Friday, June 22, 2018

Alice in Wonderland off-screen voiceovers

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LORINA: "Wanted leaders,
and had been of late
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ALICE: Oh, dear.
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DOORKNOB: This won't do at all.
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ALICE: Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
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-Yes, but...
-DODO: All right, let's have it now.
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DODO: Look lively.
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-I'm late.
-DODO: Don't step on the fish.
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DODO: Watch it. Stop kicking that
mackerel. Brilliant. Jolly well done.
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TWEDDLEDEE:
Mr. Walrus, said the carpenter
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-The time has come
-TWEEDLEDEE: The walrus said
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TWEEDLEDEEBut Mother Oyster
winked her eye
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-And stay right here
-TWEEDLEDEE: Mum said
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TWEEDLEDEE:
But answer there came none
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TWEEDLEDUM: And this was
scarcely odd because
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RABBIT: Mary Ann. Drat that girl.
Where could she have put them?
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RABBIT: A monster.
A monster, Dodo, in my house.
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-Thank goodness.
-RABBIT: What is it?
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RABBIT: Oh! Bill! Bill, we need
a lazard with a lidder.
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-Oh, no.
-DODO: Oh-ho...
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-Curious butterflies.
-FLOWER: Bread-and-butterflies.
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-FLOWER: Naturally.
-I beg your pardon, but did you...
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FLOWER: Ever see an Alice
with a blossom like that?
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-It is not.
-ALICE: Well, it is to me.
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CATRPILLAR: Stop!
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CATERPILLAR: By the way,
I have a few more helpful hints.
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-CHESHIRE CAT: Lose something?
-Oh!
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ALICE: How very curious.
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HARE: If there are no objections,
let it be unanimous
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HATTER: A very merry unbirthday
HARE: A very merry unbirthday
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-You must have a cup of tea.
-ALICE: That would be nice.
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-Oh, dear.
-HATTER: Oh, my.
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HARE: Mad watch.
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HATTER: Oh, my!
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-And it was an unbirthday present, too.
-HARE: In that case...
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ALICE: Oh, erm... Excuse me.
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COMMANDER: Cards, halt!
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-And the king.
-CARD: Hooray!
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-QUEEN: You?
-No. Two.
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-Yes. And I was hoping...
-QUEEN: Look up. Speak nicely.
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COMMANDER: Shuffle deck!
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QUEEN: Someone's head
will roll for this.
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-Hmm?
-QUEEN: Hmm...
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RABBIT: The March Hare.
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RABBIT: The Dormouse.
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RABBIT: The Mad Hatter.
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QUEEN: Somebody's head
is going to roll for this!
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QUEEN: Don't let her get away!
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LORINA: Alice! Alice!
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