Toy Story Toons: Hawaiian Vacation script

(Walt Disney Pictures logo: The short version of the CGI castle)
(Pixar Animation Studios logo: The short version which starts with the completed logo and only includes Luxo Jr. looking up)
(TITLE CARD: TOY STORY TOONS)
(TITLE CARD: HAWAIIAN VACATION)
(INT. BONNIE'S BEDROOM – DAY. It's winter. White snow blankets the house)
WOODY: Okay, it's two o'clock. The bell at Sunnyside have rung, so Bonnie are officially on her winter break.
(The Toys cheer)
Woody: Soon she'll be flying off to...
Buzz: Hay-way-I.
Woody: It's Hawaii, Buzz. Does anybody have a vacation plan?
(Later, TRIXIE and REX works on the computer)
Trixie: Rex and I have been working on our massively multiplayer, online, role-playing game profiles.
(FANFARE)
COMPUTER: The Rexing Bull!
Rex: That's me! Can you make my arms bigger?
Trixie: Oh, yeah. Enhancing.
(She makes Rex's arms bigger)
REX: Oh, yes!
(HAMM, CHUCKLES, and BUTTERCUP are playing Go Fish. MR. POTATO HEAD and MRS. POTATO HEAD approaches)
Buttercup: Potato Head, you in?
Mrs. Potato Head: Sorry, fellas. He's all mine.
Mr. Potato Head: We're going to have a fun-filled week, just the two of us.
(Mrs. Potato Head pulls him away. Mr. Potato Head takes out the arm and eye to make him join the game)
Mr. Potato Head: Deal me in.
(His eye and arm join in to play cards. MR. PRICKLEPANTS is addressing the ALIENS in the audition)
Mr. Pricklepants: Thank you all for coming to the audition. Number one, action.
Alien #1: Ooh!
Mr. Pricklepants: Dreadful. Next.
Alien #2: Ooh!
Mr. Pricklepants: Horrifying. Next.
Alien #3: Ooh!
Mr. Pricklepants: Brilliant!
(One of the Peas-in-Pod notice Bonnie coming)
Pea #2: Bonnie's coming!
(The Toys go lifeless)
BONNIE: Vacation to Hawaii!
(BONNIE enters her room, dropping the backpack)
Bonnie: Going on vacation! Vacation, vacation.
(She grabs her suitcase)
BONNIE'S MOM: Bonnie!
Bonnie: Coming, Mom!
(She leaves)
Bonnie: Bye, toys.
(The Toys come alive)
Woody: All right, folks, let the relaxing begin.
Rex: Hooray!
Woody: Ready to lose at checkers, Slink?
Slinky: When pigs fly.
Hamm: Actually, I had an uncle who was a pilot.
Buttercup: Really?
Hamm: No, not really.
(The backpack zips opens, revealing BARBIE and KEN)
Barbie: Oh!
Ken: Here's your bag, Barbie. You can put my luggage right here.
Barbie: Oh, Ken, this is so exciting!
Ken: Picture! Say "sunscreen."
Barbie: Sunscreen.
KEN: Perfect. Ka-click.
WOODY: Barbie? Ken?
Woody: Woody? Hey! You guys are in Hawaii, too! Groovy. We stowed away in Bonnie's backpack. How did you guys get here?
Woody: Uh, Ken, this is Bonnie's bedroom.
(Ken's face widens)
Ken: What?
(The car horn beeps)
Dolly: And there she goes.
(Ken ran to the window)
Ken: No. No, no. No, no. No! Bonnie! You can't go. Not without the back…pack.
MR. POTATO HEAD: Let me get this straight. You thought Bonnie would take her school backpack on vacation?
Hamm: Oh, boy.
(Ken ran up to the backpack)
Ken: Hawaii! You have to take us to Hawaii!
Zipper: Sorry, sir. I just zip and unzip. I don't actually fly.
Ken: Hey? Oh…
Barbie: Ken?
Ken: I, uh… I'll be right back.
(He gets in the backpack, sobbing. Barbie looks at the book about Hawaii)
Barbie: Oh! He's been planning this vacation for months.
Dolly: Wow. That's a lot of numbering. Did he do that all by himself?
Barbie: Ken doesn't know I know, but this is where he planned to have our very first kiss.
Mr. Potato Head: You haven't kissed yet?
(Mrs. Potato Head hits him)
Mr. Potato Head: Ow!
Barbie: It would have been the perfect vacation.
(Woody looks at everyone. He know the right thing to do)
(INT. BACKPACK – DAY. Ken continues to sob)
BARBIE: Ken, could you please come out here?
KEN: No!
BARBIE: I can't decide if this handbag matches my shoes.
Ken: Well, are you wearing the pumps or the espadrilles?
(He opens the zipper until…)
Jessie: Aaaalo-ha!
(INT. BONNIE'S BEDROOM – DAY. The room is all decorated with the Hawaiian imagination)
Ken: Uh…
(The Toys set up the Hawaii theme)
Woody: Welcome to paradise. We've got the vacation of your dreams all planned out for you!
Mr. Potato Head: Welcome to the Bonnielikeoke Motel.
Ken: I thought we were staying in a resort.
(Jessie puts the resort sign behind the motel sign)
Mr. Potato Head: Welcome to the Bonnielikeoke Resort.
Ken: This is great!
(First, sea diving)
Buzz: (reading) "Immerse yourself in a whole new world when you go deep sea diving!"
Ken: Oh! I've got the perfect outfit!
(Ken and Barbie dive into the water, its bubbles created by the Alien)
BARBIE: Ooh!
KEN: Whoa, look at that.
BARBIE: Oh! Beautiful.
Hamm: Watch this.
(He turns on the TV and…)
BOTH: Aargh!
Hamm: Shark Week.
Buttercup: Nice.
BUZZ: Next up, a guided nature hike.
(Next, nature hike)
Mrs. Potato Head: There's the official Hawaiian state bird, the Nene.
(Rex plays as the Nene)
Rex: Nay-nay.
KEN: Ka-click.
Mr. Potato Head: And the state fish, the humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
(Mr. Pricklepants plays as the state fish)
Ken: Ka-click
Mrs. Potato Head: And a pineapple.
(Mr. Potato Head plays as a pineapple)
Mr. Potato Head: How you doing?
Ken: Ka-click.
(Next, sunbathing. Ken and Barbie sunbathes and turns around and lay on their backs)
(Next, fishing. They went on the boat ride. Trixie plays the boat captain. Ken and Barbie tried to fish but something lost something. Trixie whispers to Ken)
Trixie: Psst! You're not wearing any pants.
Ken: Oh!
(Next, horse back riding)
Woody: Ride like the wind, Bullseye!
(Bullseye takes off with Barbie)
Barbie: Whoo-hoo!
Ken: Ride like the wind, Buttercup!
Buttercup: Okay! Get off me.
(Next, surfing. Ken and Barbie test out the waves)
Barbie: You're really ripping those curls, Ken.
Ken: Ha-ha! Watch me hang ten, Babs.
(Rex falls, causing Ken to fly and hit the paper wall. Buttercup, Dolly, and Hamm are playing Go Fish)
Dolly: Gin.
KEN: I'm okay.
(Next, luau. DUSK. Chuckles plays the ukulele guitar and sings in Hawaiian. Ken and Barbie is having dinner at the luau)
Mr. Pricklepants: Dinner is served. (IMITATES CORK POPPING)
(The Aliens appear and Hamm plays as the meal)
Hamm: I should've seen this coming.
(Jessie appears)
Jessie: The entertainment will start in just a moment. (YELLS) Hey, Buzz!
(Chuckles pulls out drums and begins to play with the Aliens and the Barrel of Monkeys dance. Mr. Pricklepants, Woody, and Dolly hula dances. Buzz appears)
Spanish Buzz: Hola damas y caballeros. (Hello ladies and gentlemen.)
(He pulls out a glow stick, bends it, and dances)
Woody: Barbie, we're almost ready for the place where you have your first…
Barbie: Thanks, but I got this one covered. Hey, Ken, come with me for a minute.
Ken: Oh. Okay.
Jessie: Woody, the beach is all set.
(The Toys set up the beach)
Spanish Buzz: Hemos eliminado la caca de la arena para gatos. (We removed the poop from the kitty litter.)
Mrs. Potato Head: Spanish is so beautiful!
(Slinky calls out)
Slinky: Hey, everybody, look out the window.
(The Toys went to the window. Ken and Barbie went outside, wearing their winter coats)
Slinky: What are they doing out there?
Buttercup: It's got to be a bazillion degrees below.
Hamm: Good thing they wore the 1982 Winter Weekend Collection.
(Ken leaned forward and kissed Barbie)
Woody: Looks like she does have this one covered.
Dolly: Ka-click.
Mrs. Potato Head: How romantic!
Mr. Potato Head: Yeah. Until they fall off the deck.
(Ken and Barbie walked and…they fell into the snow. Everybody is silent)
Hamm: I'll get the shovel.
(He leaves)
(THE END)

CAST (in order of appearance)
Tom Hanks – Woody
Tim Allen – Buzz Lightyear
Joan Cusack – Jessie
Kristen Schaal – Trixie
Wallace Shawn – Rex
Axel Geddes – Rexing Bull
Jeff Garlin – Buttercup
Estelle Harris – Mrs. Potato Head
Don Rickles – Mr. Potato Head
Timothy Dalton – Mr. Pricklepants
Jeff Pidgeon – Aliens
Zoe Levin – Peas-in-a-Pod
Emily Hahn – Bonnie
Lori Alan – Bonnie's mom
Blake Clark – Slinky Dog
John Ratzeberger – Hamm
Michael Keaton – Ken
Jodi Benson – Barbie
Bonnie Hunt – Dolly
Angus MacLane – Captain Zip
Bud Luckey – Chuckles
Javier Fernandez-Pena – Spanish Buzz
VOCALISTS: Edie Lehmann Boddicker, Randy Crenshaw

(POST-CREDITS SCENE)
[INT. BONNIE'S BEDROOM – DAY. Ken and Barbie were frozen solid. The Toys were using the dryer to make the ice melt)
Buzz: Best vacation ever.
Woody: Yeah.