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NARRATOR: The outlook wasn't
brilliant for the Mudville nine that day.
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NARRATOR: The coach was really
worried when Cooney went to bat,
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-You're out!
-VISITOR: Attaboy!
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SPECTATOR: Yeah, run that
guy outta town on the rails.
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NARRATOR: Barrows was the next
one up and Barrows made a hit.
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NARRATOR:
A straggling few got up to go,
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NARRATOR: The next one in the
lineup was no-hit Jimmy Blake.
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-(WHISTLES)
-COLONNA: But mostly the ladies
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-(WHISTLES)
-COLONNA: But mostly the ladies
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COLONNA: Egad, when he goes
To bat hang on to your hat
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NARRATOR: The pitcher's nerves were
jagged and his knees began to shake.
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NARRATOR: The umpire said.
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NARRATOR:
Yelled a cutie from the stands.
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-NARRATOR: Unquote.
-(BOOING)
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NARRATOR: The sneer is gone
from Casey's lip.
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NARRATOR: Ah, yes.
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COLONNA: (SINGING)
Somewhere men are laughing
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COLONNA: (SUSTAINING NOTE) All...
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NARRATOR: Now,
this is a story of, uh, uh, uh,
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NARRATOR: (AS SASCHA) "Hello,
Petie. What goes? Where ya goin', huh?
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NARRATOR: The wolf!
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MAN: One, two, three.
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-Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
-DRIVER: Hyah!
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EDDY: Ahh
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NARRATOR: Publicity, yes.
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WILLIE: Mammy's little baby
Loves shortenin', shortenin'
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NARRATOR: After all these years
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NARRATOR: At last,
the long years of patient waiting
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WILLIE: Figaro!
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NARRATOR: Ah, but they
hadn't heard the half of it.
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-La-la-la-la-la-la
-NARRATOR: Tenor.
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-La-la-la-la-la-la
-NARRATOR: Baritone.
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-La-la-la-la-la-la
-NARRATOR: And bass.
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TETTI TATTI: Let-a me up!
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NARRATOR:
Stubborn, deluded Tetti Tatti.
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NARRATOR: Now Willie
will never sing at the Met.
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