucks' antics caught the attention of Tori (VICTORiOUS). When Nawt noticed Tori watching them, he warned his fellow Nerdlucks in the trenchcoat)
NAWT: Hey, hey!
POUND: What, what?
NAWT: She's looking again!
BANG: Close it up, close it up!
(He closed the trenchcoat quickly, accidentally stepping on Bupkus in the process)
BUPKUS: Ah! You poked me again.
Tori: Uh, Trina, I think we need to find some new seats.
Trina: Come on, Tori, these were the best seats that I could buy.
Tori: Well, it's just that the guy sitting next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Trina: Listen, Tori, don't worry about a thing. I'm sure it's all in your imagination. Come on, let's just enjoy the game. Besides, Charles Barkley is killing us out here!"
Trina's comment about the game at hand caught Bang's attention as he popped out of the trenchcoat)
Bang: Hey, guys, did you hear that? Someone's killing someone!
Blanko: (sarcastically) No, seriously?
(Pound was interested in what was going on during the game as he popped up to the top)
POUND: Whoa, a killer? Come on, guys, let me see!
(The Nerdlucks all saw Charles Barkley on the basketball court, playing the game with quick speed and strength)
Nawt: There! Look, guys! (pointing at Sir Charles) That's him! That's the killer!"
(The Nerdlucks all looked through the trenchcoat to see Charles Barkley on the court)
BANG: Whoa, he's rather big.
Blanko: He's good.
(Pound looked at Charles Barkley, then looked at the list of NBA players he and the Nerdlucks wrote down as the potential entertainers for Moron Mountain. He grinned evilly)
Pound: He's mine!
NAWT: Okay, go get him!
(With that being said, Pound changed into a strange pink liquid as he slid onto the court to get to Charles Barkley in order to steal his NBA talent. When he finally got to him, he went into his body and stole his talent from the inside, causing confusion in the audience)
(While this scene was occurring, Patrick Ewing was able to help the New York Knicks get back on track by dunking the ball into the hoop while the Suns were distracted, giving the Knicks two more points. The Suns and their coach were confused about what was going on with Charles Barkley when he did not receive a rebound when a fellow teammate missed his shot)
Coach: Time-out! Call a time-out!
(The Suns went to the bench for the 30-second time-out)
(Meanwhile, the Nerdlucks opened up the coat as Pound got Charles Barkley's talent into the basketball. When he finally got out of the ball, it was glowing)
BUPKUS: Wow, he really did it.
Pound: I got it! I got his talent!
Bang: Oh, cool!
Blanko: Super.
(As the Phoenix Suns' coach made Charles Barkley sit out the rest of the game because he believed Charles was playing too many minutes, Patrick Ewing was helping the New York Knicks make a comeback in the second half of the game. However, Pound was back at it as he went inside his body and took his talent as well. His teammates were wondering if he was okay and Patrick gave them the OK signal)
(As Pound went back to the Nerdlucks, he got Patrick Ewing's talent into the basketball)
Pound: Yes! Who's next on the list, Nawt?
(Nawt looked at the list and checked off Patrick Ewing's name)
Nawt: Well, according to this list, it looks like we still need to get the talents of Larry Johnson, Muggsy Bogues, and Shawn Bradley.
Pound: Perfect!
(He put the basketball into a random gym bag)
Pound (CONT.): Let's go get those talents!"
(The Nerdlucks all nodded as they left the stadium to go get the remaining basketball players. Meanwhile, Patrick went to the free-throw line and the referee passed him the ball, but it hit him on the head)
Referee: Come on, Patrick, it's showtime!
(He passed the ball to Patrick again, but he fumbled when he tried to catch it)
(When Patrick finally caught the ball and attempted to shoot it, it didn't even go to the hoop, let alone going near the rim or even the backboard. Instead, the basketball ended up hitting the popcorn guy in the bleachers, making him fall down)

(The Next Day in the Real World ...)
Ahmad Rashad: In a shocking development, five NBA players were sent to the reserves list after some weird goings-on that occurred during the past couple of days ...
(B-Money walked into the room in his Chicago Bulls uniform as he watched the news about what happened to the five NBA players. He was talking to TyShawn while he was watching the television)
B-Money: Yeah, I'm watching it right now.
(He watched the news)
(When he saw the NBA players, he noticed that Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, and Shawn Bradley were playing even worse than usual. Usually, these players would be on top of their game, but something happened that made them lose their talents)
B-Money (CONT.): You know, it's a good thing Michael Jordan retired just in time. Alright; listen, TyShawn, I got to ready for this golf game. Alright, talk to you later. Alright, bye.
(B-Money suddenly heard a knock at the door)
B-Money (CONT.): It's open!
(The door opened, and Kelsey and Keon peeked their heads through the door)
Kelsey: Come on, B-Money, it's gametime! Grab your Wheaties, pick up your Air Jordans, your Hanes, your Gatorade, and we'll even pick up a Big Mac on the way to the ballpark!
Ahmad Rashad: Now, we take you live to Los Angeles where the Lakers are refusing to take the court ...
(At the Great Western Forum ...)
(The Los Angeles Lakers were refusing to dress up in their locker room because of what happened to the other NBA players over the past two days. They were about to leave until their coach stopped them)
Coach: Well, listen, that was in New York, like 3,000 miles from here.
Kobe Bryant: Hey, anything like that could be rather dangerous.
Cedric Ceballos: Yeah, something like that could travel fast at the speed of light.
Vlade Divac: Yeah, it could be Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
Coach: Alright, just dress in the hallway.
(The Lakers all put gas masks on their faces as they began to change into their uniforms for the upcoming game. Meanwhile, with the Looney Tunes, Cartoon All-Stars, and the Nerdlucks ...)

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(Bugs Bunny and his group of Toons were at their local basketball court, practicing for the upcoming basketball challenge against the Nerdlucks. While the Toons were sitting at a nearby bench, Bugs Bunny jumped up, threw the basketball and it went through the hoop. He caught the ball and dribbled it to his fellow Toons)
Bugs: Okay, okay, now which one of you maroons has ever played basketball before?
(While Bugs asked this question to the Toons, only some of them raised their hands)
Kim Possible: Well ... at least some of us did. I'm not sure if some of your fellow Looney Tunes colleagues have played this sport before.
Jenny Wakeman: Honestly, I don't know if they did. I think Bugs may have been more aware of this sport for quite a while since he does have his traces back to New York."
Virgil Hawkins: Yeah, so it would make sense that he would be aware of playing basketball.
(The other Looney Tunes just stared at the famous cartoon rabbit in confusion until Daffy popped up from out of nowhere)
Daffy: I have coach! Also, there is an important strategic question I need to ask you.
Bugs: Yeah, what is it?
(Suddenly, a random fashion stage appeared as Stella, Brandy Harrington, Bonnie Rockwaller, and Draculaura all appeared and came to Daffy's side, holding up multiple basketball jerseys while Daffy tried some of those jerseys on himself. He later had a ridiculous dark blue and grey basketball jersey on, reminiscent to that of the Orlando Magic)
Daffy: So, what do you think, Bugs?
(He showed off his new clothes)
Daffy (CONT.): I'm kinda partial to the blue and grey myself. It actually goes better with my coloring.
(Bonnie, Brandy, and Draculaura 'oohed' and 'ahhed' at the dark while Stella stepped down from the stage and smirked at Bugs)
Stella: See, Bugs, at least Daffy was willing to try out this beauty pageant idea.
(Bugs just looked at Stella)
Bugs: Stella, for the last time, we are playing a game of basketball against the Nerdlucks! Besides, a beauty pageant would not be as exciting as a basketball game. You have to think about what the audience may think, you know. *breaks the fourth wall* I can tell ya, folks, basketball games can be pretty amazing compared to stuff like that.
(Suddenly, Courage walked up to the Toons)
Courage: Hey, guys!
(Courage then looked at Daffy wearing the ridiculous basketball gear)
Daffy: Say, Courage, old buddy, what do you think of this Orlando Magic jersey?
Courage: It looks nice, Daffy. Anyway, the little aliens say it's their turn to use the basketball court."
(As he said this, Courage pointed to the Nerdlucks working out on the basketball court. While everyone just scoffed at them, nobody noticed that they had the glowing basketball in their gym bag)
Bugs: Yeah, sure, let the little pipsqueaks knock themselves out!
(They walked away with the Toons)
(The Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars were confident that they were going to win this basketball game, since the Nerdlucks looked short, weak, and talentless)
Clawdeen: Yeah, even if they got the talents of five different star players from the NBA, as if that actually happened, we would still beat them anyway.
(She, Frankie and Draculaura caught up with the rest of the Toons)
(The Nerdlucks felt insulted by Clawdeen's comment, but they were ready to bring out their own secret weapon)
Daffy: Too bad you can't practice getting any taller, boys!
(He put a towel around his neck and followed the rest of the Toons)
(After that, dark clouds began to form in the sky and a storm was coming)
Pound: Oh, yeah? Well, that's what you think, you group of Looney Tunes. Are you guys ready?
(The Nerdlucks all nodded as they opened the gym bag and put each of their hands on the basketball. As they each touched the ball, they all felt a sudden burst of powerful energy coming through them, causing their eyes to open wide as they began to transform)
BUPKUS: Whoa!
NAWT: Ah!
(The Toons heard the commotion from the Nerdlucks and stopped in their tracks, turning around to see what was going on with them)
(First, Pound started to grow brightly as he started to grow taller than his Nerdluck form. During his transformation, he began to grow muscles and he became bigger and taller; he seems to have gotten Charles Barkley's talents)
(As Blanko was watching Pound transform before his eyes, he looked down to notice his shoes were getting bigger as he zoomed up to the top with a loud roar. He looked like Shawn Bradley, another NBA star the Nerdlucks stole the talents from)
(Then, Bang began to have a dragon-like transformation as his spine began to pop out and, when his eyes began to change, he roared up into the air. He shared a physical resemblance to Patrick Ewing, who was one of the first players that lost their talent to the Nerdlucks)
(After a while, the Nerdlucks had all changed into big-time basketball superstars as they wore dark blue and grey basketball jerseys with the number '0' on them)
(All of the Tunes looked in shock as they saw the new, improved, and scarier Nerdlucks. They all shared physical resemblances to the five NBA stars they had stolen the talents from. The aliens all stood tall while they posed threateningly, looking down at the smaller Looney Tunes. Blanko bent down to look at Courage)
Blanko: Hey, little mutt.
(Blanko just looked at Courage face to face)
Blanko (CONT.): Boo.
Courage: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
(He fainted from the fear Blanko had just given him)
All of the girls ran to Courage to wake him up while the aliens laughed at the poor pink dog and Bang picked up the basketball Bugs was using earlier)
Bang: Hey, fellas; I think it's time we played a little basketball!
(He threw the basketball hard at the ground, causing an earthquake on the basketball courth
(While the earthquake was occurring, Foghorn Leghorn quickly grabbed Jenny Wakeman, Riley Freeman, and Kim Possible for protection against the new Nerdlucks while Frankie, Clawdeen, and Draculaura huddled together. Mordecai, Rigby, Finn, and Jake grabbed Courage, waking him up as they ran back to the group)
Daffy: Jumpin' Jehosophat! Those little pipsqueaks just turned into superstars!" Daffy said in a fearful tone.
Frankie: They used to be cute, little aliens. Now, they're as tall as the Empire State Building!
Bloom: Oh, man, I knew it was a bad idea to underestimate foes like them!
Courage: Th-th-th-th-they're monsters!
(Sylvester quickly got in between Daffy, Frankie, Bloom, and Courage)
Sylvester: Sufferin' Succotash! They're the MonSTARS!
Pound: Hey, thanks for the new team name, you pathetic Tunes. The Moron Mountain MonStars; that sounds pretty cool.
Bupkus: Hey, you wanna go on a rampage all over town?
He wants to wreak havoc all over Looney Tune Land)
Pound: That's a good idea, Bupkus!
(He and his team walked off)
Pound (CONT.): Come on, boys!
(Bang just popped the basketball as he followed his fellow MonStars)
Bang (to the Tunes) Bye-bye!
(The Tunes all just stared in fright as a nearby hotel building crashed into the ground. Bugs Bunny was the only one who seemed to be rather calm about this as he just munched on a carrot and spoke the audience)
Bugs: Eh, you know something, folks? I think we might need just a little bit of help.
(While the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars were all thinking about what to do with the newly-talented Nerdlucks (aka the MonStars), the MonStars were busy practicing for the upcoming basketball game against the Tunes. While they were excited about easily defeating the Tunes, they were wondering if stealing the talents from five NBA players was worth it in the end)
(Pound was busy shooting the ball)
Pound: Hey, guys, do you think this was a good idea?
(The other MonStars just looked at Pound)
Bang: What do you mean by that, Pound?
Nawt: I think he means it just doesn't feel right that we had to steal the talent from five different NBA players. Besides, if any of the Tunes or Cartoon All-Stars found out about that, everyone would hate us, even if we make an attempt to become better people in the end.
Blanko: You know what? Nawt's right, dudes. Sure, the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars may have underestimated us when we were only small, but was it really necessary to go to these lengths just to win a simple basketball challenge?
Bang: Well, what are we going to do? We already laid down the basketball challenge for the Tunes, so if we forfeit from the challenge, Swackhammer's going to be mad.
Nawt: (SIGHS) You know, I guess we would just have to roll with it and just play this basketball game.
Pound: Yeah, besides, we have to stick to the plot of this movie.
(He turned to the audience)
Pound (CONT.): Also, we are actually regretting this. We are just sticking to these because that's what the script says.
Blanko: But, what are we going to do if the Tunes find out about us doing this?
Nawt: I don't know. I have a feeling they may be upset about it and feel like we did this because we wanted to win this game so badly. In actuality, it was because Swackhammer really wanted them to be the new mascots for Moron Mountain."
Pound: Alright, let's continue our practice regimen.
(With that, the MonStars continued to practice for the upcoming basketball challenge, feeling a sense of guilt because of the underhanded tactics they used to win the challenge and make the Tunes their new slaves to revive Moron Mountain and put the theme park back on top)
(At the Looney Tune Land Theatre ...)
(Meanwhile, with the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars, they were trying to figure out what to do now since the Nerdlucks became the tough and terrifying MonStars. While the construction crew of Looney Tune Land was fixing the basketball court, the Tunes were in the theatre, talking about what to do in order to defeat the MonStars)
Bugs: Okay, everyone, it appears the little aliens have suddenly become basketball superstars. Does anyone have any ideas on how we are going to deal with them?"
(Stella raised her hand)
Stella: Listen, we should just have a beauty pageant.
(Bugs just face-palmed himself and everyone in the audience groaned)
Stella (CONT.): Oh, come on, guys! I don't see what is wrong with dressing up and strutting your stuff. I think it would be rather entertaining.
Flora: Stella, like Yakko said earlier, you already won a beauty pageant before. Besides, the MonStars would be pretty angry and annoyed if we tried to put them in makeup and random fashionable clothes.
(Stella just rolled her eyes as Porky raised his hand)
Porky: Well, why don't we re-open the Ghostbusters agency you, Daffy and I used to run? That seemed to be pretty successful.
Daffy: Well, I wish I could, Porky. However, it was getting pretty expensive to keep the business up and running. Also, I would highly doubt our ghostbusting prowess would defeat the MonStars.
Porky: Well, you got a point there, Daffy.
Sam: Well, since we already challenged them to a basketball game, why don't call up a famous basketball player from the real world to help us defeat those guys?
(The idea went around in everyone's heads)
Bugs: You know something, Samantha? That sounds like a pretty good idea!
(The Tunes all agreed, except for Daffy
Daffy: Wait just a minute here! Why are we talking about basketball at a time like this? How is playing a basketball game going to stop the MonStars?
Huey: Daffy, it worked when you guys did Space Jam back in 1996. What makes you think it won't work like last time?
(Daffy just rolled his eyes while Bugs took out his cellphone)
Bugs: Everyone, I'll be right back. I got to make a special call to one of our allies.
Rocko: Who are you going to call, Bugs?
Bugs: Simple, Mr. Michael Jordan. MJ has had close ties with us Looney Tunes since we did those Super Bowl commercials for Nike's 'Air Jordan' promotional campaign and the famous 1996 Warner Bros. movie, Space Jam.
Rocko: Wow.

(In the Real World ...)
(Back in the real world, Michael Jordan was preparing for his golf game as he was getting dressed in his golfing gear. However, before he left the house to go to the Birmingham Pines Golf Course, his cellphone rang all of a sudden. Michael picked it up)
Michael: Hello?
BUGS: Eh, what's up, Mike?
Michael: Bugs Bunny, is that you?
Bugs: Well, who were you expecting to call, doc? Mickey Mouse?
(Michael chuckled for a bit)
Michael: Well, what's been new with you guys?
Bugs: Nothing much, doc. Hey, listen, I called you because we require your assistance once again. Those MonStars are back again."
Michael: Really? Those guys are back again?
Bugs: Yeah, it appears to be the case. You see, we challenged them to another basketball game, so we can play for our freedom. However, they used their 'magical' basketball to become huge and tall once again. This time, I think they mean business.
Michael: Hmm ... interesting. Don't worry, Bugs, I'll be down there in a minute to see what's going down.
Bugs: Eh, thanks, Mike.
Michael: Oh, and Bugs? I know this kid named B-Money Playa. He has some pretty impressive basketball skills himself and I think he could be a good addition to the team."
Bugs: Really?
Michael: Yeah, he said he inspires to play in the NBA one day. He hopes he plays for the Chicago Bulls. If he does not make it to the Bulls, he wishes he could play for either the Orlando Magic or the Houston Rockets.
Bugs: Well, that's pretty cool. Don't worry, Mike; we'll find a way to get B-Money Playa down here to help us. I think he would be excited when he sees all of his favorite cartoon stars in one place.
Michael: Believe me, he is a real Looney Tunes fan. In fact, he said out of all of the LT characters, you and Daffy are his top two favorite characters.
Bugs: Well, that's nice to hear. Alright, Michael, we could have B-Money Playa be one of our other ringers for the basketball game against those MonStars.
Michael: Cool. Alright, I'll see you guys when I get down there.
Bugs: Alright, see you, Michael.
(Michael hung up the phone as he changed into his more casual clothes and went to Birmingham Pines Golf Course, so he could make it to Looney Tune Land)

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
Bugs: Well, it looks like we are going to get two ringers to help us out, everyone.
(He walked back out to the audience of various cartoon characters)
Huey: Two ringers? Who else is going to help us, Bugs?
Bugs: Eh, Michael says he knows a kid named B-Money Playa. He tells me he is a pretty good basketball player.
Huey: Oh, that's pretty cool.
Bugs: Anyway, Michael said he's goig to be down here in a minute to see what's going down. While we wait for him to come down here, why don't we get the gym ready for practice?
(The Tunes all agreed as they all left the theatre to go to the gym. Daffy later caught up with everyone as he turned to the audience)
Daffy: Brother, I highly doubt getting Michael Jordan would work as well as it did last time.
(At the local Jones Rec Center, Bugs Bunny was talking to Michael Jordan, Virgil Hawkins, Clawdeen Wolf, and Will Vandom about how they were going to get B-Money Playa down to help them)
Michael: So, Bugs, how are you going to get B-Money down here?
Bugs: Eh, I think we'll probably get him down here the same way that we got you down here last time.
Michael: You mean, by Yosemite Sam using his rope to get him through the golf hole?
Will: Considering how it was done 'easily', yes, they are going to do it the same way, Mr. Jordan.
(While they were talking, Daffy Duck walked into the room)
Daffy: What are you guys doing at a time like this? In case you have forgotten, there are five giant monsters rampaging our town!
(Daffy pointed out the window to see the MonStars wreaking a lot of havoc all over Looney Tune Land)
Clawdeen: Uh, Daffy, those monsters are the MonStars!.
Daffy: Clawdeen, I do not care about what name they go by as long as they get out of our world as soon as possible!
Bugs: Well, we already have Michael Jordan here to train us for this upcoming basketball game. Besides, Yosemite Sam, Tecna, Wile E. Coyote, and I are going to get B-Money Playa down here to help us as well. Hey, we do need two players that are experienced in this game to give us some winning tips.
Daffy: Wait, basketball? How are you guys still thinking about basketball at a time like this? That's just like asking Batman to play baseball or Superman to play football. Look, even if we have Michael Jordan, it will not be as successful like last time!
Musa: Well, Daffy, what bright idea do you have in your head?
(She walked into the room)
Daffy: What, Musa? An idea, you say?" Daffy asked.
Musa: Yeah, you think that the 'Michael Jordan' idea will not work, so what did you have in mind?
Daffy: Well, honestly, I suggest that we hire some cartoon characters to beat these guys!
(Everyone else groaned)
Daffy: What? This will be better than going through the process of playing a basketball game like we did in Space Jam.
(Michael and Bugs looked at each other)
Michael: Bugs, should we give Daffy a chance? I need a good laugh today.
Bugs: Yeah, same here.
(He walked up to Daffy)
Bugs (CONT.): Okay, Daffy, we'll try it your way. However, we will do it on one condition: if this does not work, we'll do it my way and go through with this basketball challenge.
Daffy: You drive a hard bargain, Bugs, but you've got yourself a deal!
(He shook hands with the rabbit)
(Attempt #1:)
(Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole came into the office, wanting to use their super-secret spy skills to defeat the MonStars. Daffy told them where they were and the two went out of the office. Five minutes later, Secret and Morocco came back, looking tired and beat up)
Daffy: Guys! What happened to you two?
Secret: Daffy, those guys were too powerful! What did you expect? Listen, why don't you just do Bugs' idea instead?
Morocco: Yeah, at least Michael Jordan knows a thing or two about how to defeat those MonStars!
(He and Secret left the room, making Daffy growl at that)
(Daffy then looked at Bugs, who was smirking)
Daffy: Okay, Bugs, but I have a back-up plan.
(Attempt #2:)
Ace: So, you want us to beat a team of monsters known as the MonStars?
(Daffy nodded and told him everything. Ace accepted the challenge as he turned to his team)
Daffy: Alright, Loonatics, you know the mission. Let's roll!
(With that, the Loonatics all left the office to fight the MonStars. After a few minutes, the Loonatics came back and Lexi punched Daffy in the arm)
Daffy: OW! (holding his arm in pain) Lexi, what the heck was that for?
Lexi: Because of you, Daffy, we ended up getting badly-beaten!
Danger Duck: Sheesh, Daffy, sometimes I wonder how I ended up with you being my ancestor. I'm out of here."
Ace: Yeah, same here.
(He left with the other Loonatics
Ace (CONT.): Let's go, guys.
(Daffy just face-palmed himself)
Bugs: Daffy, we just went through two teams. It's obvious that the MonStars are too powerful to defeat. Can't we just play the basketball game?
Daffy: Bugs, listen, third time's the charm.
(Everyone else groaned)
(Attempt #7:)
(After many attempts to defeat the MonStars, all of the groups that Daffy called had failed the challenge)
Bugs: Daffy, can't you take a break from this? We already had to go through six groups, and they couldn't even beat those guys!
Daffy: Come on, guys, it's not that bad.
Clover: Not that bad? Daffy, you called in The Ghost Busters, and you made the Winx Girls, the Teen Titans, and Sam, Alex, and myself try to defeat those guys, and it did not work!
Daffy: Well, Clover, I thought that you girls would defeat those guys.
Alex: Daffy, those guys are way taller than us! How did you expect us to defeat them? Just because we are secret spies does not mean that we can automatically defeat anyone!
Bugs: Yeah, Daffy, Alex does have a point. Can't we just go get B-Money Playa already?
Daffy: Patience, everyone, I have a better plan this time. I called up the toughest and most-powerful villains in the cartoon universe. Hopefully, this will work.
(He then showed the Toons and Michael a group of cartoon villains: They were Jack O'Lantern (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy), Dr. Drakken (Kim Possible), Princess Diaspro (Winx Club), Count Blood Count (Looney Tunes), the Trix (Winx Club), and Nergal (The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy))
Dr. Drakken: (to Bugs and the gang) Don't worry, everyone. I've dealt with Kim Possible before, so this should be easy to defeat those aliens!
(With that being said, Dr. Drakken and the villains left the office to battle the MonStars. A half-hour later, the office door opened slowly)
Daffy: See, I told you that it would work! Who needs to play basketball when you have the toughest villains working by your side?
(However, Daffy was wrong as the villains all came in, looking all battered and beaten-up)
Nergal: Wow, those MonStars are more powerful than I thought.
Darcy: I think that I will never think of fire being cool anymore. After that Bang character showed us that he could breath fire like a dungeon dragon.
(Yakko walked up to Jack O'Lantern)
Yakko: Guys, was it really that bad?
Jack: Oh, Yakko, you don't know the half of it!
(He held Yakko's shoulders)
Jack (CONT.): Those MonStars are really powerful, even more than Nergal, and that's saying something!
Sam: Oh, come on, I know that you guys are overexaggerating.
Darcy: Sam, it was really bad! Those MonStars even have their own theme song!
ALL: Wait, they have their own theme song?
Stormy: Believe me, guys, listen to it for yourself.
(She pointed out to the gym where the MonStars were practicing)
(The MonStars were all wearing hooded sweatshirts as they laughed evilly while Nawt began to sing the song's intro)
Nawt: Greetings, earthlings, we have now taken over your radio!
(The MonStars all began to laugh evilly as they started to hum as the rap music began to play in the background as they began to sing their own anthem)
MonStars: If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high,
And, you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low
If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high
And, you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low
(Bang used a basketball to dunk it through one of the hoops as he started to rap his verse)
Bang: Goin' straight through the hole
You ain't got no game
I'm breakin' ya out the frame
Comin' through like a train
Blanko: Lookin' to take over the world is my goal
With my unstoppable crew takin' all control
You can't get none of this, we're runnin' this
Well-taker, Earth shaker, 3-point gunnin' this
Get out the lane, I'm comin' through
And, if you don't wanna move, then I'm comin' right through you
Bupkus: It's like inch-by-inch, and step-by-step
I'm closing in on your position, and destruction is my mission
Though, eight is not enough, your whole squad better duck
It's like switch when I bust
Now, your whole crew is dust
Pound: Comin' through my area, I'mma have to bury ya
The real scream team on your scream scene
It's like showdown on the range
Go tell me who wanna tangle with the
Ghetto witch-doctor neighborhood superhero?
(Nawt tossed the ball into the hoop, making a 3-point shot, then he joined up with the other MonStars as they began to perform the chorus)
MonStars: We want it all (want it all!)
Unstoppable, we run the floor (run the floor!)
You can't take none of this hardcore (hardcore!)
In the game, we take you to war (war!)
You ain't seen nothin' like this before
If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high
And, you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low
If I hit 'em high, hit 'em high, hit 'em high
And, you hit 'em low, hit 'em low, hit 'em low
(After their performance of "The MonStars Anthem", the Toons all watched the performance in shock; Michael just raised an eyebrow, Yakko's jaw dropped open, Virgil looked freaked out about this, all of the girls in the room fainted, and Daffy watched it all in horror)
(Bugs walked up behind the Toons and Michael.
Bugs: Okay, guys, let's go get B-Money Playa before things start to get ugly.
(Bugs, Michael, and the Toons were all about to leave, but Daffy quickly stepped in front of the door, stopping him)
Daffy: WAIT! I'll defeat them myself!
Bugs: No, Daffy, if you even try that, you're going to get beat up even worse than the groups that you called in.
Daffy: Okay, so I can't defeat them.
(He quickly changed into his Duck Dodgers alter-ego)
Daffy (CONT.): However, Duck Dodgers of the 24 1/2th Century can!
(Daffy then ran onto the court as Duck Dodgers to battle the MonStars, and lots of punching, kicking, screaming, and 'Woo-hoos' were heard off-screen for a couple seconds, with the Tunes and Michael flinching in the process. Daffy then came back into the office, breathing heavily)
Sam: Daffy, can we do Bugs' plan now?
Daffy: No, Samantha! We can do this! It just takes ... just takes a little ... a little time.
Bugs: Daffy, it's game over. We should stop trying to defeat them through force, and just roll with the basketball plot. That's how we did it last time back in 1996."
Daffy: NO! Basketball skills will not work, and it is NOT 1996 anymore, Bugs! Toon Physics will and must work!"
(Daffy ran back to the court to stop the MonStars, but he ended up getting beaten up once again. During this time, Bugs began to listen to his Image Song, "Buggin'", as Daffy was being maimed by the MonStars)
Bugs: Who says the bunny can't rock?
You're buggin'
If Bugs don't make you hop,
You're buggin'
Think the Space Jam gonna stop?
You're buggin'
Eh, we only buggin'
Who says the bunny can't jam?
You're buggin'
If y'all don't know who I am,
You're buggin'
Bugs ain't da coolest in da land?
You're buggin'
Eh, we only buggin'
(Finally, Daffy dragged himself into the office as he went up to a smirking Bugs Bunny)
Daffy: Bugs Bunny, you're despicable!
Bugs: Daffy, now, can we do the basketball plan?
Daffy: (exhausted tone) Fine! Just get that B-Money Playa kid down here, and let's just roll with this plot! At least your plan does not involve me getting beaten up by those MonStars!
(Bugs just shrugged and winked at the audience as he left with the other Tunes to retrieve B-Money Playa from the upperworld)

(At Moron Mountain ...)
(Mr. Swackhammer was having some problems of his own. His Moron Mountain theme park was doing even worse than before and not even his undead versions of the Nerdlucks could keep it running)
Swackhammer: (SIGHS) Boy, I hope those Nerdlucks send me a message!
(His prayer was answered when he got a message through his laptop. He pressed a button and saw the MonStars on the screen)
Swackhammer: So, boys, how's it going down there?
Pound: Don't worry about a thing, boss. We got the Looney Tunes under control. They were planning on having a basketball challenge, so we decided to steal the talents from five NBA players to get the upper hand in this game. Don't worry, these Toons will be Moron Mountain's new mascots after tonight.
(After that, the MonStars waved as the screen went to black, and Mr. Swackhammer was smiling evilly while rubbing his hands greedily)
Swackhammer: Excellent. Everything's going according to plan. Soon, my plans will come to fruition, and Moron Mountain will be getting a brand-new revival with some Toons added into the mix.

(In the Real World ...)
(B-Money, Snoop Dogg, Stan Podolak, Kelsey, Keon, and the girls were all at the Birmingham Hills Golf Course, playing a friendly game of golf. Snoop Dogg was up to hit the golf ball, and was talking to himself. He was performing some type of ritual to give him some luck to make a hole-in-one)
Snoop: Alright, little guy, are you my friend? Or are you my enemy? You are my friend. You are my ally. You are my associate, my personal assistant.
(Snoop then hit the golf ball, and the ball went near the hole)
B-Money: Nice shot, Snoop.
Victoria: Man, this is pretty weird. It is surprising to hear that five NBA players lost their talents during the course of one week.
B-Money: I know. I hope they find out about what's really going on sooner or later.
Kelsey: Honestly, I am having a Space Jam-type vibe about this.
(After she said that, B-Money went up to hit the ball. He then hit the golf ball, and it went up into the air, impressing everyone that was around him)
B-Money: Nice. Get down!
(The golf ball went down, and landed on the grass. Underneath the upperworld, Bugs Bunny used a magnet to attract the golf ball down into the hole, so they could get B-Money Playa to help them. However, unknown to everyone else, they thought that the ball was moving on its own)
B-Money: Come on.
(The ball went near the hole)
Snoop: That ball is alive!
(After a few minutes of tension and excitement rising, the ball finally wnet down the hole, giving B-Money a hole-in-one, and everyone cheered for the young teenager)
Stan: Wow, that was impressive.
B-Money: Mr. Podolak, nothing but the bottom of the cup.
Snoop: Well, it's your ball.
B-Money: Yeah, yeah, it is my ball.
(As B-Money knelt down to get his golf ball, Kelsey took out a camera to take a picture of her cousin)
Kelsey: Ok, B-Money, when you get ready to get the ball, I'll take a picture of you, so we can show this to the family back in Virginia.
B-Money: Alright.
Keon: B-Money, you ready?
B-MONEY: Yeah, just take the picture!
Kelsey: Alright.
(Before Kelsey took the picture, however, as Victoria, Nada, and the girls got near B-Money, a rope grabbed B-Money and the girls through the golf hole, and began to take them to Looney Tune Land. Everyone did not know where B-Money went)
Keon: What the heck? Where did B-Money go?
Stan: What is with your camera, Kelsey?
Kelsey: What do you mean? It's a regular camera.
Snoop: Put it away, that thing could be dangerous.
(He put the camera away)

(At Looney Tune Land ...)
(While everyone was trying to figure out what just happened, B-Money and the girls were being pulled through the golf hole to get into Looney Tune Land. When they saw the Looney Tunes rings with the Warner Brothers logo, they were pulled right through the portal and landed into the ground)
(When they landed, they all saw Tweety Birds circling through his head. As their vision began to clear, they saw Michael Jordan beside them)
Michael: Hey, guys, are you all okay? That must have been one nasty fall.
B-Money: Yeah, we're fine.
(He brushed himself off, then did a double-take at Michael Jordan, since he did not expect him to be in Looney Tune Land)
B-Money: Wait, Mike, is that you?
(Michael nodded his head)
Michael: Well, who were you expecting? Dennis Rodman?
B-Money: (sarcastically) Oh, hardy har har.
Alexandria: Mr. Jordan, what are you doing here?
Michael: Oh, well, I recruited B-Money to help me with a special mission that requires our basketball talents.
B-Money: A special mission?
Michael: Yeah, a mission that allows you to help out some of your heroes.
(When B-Money and the girls were looking for the other heroes, they all turned when Michael pointed to Bugs Bunny standing near a tree, snacking on a carrot)
Bugs: Oh, eh, look out for that first step, doc. That wild ride is a real lu-lu!
B-Money: Bugs Bunny?
Bugs: Eh, who were you expecting? Mickey Mouse?
(He walked near B-Money and the girls)
B-Money: Bugs, I'm sorry to say this, but you are actually a cartoon character. I do not think that you are actually real in a way.
Bugs: Not real, eh? Well, if I weren't real, could I do this?
(Bugs pulled B-Money's face up to his face, and gave him a big kiss. When he pulled him back, B-Money just wiped the kiss right off of his face while the girls were giggling. Suddenly, other Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars began to appear from random areas)
(Grim popped out from one of the buildings)
Grim: Oh, look, is that Michael and B-Money?
(Sylvester popped up from the sewer)
Sylvester: Michael and B-Money!
FLORA: Look, it's Air Jordan and Baby Jordan!
Yakko: It looks like that B-Money has brought in some 'friends' for this challenge.
(He zoomed up to them)
Yakko: Hellooo, Nurses! Say, why don't you stop by the Water Tower and open my stamp collection?
Alexandria: But, Yakko, you don't have a stamp collection.
Yakko: Alright, then, you can open my mail.
(Taz popped out of a mailbox)
Taz: Basketball!
Tweety: Ooh, I tawt I taw ...
(He saw B-Money and Michael staring at him)
Tweety (CONT.): I did, I did tee Michael Jordan and B-Money Pwaya!
(All of the Toons walked up to B-Money, Michael, and the girls)
Daggett: Well, it is an honor to meet you two! Bugs here has told us so much about you. Mr. Jordan, I think it was pretty awesome on how you helped the Looney Tunes in Space Jam back in 1996."
(Courage walked up to B-Money with an autograph book)
Courage: Oh, pardon me, Mr. Playa, could I have the honor of having your autograph, please?
(Suddenly, Daffy Duck appeared as "The Daffy Doc" as he walked up to B-Money to give him a looney check-up)
Daffy: Back up, everyone! Let the Daffy Doc take a quick look at this B-Money Playa fellow!
(Daffy pulled a lever that sent B-Money way up into the sky)
Daffy (CONT.): Oops, maybe I went a little too high.
B-Money: Oh, no ...
Daffy: Going down!
(He pulled the lever down)
Daffy (CONT.): Whoo-hoo-hoo-HOO-Whoo-hoo-hoo!
(The chair sent B-Money down real quickly, and went down with a slight crash. Pepe Le Pew, Foghorn, Speedy, Stella, Roxy, Irma, Cornelia, and Rocko all gave B-Money varying scores of 9.5, 11, 10, 9, and some hearts from the girls)
Daffy (CONT.): So, what do you say we go for a little spin?
(He spun B-Money around, stopping him so he could look into his ears)
Daffy (CONT.): Hmm ... now, let's take a look at what is inside your mind.
(Daffy was looking in B-Money's ears while Bugs was on the other side of B-Money, yodeling a quick tune)
DAFFY: Say 'Ah'
(He gave B-Money a thermometer, which then exploded, then stamped an 'A-OK on his forehead)
Daffy (CONT.): Alright, everyone, he's A-OK!
(B-Money then looked up at Michael)
B-Money: Did this happen to you when you came down here for the first time?
Michael: Oh, yeah, it was wild.
(Daffy walked up to B-Money)
Daffy: Hey, don't worry, kid, you're fine. Bugs will explain to you when we called you and Michael Jordan down here while I go ahead and check up on these girls.
(While Daffy did this, B-Money spoke up)
B-Money: Alright, Bugs, so what is going on around here?
Bugs: Why, B-Money, I thought you'd never ask.
(He sat on B-Money's lap)
Bugs (CONT.): You see, these aliens come from outer space, and wanted to make us slaves for their theme park, Moron Mountain. Eh, what do we care? They're little, so we decided to challenge them to a basketball game, but, then, they show up, and they aren't so little; THEY'RE HUGE! We need to beat these guys, because they're talking about slavery, then they'll make us do stand-up comedy; the same jokes every night for all eternity! We're going to be locked up like a bunch of wild animals, trotted out to perform in front of a bunch of low-brow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenge aliens! Ahem, eh, what I'm trying to say is: WE NEED YOUR HELP!"
B-Money: Yeah, but, Bugs, Michael is a baseball player nowadays, and I am an alternative hip-hop artist.
Bugs: Right, and I'm a Shakespearian actor.
(He pulled up a rabbit's skull, and threw it over his head, while B-Money looked at the audience, raising an eyebrow)
B-Money: Alright, I'll help you guys out, but where are we going to practice?
Bugs: Oh, we have our own sports gym known as 'The Schlesinger Gym'; it's right down the road. Eh, follow me; it's right near Acme Acres."

(In the Real World ...)
(Kelsey and Keon were looking down into the golf hole with the hope that their cousin would come out before Michael Jordan's baseball game tomorrow night)
Kelsey: Uh, B-Money? It's your cousins, Kelsey and Keon. Listen, we need you to come out now. Okay? You know, because Michael Jordan has a baseball game tomorrow, and we would feel rather stupid if you or MJ did not show up. We'll be there.
(Meanwhile, Snoop Dogg and Stan Podolak were all walking to one of the golf carts as they were having a conversation)
Stan: You think B-Money's okay? You know, Snoop, I hate to leave him like this.
Snoop: Oh, don't worry, Stan; I'm sure he's fine. I think he just needed some time away from those 'Kelsey and Keon' characters.
Stan: Yeah, those two seemed to be pathetic.
(When Snoop and Stan got into one of the golf carts, Snoop began to explain who would take the place of Michael and B-Money in the NBA and in the music world, respectively)
Snoop: Now, if Mike and B-Money are gone, the NBA and the music world would need some new talent. There is room at the top; a guy that could show off his skills, and maybe even perform at halftime. Now, Stan, do you have any close contacts with David Stern? I mean, a phone call from you ...

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(The Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars all led Michael, B-Money, and the girls to their local gym)
B-Money: Look, guys, I would like to help you all, but I haven't really played basketball in a long time; my timing is a little off.
(Michael leaned over to him)
Michael: Don't worry, B-Money. My timing's a little off as well.
Bugs: Eh, don't worry, doc. We'll help you guys fix your timings. Just check out our sports facilities!
(Daffy was hanging on a hoop)
Daffy: We've got hoops.
(He fell to the ground)
ELMER: We've got weights.
(Taz lifted a weight, but it toppled onto the Goofy Gophers, carrying Taz with the weight)
Sylvester: We've got ballsth!
(He opened the locker, to which a variety of sports balls buried him, making the girls giggle for a bit)
B-Money: (looking around at the gym) You sure do; man, this place is a mess.
Mordecai: Mess? You're worried about a little mess?
Daffy: Don't worry, kid. There's nothing a little spit shine wouldn't fix.
(He then shouted to all of the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars)
Daffy (CONT.): SPIT SHINE!
(All of the cartoon characters started to spit on the floor to make it more cleaner, making Michael, B-Money, and the girls somewhat uncomfortable. Taz then grabbed two mops and spun around the gym, cleaning every corner and crack, so the gym could look good as new. After he finished, he smiled)
Taz: Lemony fresh.
(Lindsay giggled a little)
Lindsay: Wow, you guys are nuts!
Flora: Well, there is a slight correction there, Ms. Walker. We're the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars.
Daffy: The Cartoon All-Stars are owned by their respective properties.
(Daffy held up his tail feathers to reveal a Warner Bros. logo taped on his butt)
Daffy (CONT.): And, the Looney Tunes are, as such, the exclusive property and trademark of Warner Bros., Inc.
(Daffy kissed the logo on his butt, and the girls started laughing whereas Michael and B-Money both chuckled for a bit)
(Tweety flew up to B-Money)
Tweety: So, are you weally a fan of our cartoons?
B-Money: Sure. I've always loved watching you guys on TV. I was more into the 'Duck Season, Rabbit Season' gags by Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny, the zany misadventures at the Park with Mordecai and Rigby, Ed, Edd, and Eddy with their constant quests to get jawbreakers and respect, and a day in the lives of Huey and Riley Freeman.
Danielle: Yeah, we are also fans of you guys. I guess you could say that we are major 'ToonHeads'.
Numbah One: Well, that's surprising to hear. Well, it's not so surprising to see someone like B-Money Playa or Michael Jordan liking the Looney Tunes, but it is surprising to know that some girls like you would like cartoons.
(The girls all giggled at that, but it came short when a rumbling noise came. B-Money, Michael, the girls, and the Tunes all turned their heads toward the door and the MonStars began to make their entrances: Nawt came in with a snarl, followed by Pound with a roar. Bang and Bupkus broke the double doors down)
Bupkus: I'm here!
(Blanko also came into the gym)
Blanko: Me too.
(However, he was not looking where he was going as he smacked his face into a basketball hoop. He reared back and covered his forehead)
Blanko (CONT.): That hurt!
(The MonStars approached Michael, B-Money, the girls, and the Tunes with looks of interest and "mightier than you" grins. B-Money looked up at them)
B-Money: Bugs, who are these guys?
(Bugs placed a hand on his shoulder)
Bugs: Well, eh, remember the tiny aliens I told you about?
(He pointed at the team behind him)
B-Money: Oh.
(Pound gave B-Money a not-so-friendly introduction)
Pound: You've heard of the Dream Team? Well, we're the Mean Team, wussy men!
Bupkus: Wussy men.
B-Money: Wussy men?
(Nawt hopped from Blanko's shoulder onto Pound's)
Nawt: Yeah, we're the MonStars: M-O-N ... oh, um ...
(Pound cut him off)
Pound: Let's see what you got, chumps!
(Pound passed a basketball to Michael, and Mike caught it)
Michael: I don't play basketball anymore.
(Michael tossed the ball back to Pound as Bupkus stepped up and mocked Michael)
Bupkus: 'I don't play basketball anymore'! Ha, that's too funny: coming from a basketball star!
(He and the other MonStars began to laugh)
Bang: Maybe, you two are chickens.
(He flapped his arms and clucked like a chicken, annoying Michael and B-Money. Foghorn and Chicken came to their defense)
Foghorn: I say, I resemble that remark!
Chicken: Yeah, why don't you guys pick on someone your own size?
B-Money: You calling us 'chickens'?
Pound: Hey! Come here!
(He suddenly grabbed B-Money and picked him up, molding him into the shape of a basketball. He looked at Nawt and passed B-Money to him)
Pound (CONT.): Here ya go, Nawt. Take him!
(He passed B-Money to Nawt, and he dribbled him around)
Nawt: Watch the footwork! Can you believe it?
(He tossed B-Money away, leaving a trail of fire on Bugs, Kim Possible, Virgil Hawkins, Double D, and Daffy's heads. Bang caught him, and began to dunk him)
Bang: Get out of the way!
(He dunked him so hard that the glass from the basketball hoop broke. B-Money bounced back into his regular shape while the Tunes, Michael, and the girls looked at him with pity)
POUND: Hey, everybody! Look at your hero now!
(He and the gang started laughing at him as he went back to his regular shape. B-Money brushed himself off)
BUGS: Are you okay, doc?"
B-Money: Yeah.
(He looked up at the MonStars)
B-Money (CONT.): You know what? You guys are making a big mistake.
Bang: You're all washed up, Runaway Braids!
(B-Money was taken aback by that insult)
B-Money: Hold up, did you just call me 'Runaway Braids'?
Bang: Yeah, you and Baldy over there!
Michael: 'Baldy'?
(Bubbles and Tweety flew into Bang's face)
Bubbles: They are not washed up! Michael and B-Money are the greatest ever!
Tweety: Yeah, in a way, you MonStars are all washed up!
(Bang flicked Bubbles and Tweety as if they were bugs)
Bang: Ah, shut up!
(Tweety and Bubbles were knocked against the bleachers and slid to the ground as Blossom and Buttercup were ready to beat up the MonStars, but Bugs, Daffy, and Huey were holding them back. B-Money picked up Bubbles and Tweety)
TWEETY: Oh, my poor, widdle cwanium.
B-Money: Tweety, are you and Bubbles okay?
(Blanko looked over Bang and Bupkus' shoulders)
Blanko: Yeah, are you okay?
(Bang and Bupkus grabbed his arms and growled at him, looking like they were about to beat him as Blanko remembered his place)
Blanko (CONT.): Whoops.
(Bubbles looked at B-Money, teary-eyed)
Bubbles: You're not s-s-s-scared of them. Are you, B-Money?
(B-Money looked at the MonStars, who were giving him evil grins, while the Tunes and the girls looked at him for help. B-Money stood up and looked at Michael)
B-Money: What do you think, Michael?
Michael: I can honestly think of the right decision to make here at this moment.
(B-Money then looked at Bubbles and Tweety)
B-Money: Alright, let's play some basketball.
(The Tunes cheered and the MonStars left. Before they left, they all looked back and gave the girls sweet smiles, and asked them to come over for a talk in a few minutes. They all gave waves to the girls, who waved back as they left)
(Outside of the Schlesinger Gym ...)
(The girls all met the MonStars at a local hangout as they sat down at a table with the MonStars)
Pound: So, what are your names, my dear ladies?"
Victoria: (blushing) Oh, I'm Victoria Rath. She's Nada Sampson, she's Lindsay Walker, she's Alexandria Jordans, and she's Danielle Williams.
Bupkus: Well, that's cool. You know, Nada, you are one pretty girl. One of the prettiest ladies I have ever seen.
(Nada giggled for a bit)
Nada: Oh, thank you, Bupkus.
Pound: So, tell us about yourselves.
Lindsay: Oh, well, let us say that we are huge fans of you guys. We loved your roles in the movie Space Jam. We have been wondering why you guys have not appeared in any Looney Tunes-related media since then, although Lola has been revived for various appearances.
Nawt: Well, Lola has been trying to help us make guest appearances on The Looney Tunes Show. Her character is kinda different on that show, but hey, it is still doing well, so it should be possible that we could appear in the second-half of Season 2, or maybe a guest cameo in Season 3.
Alexandria: Cool.
(The MonStars all gave warm smiles as they each kissed the girl that they liked: Blanko kissed Victoria, Bupkus kissed Nada, Nawt kissed Lindsay, Bang kissed Alexandria, and Pound kissed Danielle. The kisses made the girls blush)
Pound: Well, I guess you guys should get to the gym and practice for this basketball game.
(The girls snapped out of their stupor)
Victoria: Oh, okay. Well, we'll talk to you guys later.
Blanko: Alright, nice meeting you, dudettes!
(He and the other MonStars waved at them, and the girls waved back)
Nawt: Those were some pretty cool girls, eh, fellas?
Pound: You said it, Nawt. I think that this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(After the girls all left the local Looney Tune Land hangout to go to the gym to help Michael Jordan, B-Money, and the Tunes practice for the upcoming basketball game, the MonStars were receiving a call from Swackhammer. Pound took out the video phone, and pressed a button to see Swackhammer's face on the phone)
Pound: Oh, hey, what's up, boss?
Swackhammer: Don't give me any funny business, boys.
Nawt: Hey, come on, Mr. Swackhammer, lighten up. Can't you take one good joke for a while?
Swackhammer: Oh, stop.
(He notices the lovestruck looks on the MonStars' faces)
Swackhammer: What's up with you guys? You look like you saw Beyonce Knowles down there.
Bupkus: Well, it wasn't exactly Beyonce, but it was Destiny's Child!
(Before Swackhammer could make a smart-aleck comment to the purple MonStar, Blanko stopped him)
Blanko: Uh, what Bupkus means is that we met these five lovely ladies named Victoria Rath, Nada Sampson, Lindsay Walker, Alexandria Jordans, and Danielle Williams.
Swackhammer: Really, you boys found some girlfriends?
Bang: Yeah, they were pretty friendly.
Swackhammer: Well, that sounds nice. I wonder how heartbroken they would be when they realize that you can't see them anymore until we win this basketball game against those Looney Tunes.
(The MonStars all gave shocked looks at their boss)
MonStars: WHAT?!
Swackhammer: Sorry, boys, you have a mission to complete. Those girls that you just met are allies of the Looney Tunes and the Cartoon All-Stars, along with Michael Jordan and B-Money Playa. Besides, if you show any sort of affection towards them, you are going to lose this challenge and disappoint me. You guys don't want to disappoint your boss, right?
MonStars: No.
Swackhammer: Good, so make sure that you guys don't see those girls until after we complete this challenge. If any of them even see you once before the Big Game, well ...
(Swackhammer had an evil smirk on his face)
Blanko: Uh, Mr. Swackhammer, dude, what are you thinking about doing to those dudettes?
Swackhammer: Oh, don't worry. When we get those Looney Tunes, I have a very special plan for those ladies. I always wanted some 'personal entertainment' for Moron Mountain.
Pound: Mr. Swackhammer, what is wrong with you, man?! Whatever sick tactic you have in your mind is just so sick and wrong!
Swackhammer: What? I was just saying that they should be our personal staff for Moron Mountain. You know, for maintenance, cooking, cleaning, and all of that jazz. I was not thinking about it the way that you guys were thinking.
Pound: Oh.
Swackhammer: Anyway, you know the rule: You don't see those girls until after the game. If those rules are disobeyed, you guys will receive a very terrible fate when you get back up here on Moron Mountain. Believe me, this will be one of the most-ugliest punishments that you all will have to go through. Well, anyway, go forth and succeed.
(After Swackhammer hung up on the MonStars, they all looked at each other, thinking about what they are going to tell the girls when they know that they will not be able to see them until after the Ultimate Game)

(In Moron Mountain ...)
(Swackhammer was busy wondering how the MonStars became quick friends with those girls and was thinking about what other jobs those girls would be helpful for. However, his thoughts were interrupted when Hades (Hercules) appeared in the office)
Hades: Well, well, well, if it isn't Mr. 'Park Manager of the Year'!
(He and Swackhammer high-fived each other)
Swackhammer: Ah, Mr. Hades! What's been new with you?
Hades: Oh, nothing much. Just hanging out in the Underworld, dealing with my own minions. Hey, what's this I'm hearing about your theme park closing down? I was watching the news on TV, only to hear that Moron Mountain was in danger of closing down.
Swackhammer: Listen, Hades, business has been running slow as of late. Ever since the New Millenium, Moron Mountain has been falling apart. We haven't really made any new updates since 1996, just like that Space Jam website that is still up on the Internet. I was trying to think up a quick way to drum up some interest, and that's when I noticed that I could get the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars to be the new mascots for Moron Mountain. I don't know about you, but that sounds like a genius idea to me!
Hades: Well, I honestly think that it is a pretty good way to revive this theme park to a brand-new audience. However, my question is: How are you going to get those Looney Tunes and those, uh, Cartoon Cartoon All-Stars, whatever you called them, to become Moron Mountain's new mascots?
Swackhammer: Oh, that's real easy. My minions, who are the Nerdlucks, traveled down to Looney Tune Land to bring them up here. However, the Tunes decided to fight for their freedom by challenging the Nerdlucks to a basketball game. When they realized that they would be playing basketball, they went up to the upperworld to get the talents from five NBA players. With their talents, they would become the MonStars, so it would be easy for them to play against the Tunes in the basketball game.
Hades: Well, that is a pretty impressive story.
Swackhammer: Thanks. When the MonStars win that Ultimate Game, I get the Looney Tunes and their new 'girlfriends'.
(Hades raised an eyebrow)
Hades: Uh, girlfriends?)
Swackhammer: Yeah, they met these five girls when they were down at Looney Tune Land. I believe they said that their names were Victoria Rath, Nada Sampson, Lindsay Walker, Alexandria Jordans, and Danielle Williams.
Hades: Well, I can tell that those MonStars are some real casanovas, eh?
(He nudged Swackhammer)
(Swackhammer facepalmed himself as he walked up to a window)
Swackhammer: I suppose that you don't see how that could be a problem.
(Hades shook his head and shrugged)
Swackhammer: Well, let me explain: those girls could be the MonStars' weakness. They could give the Tunes some secrets regarding their weakness so they could take them down from the inside. If those MonStars continue to get closer to those girls, the Tunes could easily use that to their advantage and beat them at the basketball game.
Hades: Wow, I never really thought of it that way.
Swackhammer: Exactly. That's why I told them that they can't visit those girls until after they win the game. That way, they could spend a little more time with them.
Hades: Well, that's very nice of you, Swacky.
Swackhammer: No! I don't mean any of that 'lovey-dovey' stuff! I mean that those girls are going to be our servants and they would have to serve the MonStars and myself hand and foot. With that, it would be one perfect lifestyle for me and Moron Mountain will soar to new heights, thanks to those Tunes and those girls.
(Hades thought about it for a minute, and began to understand)
Hades: Oh, okay, I see where you are getting at now.
Swackhammer: I'm glad that you are seeing it my way. As long as those girls stay away from the MonStars, we will win that basketball game. If the MonStars complete their mission, I will have a grand reward for them at the end. If they fail me by performing poorly at the basketball game, I have a really bad punishment in store for them.
Hades: What punishment is that?
Swackhammer: Oh, I'm sure that they will see if they fail this challenge. However, they won't, so I guess that will be okay.
(Hades winked at Swackhammer as they looked out of the window)
Swackhammer: Don't worry, precious Moron Mountain, you will be getting a much-needed revival thanks to the Looney Tunes, the MonStars, and five girls!
(Hades and Swackhammer laughed evilly as thunder begins to clap outside. Now, the lives of the Tunes and the girls are in the hands of Michael Jordan and B-Money Playa. One can only hope that the Tunes can win the basketball game)

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(After the Tunes practiced for at least three hours, they decided to take a quick break. While everyone went to the gym cafe for drinks and snacks, Bugs and B-Money decided to take a walk through Looney Tune Land. B-Money was interested in seeing what Looney Tune Land was like and Bugs decided to give him a tour of the world's landmarks)
(Bugs led B-Money to ACME Looniversity)
Bugs: This school here is ACME Looniversity: The School of Higher Learning and Lower Comedy. This is where we teach a new generation of cartoon characters to become the next Looney Tunes.
B-Money: By 'new generation of cartoon characters', you mean the Tiny Toons, right?
Bugs: Why, yes.
(He turned to the audience)
Bugs (CONT.): I can see that this kid knows his cartoons.
(He then looked at B-Money)
Bugs (CONT.): Hey, how about we go to The Warner Cafe for some iced tea?
B-Money: Sure, I'm all up for it.
(As Bugs and B-Money walked to The Warner Cafe, they walked in to see the MonStars looking depressed. Wondering what was wrong, they walked up to them and sat down as they talked to them.
B-Money: Hey, guys, what's going on?
Pound: Oh, hey, guys. Nothing much. We're just thinking about some stuff right now. Hey, B-Money, you know those girls that came with you to Looney Tune Land to help the Tunes with the basketball game?
B-Money: Yeah.
Bugs: You guys have crushes on those girls, don't ya?
(The MonStars looked surprised that Bugs knew about their love for the girls)
Nawt: Well, yeah, we do have crushes on them. Bugs, how did you know that?
(Bugs just shrugged and smirked at the MonStars)
Bugs: Well, let me say this. I can tell that you guys have a heart underneath all of that villain-esque characterization. Also, you do have a soft spot for the girls, meaning that you would do anything for them, no matter what.
Blanko: You got that right, dude. I wish we could still see them.
B-Money: Still see them? Wait a minute, the MonStars can see the girls whenever they want to. Something tells me that Mr. Swackhammer must have a dirty hand in this.
(Bugs raised an eyebrow)
Bugs: What do you mean by 'you wish that you guys could see them'?
Bupkus: Well, Mr. Swackhammer called us earlier and we told him about our love for the girls. However, he did not want us to see them because he thought they would be threats to us."
Bugs: How could they be threats to you? Those are the nicest girls that we have ever met. Besides, they seem to be the right ladies for you five. Are you just going to let that Swackhammer push you guys around?
Pound: What else can we do, Bugs? Swackhammer is our boss, and he said that if we fail this mission, he has a bad punishment set up for us when we get back to Moron Mountain.
B-Money: What punishment did he have in mind?
Bang: Who knows. It could probably be something bad, like blackmail.
Nawt: Even worse than that, he could make us eternal slaves. Maybe he's going to make us actual monsters, or he could try to get us to kill off the face of the Earth!
(Pound shook Nawt around)
Pound: Nawt, get a hold of yourself, man! You're thinking about this thing way too deeply, aren't you?
(Nawt just smiled sheepishly)
Nawt: Heh, sorry about that, Pound. Anyway, guys, how are we going to get past Swackhammer? Besides, he is the meanest and dirtiest businessman in the entire galaxy!
B-Money: Well, you guys could get another boss. What about that Hades guy? From what I heard from some sources, Hades is more laidback and is actually willing to let you guys have girlfriends.
Bupkus: We wish that we could have Hades as our boss. At least he's a better boss than Swackhammer.
(Bugs and B-Money grabbed their cups of iced tea)
Bugs: Well, don't worry, docs, I'm sure you'll think of something.
B-Money: Listen, if you need some help with Swackhammer, just give us a holler. I'll make sure that Swackhammer gets his just desserts once and for all. You know, if Hades is willing to go up against Swacky, he'll probably help you out.
Nawt: Thanks, guys.
(He high-fived Bugs and B-Money)
(After they left, Pound began to brainstorm some ideas to see their girlfriends again. Suddenly, Blanko spoke up)
Blanko: Look, dudes, Bugs and B-Money are right. We just can't sit around and let Swackhammer boss us around like that. One day, we are going to have to stand up to him and say, 'Listen, Mr. Swackhammer, we are the big guys now, so you are going to have to treat us with some respect!'.
Pound: Wow, that's actually pretty smart of you, Blanko. How about we give Hades a call about this?
Nawt: Don't worry, Pound, I'm on it.
(He grabbed a cell phone to call Hades for some advice on how to deal with Mr. Swackhammer)

(At Moron Mountain ...)
(On Moron Mountain, Hades was sitting in the main office, watching some of his famous highlights from the movie, Hercules. He was laughing at some of the wisecracks and witty one-liners that he made throughout the movie. Suddenly, the phone rang as he picked it up)
Hades: Hello, you have reached the most-sarcastic character of all animated movies, Hades here. May I ask who am I speaking to?
NAWT: Hey, Hades, it's Nawt.
Hades: Oh, the MonStars! What's been new with you fellas? Still plotting to take over the world in a Pinky and the Brain-esque manner? Ha! Just kidding. So, what's up, doc?
Nawt: Hades, do you have any advice regarding dealing with Mr. Swackhammer?
(Hades thought about it for a moment)
Hades: Well ... let me guess the situation at hand. You guys were sent down there to get the Looney Tunes, they challenged you to a basketball game, you had to steal the talents from five NBA players, who are Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, Muggsy Bogues, Larry Johnson, and Shawn Bradley, the Tunes happened to call Michael Jordan and B-Money Playa to train them for the basketball game, you met the girls that accompanied B-Money for this trip, you guys fell in love, and Swackhammer said that you couldn't see them anymore until you guys win the game.
Nawt: Yeah. So, what do you have in mind?
Hades: Well, if you guys don't like to be under Swackhammer's wing, you guys have to join the Tunes' side sooner or later if Swackhammer goes too far. I think that it will teach him a thing or two about respect. Also, when his Moron Mountain empire is crushed, you guys can always open your own business at Looney Tune Land, and I could even help you guys out to start it up.
Nawt: Wow, thanks for the advice, Hades.
Hades: You're welcome, Nawt. Oh, and guys, how about you call me 'Mr. Hades'? I honestly think that has a nice ring to it.
Nawt: Alright, 'Mr. Hades', hope to talk to you soon.
Hades: My pleasure, fellas. Alright, buh-bye.
(With that, Hades hung up the phone as Swackhammer walked into the room)
SWACKHAMMER: Hey, Hades, who was that?
Hades: Oh, that was the MonStars.
Swackhammer: What did they want?
(Hades tried to hide the real reason why they called him)
Hades: They called to see if I bought you some new clothes instead of those grandfather high-waters.
(Swackhammer looked annoyed after Hades made that comment)
Swackhammer: Oh, cut it out! You think that you are so funny with those sarcastic comments that you make?
Hades: Ah, come on, Swacky, admit it. You have to remember that I was Moron Mountain High School's '#1 Top Funny Man'. Besides, how can you not laugh at a guy like me? I'm just built with sarcasm!
(Swackhammer rolled his eyes as he left the office, while Hades smirked at the audience)
Hades: Heh, I forgot to mention that they wanted me to send him a workout plan to get rid of that fat, eh? Heh, what a maroon. Anyway, I hope the MonStars make it out okay. I'd hate to see them get hurt.

(In Schlesinger Gym ...)
(The Tunes, Michael, and the girls were getting ready to practice as Bugs and B-Money walked back into the gym with their iced teas. Everyone saw them come in)
Creepie: Hey, where have you guys been?
Bugs: Oh, we were down at The Warner Cafe. You know, just talking to the MonStars.
(The Tunes all gasped at Bugs and B-Money as Daffy zoomed up to them)
Daffy: Wait a minute, you guys talked to the MonStars?! What is wrong with you guys? Don't you realize that the MonStars are our enemies?! They are the ones that want to take us in for slavery!
B-Money: Daffy, calm down. Those MonStars aren't as bad as you think they are. Just ask the girls; they know that they actually have a nice heart underneath all of that tough exterior.
Lindsay: It's true. They are pretty nice guys. I don't think that they are the ones that want to take you guys in at all. It has to be the work of their boss, Mr. Swackhammer.
Penny Proud: It would be obvious that Swackhammer would be the one to put them through this mess. Why else would the MonStars go from being these cute, little aliens to being these tall NBA-esque superstars? I highly doubt that they would do that by their own preference.
Pepe: You know, Mademoiselle Penny is right.
(He shot a basketball into the hoop)
Pepe (CONT.): Listen, ladies, I know a thing or two about love. I have caught a couple of fish in the ocean before finally settling on my one true love, Penelope.
(Penelope walked up to Pepe)
Penelope: Well, that's very sweet of you, Pepe. Girls, the point Pepe is trying to make here is that you should not let this challenge get in between your friendship with the MonStars. If you girls really want to be their girlfriends, I support your decision.
(Bugs placed a hand on Victoria's shoulder)
Bugs: We all do. Don't let their tough guy antics fool ya; They have a soft spot for you girls in their hearts, so don't let this challenge cause you to think about them differently.
(Daffy walked up to the girls)
Daffy: Yeah, even if I don't really trust them, I think you girls would be perfect as the MonStars' girlfriends.
Alexandria: Thanks, Daffy.
(She hugged Daffy)
(Michael then walked up to everyone)
Michael: I also agree with everyone. You girls should follow your hearts and your hearts are telling you that you belong with the MonStars. I honestly think that it is one heartwarming gesture.
(The girls all smiled as everyone began to practice for the game. It turns out that the Tunes and Hades were supportive of the girls and MonStars' relationship after all. It is pretty sad that Swackhammer won't let them be together, but the MonStars will try to find their way through that)

(In the Real World ...)
(At a local basketball court, a group of girls were playing a pick-up game of basketball. Charles Barkley was walking along the fence, watching the girls play the game. When Charles was invited to play with them, he barely played like his usual self. This made the girls think that he was actually a Charles Barkley wannabe. Afterwards, he was shooed out of the game)
(Meanwhile, the others basketball players were at a doctor's office, checking up on what has been going on with their basketball skills recently. While Muggsy was talking with the doctor, Patrick, Shawn, and Larry accidentally bumped their heads on the top part of the door)
(At the Therapist's office ...)
(Charles Barkley was explaining what had just occurred earlier to the therapist as he wrote Charles' words down)
Charles: I mean, this girl came at me. 5'0'' ... she blocked my shot.
Therapist: When did you start having this dream?
(Charles leaned over the desk and leaned into the therapist's face)
Charles: It was not a dream! It really happened!
(Later on, after their checkups, Patrick decided to visit the therapist to talk about their performance in recent NBA games)
Therapist: Did you have your performance stiffen in any ... other ... areas?
(Patrick looked confused about that statement as he stood up)
Patrick: NO!
Therapist: I was just checking.
(After Shawn and Larry talked to the therapist, Charles Barkley was seen praying at a church, asking God to forgive him for all of the things that he did in the past)
(After that, Muggsy Bogues decided to talk to the therapist to get some help. At one point during their conversation, Muggsy asked him a question)
Muggsy: What are you saying? That I tried to disobey my momma?
Therapist: I did not say that. You did, Muggsy."
Muggsy: But, I love my momma.
(At the Doctor's office ...)
Patrick: Still can't find what's wrong with us!
Muggsy: Hey, maybe, there's nothing with us.
Larry: That's right, Muggs! Maybe this whole thing regarding our missing talent is all in our heads.
Muggsy: I'm guessing that we're fine. It is probably something caused by a deprivation of sleep, or maybe it is because of the alignment of the planets and all of that jazz.
(Back at the Church ...
Charles: I'll never go out with Madonna again.
(At the Golf Course ...)
(Kelsey and Keon were digging a hole at one of the golf holes, still trying to figure out what happened to B-Money and the girls. D.J. was wondering what they were doing, so he walked up to them to figure out what was going on)
D.J.: Kelsey, Keon, what are you girls doing?
Kelsey: Oh, hey, D.J. Uh, don't worry about a thing. We're just fixing a divot. Besides, it is not like we were digging through all of these golf holes to find our cousin and his friends as they were sucked down a golf hole.
D.J.: O ... kay.
(He spoke to one of his friends)
D.J. (CONT.): Don't worry about a thing, guys! They're just fixing a divot!

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(The Tunes were getting ready to continue their practice regimen for the Ultimate Game that was going to be played at 8:00 pm. In the Schlesinger Gym, B-Money, Michael, and the girls were getting measured by Granny and Witch Hazel, so they could work on their uniforms for the game tonight)
Granny: Okay, we should have your uniforms ready just in time for the big basketball game tonight.
(Witch Hazel wrote their heights and sizes down on the clipboard)
Granny: Thank you, everyone; that will be all.
(B-Money, Michael, and the girls all thanked her as they began to practice. However, when it came down to actually practicing their basketball skills, Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, Virgil Hawkins, Kim Possible, Musa, Layla, Deuce Gorgon, Clawd Wolf, Huey Freeman, and Riley Freeman were the only ones that were actually practicing. The other Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars were all doing their usual cartoon routines; Yosemite Sam was shooting at one of the basketballs, Pepe Le Pew was prancing around the court, Yakko and Wakko were kissing all of the girls in the gym, Buster and Babs were busy performing "The Anvil Chorus", Taz was spinning as usual, and Foghorn Leghorn was hitting the Barnyard Dawg's behind with a 2x4)
(While Daffy was flying around, he ended up falling on the ground after Yosemite Sam accidentally shot his behind. The basketball came down and hit him on his head as Wile E. Coyote caught it, then the Road Runner zoomed up to him and took the ball from him. After running around the court for a while, the Road Runner zoomed out of one of the gym's walls and Wile E. Coyote was trying to go out to catch him, but he smacked into the wall, which was revealed to be a screen slide)
(Michael and B-Money shook their heads)
Michael: Okay, besides B-Money, myself, and some of the Toons, has anyone around here ever played basketball before?
(Suddenly, the doors opened and a blonde female bunny came onto the court, catching everyone's attention)
Lola: Um, I have. I'd like to try out for the team.
(Yakko and Wakko walked up to her)
BOTH: Well, Hellooooo Nurse!
(Bugs turns around to see the blonde bunny as he gets a love-struck look on his face)
Bugs: Hey!
(B-Money looked at the Toon boys' reaction to the new female bunny and walked over to Bugs)
B-Money: Hey, Bugs, who is she?
(Bugs had hearts in his eyes as he turned to B-Money)
Bugs: B-Money, don't you know? She's my one true love, the cream of my coffee, the apple of my eye, and, in other words, she's the rabbit of my dreams!
(She smiled at Bugs as she walked up to him with the basketball tucked under her arm, and held out her hand to shake hands with Bugs)
Lola: Hi, my name is Lola Bunny.
(Bugs said her name and began to introduce himself)
Bugs: Well, hello, eh, my name is ... (belched by accident) Bugs!
(Lola giggled a bit at the rabbit's antics)
Bugs (CONT.): So, you wanna play a little one-on-one, doll?
(Lola's eyes flashed with anger)
Lola: Doll?
(She accepted Bugs' challenge)
Lola (CONT.): On the court ... Bugs.
Bugs: Sure!
(He instantly fell head-over-heels for Lola, deciding to show her his own basketball prowess
Tweety: Ooh, she's hot.
(B-Money rolled his eyes)
(On the court, Lola began to dribble the ball with ease, whizzing past Bugs, leaving him in a twist, and dunked the ball into the hoop, impressing everyone in the gym)
Michael: Now, that girl's got some skills.
(Lola walked over to Bugs)
Bugs: Yes ...
(Lola brought his face up close to her face)
Lola: Don't ever call me ... doll.
(Lola blew her ears back up as Bugs stiffened up)
Bugs: Check!
(He fell down like a piece of wood)
Lola: Hey, nice playing with you.
(She was about to leave)
(However, B-Money quickly stopped her)
B-Money: Wait, Lola. You know, you seem to have some pretty amazing basketball skills. How would you like to join our basketball team?
Lola: Really?
Michael: Yeah, with skills like that, you would be the perfect key player for this team.
Victoria: Yeah, you would make a great addition to our team.
(Lola sighed with happiness)
Lola: Well, okay, I'm in. Thanks for the offer, Michael and B-Money; same to you, Victoria, Nada, Lindsay, Alexandria, and Danielle.
(The girls looked surprised)
Lindsay: Hey, B-Money, how does Lola know our names?
(B-Money just shrugged)
B-Money: Well, you know how the word gets around in universes like this.
(He turned to Lola)
B-Money: Okay, Lola, Granny would like to take measurements for your uniform, and afterwards, we can get started.
(Lola walked up to Granny and Witch Hazel to get the measurements as Lindsay looked at Bugs, who gazed lovingly at Lola)
Lindsay: Wow, Bugs, I gotta say, you are one smooth rabbit.
(Bugs looked at Lola and sighed)
Bugs: Eh, she's obviously nuts about me.
B-Money: Yeah, obviously.
(Pepe picked up the basketball)
Pepe: Well, it appears that the girls are not the only ones in love around here in Looney Tune Land. Looks like our leader, Bugs Bunny, is falling in love with Miss Lola. Mais oui.
(Pepe passed the basketball to B-Money)
B-Money: Okay, everyone, let's do some drills.
(B-Money was about to explain some basketball basics to the Toons, but he noticed that his cleats were stuck on the court. He ended up falling on the court as he got up)
B-Money: Can anyone lend me a pair of sneakers?
(Bugs looked at B-Money)
Bugs: Uh, sneakers?
(The Tunes all looked down to see that some characters did not have a spare pair of sneakers to lend B-Money)
B-Money: Well, someone's gonna have to go to my house, and pick up my basketball gear, along with Michael's basketball gear.
Daffy: Wait a minute, go to both of your houses? In 3D Land?
MICHAEL: Yeah, and whatever you do, don't forget about our basketball uniforms from college and high school.
Layla: Wait a minute, hold the phone. Did you just say to get your shorts from high school ... and your shorts from college?
(Michael looked at Layla)
Michael: I always wore them under my Chicago Bulls uniform every game.
(The Looney Tunes and the Cartoon All-Stars all gave disgusted looks at Michael as B-Money came up to Michael's defense)
B-Money: Hey! I'm sure he washed them after every game.
Sylvester: Oh, sure.
Woody Woodpecker: Oh, right, I bet he did was them after every game he played.
B-Money: He did!
(After that quick conversation, the Tunes all continued to practice and learn about basketball basics from B-Money, Michael, and the girls while Bugs and Daffy went to the upperworld to get both B-Money and Michael's basketball clothes)

(In the Real World ...)
(While the other Tunes were continuing their practice for the basketball game, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were in the Real World, digging to B-Money's house to get his high-school basketball clothes, then they were going to Michael Jordan's house to get his basketball clothes from his North Carolina days)
DAFFY: Sheesh! The view back here stinks!
(Suddenly he and Bugs finally stopped at their location)
DAFFY: Now, what?
BUGS: We're right in front of B-Money's house.
DAFFY: I knew that.
BUGS: Shh! Okay, let's go this way.
DAFFY: I say, let's go that way!
(While Daffy went to another area, thinking that his way was going to get himself inside the house, Bugs just went straight into the house)
BUGS: That duck; he just never learns.
(Meanwhile, Daffy found himself at another area)
DAFFY: Ok, if my calculations are correct, I must be very, very close."
(Daffy then flicked on a lighter, and saw that he was not in B-Money's house, but he was in the dog house, ending up in an encounter with B-Money's pet Golden Retriever, Charles. At this point in time, Daffy could only do what he did best.
Daffy (CONT.): Mother.
(With that, Charles the Dog began to beat up Daffy as he tried to find various ways to get out of the dog house. Meanwhile, with Bugs, he finally made it into the house pretty easily)
Bugs: Nice digs.
(He later heard a knock at the door)
Bugs (CONT.): Well, well, I wonder who that could be?
(Bugs opened the door, and Daffy fell inside after being beaten up by the pet dog)
Daffy: Twinkle, twinkle, little star!
Bugs: Shh! Everyone's sleeping!
Daffy: I knew that.
Bugs: Come on, we gotta find B-Money's basketball stuff! Then, we have to go over to Michael Jordan's house to get his basketball stuff.
(Bugs and Daffy began to look around the house for B-Money's basketball stuff, but none of the rooms had any basketball-related gear)
(Bugs looked in one of the rooms)
Bugs: Nope, not in here.
(Daffy looked in the family room)
Daffy: Not here. Ah, but a nice dinette set!
(Bugs looked in another room)
Bugs: Not here.
(Daffy was about to look in the living room and the kitchen, but Bugs called him upstairs)
Bugs (CONT.): Come on, Daffy, let's see if we can find the basketball stuff upstairs.
Daffy: Yes, O Fearless Leader.
(As Bugs and Daffy were talking, they walked into Kiarra's room, seeing that her room was filled with posters of her favorite musicians (Bow Wow, Snoop Dogg, Ciara), as well as a few Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars merchandise)
Daffy: Whoa, do you think she's got enough toys?
BUGS: Eh, speaking of toys, you know all of those mugs, T-shirts, and lunchboxes with our pictures on 'em, as well as those CDs, DVDs, video games, movies, and books that feature us?
Daffy: Yeah.
BUGS: You, eh, ever seen the money for all of that stuff?
DAFFY: Not a cent.
(Upon hearing their voices, Kiarra woke up to see Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck (in person!) at her own house. She got up out of her bed to see where they were going)
BUGS: Me neither. It's a shame that we don't get a cut of those royalties.
DAFFY: You're telling me, Bugs; it's such a crying shame. Man, we gotta get new agents, Bugs; we're getting screwed!
(As Kiarra peeked her head out of her room, Bugs and Daffy walked into yet another room, hopefully the room where they could find B-Money's high-school basketball gear)
BUGS: We have found the trophy room! Now, spread out and search the place.
Daffy: Yes, Commander Bugs. Sheesh! It has gotten too far that, at the peak of my Looney Tunes career, I have to play second banana to a buck-toothed, carrot-chomping, long-eared rabbit ...
Bugs: Yap, yap, yap.
(He found B-Money's basketball jersey)
Bugs (CONT.): Ooh! This must be his high-school basketball jersey.
(Meanwhile, Daffy was looking through one of the drawers)
Daffy: You know, if this were a union job, I'd ... 'Was'? That's very nice. Well, honestly, if I went back to the door-to-door salesman business like I did in my early days before playing second banana to Bugs, that would be a good idea for a union job ...
(Bugs then found one of B-Money's basketball shoes)
Bugs: Oh, one of his shoes.
(Bugs put the shoe in the gym bag as he got back up)
Bugs (CONT.): Where is that other shoe? Where are you?
(Bugs later found it on a stand near one of B-Money's trophies)
Bugs (CONT.): Eureka!
(Bugs then pulled up a chair to get the other shoe)
Bugs (CONT.): Come to papa.
(As Bugs tried to get the other shoe, Kiarra looked in the trophy room to see Bugs and Daffy getting B-Money's basketball gear for their basketball game. While Bugs got up to the stand to get the other shoe, he nearly slipped)
Bugs: Whoops!
Daffy: Ugh! What a fuzz foot. You are so clumsy!"
(Bugs pushed the shoe into the gym bag)
Bugs: Catch, featherhead!
Daffy: Thanks.
(After that, Kiarra closed the door and went to her one of her friends' rooms to tell her what was going on in the trophy room. After they got B-Money's basketball gear together, Bugs speaks)
Bugs: Well, time to go.
Daffy: Did we get everything?
(They stopped, because they realized that they had forgotten something. Knowing what it was they had forgotten)
BOTH: The shorts!
(They turned to the door)
BUGS: In there?
Daffy: Ok, I'll check.
(When Daffy opened the door, he saw Charles holding the shorts in his mouth as he growled at Daffy, causing him to quickly close the door. Daffy looks at Bugs)
Daffy (CONT.): Uh, Bugs, I found ... the shorts.
(Charles then busted into the room, causing the door to land on Daffy. Daffy struggled to get out from under the door)
Daffy (CONT.): Oh, the pain!
(Charles walked even closer as Daffy quickly got up and went behind Bugs)
Daffy (CONT.): I'm right behind ya, brother!
Bugs: Eh, that's none too reassuring.
(Charles began to get closer to them as Bugs and Daffy tried to find something to calm him down. Daffy held up a bone)
Daffy: Nice puppy! How's about a bone?
(Charles continued growling)
Daffy (CONT.): No dice.
(During this time, Kiarra, Amanda, and D.J. all peeked their heads through the door to see Bugs and Daffy dealing with Charles. They began to worry about them because they did not want Charles to hurt them)
Bugs: Hey, calm down, Charles!
(He pulled out a ham)
Bugs (CONT.): What about a nice holiday ham?
(Charles did not take it, and was still growling at them as Bugs and Daffy began to shiver in fear)
Bugs: Listen, doc, don't eat us! I don't think it's healthy for you to eat us, you know. Besides, we're only cartoon characters! Also, haven't you learned your lesson from last time?
Daffy: Please, just heel, Beethoven!
(Bugs quickly got back to his cool demeanor)
Bugs: Look, the kids are here!
(The kids all rushed into the trophy room to help Bugs and Daffy as Amanda tried to get the shorts out of Charles' mouth. She was struggling to get the shorts out)
Amanda: Come on, Charles! Give me the shorts, Charles!
(After a minute of fighting, Amanda gave the shorts to Bugs)
Amanda (CONT.): Here you go, Bugs.
Bugs: Eh, thanks, kid.
(He gave a thumbs-up to Amanda)
D.J.: Shoo, shoo!
(Charles walked away with a whimper)
Daffy: Bad dog! Okay, I am serious; this is the very last time that I am ever working with dogs or children!
(Bugs just rolled his eyes as he and Daffy began to leave)
Bugs: Bye, bye!
Amanda: Wait, Bugs! Where are you going?
Bugs: Well, eh, you see, the Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars have a big basketball game coming up against these aliens known as the MonStars, and, eh, your friend's going to play with us and the great Michael Jordan.
Kiarra: For real?
Bugs: Yeah, believe me, it's true.
Amanda: All right!
Bugs: Yeah, but make sure you don't tell anybody.
(He and Daffy left to go get Michael's basketball gear)
Bugs (CONT.): Besides, we want this to be a surprise.
(Amanda nodded her head as Bugs closed the door)
(While Bugs and Daffy were at Michael Jordan's house to get Michael's basketball gear, the five NBA players were visiting a psychic medium to see what was up with their skills in their recent NBA games. The psychic medium looked in a crystal ball and began to get a vision)
Psychic Medium: I see aliens. Little aliens from outer space. They forced their way inside your bodies. They need your talent to win a basketball game against ... Bugs Bunny. I also see both B-Money Playa and Michael Jordan, being sucked down a golf hole by animated characters.
Patrick: That's it.
(He and the others began to leave)
Patrick (CONT.): We're out of here."
Shawn: (to Muggsy) Listen, how about we go try some acupuncture? I think that it may help us a lot.
Muggsy: Good idea.
(He waved to the psychic)
Muggsy (CONT.): Bye.
(At the Birmingham Hills Golf Course ...)
(Kelsey and Keon searched in nearly all of the golf holes, but they still couldn't find their cousin after so many attempts. They were worried that they might never get to see him again)
KEON: Oh, let's forget it, Kelsey; we'll never find him.
KELSEY: You're right. But, wherever he is, he obviously enjoys being there rather than spending some time with us!
(As Keon calmed her sister down, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were walking back to the golf hole as they were carrying B-Money and Michael's basketball gear)
Daffy: Bugs, you better hope these Playa and Jordan characters still know how to play some hoops!
BUGS: You and me both, brother.
(Wondering where those voices were coming from, Kelsey and Keon peeked their heads over the golf hole, and saw Bugs and Daffy walking to one of the golf holes)
Kelsey: Is that Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck?
Keon: Looks like it, Kelsey.
DAFFY: Listen, how's this for a team name? The Ducks!
BUGS: Oh, please, Daffy, what kind of Mickey Mouse or SpongeBob organization would name their own team, 'The Ducks'?
DAFFY: So, sue me. It was just a suggestion.
(Bugs moved the golf pole as he and Daffy went down into the hole to get back to Looney Tune Land, as Kelsey and Keon watched in surprise and decided to follow them. Maybe this 'Looney Tune Land' could be where their cousin might be!)

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(At the Schlesinger Gym, as one of the routines to practice for the basketball game, the Tunes were working out and moving to an old-school Richard Simmons workout tape. How did the Tunes find this tape? It must have been in one of their archives)
Richard: You're doing it! You're becoming mighty!
KIM POSSIBLE: Come on, everyone. No pain, no gain.
Richard: I don't hear you. What is this?
(As the Tunes continued to work out, Bugs peeked out through the gym's double-doors to introduce B-Money and Michael's new wardrobe to the Tunes)
Bugs: Eh, guys?
(The Tunes all turned to him as Bugs opened the doors)
Bugs CONT.): Look who's finally ready to play!
(Stella, Daffy, Lola, Rocko, Double D, and Grim all looked in awe at B-Money in his Amherst Lancers basketball uniform and Michael Jordan in his North Carolina basketball uniform)
B-Money: Hey, Mike, are you ready?
Michael: B-Money, let's see if we can still do this.
(They both began to show their skills to the Tunes and the girls as Seal's "Fly Like An Eagle" began to play in the background)
Seal: Fly like an eagle
To the sea
Fly like an eagle
Let my spirit carry me,
I wanna fly
Fly right into the future
Time keeps on slippin'
Into the future ...
(During the song, B-Money and Michael began to show their skills, making a couple of 3-pointers and doing some death-defying dunks, impressing the Looney Tunes and the Cartoon All-Stars. At one point, Eddy's eyes even resembled one of Michael's basketball dunks)
(As Michael and B-Money each made another dunk, everyone in the gym began to hear clapping from two people. They all turned to see that the clapping was coming from Kelsey and Keon)
BOTH: B-MONEY!
(B-Money looked up in surprise and saw his cousins run up to him)
BOTH: Is it really you? Thank goodness, you're okay!
(As the girls hugged their cousin, the Looney Tunes and the Cartoon All-Stars, in the background, were all wondering how the girls got down here and who they even were)
B-Money: Girls, girls, calm down. I'm fine. What are y'all doing here?
Keon: Well, we have to get you guys back to the upperworld. Besides, Michael Jordan has a baseball game.
B-Money: Well, I'm sorry to tell you, but I can't go.
Kelsey: Why not?
B-Money: I have to help my friends win a basketball game.
(Kelsey and Keon turned to see Bugs, Daffy, Lola, Pepe, the Warners, Virgil, Penny, Kim Possible, Rocko, Mr. Blik, Sylvester, and Zim in the background, all of whom were waving at them)
Kelsey: Uh, B-Money, do you know that your friends are mainly cartoon characters?
(B-Money thought about it for a moment)
B-Money: Yeah, and I'm playing alongside the great Michael Jordan. So?
Keon: Oh, uh, nothing. If that's not a problem with you, it's not a problem with us. Let us help! Let us help! We can help! Please, let us help!
B-Money: Well, what can you girls do?
Kelsey: Well, we know that it may seem like we are your usual teenage girls.
(She began to dribble the basketball, doing some crossovers)
Kelsey: However, we would like to let you know that we have some skills.
Riley: First of all, crossovers are only one part of playing basketball. Playing basketball takes hard work and dedication.
Zim: Yeah, they may have skills in worrying about whose makeup is getting messed up.
Kelsey: We'll do anything, B-Money! Anything!
B-Money: Anything?
Keon: Anything.
B-Money: Alright.
(He led the girls to the bench, sitting them next to Lacienega Boulevardez and Secret Squirrel)
B-Money: Just sit right here.
Kelsey: Ok, we'll do that.
(She and Keon began to applaud for them)
BOTH: Let's go, team!
(Tweety flew over to the girls)
Tweety: You know, you girls have a vewy tawented cousin.
Blossom: Yeah, he does have some pretty impressive moves in basketball. I'm glad that we have him and Michael Jordan helping us train for this basketball game coming up.
Kelsey: Well, what can we say? He said that he learned from the best, and Michael Jordan is one of the best players.
(B-Money and Michael looked over at the team bench, seeing the girls talking to some of the Tunes)
Michael: Wow, B-Money, it looks like your cousins are creating a major fan following for you.
B-Money: Yeah. They are pretty nice once you get to know them.

(The Next Day in the Real World ...)
(There was a grand news conference at the Great Western Forum for updates on the remainder of the NBA season. It was unknown whether the season would continue, of if the season would be temporarily stopped until further notice)
OWNER: (calming the media down) Quiet! Listen, after meeting with team owners, I have decided that until we can guarantee the health and safety of our NBA players, there will be no more basketball this season until further notice!
(This caused the press and news people to continue crowding the stadium, wanting to know even more information about what was going on with the NBA players)
(However, it looked like there would be a big basketball game down in Looney Tune Land with the Ultimate Game between the Tune Squad and the MonStars. The battle of "good vs. evil" is about to begin)

(In Looney Tune Land ...)
(In Looney Tune Land, the line at the Warner Bros. Memorial Gardens was crowded with nothing but Looney Tunes (minor and one-shot characters) and Cartoon All-Stars. As they were riding up, trying to find good seats for the game, the Tune Squad was preparing for the upcoming game in their locker room: Lola tied some tape around her hands, Bugs was getting dressed, Eddy tied a rope around his head, Taz was spinning into his uniform, Sylvester & Tweety were jump-roping, the Spies, the W.I.T.C.H. girls, and the Winx Club were stretching, Double D was practicing his punches, Virgil Hawkins was practicing his dribbles and crossovers, and Daffy was dressed in an outfit composed of random objects and whatnot)
Daffy: Just get out of my way.
(B-Money, Michael, and the girls were all getting dressed in their Tune Squad uniforms and looked at their teammates with looks of confidence)
Michael: Ready?
ALL: Yeah!
(Michael headed towards the doors)
Michael: Let's go.
(In the Warner Bros. Memorial Gardens ...)
(The citizens of Looney Tune Land were in the stadium, cheering for their home team, the Tune Squad. Mr. Swackhammer, the owner of Moron Mountain and the MonStars' 'coach', was seated in a booth with a good view, along with his little Nerdluck slaves)
Swackhammer: I like this! Yes, I can see everything here! Very nice.
(Inside the announcers' booth, the actual announcer was busy sleeping, but luckily, Hubie and Bertie grabbed a hold of the microphone, so they could be the ones to do the play-by-play commentary. Bertie was excited)
Bertie: Okey-doke, ready to go?
Hubie: Yeah-yeah, sure-sure. Riot.
(He then cleared his throat, and spoke in an actual announcer's voice)
Hubie (CONT.): Ladies and gentlemen, the starting lineup for the Tune Squad: At Small Forward, standing at a scintillating 3 ft. 2, The Heartthrob of the Hoops: Ms. Lola Bunny!
(Lola walked out on the court as she received a basketball from Charlie Dog; she dribbled the ball around for a bit, then tossed it up, landing on her finger as it continued to spin. The audience hooted, cheered, and even whistled at her)
(Daffy was preparing to walk out on the court)
HUBIE: At Power Forward, The Quackster of the Courts: Daffy Duck!
(Daffy stepped out on the court)
DAFFY: Thank you! Thank you!
(However, Daffy did not get any roaring applause; all he got was dead silence all over the arena and some chirping crickets)
Daffy (CONT.): Oh, very funny; let's all laugh at the duck!
(As Daffy walked over to Lola, the lights suddenly dimmed and the crowd began to stomp and clap to Queen's We Will Rock You. This is probably because the 'leader' of the Toons and the beloved icon was going to come out and make his grand entrance)
HUBIE: And, at Point Guard, standing 3 ft. 3, 4 ft. if you include the ears, Co-captain of the Tune Squad, The Doctor of Delight: Bugs Bunny!
(Bugs was digging under the floor of the gym, then he popped out, receiving mad applause from everyone in the arena as he bowed)
Bugs: Thank you! Thank you!
(The only ones who were booing at him were the Nerdlucks, who were watching with Mr. Swackhammer)
(Everybody Dance Now played in the background)
Hubie: And, now, the player-coaches of the Tune Squad, at 6 ft. 6 from North Carolina, and at 6 ft. 1 from the state of Chicago, His Royal Airness: Michael Jordan! And, the Young Airness: B-Money Playa!
(Michael and B-Money both smiled as they ran towards their teammates, receiving mad applause from everyone in the arena, including some of the girls in the audience. Swackhammer did a double-take)
Swackhammer: Who? Are they Looney Tunes?
Nerdluck: Uh-well-uh, ahem, perhaps ...
(B-Money and Michael gathered the team into a huddle, placing their hands out as the Tunes placed their hands on theirs)
Michael: You guys ready?
Lindsay: I'm born ready, Mr. Jordan!
Riley: Yeah, I agree with Lindsay here. Let's take it to those MonStars!
Daffy: Let's take it back to the rack, Jack!
Bubbles: Those MonStars will wish they've never been born!
B-Money: Guys, let's just go out there, try our best, and have some fun.
(The lights then moved onto the other side of the court)
HUBIE: The challengers for the Ultimate Game, all the way from Moron Mountain: The MonStars!
(B-Money and Michael both turned their heads, and saw the five MonStars showing off, with half of the audience cheering and booing at them. The lights came on as the teams began to get ready for the game. B-Money and Michael looked at the MonStars, who were in their mean mode, but they did not scare them)
Bang: What are you lookin' at?
(Pound growled at Courage, making the poor pink dog pass out on the court. Courage then gets back up)
Courage: Man, this is the second time that this happened to me. I would like to make this disclaimer: To all of you folks in the audience, this still shouldn't happen to a dog!
(B-Money walked up to the center of the court as the MonStars did not really show much signs of hostility towards them. The MonStars at least considered the Tunes to be worthy opponents to them.
Blanko: Cool shoes.
B-Money: Thanks.
(Blanko and B-Money shook hands, and the other MonStars gave thumbs-up to him and the Tunes as Marvin the Martian, who was the game's referee, came to the center of the court with the basketball in his hand)
Marvin: Ready?
(He tossed the ball up as the horn sounded, while Blanko and B-Money both jumped up to get it. B-Money knocked the ball away from Blanko with ease as the ball whizzed past Pound's head and Bugs caught it)
Bugs: I got it! I got it! I got it! I got the ball! I got the ball!
(Bang backhanded him really hard, sending him to the floor)
Bugs (CONT.): Yipe!
(B-Money and Michael both shrank back at Bugs in pain as they tried to stop the MonStars. However, Bang already passed the ball to Pound and dunked it, scoring two points for his team)
(Mr. Swackhammer was proud of that play)
Swackhammer: Way to go, boys! Did you see the moves on that one?
(Marvin tossed the ball to Roger Rabbit, then he passed it to B-Money. He was dribbling the ball until the MonStars quadruple-teamed him. He decided to pass the ball to Daffy, so he could score. He caught the ball and realized that he was going to be dead meat)
Daffy: Whoops!
(Bupkus saw Daffy holding the ball as he pointed at him)
Bupkus: The duck!
(He and the other MonStars were about to gang up on him to steal the ball)
BUPKUS: Yeah, beat up the duck!
POUND: Get that duck, man!
(Daffy tried to find someone else quickly as the MonStars were getting closer, but he tossed the ball to the bench where Kelsey, Keon, Granny, Clawdeen, and the other team members were sitting. Clawdeen and Granny both caught it, the MonStars saw the ball, and they dog-piled on everyone that was at the bench! B-Money and Michael winced as they saw that Kelsey and Keon were okay, though Clawdeen and Granny were both in a tangled mess as they saw little Tweety Birds flying around their heads)
Granny: Oh, my ...
Clawdeen: Man, that was one rough tackle!
(Lola looked at Daffy)
Lola: How could you?
(Victoria walked out on the court and took Daffy's place)
Victoria: Daffy, how about you sit this one out? I'll deal with those MonStars.
(Daffy shrugged his shoulders at the girls as he made a pretty pathetic excuse)
Daffy: What? She was wide open!
(The MonStars had the ball now and Pound passed the ball to Nawt. Nawt quickly crossed up Lola and passed it to Bupkus, who dunked and scored. B-Money passed the ball to Michael as he dribbled it to the other side of the court. Nawt noticed Michael)
NAWT: Hey, guys! Coming your way, now! Watch it! Watch it!
(He tried to block Michael, but he made his way to the basket, where Pound and Bang were waiting. They tried to swipe the ball away from, but he dunked the ball into the basket, earning his team two points)
(MonStars: 06
Tune Squad: 02)
(The little aliens were giving Swackhammer a massage and Swackhammer saw Michael dunk and score)
Swackhammer: How did he do that?
(He was angry at that move and pounded his fist on the table)
(It was the MonStars' ball and Blanko passed it to Pound)
Musa: Hey, nice shot, Mr. Jordan.
(Michael noticed Pound passing the ball to Nawt, and Nawt was making his way over to Bupkus)
Michael: Hey, c'mon, get back on defense!
(He tried to stop Nawt, but Nawt already passed the ball to Bupkus, who dunked and scored again. The little aliens cheered and did a little victory dance)
Swackhammer: Way to go!
(It was now the second quarter and the MonStars continued to beat the Tunes. Bugs passed the ball to B-Money)
Bugs: BF! BF!
(He caught it. B-Money was about to move to the other side of the court, but the MonStars surrounded him)
MONSTARS: RED LIGHT!
(Tweety was fluttering)
Tweety: Feed me! Feed me!
(Sylvester quickly grabbed him)
Sylvester: Feed you? Feed me!
(Sylvester stuffed Tweety in his mouth as B-Money managed to pass the ball to Sylvester, but it hit him in the stomach and made him spit Tweety out. Tweety landed on the ground)
Tweety: Bad ol' puddy tat.
(Pound picked up the ball near Tweety)
POUND: I'll take that, thank you.
(B-Money tried to stop Pound, but he was already dribbling and making his way to the hoop)
Pound (CONT.): Kids, don't try this at home!
(He dunked the ball, earning the MonStars two points)
(Foghorn got the ball and was dribbling it with ease, singing a little song to himself. However, Bang blocked his path, standing on fours like a lion about to pounce)
Bang: Goin' somewhere?
(Foghorn stopped)
Foghorn: May I remind you, on, that physical violence is against regu ...
(Bang took a deep breath, arched his neck, and blew fire out of his mouth like a dragon would. Foghorn was burnt to a crisp as he quoted the old KFC saying)
Foghorn (CONT.): Did you order Original Recipe or Extra Crispy?
(He dissolved into ashes)
(Michael walked to the bench to pick another player)
Michael: Let's go.
(He is not expecting Sniffles to run right up with a smile)
Sniffles: Me? Oh, boy! I'm ready! I can do this!
(Alexandria looked at Michael)
Alexandria: Wait, the mouse? You picked the mouse?
(Michael just shrugged)
Michael: I didn't; I was supposed to pick you to come out on the court, but I think he got the wrong message.
(Sniffles ran to the court and Blanko was standing there, holding the ball. Sniffles talked real fast)
Sniffles: I love basketball. I've always loved basketball. Do you love basketball? You're big and I bet you're pretty good at basketball; I'm small, but I'll try really hard at playing basketball. Really, I will ...
(Nada giggled for a bit)
Nada: Wow, he is a motor mouth. Are we going to continue the game?
(However, Blanko seemed interested and was pretty patient with the conversation that he was having with Sniffles)
Blanko: Uh-huh, yeah. Okay ... Yeah ...
(Victoria saw Blanko's nice expression as she thought to herself)
Victoria: Even in this time, he's still a sweet guy. I like how he is having a conversation with Sniffles.
(Sniffles continued)
Sniffles: And, my Mom always said: 'Just try your best in everything you ...
(Before he could say "do", Blanko accidentally dropped the ball and it squashed Sniffles like a bug)
(Blanko got Sniffles back into his regular shape)
Blanko: Oops, sorry about that, little dude.
(He helped Sniffles back to the Tune Squad's bench)
(Lola was making her way to the basket as Pound and Bang blocked her path, and Pound smirked)
Pound: Try to get by me, doll.
(We all knew how she'll react, but what we did not expect was that she leapt up, dribbled Pound's face with her feet, and easily dunked the ball, making everyone in the arena cheer for her! Lola blew her ears away from her face)
Lola: Don't ever call me ... doll.
(Bugs high-fived her)
Bugs: Nice shot!
(Lola smiled in reply)
Lola: Thanks, Bugs.
(Now, it was the MonStars' ball as Bupkus dribbled the ball and B-Money was about to steal it from him, but Pound came up from behind and grabbed him)
Pound: I gotcha, right here!
(While Pound did this, Bupkus ran up and dunked the ball into the hoop)
Bupkus: 911!
(The game went on as the MonStars continued to beat the Tune Squad)
(Tune Squad: 18
MonStars: Kinda one-sided, isn't it?)
(Pound made his way to the hoop, jumped up with a roar, and dunked the ball into the hoop, scoring two more points for the MonStars)
(The buzzer sounded as Marvin fired a pistol)
Marvin: Half-time.
(Marvin noticed that the bullet blew a hole through Sylvester's stomach as Tweety flew through it)
Tweety: Howey puddy tat!
(The MonStars were high-fiving each other and were showing off in front of the Tunes)
POUND: Yeah, man! We've got it goin' on. One more half and we're done!
(The Tune Squad walked away to their locker room with their heads hanging down in defeat)
Sylvester: Moron Mountain: Here we come.
Lacienega: We're gonna be slaves.
Riley: Aw, man! I don't want to be a slave on Moron Mountain! Everyone back at Woodcrest is going to make fun of us for that. Besides, I highly doubt that Moron Mountain would be cool enough for my standards.
Huey: Riley, I am just curious. Just what standards do you have for something to be cool in your eyes?
Riley: It has to be respected in the streets and it needs to be recommended by my homies.
(Huey raised an eyebrow at him)
Riley (CONT.): What? Those two things don't sound like good standards for you? Well, excuse me, Mr. Nationalist!
(Huey just rolled his eyes at his brother's comments while Michael kept his head up)
Michael: C'mon, guys, it's not over yet. Keep your heads up; we only have another half to play.
(While the MonStars left the arena with smug smiles and arrogant airs, Kelsey and Keon knew they were up to something. They decided to go into their locker room to see what was going on with the MonStars. Victoria, Nada, Lindsay, Alexandria, and Danielle saw Kelsey and Keon, and they decided to follow them)
(In the MonStars' locker room ...)
(The MonStars all broke the door to their locker room down and ran inside. They were filled with glee for their victory and were giving each other high-fives. Bang pulled Pound in a headlock and gave him a victory noogie. However, their celebration was cut short when they saw someone entering the room and their faces changed into pure fear)
Bupkus: It's the boss!
(Swackhammer walked in, lighting a cigar)
(The MonStars all pulled fake enthusiastic smiles and greeted)
ALL: (waving) Hello, Mr. Swackhammer!
(Swackhammer walked over to the boys and gave them a pep talk)
Swackhammer: Alright, boys. Not bad for the first half, but we gotta keep this up.
Pound: Hey, no problem. We stole the ...
(Nawt interrupted and started talking fast)
Nawt: Yeah, no problem, boss. We stole the best talent from the best players of the NBA! There was Charles Barkley, Patrick Ewing, Shawn Bradley, Muggsy Bogues, and uh-uh-'Grandmama' ... oh, yeah! Larry Johnson!
(Kelsey and Keon found their way in the locker room by climbing through the vents and hid in one of the lockers, and they heard the whole thing)
BOTH: The NBA?"
(Swackhammer brushed Nawt away roughly)
Swackhammer: Will you shut up?!
(Suddenly, something caught his attention as he sniffed around)
Swackhammer (CONT.): I smell something.
(Blanko sniffered his underarm and thought that the odor was coming from him and his friends)
Blanko: Uh ... yeah, we have been playing really hard.
(The other MonStars agreed)
Swackhammer: Not you, you idiot!
(Swackhammer suddenly realized where it was coming from, noticing the smell of fresh-cut spring flowers and perfume, and looked at one of the lockers)
Swackhammer: It's coming from over there.
(Kelsey and Keon saw Blanko lean over to where they were at and he found their scent)
POUND: That locker.
(They closed their eyes as Blanko grabbed the locker and ripped the door off of its hinges)
(The MonStars came closer and found Kelsey and Keon)
Bang: Look! It's those teenage girls!
(Swackhammer moved over to where the girls were)
Swackhammer: It smells like a spy!
(Kelsey and Keon were scared out of their minds as Swackhammer dragged them out of the locker. Before anything could go wrong, the girls bursted through the door)
Lindsay: Leave B-Money's cousins alone, you Danny DeVito wannabe!
(The MonStars and Swackhammer all turned to see the MonStars' girlfriends standing at the door. They must have followed Kelsey and Keon to see what was going on)
Nawt: Girls!
(He walks up to them)
Nawt (CONT.): What are y'all doing here?
Alexandria: We were wondering what Kelsey and Keon were doing in your locker room, so we decided to follow them to stop things from turning ugly.
(The other MonStars walked up to the girls)
Bang: Well, don't worry, girls. Things were going okay until Swackhammer was about to hurt them.
(Swackhammer looked in shock)
Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Boys, what did I tell you? Didn't I say that you can't see those girls until after we win the game?
Blanko: Listen, Mr. Swackhammer, we understand that you want the Looney Tunes and the Cartoon All-Stars to save Moron Mountain, but this is where we have to cross the line and stop. You can make us steal the talents from the NBA, but you can't stop us from seeing our girlfriends!
HADES: Nice confidence, kid! I knew my advice would help you guys out in this situation.
(The MonStars, Swackhammer, and the girls all turned to the door to see Hades walking inside)
Hades (CONT.): Well, hello, everyone, mind if I cut a rug? Oh, I see that these pretty ladies are your girlfriends. Pleased to meet you, girls; my name is Hades, but you can call me 'Mr. Hades'.
(Hades kissed each of the girls' hands as Swackhammer looked surprised at Hades. He walked up to him)
Swackhammer: Hades! What are you doing talking to the girls? Don't you realize that they are the enemy?! They are the moles for the Tune Squad!
Hades: Swacky, calm down. The boys just found love and it is a nice sight. Can't you have a sense of happiness about that?
Swackhammer: Oh, shut up!
(He walked up to the girls)
Swackhammer (CONT.): So, I guess you girls think you can just walk around here all willy-nilly and sneak into our locker room? Well, see how you all feel after I do this!
(Swackhammer then punched the girls out of the room, one-by-one, giving each of them a black eye as Kelsey and Keon gasped. They were about to run until Swackhammer blocked their path as he breathed fire on the girls. This surprised the MonStars as they thought Bang would be the one to do something like this)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Now, get out of our locker room!
(The girls walked back in to grab Kelsey and Keon and help them back to the Tunes' locker room)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Okay, boys, let's forget about love; when we win this game, you boys can get all of the girls you want!
(Swackhammer laughed evilly while he rubbed his hands greedily as the MonStars and Hades began to feel guilty about the situation that had just occurred. The girls' lives were at risk and they were confused about what to do)
(In the Tune Squad's locker room ...)
(In the locker room, Michael gave the Tunes a little pep talk to get their spirits up)
Michael: Look, I know we're down, but I've been in situations like this. We could still win this! We've got to believe in ourselves and come back to win this game!
(However, by the expressions on the Tunes' faces, they all seemed crushed and depressed, but their looks quickly changed to shock and concern as the door opened. The door opened and Kelsey and Keon were standing there; some of their skin was blackened like soot. Daffy stood up)
Daffy: Looks like Kelsey and Keon got into a close encounter with a bug zapper!
(Kelsey and Keon were walking towards B-Money, shaking like a leaf)
Kelsey: The MonStars ... The MonStars ...
(They were about to fall head-first on the floor, but Bugs and Lola caught them just in time as they sat them down on the bench. B-Money placed a shoulder on Kelsey's arm)
B-Money: What happened?
Keon: Guys, the MonStars stole the talent from the NBA players!
(The Tunes all gasped and sighed in disappointment as the girls walked in and felt hurt that the MonStars kept this as a secret from them all along. Bugs noticed the other girls walking in)
Bugs: Girls! What happened to your eyes?
(Lindsay took her hand off of her eye)
Lindsay: Swackhammer did this to us. We tried to stop him from hurting Kelsey and Keon, and we were checking up on the MonStars, but he told us that we couldn't see them until after the game. When we tried to tell him otherwise, he just punched each of us in our eye.
(Alexandria had tears coming from her eyes)
Alexandria: (tearfully) Bugs, I can't believe the MonStars stole the talent from the NBA players. I thought that we could trust them, but I guess we were wrong.
(The girls all began to cry as B-Money, Michael, and Bugs calmed them down. When everyone was worried about what would happen to them, Stella finally came up with an idea to save themselves)
Stella: Listen, those MonStars are crazy! I think that we should forfeit the game! Besides, I hear that Moron Mountain looks nice in the Spring season.
(The Tunes all looked shocked at what Stella said)
Ed: Stella, are you crazy? Listen, I love watching monster movies and all of that jazz, but I do not want to be slaves to a bunch of low-brow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens like Bugs said!
Stella: I don't care! I think that it is a good idea. You guys should've listened to me from the start. If we had a beauty pageant / fashion show, we would not be in this mess!
(B-Money turned to Stella)
B-Money: Listen, Stella, Mike, my friends, and I did not get dragged down here just to have our butts whipped by a bunch of big, ugly MonStars! I'm not going down like that! We're letting those guys push us around! We gotta fight back and take it to them! We gotta get right in their faces! So, what do you all say: Are you with me or not?
(Well, it looked like they weren't with B-Money; everyone else fell asleep and were snoring loudly. Bugs, Lola, the girls, Kelsey, Keon, and Michael were the only ones that actually listened)
Michael: That was a good speech, B-Money.
(B-Money smiled sadly and turned his attention to Bugs, who brought a water bottle over to them)
Bugs: Eh, finished? Great speech and all, doc; you had them riveted. But, eh, didn't you forget somethin'?
(B-Money raised an eyebrow)
B-Money: What?
(Bugs showed him a water bottle that was labeled: "Michael and B-Money's Secret Stuff")
Bugs: Your secret stuff!
(He guzzled the water bottle and he grew a lot of muscles. This caught the Tunes' attention when they woke up, while he was flexing his 'muscles')
Lola: Wow!
Daffy: Whoa, nice deltoids!
Penelope: Wow, Bugs! You've gotten stronger!
(Bugs went back to his normal shape as he winked at B-Money and Michael)
Bugs: Play along.
(B-Money took the bottle and examined it with a raised eyebrow as Bugs tried to tug the bottle from him)
Bugs (CONT.): Eh, stop hoggin' it, B-Money! We're your teammates!
(The bottle flew out of B-Money's hands as it landed near Flora, who took a swig and began to feel powerful and more confident. Double D looked at the bottle)
Double D: Secret stuff?
(He took a sip. The Tunes started drinking the 'Secret Stuff' and started to feel more confident and stronger)
Sylvester: Secret Stuff? You guys wouldn't hold out on us, would ya?
Michael: No, I mean, we didn't think you guys really needed it. You guys are so tough and competitive!
(Foghorn got in-between Sylvester, Wile E., Clover, and Zim fighting over the bottle)
Foghorn: We're also chicken, son; we need it bad.
(Foghorn took a guzzle and tossed it to Kelsey and Keon. Both girls took a sip and the 'secret stuff' actually worked; their bruises and burns were gone!)
Kelsey: Wow! This Secret Stuff does work wonders!
(Kelsey passed it to the girls, who each took a sip and their black eyes were gone!)
Lindsay: Wow, our black eyes are gone! Now, I'm ready to kick some MonStar butt!
Nada: Now, that's what I'm talking about, Lindsay!
(She high-fived Lindsay)
(Lindsay then passed the bottle to Daffy)
Daffy: Ya know, this goes against everything they've taught me in Health Class.
(B-Money rolled his eyes)
B-Money: You wanna win or not?
Daffy: Bottoms up.
(He guzzled the bottle until there was nothing left inside)
(B-Money and Michael gathered the team in a huddle and placed their hands out)
Michael: Okay, how about we go out there and kick some alien butt, huh?
(The Tunes all placed their hands on top of Michael and B-Money's, they shook it with a cheer, and headed to the gym to start the second half)
(In the Warner Bros. Memorial Gardens ...)
(The Tunes, Michael, and B-Money all ran onto the court with determination, confidence, and courage. They faced the MonStars, showing off their game faces; Bang and Daffy were face-to-face, growling at each other, while Bloom did the same to Nawt, Flora did the same to Bupkus, Double D to Pound, and Bugs just looked at the audience with a smirk, showing that he was confident himself)
(Bang passed the ball to Pound and he made his way to the other side of the court. Before he could shoot the ball, Bugs rode in on a mechanical scooter and stole the ball from Pound)
BUGS: Comin' through!
(Pound could not believe his eyes when Bugs stole the ball from him and he started to chase him. B-Money ran over to where Bugs was, with Nawt following him)
B-Money: Bugs!
(Bugs stopped the scooter and tossed the ball over his shoulder)
Bugs: Special delivery!
(B-Money caught the ball and dunked it into the hoop as the crowd went wild. Swackhammer, however, was angry by that play)
Swackhammer: What? No! Boo!
(The game continued as the Tunes were getting closer to beating the MonStars)
(Bupkus got the ball, leapt in the air, and began to dunk the ball. His expression showed determination, but it changed into shock when he saw the hoop covered with explosives and TNT. He stopped in mid-air, his hair drooped, and looked at the audience with a 'Well, this sucks' expression. The hoop exploded and Wile E. and Bugs stood there, watching Bupkus get his just desserts)
Bugs: Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E.
(Wile E.'s little victory came short when Bupkus grabbed him. He was glaring at Wile E. until his teeth got shot, leaving his two front teeth available. He looked down to see Double D and Eddy, dressed in black suits, shades, and holding pistols as a homage to both Pulp Fiction and Men in Black. They looked at each other and shot Bupkus' teeth again, leaving him toothless, but his teeth came back in and he was ready to battle)
(Michael was dribbling the ball across the court, with Bang and Nawt on his tail. He tossed the ball into the air, and Bupkus and Nawt tried to knock it away from getting it in, but the ball made its way into the basket. Blanko passed the ball to Pound)
Pound: Let's teach them a lesson!
(While Pound and Nawt ran to the other side of the court, Blanko watched Sylvester carrying a fishing rod and flung the hook onto Pound's shorts. He gave it a yank and Pound's shorts came off, showing his big butt! Pound dropped the ball and looked down to see that his shorts were gone and his butt was showing. With a shocked expression, he covered his butt with his jersey and gave an embarrassed smile. His face was flushed red)
Lola: Nice butt!
(Everyone laughed even harder after Lola said that, even B-Money, Michael, the girls, and the other MonStars. The game continued as the Tunes were getting closer to beating the MonStars; Wakko dunked the ball with ease, B-Money went past Pound (who got his shorts back) and Bupkus, and dunked the ball with ease. Bupkus tried to stop the ball from going into the hoop, but he failed)
(For the next play, Foghorn and Johnny Bravo got Flora on top of their shoulders)
FLORA: Going up!
(Pound was about to stop them)
POUND: You're mine, girl!
(Flora dunked the ball into the basket and it hit Pound's head. The Tunes were getting more points and the MonStars were still in the lead. It was their ball and they made their way over until B-Money came up with a gas mask on his face and held up Pepe Le Pew by his tail. Bugs, Foghorn, Blossom, Irma, Hay Lin, and Michael were wearing gas masks as well. Pepe smiled)
Pepe: Hello! A little surprise for you, my friends.
(His stench got into the MonStars' noses, making their eyes water and they passed out. Pepe got the ball up into the basket and kissed it)
Pepe (CONT.): Two points!
(The game continued as Nada leapt into the air to dunk the ball. She dunked the ball into the hoop and it hit Nawt on top of his head. Bugs passed the ball to Lindsay and she shot it towards the basket. Bang tried to stop the ball, but he tripped over his feet and landed to the floor with a thud. Swackhammer was going beyond his boiling point)
Swackhammer: DANG!
Hades: Wow, and I thought I was the hot-head.
(Daffy took out a bucket of red paint and a paint brush and painted Pound's butt red)
Daffy: Ooh, this will be good!
(After he did that, the audience laughed, but Toro the Bull saw the red paint and he became raving mad. The Tunes all moved out of the rampaging Toro's way and he rammed his horns into Pound's behind, causing him to scream in pain and fly up into the stadium ceiling!)
CROWD: Ole!
(Tweety and Bubbles were flying around the court as the MonStars surrounded them)
Bang: Hey there, birdie and girlie.
(Bubbles and Tweety turned around and saw the MonStars snarling at them. Bubbles and Tweety had enough of being pushed around and snapped; they both did karate yells and caught the MonStars by surprise. Bubbles rabbit-punched Pound and head-butted Bupkus as Tweety punched Bang in the stomach and punched Blanko in the face, causing his neck to spiral. Tweety then bit Pound's ear and pulled Bupkus' hair with his beak as Bubbles kicked Bang on the chin, causing the green player to fall backwards. After the MonStars got beaten up by Bubbles and Tweety, Riley Freeman jumped in the air like Michael Jordan and dunked the ball)
(The MonStars groaned in defeat and the Tunes cheered and celebrated)
B-MONEY: Yes!
(He jumped with his arms above his head in victory. The MonStars trembled at the sound of their boss)
Swackhammer: TIME OUT!
(The scoreboard showed that the Tunes were getting closer to beating the MonStars, but they were only two points behind; it was a good sign. Swackhammer stomped his way over to the court as Hades tried to calm him down)
Hades: Swacky, come on; think about what you're doing!
Swackhammer: Shut up, Hades! I know what I'm doing!
(Marvin blew his whistle to stop Swackhammer from going on the court as Swackhammer flung him away)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Shut up, you little bug! Get away from me! Pow-Wow!
(The current score ...
Tune Squad: 66
MonStars: 68)
(The Tunes took a time-out for the 4th quarter)
Michael: Alright, guys! We're getting right back at 'em! Now, let's play some tough defense!
(Things were going great for the Tunes, but Swackhammer was busy berating the MonStars. Swackhammer pointed at B-Money and Michael)
Swackhammer: WHY DIDN'T YOU GET THOSE GUYS?!
BUPKUS: He's a baseball player and the kid's a hip-hop artist.
Nawt: Yeah, boss, a baseball player and a rapper.
(Swackhammer shook his head and his voice dripped with sarcasm)
Swackhammer: They look more like basketball players to me!
Blanko: Yeah, me too.
Swackhammer: They are the ones I want for Moron Mountain!
(B-Money, Michael, and Bugs walked up to the center of the court)
B-Money: Hey, you!
(Swackhammer turned to face B-Money)
Swackhammer: Are you talking to me?
(B-Money looked at Swackhammer)
B-Money: No, I'm talking to some animated Danny DeVito rip-off. Yeah, I'm talking to you! You want a piece of me? Come and get it!
(He looked at the MonStars with a twisted smile as he walked up to B-Money, Michael, and Bugs)
BUPKUS: Uh-oh.
(Swackhammer walked towards the three)
Swackhammer: What did you have in mind?
Michael: How about we raise the stakes a bit?
(Swackhammer inhaled his cigar and smoke came out)
Swackhammer: Interesting.
Michael: If we win, you give the NBA their talent back.
Swackhammer: But, what if we win?
(B-Money thought about the bargain, then he made a risky decision that would cause him and Michael to lose their families and friends)
B-Money: If you win ... you get Michael and me.
Pound: Good deal, boss.
Bugs: Hey, docs, you think that's a good ...
(B-Money gently covered his mouth to stop him from talking)
(Swackhammer inhaled his cigar)
SWACKHAMMER: You two will be our star attractions. You'll sign autographs all day long and play two-on-two with the paying customers ... and you'll always lose.
(B-Money and Michael both had mental pictures of themselves in Moron Mountain, signing autographs for the tiny aliens and themselves in chains trying to play basketball. A customer was climbing up the steps and shot the ball into the hoop, cheering as he blew razzberries in their faces)
(Swackhammer looked at them with an evil smile)
Swackhammer: Do we have a deal?
(Michael extended his hand)
Michael: Deal.
(Swackhammer took his hand and squeezed it really hard, nearly crushing it. He showed no pain and let go as he and B-Money turned their attention to the team)
(Bugs caught up with them)
Bugs: I don't think you should've done that, doc.
Michael: Don't worry, Bugs. We have faith in our team.
B-Money: Yeah, Bugs, don't worry. As long as we remain confident, we are going to win no matter what.
(Swackhammer looked back at the Tune Squad)
Swackhammer: CRUSH 'EM!
(Marvin blew the whistle to start the 4th quarter and things began to go Swackhammer's way. Wile E. got the ball and was making his way to the hoop, but the MonStars stampeded and Wile E.'s eyes bugged out as the MonStars trampled over him, causing his body to fall apart in pieces. He held up a sign with his dismembered hand that said: "Ouch"!)
(Courage tried to get out of the way, but Bang and Bupkus butt-slammed into him, squashing the poor dog. Sylvester was dribbling the ball with ease, but Pound crushed him with his foot)
POUND: Good-bye!
(Michael got the ball away and made his way over to the basket. Bupkus was behind him and Pound was in front of him. Pound swung his arm and backhanded Michael across his face, causing him to fall and lose the ball)
(As Riley Freeman was dribbling the ball to the hoop, Bupkus used his elbow and pinned Riley down to the ground, causing his body to squeak like a chew toy. Later, Bupkus used his fist and punched Foghorn in the face, while Nawt kicked Taz in the stomach, making him run into Frankie, Sam, Alex, Yakko, Zim, and Grim, leaving Grim as a mess of bones)
Grim: Oh, I hate playing games like this!
(He walked back to the bench)
(After that, Bupkus used Foghorn as a golf club and Bubbles and Tweety as golf balls. He swung Foghorn and hit the poor canary and poor Powerpuff girl away to the Tunes' bleachers. The purple MonStar then made his way over to Daffy, squashed him with his hand, and looked at his palm. He noticed that Daffy was stuck to him like gum, and Daffy came to)
Daffy: But, Mommy, I don't wanna go to school today!
(As Pound caught the ball and roughly shoved B-Money to the ground with a mean glare, Daffy was clinging onto Bupkus' head)
Daffy (CONT.): I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you.
(Bupkus was annoyed with Daffy's hallucination and tried to pry the duck off of his head. However, Daffy clung to his head and skin, nearly ripping it off! Luckily, he did let go of him, but Bupkus' face became mishaped and mixed up)
(Meanwhile, Lola and Flora were at the basketball hoop, but they did not know that Pound was right behind them. He got onto the hoop and crouched in a position like an overweight tiger)
BOTH: I'm open!
(Bugs and Wakko noticed what was about to happen. Pound jumped off of the hoop)
Bugs: LOLA! LOLA, HEADS UP!
Wakko: FLORA! LOOK OUT! POUND'S ABOUT TO CRUSH YOU!
(The girls saw a shadow, turned their attention, and gasped in alarm. Pound was dropping really fast)
POUND: GOOD-BYE!
(The girls were about to get crushed, but two figures shoved them out of the way and got crushed instead)
(Lola and Flora tumbled over to the other side of the court as Flora got up)
Flora: Lola, are you okay?
(Lola nodded)
Lola: Yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay, Flora?"
Flora: Yeah, who knocked us out of the way? All I remember was that Bugs and Wakko were shouting at us, and that was it.
(Porky walked up to them)
Porky: Oh, g-g-girls, I th-th-think that your answer is over there.
(Porky pointed over to Pound)
Porky (CONT.): I think Pound c-c-crushed Bugs and Wakko."
(The girls turned their attention to Pound and gasped for good reason; Pound ended up crushing both Bugs and Wakko! Their hands were struggling to get up)
LOLA: Oh, my ... Bugs!
FLORA: Wakko, no!
(The audience and the Tune Squad all gasped and screamed in alarm. Lola and Flora ran over to them to see if they were okay. As they went over to them, Pound got up)
Pound: Are these yo' men?
(Lola ran towards Bugs, cradled his upper body in her arms)
Lola: Are you okay?
(After Bugs popped back into his regular shape, his eyes rolled around, but he finally regained consciousness as he looked at Lola)
Bugs: Me? Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay?
(Lola smiled in relief and sighed)
Lola: Oh, Bugs, thank you.
Bugs: Oh, it was nothin'.
(Lola took his face in her hands)
Lola: That was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me.
(She placed her lips on his and kissed him. When she walked away, Bugs had a dumb lovestruck grin on his face, and had hearts in his eyes)
(Flora was hugging Wakko)
Flora: Thank you, Wakko. If it wasn't for you and Bugs, Lola and I would've been crushed."
(Wakko blushed)
Wakko: Aw, shucks, Flora; it was nothin'.
Flora: That was the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for us.
(She kissed Wakko, leaving him with a lovestruck grin and hearts in his eyes, similar to Bugs)
(Michael called a time-out as he and B-Money checked on the other Tune Squad players. The Tunes were all a mess; they had injuries that looked gruesome: some of the Winx girls and Yosemite Sam were burnt by Bang, Wile E., Sylvester, and Elmer Fudd were all in body casts, Speedy got caught in a mousetrap, the Eds had some cuts and bruises, Sabrina was hit on the head with her own broom, Foghorn somehow became a chicken dinner, Witch Hazel tried to revive Taz, to which he woke up, and had a sign saying, "Eat at Joe's", and, possibly the most-gruesome and most-saddening, Bubbles and Tweety both had to get iron lungs to keep them alive)
(With that, B-Money paced back and forth)
B-Money: Look, we need a fifth player.
(Daffy got up)
Daffy: Hey, coach? Listen, you got anymore of that secret stuff? I think it's startin' to wear off.
(His arms deflated as he made a muscle)
B-Money: It didn't wear off. It was just water. You guys had the secret stuff inside you all along.
(Daffy just looked at him, and shrugged)
Daffy: Yeah, yeah, I knew that. But, listen, you got anymore?
(Everyone else started asking for more of the 'Secret Stuff', but B-Money turned his attention to Kelsey and Keon, who looked like they were about to jump off the edge of their seats)
B-Money: Kelsey, Keon, you girls are in. Just be careful and guard Pound.
(Kelsey and Keon jumped up)
Kelsey: Guard him? We'll smother him! We'll be on them like a cold blister! We'll be on him like fleas on a dog! We're tellin' you, he's going down!
(Marvin called a time-in and passed the ball to Bugs, then he passed the ball to B-Money. The five MonStars ran over to him and tried to steal the ball from him. He was having a tough time trying to cross them up)
Kelsey: B-Money, over here! We're open!
(The MonStars turned their attention towards Kelsey and Keon, and B-Money got his chance to pass the ball towards them. They caught it, but what they did not expect was Bang jumping up and was about to crush them! They just looked on as Bang landed on them, Bupkus fell on top of Bang, Blanko jumped on them, and Pound landed on all of them! As the force of his body crushed his teammates, the ball popped out and landed in the basket, scoring the Tunes 3 points!)
(Everyone in the arena cheered, but shrank back as they saw the MonStars getting up. After they got up, Kelsey and Keon were revealed to still be in one piece, but they were flattened like pancakes! Bugs, Daffy, and Lola shrank back as Spike and Chester entered the gym and decided to get them back to their regular shape. Chester plugged their noses and put a hose in each of their mouths as Spike pumped them up. After they were bloated up to balloons, Spike pulled the hoses as the girls flew all around the gym. After a minute or two of flying, they fell on the stretcher as Spike and Chester left the gym)
(B-Money looked at Bugs and Daffy)
B-Money: How did they do that?
(Bugs shrugged)
Bugs: Aw, anybody can do that, doc. Even you! Watch this.
(Bugs grabbed Daffy by his neck and stretched his neck out pretty far to prove the point of Toon Physics)
Daffy: (strangled voice) Watch this! See? No sweat; this is Looney Tune Land!
(His neck went back to normal as B-Money and Michael looked at the scoreboard as well as the time. They needed to score two more points and they had ten seconds left)
Michael: 10 seconds ago? Thanks for telling me ... doc.
(Marvin walked up to the boys)
Marvin: I hate to bearer of bad news, fellas, but if your team doesn't find a fifth player, your team will forfeit the game.
Michael: Forfeit?
Marvin: Precisely, Sir Altitude.
(B-Money reassured Michael)
B-Money: Don't worry, Mike, I'm sure we'll find someone.
(As if they just said it and the fact that a guardian angel granted the Tunes' wishes, a white limousine appeared in the arena as Dr. Dre walked out of it)
Dr. Dre: So, I hear that you guys need a little bit of help, huh?
B-Money: Yeah. Are you going to help us out, Dr. Dre?
Dr. Dre: Nah, I'm just here to watch the remainder of the game. Your real help is right here.
(Dr. Dre opened the door to the passenger seat of the limousine)
SNOOP: Hey, everybody, put your hands up because the Boss Dogg has just arrived in the hizzouse!
(The Tunes, Michael, and B-Money all turned to see a famous celebrity step out of the limo in a Tune Squad uniform. Everyone began to cheer and the girls looked excited because he's one of their favorite rap musicians! Everyone turned their attention and there stood Snoop Doggy Dogg! B-Money was acting calm and cool as the girls screamed wildly while everyone erupted with loud cheers, whistles, and whoops. Swackhammer stood up from his seat)
Swackhammer: Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know R. Kelly was in this picture!
(Snoop Dogg was in the Tune Squad uniform)
Snoop: Hey! Perhaps I could be of some assistance.
B-Money: That's our fifth player.
(Snoop ran up towards the Tune Squad and B-Money gave the introductions. B-Money, Michael, and Snoop high-fived each other as they began to lay down their next play)
Michael: You get to live out your dream, Snoop. Alright, we need to score two points; we have 76 and the MonStars have 77.
(Snoop nodded his head)
Snoop: Alright, here's how I see it: B-Money, you get the ball and throw it to the girl bunny. Then, you dish it out back to the guy bunny. You swing it around to Mike over here, and you go to the hole and dominate!
Michael: Hey, Snoop, that sounds like a cool plan, but we're on defense!
(The Tunes all realized the situation as Snoop gave a small chuckle)
Snoop: Whoa-ho-ho, my bad. Sorry, I'm not familiar with defense. Alright, you guys might have to listen to Mike or B-Money on this one.
(B-Money put his plan into action)
B-Money: Alright, someone has to steal the ball, give it to me or Mike, and we'll score before the timer runs out.
(Snoop nodded)
Snoop: Got it. Now, don't lose that confidence. Alright, paws, hands, and wings in here! Let's go!
(They placed their hands on top of his, gave it a shake, and got to their positions to play the last 10 seconds of the game, and win this for the Tunes)
(As everyone got to their positions to start the last 10 seconds of the game, Snoop walked to the court)
Snoop: This is why I'm here. I always strived for pressure.
(Daffy walked up to Snoop Dogg and tugged on his shorts to get his attention)
Daffy: Pardon me; Mr. Snoop Dogg, something's been really bugging me. Just how did you get to Looney Tune Land anyway?
(Snoop shrugged)
Snoop: Oh, well, the producer's a friend of mine and the author of this story was a big fan, so I had my homies Dr. Dre and R. Kelly come here and drop me off, so I could help you guys. You know, just like how Bill Murray did it in the original Space Jam.
(While he said this, Pound looked over his shoulder, listened to the conversation Snoop and Daffy were having, and growled as he got into his position)
(Daffy looked at Snoop)
Daffy: Uh-huh. Oh, so that's how it goes.
(Snoop turned his attention to Pound, who was smirking at Lola)
Snoop: Hey, do you see that kind of chunky fella over there?
(He whispered into Daffy's ear and told him his plan. Daffy nodded)
Daffy: Yeah, yeah. Ooh, I can do that! Ooh, that's good! Yes!
(Snoop walked to his position)
Snoop: Alright, let's do this! Hey, Daffy, you da duck!
(Bupkus strutted to the court as he received the ball from Marvin)
Marvin: Now, let's all play fair here ...
(However, he was cut off when Bupkus elbowed him. Snoop got ready as he taunted the MonStars)
Snoop: Alright, come on, space man! Don't choke now! C'mon, let's go!
(Daffy placed a football helmet on his head and got into a cannon as Hay Lin said)
Hay Lin: Wow, Daffy, I can tell that Snoop's plan is going to work wonders for you. Are you ready to this?
Daffy: Hay Lin, I was born ready. Start the rocket, sister, 'cause it's gut-check time!
(Bupkus passed the ball to Pound, Hay Lin lit the cannon, and Daffy flew out, charging at Pound as he flew into his gut. Pound was knocked off of his feet as he dropped the ball)
SNOOP: Oh, man; this ball must be mine.
(He dribbled the ball around the court. Snoop threw the ball to Michael)
Snoop (CONT.): Whoa, I'm going this way! Now, I'm going left! Yo, don't ever trust an earthling!
(Pound regained composure as he ran after Snoop. Michael then caught the ball after Snoop passed the ball to him, and Nawt and Bupkus chased after him. Nawt blocked Michael as well, but he managed to pass the ball to Lola. Lola was dribbling the ball as Blanko and Bang surrounded her)
BLANKO: Get the rabbit!
BANG: Get the girl!
(They were about to steal the ball from her, but Daffy came onto the court with his arms out)
Daffy: C'mon! C'mon! I'm open!
(Lola passed the ball to Daffy, but the duck got backhanded by Bupkus)
Bupkus: That's mine!
(He was about to catch the ball, but Bugs caught it with his ears and passed it to Snoop Dogg)
Bugs: Eh, not today!
(Snoop caught the ball and held it out)
BLANKO: Ok, bring it on, dude!
(Snoop extended his leg and tripped the blue player)
SNOOP: Whoops, oopsie-daisy!
(He passed the ball to B-Money. Bang ran after him as Pound faced B-Money. Pound chased towards him, gave an evil smile)
Pound: You're mine!
(He was about to grab him, but he tripped over as B-Money stepped on his head, then he used his foot to get onto his behind and jumped into the air)
(Everything began to go in slow motion as B-Money made the jump. He heard Snoop Dogg shouting that he was open, but B-Money was about to make his way towards the hoop. He was getting closer until Bupkus and Bang jumped up and grabbed him by his waist! They pulled him harder to keep him away, but B-Money remembered what Bugs told him about Toon Physics. B-Money stretched his arm out and it became really long. Bang and Bupkus tried to slow him down even more, but he dunked the ball into the hoop as the time buzzed. B-Money held on to the hoop and heard everyone in the stadium erupt with loud cheers)
(The final score ...
Tune Squad: 78
MonStars: 77)
(B-Money looked at the scoreboard, and it read that the Tunes have beaten the MonStars 78-77; they won the Ultimate Game! B-Money let go of the hoop and ran towards his teammates with open arms as Hubie shouted into the mic)
Hubie: The Tunes win!
(Everyone began to cheer for B-Money, give some high-fives, and gave him hugs. Snoop patted his shoulder)
Snoop: That was a really good plan, B-Money! You did a great job with that dunk!
B-Money: Thanks, Snoop.
(He high-fived Snoop Dogg)
B-Money: You did pretty good yourself, Snoop.
Michael: Yeah, Snoop, you were amazing out there. Who knows? You might be able to play in the NBA one day!
(Snoop gave a small smile as he sighed)
Snoop: You know, guys, I'll probably quote you on that, but I think it's time that I retired from playing basketball.
Snoop: Oh, come on, Snoop.
Snoop: No, I'm gonna retire right now, and that's all there is to it. I'm going to come up undefeated, untied, and that's the way it's going to be. Besides, this victory is in the honor of my late friend Tupac Shakur and my mentor Dr. Dre. You know, you guys go ahead and celebrate with your teammates.
Michael: No, Snoop, why don't you come and help us?
Snoop: You know, I would, but I have to ice my kneecaps, so I'll catch you guys later.
(He began to leave the stadium)
Michael: Are you sure?
Snoop: Yeah, sure, definitely sure.
(He hopped out of the stadium
(B-Money and Michael walked over to the center of the court and saw Swackhammer getting at their throats)
Swackhammer: LOSERS!
MONSTARS: Sorry.
Swackhammer: CHOKE ARTISTS!
MonStars: Sorry again.
Swackhammer: Wait 'til I get you back on Moron Mountain!
(He stomped on Bupkus' foot, causing him to howl in pain and hold his sore foot. He turned to face B-Money and Michael)
Swackhammer (CONT.): Alright, the party's over! Get in the spaceship!
B-Money: Look here, Swackhammer, you just can't treat them like this! Besides, it's not their fault that they lost the game! If you actually treated them with some genuine respect once in a while, they wouldn't think of you as this corrupt businessman! What kind of businessman has his workers steal talents from five NBA players just to win a basketball game? Only a dirty rat would try to do something like that.
(Swackhammer looked at B-Money face-to-face)
Swackhammer: Keep out of this, kid! This doesn't concern you! Besides, it's not like their girlfriends made things any better by being on your team! Go on and celebrate with your freaky cartoon friends or tell Michael Jordan or your little friends to know their places!
(B-Money was about to punch him in the face, but he controlled himself as Michael walked up to the MonStars)
Michael: I don't understand this, guys; you guys do what he tells you to do and try to give him respect, but even then, he still treats you as if you are worth nothing to him. Why do you take it from this guy?
(Bupkus answered in a scared tone)
Bupkus: Because he's bigger!
Pound: He's bigger ...
Bang: Than we used to be.
(The MonStars turned their attention towards Swackhammer and growled, "Wait a minute!" They realized that they should be the ones to get respect. Swackhammer noticed that something was not going right)
Swackhammer: What are you doing?
(The MonStars grabbed Swackhammer and changed into conductor suits as they began to perform "The Anvil Chorus". As the song played, anvils began to fall from the sky and hit Swackhammer on the head. At one point, a lot of anvils hit Swackhammer into the ground, along with a big one that put him in a daze. After the song, Swackhammer got up dizzily)
Swackhammer: Are we done?
Nawt: No.
(He brought in a spaceship)
Nawt (CONT.): That was just the beginning! Now, you're just in time for the ending gag!
(Swackhammer's eyes bugged out when he saw the spaceship that was labeled 'For Mr. Swackhammer'. He was about to run away until the MonStars quickly grabbed him and stuffed him into the rocket. Swackhammer was finally getting his comeuppance and the MonStars have gotten what they deserved after all of these years: respect and freedom. Hades walked up to the rocket and made his own fuse as Swackhammer looked up at him)
Swackhammer: Hades, you wouldn't. I-I thought we were friends!
Hades: Sorry, Swacky, but what you did was unforgivable.
(He lit the fuse)
Hades: Besides, even if I am a villain, albeit a more comedic one, I would never stoop this low to win a basketball game!
(After Hades lit the fuse, the rocket blasted him towards the ceiling and it crashed, sending Swackhammer back to Moron Mountain. The MonStars and Hades all waved good-bye)
Nawt: Hasta la vista, 'Danny DeVito'!
(The MonStars turned their attention towards the Tunes, B-Money, Michael, and the girls)
Pound: Listen, guys, we're really sorry about all of the things that we did to you. We didn't mean to cause any harm to you guys. Besides, Swackhammer was so obsessed with winning this game ...
(Danielle cut him off and kissed him)
Danielle: Pound, sweetie, it's okay, but you know that we had to teach you a lesson by getting back at you guys in the most Looney-Tuniest ways possible.
(The MonStars all gave warm smiles and shrugs)
Blanko: I gotta admit, dude, that was funny when you two beat us up, Bubbles and Tweety. We didn't know you had it in ya.
(Bubbles blushed)
Bubbles: Well, that's what happens when people push me to my limit.
(Buttercup flew towards the MonStars)
Buttercup: Yeah, you should see how she acted in 'Bubblevicious'. She can prove that she is a force not to be reckoned with.
Bupkus: Oh, and B-Money, we're sorry if our boss caused any harm towards your cousins and your friends. Well, we're sorry, too, even if we didn't do anything, but we could have at least put a stop to his abusive ways.
(B-Money smiled)
B-Money: It's alright, guys. Besides, I'm sure that my cousins are feeling better and the girls said that they still love you. You know, you guys are not so bad and you had it in you the whole time, didn't you?
(The MonStars all gave warm smiles and shrugs as Michael remembered the deal)
Michael: One thing though; Bugs, pass me the ball.
(Bugs passed Michael the ball)
Michael (CONT.): You have to give my friends their talents back.
(The MonStars almost forgot)
Pound: Do we have to?
(Michael calmly nodded his head)
Michael: Yeah, it's part of the deal. Touch the ball, but before that, how about you guys give the girls a kiss? I'm sure you'll be seeing them again soon.
(The MonStars all gave small smiles as they each kissed their girlfriends as they hugged them while some tears streamed from their eyes, but they had to stay strong. The MonStars each began to touch the ball as the ball began to sparkle and the MonStars began to shake. As the shaking stopped, they shrank back to being Nerdlucks. They popped out of their clothes)
Bupkus: That was so much fun!
Bang: I feel so insignificant.
(Pound held his jersey in his small hands)
Pound: My clothes don't fit!
Nawt: (rubbing his head) What a trip!
Blanko: I'm up for another one.
Pound: Could we ask you a favor, Mr. Bunny? We don't wanna go back to Moron Mountain.
Bang: We hated it up there
Nawt: (giving a thumbs-down) It stinks.
Blanko: Um, I was thinking, could we stay here with you?
(The Nerdlucks all gave big grins and puppy dog eyes)
ALL: PLEASE?
(The girls could not resist the cute faces)
ALL: Aww! That's so cute.
(However, Daffy did resist the cute faces)
Daffy: Oh, brother! Are you being serious right now?
(Bugs decided to give them some motivation)
Bugs: Eh, I would, but I don't know if you guys are Looney enough.
Bang: LOONEY ENOUGH?
(A curtain came up and the MonStars were dressed up as the Looney Tunes characters, and they danced, sang, and ended the show with an explosion)
ALL: Awww, that was so sweet!
(The Nerdlucks gave a bow)
Bugs: Yeah, you guys can stay with us. That was pretty Looney after all.
(Stan Podolak then ran to the court)
Stan: Michael, do you know what time it is?
Tecna: Well, by my calculations, it's a quarter past seven.
Stan: Exactly, you have a baseball game in five minutes!
Michael: Alright, hold this for me.
(He gave Stan the basketball. Stan put the basketball in the gym bag as Michael looked at the Looney Tunes and the Cartoon All-Stars)
Michael (CONT.): You know, I really enjoyed playing with you, guys. You've got a lot of ...
TUNES: Uh-huh?
Michael: A lot of ...
TUNES: Yes?
Michael: Well, whatever it is, you got a lot of it.
(The Tunes all smiled and said thanks, while the Nerdlucks offered to use their spaceship to escort B-Money and Michael to Mike's baseball game. Michael high-fived B-Money)
Michael (CONT.): Thanks for playing, B-Money.
B-Money: No problem, Michael, it was an honor playing with you for the first time.
(Before Michael left the arena, he turned back to Bugs)
Michael: Bugs?
Bugs: Eh, Mike?
Michael: Stay out of trouble.
(He, B-Money, and Stan left the arena)
Bugs: Eh, you know I will.
(He looked at Lola)
Bugs (CONT.): Come here!
(Bugs gave Lola a big kiss, making her go Looney as she 'Woo-Hoo'd' all over the arena, then she landed in Bugs' arms)
Lola: Gosh, I didn't know you cared!
(Lola then gave Bugs a big kiss, leaving him with another lovestruck grin on his face. Bugs walked over to the Nerdlucks)
Bugs: So, I can tell that you guys enjoyed being the MonStars. I got to admit, you guys did have some distinct personalities when you were taller.
Pound: So, Bugs, how are we going to become the MonStars again? We don't want to steal talents from the NBA players.
Bugs: Eh, don't worry, this does not involve stealing the talent of any NBA players. I asked Witch Hazel to make a potion after the game that would help you guys turn back into the MonStars by your own command. Follow me, boys, and get ready to change back into the MonStars.
(Bugs then led the Nerdlucks out of the gym and into Witch Hazel's laboratory to get her potion that would make the Nerdlucks MonStars permanently)
(Witch Hazel was busy putting on the finishing touches on her witch's brew in the Looney Tunes Laboratory. After she put in the last ingredient, she wanted to test it out on some patients. While Witch Hazel was thinking of who would be a good test subject, she saw Bugs Bunny walking through the door)
Witch Hazel: Why, Bugs, it's good to see you again!
(She walked up to Bugs with the witch's brew in her hand)
Witch Hazel (CONT.): Would you like to try my new witch's brew? I want to see if it would be a good drink.
Bugs: Eh, thanks, Witch Hazel, but I think I'll take a rain check. Hey, do you think that the witch's brew would work on little aliens?
(Witch Hazel thought about it)
Witch Hazel: Little aliens? Well, I don't know, Bugs. Why do you ask?
Bugs: Well, you see, the Nerdlucks were already having memories of being the MonStars after they had to give their talents back to the NBA players. I started to feel really bad for them, so I promised them that I would help them find something that would make them become MonStars again without having to steal the talents from the NBA players in the upperworld.
Witch Hazel: Hmm ... well, I guess it wouldn't hurt to try. I'll tell you what: have the Nerdlucks meet me at 3:00 p.m. sharp and I'll let them taste this witch's brew.
(Witch Hazel wrote the address on a sticky note and handed it to Bugs so he could give it to the Nerdlucks)
Bugs: Eh, thanks, Witch Hazel. I'm sure they'll be excited about it.
(At the Basketball Court ...)
(The Nerdlucks were sitting at a bench, watching the Toons playing a game of basketball. Musa, Wakko, Virgil, Eddy, and Rolf were on one team and Abbey, Grim, Courage, Richie, and Kim Possible were playing as another team. The Nerdlucks sighed)
Nawt: Boy, I do wish that we could be tall again, like the NBA players.
Pound: How are we going to do that, Nawt? It's not like we can go back to the upperworld and steal the NBA players' talents all over again. Besides, we nearly lost everyone's trust because of that.
Bang: Yeah, Pound's got a point there. I do hope there was an easier way to become MonStars again without going through that process.
(The Nerdlucks all turned to see Bugs Bunny walking up to the court with Witch Hazel's note in his hands. He gave the note to the Nerdlucks)
Bugs: Okay, docs, Witch Hazel said that she would like to see you all at 3:00 p.m. for a special appointment. She said she found a way that would make you guys MonStars again.
(Pound looked at the note, then looked at Bugs)
Pound: Bugs, do you think it will work?
Bugs: Well, you know what they say, Pound: 'Never say never'.
(3 hours later - at the Looney Tunes Laboratory ...)
(At 3:00 p.m., the Nerdlucks all walked to the Looney Tunes Laboratory and walked inside to see if Witch Hazel was inside. They were about to leave, but they decided to go through with it and sat in five chairs. Witch Hazel was busy putting her witch's brew in five separate cups as she saw the Nerdlucks)
Witch Hazel: Well, hello, boys! I'm glad that you came today. So, I hear that you want to become the MonStars again?
Pound: Yeah, to be honest, Ms. Witch Hazel, I think that being the MonStars was the most-exciting time of our lives.
Witch Hazel: I can tell that you boys enjoyed being like NBA players.
Blanko: Yeah, that was pretty amazing. Too bad that we may never be like those guys again. We don't want to take their talents away from them like we did last time. Overall, the chances of us becoming MonStars again are slim to none.
Witch Hazel: Well, all I have to say is that today is your lucky day, boys!
(She gave each of the Nerdlucks a cup of her special witch's brew)
Witch Hazel (CONT.): Today, I have just made a witch's brew and I'm sure that Bugs told you about this. This may or may not make you boys into the MonStars again, but it can't hurt to try.
(The Nerdlucks all looked at the brew nervously and decided not to drink it, but Witch Hazel reassured them)
Witch Hazel (CONT.): Don't worry, it's not poisonous; it's just like fruit punch.
(The Nerdlucks began to drink the witch's brew as Witch Hazel watched in approval. However, after they finished, the Nerdlucks noticed no change to them whatsoever as Witch Hazel walked over to them)
Witch Hazel (CONT.): Well, don't worry, boys; I'm sure there will be an easier way to make you MonStars.
(While Witch Hazel said this, the Nerdlucks were nearly losing all hope as they began to feel a sudden change through their bodies. Witch Hazel did not know what was going on, but she was surprised to see that her witch's brew was actually working on the Nerdlucks. Pound changed back into his MonStar form again, though instead of being as tall as the Empire State Building, he had more of a human height, being 5'11)
(Blanko started to change back into his MonStar form as well, growing up to 6'2, making him, once again, the tallest of the Nerdlucks. Bang and Bupkus also grew back to their MonStar looks, with Bang being 6'1 and Bupkus being 6'0)
(Nawt also grew back to his MonStar height, later becoming 5'7. Nawt was glad that he and his fellow Nerdlucks were back to being MonStars, meaning that they would be able to do some things like the other Toons, but Nawt had this one thought in mind)
Nawt: Hey, Witch Hazel, first, we would like to thank you for helping us grow back to our MonStar heights, but are we still going to be able to play basketball like we used to do?
(Witch Hazel led them to the basketball court)
Witch Hazel: Well, go and see for yourself, boys!
(The MonStars all walked up to the basketball court and the Toons stopped their game to see that the Nerdlucks became the MonStars again)
Eddy: Whoa! You guys are back to being tall! Did you guys steal the NBA's talent again?
Bupkus: No. Actually, Witch Hazel gave us this special brew that allows us to become MonStars whenever we want. I think she calls it, 'The MonStars Medicine'.
Musa: Well, that's cool to hear.
(She spins a basketball on her finger)
Musa (CONT.): Hey, can you guys still play basketball like you did when you played against us in the basketball game?
Pound: Well, give us the ball so we can make sure.
(Musa passed the ball to Nawt, who nervously held his hands out as he peeked his eyes open to see that the basketball did not hit his face; he actually caught the basketball with his own hands! Nawt looked in surprise)
Nawt: Hey, guys, I caught it!
(Nawt began to dribble the basketball for a bit as he passed the ball to Bang)
Bang: Oh, you think that's impressive, Nawt? Just wait until you see this!
(Bang dunked the ball as Bupkus picked up the ball and dunked it as well. Bupkus passed the ball to Blanko, who easily made a 3-point shot, then Pound got the ball and did an alley-oop to himself, dunking the ball into the hoop)
Abbey: Well, I'm glad to say that you boys still got it. Hey, would you like to play a game of 5-on-5?
Nawt: Sure, no problem. So, who's going to be team captain?
(The Toons were not so sure as Pinky and the Brain appeared on the court)
Brain: Well, pardon us for making a random appearance in this cartoon *turns to the audience* Hey, we had to make an appearance at some point in this cartoon *turns back to the Toons*, but may I suggest that you could shoot to see who gets the first pick?
Pinky: Narf! Good idea, Brain.
Brain: Thank you, Pinky, but please, if you say 'Narf' again, I shall have to hurt you.
Pinky: Oh, right-o, Brain.
(After they shot around for a little bit, the two team captains were Blanko and Nawt; Blanko decided to have Pound, Daffy, Kim, and Johnny Bravo on his team whereas Nawt had Bupkus, Bang, Bugs, and Lola on his team. Pinky and the Brain decided to do what Hubie and Bertie did at the Tune Squad's basketball game and do the play-by-play commentary)
Pinky: Oh, goody, Brain!" Pinky said. "We get to do the amazing play-by-play commentary for this practice basketball game just like what Hubie and Bertie did in the basketball game. Isn't that amazing?
Brain: Well, I must say, this is going to be one entertaining game.
(As the game started, the Toons were glad to see that the MonStars still had their game and the MonStars were happy to know that they were actually being treated as the Tunes' allies and earned their trust after getting their revenge on Swackhammer)
Pound: You know, fellas? I think that we're going to like Looney Tune Land.
Blanko: You got that right, dude.
(He and the other MonStars high-fived each other)
Blanko (CONT.): At least we're not under Swackhammer's reign anymore.

(In the Real World ...)
(Meanwhile, back in the Real World at the Baseball Stadium, everyone was waiting for Michael Jordan to arrive, so the game could begin. It was a pretty long delay and everyone was getting impatient. One person was looking at his watch)
Person: The delay is killing us. Where is Michael?
Juanita: Where is Michael?
Jeffrey: Oh, he's probably not back from his other game.
Juanita: Uh, what other game?
(Suddenly, the Nerdlucks' spaceship at the baseball stadium and landed at the center of the field. The Barons all gathered to the diamond to see what was going on as everyone stood up to see if Michael has arrived. As the door of the spaceship opened, Stan Podolak and B-Money Playa stepped out of it as B-Money held a megaphone)
B-Money: Ladies and gentlemen, Michael Jordan!"
(Michael stepped out of the Nerdlucks' spaceship in his Barons baseball uniform, waving his hat to everyone as everyone at the stadium cheered for the superstar and his son gave him a thumbs up)
(The Next Day - At a local gym ...)
(The next day, the five NBA stars were gathering at a local gym, still depressed about losing their skills and found nothing about what happened to their talents. They were about to lose all hope and worried that they may never play basketball ever again. Charles walked up to the guys)
Charles: Guys, we suck.
Larry: Yeah, man; My grandmother can play better than me.
Muggsy: Hey, well, at least you guys are still tall. Me? I'm just another short guy.
Patrick: You got that right.
Larry: That's the only thing we got right.
(Suddenly, the doors of the gym opened and Michael, B-Money, and the girls walked into the center of the gym with the basketball that held the basketball players' talents. The players walked up to them)
Charles: What are you doing here, Michael?"
Michael: Well, we heard about you guys losing your talents. Let's face it: You stink."
Larry: (SIGHS) C'mon, Mike, lighten up.
B-Money: Hey, we understand how bad you guys feel and we were not trying to insult you guys or anything. Do you guys want your skills back? Well, you had very little to begin with.
(Shawn shrugged)
Shawn: It's hard enough as it is, kid.
Charles: Hey, come on, guys; lighten up!.
B-Money: Lindsay, pass me the ball.
(Lindsay opened up the gym bag and took out the basketball that held the NBA players' talents)
(The basketball was revealed, showing that it glowed a golden color and B-Money held up it for everyone to see. The NBA players were amazed and shocked by the glowing basketball)
Muggsy: Whoa! Looks like something from Star Trek!
(B-Money held the ball and looked at the players)
B-Money: Touch it.
(They were hesitant at first)
Shawn: No way, José.
(B-Money looked at Patrick)
B-Money: Patrick, do you want your skills back? All you have to do is touch it.
Patrick: Hey, I don't know, kid.
(B-Money shrugged)
B-Money: Alright, you'll have to go through the rest of the NBA season with a bad game. If you don't want that to happen, touch the ball.
(B-Money gestured it to them)
Shawn: (SIGHS) Well, we tried everything else. Let's just give this a chance.
(Patrick reached his hand to the ball and placed it. He exhaled)
B-Money: Go ahead, Charles; Touch it.
(Charles also placed his hand on the ball and the other players followed Charles and Patrick's examples. As the five players had their hand on the ball, the ball shimmered and the players started shaking. After the shaking stopped, the players gained composure. They did not believe that anything really happened until Michael passed the ball to Muggsy and he caught it with ease. Muggsy gasped in surprise)
Muggsy: Hey, I caught it! I can handle the rock again!
(Muggsy passed the ball to Larry, who dribbled it to the hoop and dunked the ball. He smiled)
Larry: Yeah! I got my powers back!
(Charles received the ball)
Charles: Not bad! Let me show you something! Check this out!
(He dribbled and dunked the ball in with ease, then Patrick and Shawn did the same thing. B-Money, Michael, and the girls looked at them and left with happy smiles; the NBA players got their talents back and the NBA basketball season is back in business!)
(They were about to leave the gym)
Charles (CONT.): Hey, Michael. Why don't you and your friends stay and play a little 3-on-3 with us?
(Michael turned his head to the guys and he politely refused the challenge)
Michael: No thanks, guys.
(Charles smirked at Michael and B-Money)
Charles: Oh, really? What are you gonna do: work on your baseball swing?
(Patrick shoved him)
Patrick: Hey, leave the baseball player alone, man; you know he doesn't play basketball anymore.
Shawn: You know, he probably doesn't even have it anymore, guys.
B-Money: Michael, did you hear that? They said that you might not play basketball anymore.
(Michael looked at the NBA players, who gave him looks of interest and shrugs. Michael smirked at them)
Michael: Well, there's only one way to find out.
(At the United Center ...)
(That night at the Chicago Bulls' home arena, the United Center, everyone in the arena was excited about Michael Jordan's return to the NBA and the NBA superstar was about to make his grand entrance and decided to make a big splash at his return to the NBA)
ANNOUNCER: The Chicago Bulls, welcome back ... MICHAEL JORDAN!
(Everyone in the arena cheered wildly as Michae Jordan walked out on the court with his fellow Chicago Bulls teammates and got comfortable as the game began. B-Money and the girls sat next to Snoop Dogg and R. Kelly, who were glad to see Michael Jordan back in the NBA)
B-Money: Hey, guys, what's up?
(Snoop Dogg high-fived B-Money)
Snoop: Hey, nothin' much, little homie. I'm glad to see that Michael Jordan's actually making a return to the NBA.
R. Kelly: You know? With Michael coming back to play with the Chicago Bulls, I have a feeling that this is going to be one exciting NBA season, especially since the five NBA players finally got their talents back.
B-Money: Yeah, this is going to be amazing. Alright, MJ! Let's go, Bulls!
(The game started as one Chicago Bulls player passed the ball to Michael Jordan and Michael Jordan dunked the ball into the hoop as the credits began to roll)

Live-Action Cast
B-Money Playa as Himself (original OC) (major role)
Michael Jordan as Himself (NBA Legend) (major role)
Wayne Knight as Stan Podolak (supporting role)
Kelsey and Keon Ware as Themselves (original OCs)
Snoop Doggy Dogg as Himself (guest role)
Larry Bird as Himself (cameo appearance)
Dr. Dre as Himself (cameo appearance)
R. Kelly as Himself (cameo appearance)
Victoria Rath as Herself (MonstarzGirl's original OC)
Nada Samspon as Herself (MonstarzGirl's original OC)
Lindsay Walker as Herself (original OC)
Alexandria Jordans as Herself (original OC)
Danielle Williams as Herself (original OC)
Charles Barkley as Himself (NBA Legend)
Patrick Ewing as Himself (NBA Legend)
Muggsy Bogues as Himself (NBA Legend)
Shawn Bradley as Himself (NBA Legend)
Larry Johnson as Himself (NBA Legend)

Voice Cast - The Looney Tunes and Cartoon All-Stars
Billy West as Bugs Bunny, Elmer Fudd, and Woody Woodpecker
Dee Bradley Baker as Daffy Duck, Taz, the Road Runner, Wile E. Coyote, and Toro the Bull
Bob Bergen as Porky Pig, Hubie and Bertie
Joe Alaskey as Tweety Bird, Spike the Bulldog, Marvin the Martian, Plucky Duck, and Beaky Buzzard
Fred Armisen as Speedy Gonzales
Maurice LaMarche as Pepé Le Pew and The Brain
June Foray as Granny and Witch Hazel
Kath Soucie as Lola Bunny, Fifi La Fume, Toralei Stripe, Brandy Harrington, and Marceline the Vampire Queen
Bill Farmer as Sylvester J. Pussycat, Foghorn Leghorn, and Yosemite Sam
Colleen Wainwright as Sniffles the Mouse
Stan Freberg as Chester the Terrier
Rob Paulsen as Yakko Warner, Rev Runner, Pinky, Roger Rabbit, and Gordon
Jess Harnell as Wakko Warner and Secret Squirrel
Tress MacNeille as Dot Warner, Babs Bunny, Ghoulia Yelps, Abbey Bominable, Tecna, and Penelope Pussycat
Molly C. Quinn as Bloom
Christina Rodriguez as Stella, Layla, Clawdeen Wolf, Cleo de Nile, Nefera de Nile, Spectra Vondergeist, and Cornelia Hale
Alejandra Renyoso as Flora
Romi Dames as Musa
Kelly Stables as Roxy, Will Vandom, and Sabrina Spellman
Jennifer Hale as Sam and Mandy
Charles Adler as Buster Bunny and Mr. Whiskers
Dante Basco as Jake Long
Richard Steven Horvitz as Billy, Daggett Doofus Beaver, Waffle, and Invader Zim
Frank Welker as Calamity Coyote
Janice Kawaye as Jenny Wakeman and Ami Onuki
Grey DeLisle as Mandy, Yumi Yoshimura, Creepie Creecher, and Tiffany Turlington
Marty Grabstein as Courage the Cowardly Dog
Candi Milo as Irma Lair
Cree Summer as Taranee Cook
Liza Del Mundo as Hay Lin
Regina King as Huey and Riley Freeman
Cathy Cavadini as Blossom
Tara Strong as Bubbles
Elizabeth "E.G." Daily as Buttercup
Carlos Alazraqui as Lazlo and Rocko Wallaby
Tom Kenny as Heffer Wolfe, Ed, and The Ice King
Doug Lawrence as Filburt Turtle
Nick Bakay as Norbert Foster Beaver
Greg Eagles as The Grim Reaper
Charlie Schlatter as Ace Bunny
Jason Marsden as Danger Duck
Jessica DiCicco as Lexi Bunny
Kevin Michael Richardson as Slam Tasmanian and Tech E. Coyote
Debi Derryberry as Draculaura
Yuri Lowenthal as Deuce Gorgon
Charity James as Frankie Stein
Phil LaMarr as Clawd Wolf and Virgil Hawkins
Christine Cavanaugh as Dexter
Matt Hill as Ed
Samuel Vincent as Double D
Tony Sampson as Eddy
Andrea Taylor as Clover
Lisa Ortiz as Alex
J.G. Quintel as Mordecai
William Salyers as Rigby
Mark Hamill as Skips the Yeti
Jeff Glen Bennett as Johnny Bravo
Michael Dorn as I.M. Weasel
Kyla Pratt as Penny Proud
Alisa Reyes as Lacienega Boulevardez
Christy Carlson Romano as Kim Possible
Will Friedle as Ron Stoppable
Raven-Symone as Monique
Kirsten Storms as Bonnie Rockwaller
Wayne Knight as Mr. Blik
Jeremy Shada as Finn
John DiMaggio as Jake the Dog
Rob Dyrdek as Lil' Rob
Sterling "Steelo" Brim as Meaty
Lara Jill Miller as Juniper Lee

Voice Cast - The Nerdlucks / The MonStars
Danny DeVito as Mr. Swackhammer
Jocelyn Blue as Nerdluck Pound
Catherine Reitman as Nerdluck Bupkus
June Melby as Nerdluck Bang
Colleen Wainwright as Nerdluck Nawt
Charity James as Nerdluck Blanko
Darnell Suttles as MonStar Pound
Dorian Harewood as MonStar Bupkus
Joey Carmen as MonStar Bang
T.K. Carter as MonStar Nawt
Steve Kehela as MonStar Blanko

Animation by
Bruce W. Smith
Darnell Van Citters
Tony Cervone

Music by
James Newton Howard
J. Eric Schmidt

Songs Featured
"I Believe I Can Fly" by R. Kelly
"Space Jam (Theme Song)" by Quad City DJ's
"That's The Way (I Like It)" by Spin Doctors featuring Biz Markie
"Upside Down (Round-N-Round)" by Salt-N-Pepa
"Givin' U All That I Got" by Robyn S.
"Hit 'Em High (The MonStars' Anthem)" by B-Real, Busta Rhymes, Coolio, LL Cool J, and Method Man
"Buggin'" by Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, and Elmer Fudd
"Basketball Jones" by Barry White and Chris Rock
"Fly Like An Eagle" by Seal
"For You I Will" by Monica
"I Found My Smile Again" by D'Angelo
"Who Am I? (What's My Name)" by Snoop Dogg
"Nuthin' But A G Thang" by Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg
"All of My Days" by Changing Faces featuring Jay-Z and R. Kelly
"Street Dreams (Remix)" by Nas featuring R. Kelly
"Mercy" by Kanye West, Big Sean, Pusha T, and 2 Chainz
"Victory" by Puff Daddy featuring The Notorious B.I.G. and Busta Rhymes
"I'm A Boss (Remix)" by Meek Mill & Rick Ross featuring T.I., Lil' Wayne, Birdman, and DJ Khaled
"B.M.F. (Blowin' Money Fast) (Remix)" Rick Ross featuring Yo Gotti and Styles P

Written, Directed, and Produced by
KidsWBYungsta

Special Thanks to
MonstarzGirl, who is the main inspiration of the "Looney Tunes & Space Jam" series

(After the credits roll, Bugs Bunny pulls the credits screen off and munches on a carrot)
Bugs: Well, that's all, folks!
(Porky Pig then steps in)
Porky: Th-Th-That's my line! Th-Th-Th-"
(Porky was trying to say his famous line until Daffy Duck popped in and stopped him)
Daffy: Step aside, Babe! Let a star do this! THAT'S ALL, F-!
(Daffy, however, was interrupted as the Nerdlucks pushed him out of the rings, making him crash to the ground)
Nerdlucks: That's all, folks!
(Suddenly, Michael Jordan pulls the screen up)
B-Money: Can we go home now?"
(Michael pulls the screen back down as "That's all, Folks!" is written on the screen)