MAN: Oh.
KREI: No!
KREI: Yes.
MAN: Fred.
HIRO: Ow?
HIRO: Fred.
RALPH: No!
POUND: Ho!
RALPH: Kid!
DUSTY: Oh.
HIRO: Wow!
AGDAR: No!
FROG: Wow!
KERMIT: No!
DUSTY: Huh.
GO GO: Hiro.
ELINOR: Aha.
WASABI: Ah...
SPARKY: So...
BLADE: Dusty.
FOZZIE: Ooh!
PRINCE: Ooh!
WASABI: Hey!
WASABI: Hiro!
DUSTY: Maru?
FRED: Oh, no!
FOZZIE: A-ha!
FAUNA: Rose!
JANICE: Yeah.
KERMIT: Wow.
KERMIT: Wow.
RALPH: Whoa!
ASHLEY: Hey!
GO GO: Mmm.
SEA SALT: No!
HIRO: Tadashi!
HIRO: Nothing!
FRED: No way!
HIRO: Baymax!
HIRO: Arms up.
PHILLIP: Whoa!
BUPKUS: Ouch!
WALTER: Yeah.
FLOYD: Kermit!
POUND: Kermit!
BLADE: Champ,
WALTER: Got it!
KERMIT: Piggy?
DOMINIC: Sure.
FLORA: Uh-huh.
CLAMINA: Tree!
ELINOR: Merida!
BUPKUS: Heave!
PHILLIP: Never?
CHUG: "TMST"?
KERMIT: Clami?
SKIPPER: Dusty.
GUARD: My lord!
FOZZIE: Kermit?
DOMINIC: Okay.
CALYPSO: I will!
CLAMINA: Wow.
KERMIT: Oh, no.
WALTER: Guys?
DOMINIC: Good.
CLAMINA: Guys.
HIRO: Hey, guys!
AURORA: Hmm?
BIG PAPA: Aim...
BIG PAPA: There!
BLADE: Too high!
HIRO: Whoo-hoo!
CHUG: California!
HIRO: Ready and
SEA SALT: Clami!
FOZZIE: But how?
CLAMINA: Kermit!
CLAMINA: Kermit!
BAYMAX: Oh, no.
BAYMAX: Oh, no.
CHLORINE: Hey!
KREI: That's right.
FLORA: Why not?
MAYDAY: Well, I...
KOHUT: Incoming!
CALYPSO: I can't.
BUPKUS: We did it!
DUSTY: A "SEAT"?
CALYPSO: Where?
FELIX: Ralph, look!
BLADE: Copy that?
MAN: It's all set up.
OFFICER: Move it!
SOLDIER 2: Whoa!
BAYMAX: Tadashi.
MAN: What is that?
CALYPSO: There it is.
CALHOUN: All right.
KERMIT: The gate
FLORA: No magic!
SEA SALT: Grotto!
WOMAN: Come in.
RIZZO: Ha! I'll say.
STEFAN: Yes, but...
DUSTY: How is he?
DR. TEETH: Hurry!
ZOOT: Whoa, man!
BAYMAX: Hello, I...
SEA SALT: Grotto...
NORWOOD: Guilty!
CLAMINA: Conceal
SEA SALT: Let's roll.
SCOOTER: Kermit!
FAUNA: That's right.
VANELLOPE: Yeah!
CLAMINA: Grab on!
GROTTO: Sea Salt!
GO GO: Woman up!
FLORA: Yes, go on.
FELIX: Quitting time!
HIRO: With the pilot.
CHLORINE: Mmm...
FRED: Super Jump!
CHLORINE: Kermit!
MERIDA: Mum, look.
FLOYD: All together.
CASS: Hey, sweetie!
CASS: Hey, sweetie.
CHLORINE: Carrots.
FELIX: Ralph! Ralph!
RALPH: I don't know.
MARU: Blade insists.
MISS PIGGY: What?
MAN: Get back here.
MISS PIGGY: Kermit,
KERMIT: Okay, push!
GROTTO: Whoo-hoo!
FRED: Smokescreen!
CHLORINE: It's 200.
BIG PAPA: Fire! Fire!
PULASKI: Watch out!
SCOOTER: Look out!
MAN: Get up! Get up!
TULIP: That's it, folks.
MAYDAY: Now, pull!
KERMIT: My feldspar!
DOMINIC: Gentlemen.
CALYPSO: Hey, guys!
CHLORINE: Look out!
BIG PAPA: We got her.
QUEEN IDUN: No, no.
LORD MILORI: Clami?
CHLORINE: Run! Run!
PLAYER 2: Mr. Litwak!
HONEY LEMON: Hiro.
DYNAMITE: Pull back!
FAST TONY: Incoming!
MR. LITWAK: Oh, boy.
WALTER: Psst! Kermit!
YAMA: There they are!
RECEPTIONIST: Next!
MISS PIGGY: Kermit...
WALTER: What's that?
POUND: Kermit! Wait!
FRED: That was a bird.
FLOYD: Is he serious?
OFFICER: Get in there.
CALYPSO: Hey, Sven?
SOLDIERS: Beacon up!
DOMINIC: Look at that.
TULIP: Start the pulley!
HIRO: Go for the mask!
JEAN PIERRE: Kermit!
AURORA: Mmm-hmm.
SCOOTER: Okay, chief.
SOLDIER: Grab his arm.
FAUNA: Goodbye, dear.
FAUNA: Lots, lots more.
CLAMINA: It's this way?
FAUNA: Oh, I'd like that.
KERMIT: Melinda. Why?
FERGUS: Leave her be.
BAYMAX: I am Baymax,
MAN: (ON TV) It's alive.
CLAMINA: Second Star
GROTTO: Almost there!
HONEY LEMON: Whoo!
FRED: Double sign-spin.
JEAN PIERRE: Interpol!
TULIP: The snowy owls!
FERGUS: There he goes.
MARU: Hey, Crophopper.
DIPPER: It's so beautiful.
LONE VULTURE: But...
CONSTANTINE: Perfect.
CONSTANTINE: Ah, yes.
FRED: Whoa! Magic hat!
CASS: That's my nephew!
CLAMINA: Do the magic!
ANNOUNCER: Batter up!
FLORA: (GIGGLES) Yes.
WALTER: Well, well, well.
AVALANCHE: Go, Dusty!
ROWLF: Got you, Kermit.
KREI: That's just not true.
MAN 1: Coming through!
SKIPPER: The Fill 'n Fly!
TULIP: Oh, my goodness!
CHLORINE: Whoa! Stop!
CALYPSO: Okay, let's go.
KERMIT: Hey, excuse me!
HERALD: The sun has set!
CLAMINA: Let us through.
CONSTANTINE: Kremlin!
REFEREE: Fighters ready?
SCOOTER: Is she all right?
CALYPSO: Welcome back.
MACRAUCHENIA: Look!
DUSTY: This was my fault.
CONSTANTINE: The bear,
FAUNA: Watch out, Phillip!
LORD MILORI: Ambitious.
MERIDA: I'm the example.
MERRYWEATHER: Flora?
PATCH ON PA: All aircraft,
BLADE: All right, Cabbie...
WALTER: Let's go get him.
FLOYD: I feel so inventive.
TROLL KID: He's napping.
KERMIT: Not much further.
RALPH: No, no! Wait, wait!
DOMINIC: Guys, come on!
CLYDE: Nice share, Ralph.
SAM THE EAGLE: Shawn.
DOMINIC: This looks great.
RALPH: The kid's a natural.
HIRO: I've got more money.
LIBRARY KING: Up there!
RALPH: I'm gonna wreck it!
LIBRARY KING: Look out!
SEA SALT: Calypso, get up!
CALHOUN: All right, Fix-It.
CLAMINA: I owe you a sled.
FOZZIE: That's a nice venue.
CLAMINA: You're welcome.
ROWLF: This is so exciting.
RALPH: So, yeah, naturally,
CHLORINE: So, uh, tell me,
MAN: Watch out, everyone!
KERMIT: It's getting warmer.
CALYPSO: Sorry about that.
FRED: Like you have to ask.
BIG PAPA: She's dangerous.
LONE VULTURE: Unless...
SEA SALT: Go away, Clami.
ANNOUNCER: King Candy!
POUND: Come on, everyone!
FAUNA: Why, it's Maleficent.
HARVEY: You know, Dusty...
CABALLERO: Hey, Miss Pig.
RALPH: I'm telling you, guys,
DOMINIC: See you in Berlin.
TRIDENT: Put the frog down.
SEA SALT: Ow! Not the face!
FERGUS: Try shutting yours!
DRIP: Did you guys see that?
CHLORINE: Come on, Sven.
BIG PAPA: Go, go! Come on!
PHILLIP: You know, Samson,
MELINDA: Ah, this is so nice.
DUSTY: I'll restart my engine.
RALPH: There is no finish line!
CONSTANTINE: I am Kermit.
DUSTY: What? What's wrong?
FERGUS: We've got his track!
FOZZIE: Hmm. Let's see here.
DUSTY: I see them. I've got it.
CAD: Honk, honk! Beep-beep!
TULIP: Look sharp, everyone!
TRIDENT: Put the frog down.
TADASHI: Oh, hey, Professor.
CAD: Hello! Welcome, guests,
AGDAR: The gloves will help.
SKIPPER: Leadbottom, please!
SEA SALT: Forget their noses.
FRED: (GASPS) He's glorious.
BIG PAPA: Go around. Toss it.
CONSTANTINE: It's not there.
NARRATOR: But King Stefan,
CLAMINA: Stop! Put us down!
DUSTY: I'll get out on my own.
CLAMINA: It's a 100-foot drop.
FLORA: She'll be perfectly safe.
FAUNA: Just do your best, dear.
SKIPPER: You can do it, Dusty.
MERIDA: And, Lord Macintosh,
BRODI: Oh, for crying out loud.
WASABI: "Dr. Slaughter, MD"?
BAYMAX: Seatbelts save lives.
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's key.
POUND: Oh, yes, I'm right here.
SKIPPER: Snap into those turns.
CAD: What's going on up there?
SONIC: If you leave your game,
FERGUS: Crivens, you're fierce.
CHUG: We're proud of you, pal!
CABBIE: That's why we're here.
CALYPSO: Ha! They're serious.
HIRO: Callaghan? He was there?
DIPPER: That's my Dust Muffin!
SOLDIER 1: This way, this way!
ROBIN: Get back, Uncle Kermit.
BIG PAPA: Put your back into it!
CALLAGHAN: Mr. Krei is right.
PULASKI: Move along. That's it.
BEAUREGARD: Let's go, guys!
HARVEY AND WINNIE: Help!
FLORA: Oh, we need more, dear.
POUND: Welcome, Miss Winkle.
CLAMINA: I'm not going extinct.
LEW ZEALAND: Wait a minute.
BLACKOUT: Go, go, go, go, go!
MISS POOGY: Squash that frog!
DOTTIE: Yeah, I haven't actually
FERGUS: You want a fresh one?
RALPH: Tried to delete her code?
MARU: Cabbie, how's it looking?
BLADE: Champ, load and return.
PATCH: All aircraft, be advised...
MERIDA: Where are these wisps?
DYNAMITE: Let's clear this road.
BAYMAX: I have some concerns.
DOMINIC: And more good news.
CHLORINE: Okay, okay, I'm out.
CHLORINE: What are you doing?
RALPH: Felix and the Nicelanders
BAR TRUCK: Can you believe it?
OFFICERS: Cease fire! Cease fire!
CLAMINA: What's going on here?
AARDVARK DAD: Say, buddy...
LORD MACINTOSH: ...my liege?
MACRAUCHENIA: Whoa, whoa!
CHUG: Nobody has your gearbox.
MAN 2: We're taking this set apart.
JEAN PIERRE: 37 hours. Not bad.
SAM THE EAGLE: I hate Europe.
STEFAN: Well, I suppose in time...
DOMINIC: Colonel Blood's locket.
MALEFICENT: Touch the spindle.
POUND: All together. All together.
DOMINIC: That would look weird.
LEADBOTTOM: I'll tell you what,
HUBERT: Of course! To the home!
CALLAGHAN: You must be Hiro.
DYNAMITE: Looks good, Cabbie.
KING CANDY: Okay, calm down.
DUSTY: Whoa! Look at this place.
PATCH: Dynamite just reported in.
FAUNA: Don't forget a pretty bow.
MAN: It's Princess Clamina's horse.
WYNNCHEL: Come on! Go! Roll!
DYNAMITE: All right. We're clear.
FERGUS: I'm sure it went this way.
DOMINIC: Colonel Thomas Blood.
JEAN PIERRE: Get out of the way.
CLAMINA: I think, actually, it's up.
LONE VULTURE: It's very simple.
FLORA: Oh, I'll think of something.
DR. TEETH: You guys are so alike.
KERMIT: No! No! (SCREAMING)
BLADE: Dipper, move into position.
BLADE: Not under these conditions.
TROLL 3: She's like a little cupcake.
HIRO: If we're gonna catch that guy,
CHLORINE: The Tower of London.
KERMIT: Is everybody here? Yeah?
VANELLOPE: What, are you crazy!
RALPH: What is this, another game?
LEADBOTTOM: Come on, Skipper.
RALPH: Yeah, I got that. Thank you.
MERIDA: But every once in a while,
CALYPSO: What's wrong with you?
BIG MEAN CARL: Come on! Push!
DYNAMITE: Let's keep up the pace!
CONSTANTINE: Where is that key?
CALYPSO: Last one there is a fossil!
MARU: You got less than four hours.
QUEEN MELODY: But never again.
WOMAN: Sending over to wardrobe!
FOZZIE: I can't hold on much longer!
QUEEN MELODY: Kermit the Frog.
DOMINIC: Of course we invited him,
CHLORINE: Whoa! (CHUCKLING)
KERMIT: You've got the wrong frog!
WASABI: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
TROLL 2: His thing with the reindeer
SAM THE EAGLE: Stay on the road!
TROLL 1: Like his peculiar brain dear
FLORA: Bolt the door, Merryweather.
SCOOTER: What an action sequence!
FAST TONY: Did he say Eviscerator?
WOMAN 1: So, where is the princess?
BUPKUS: Hurry! It's nearly out of ice!
WALTER: I can't believe that worked!
AURORA: Why, it's my dream prince.
SCOOTER: That thing really is handy.
ANNOUNCER: Taffyta Muttonfudge!
DANNY TREJO: I really need this job
HUBERT: Tonight, we toast the future,
KERMIT: (MUFFLED) I can't breathe.
BUNSEN: That's right, Mr. Kermit, sir.
MARU: Okay, that's good. Slow, slow.
STEFAN: Now, be reasonable, Hubert.
STEFAN: Right, Hubert. To the future.
KERMIT: We did it! Great work, guys!
SOUR BILL: Citizens of Sugar Rush...
GUSTAV: Me! Me! I'm in charge here!
QUEEN MELODY: Oh, my goodness.
FELIX: The vines. They're Laffy Taffy.
BLADE: If we're gonna save the lodge,
MERIDA: Mum, you can't go out there.
UNCLE DEADLY: Copy that, Gustav!
JEAN PIERRE: Madrid, here we come!
KERMIT: Police! They're gonna kill us!
MISS PIGGY: No, what are you doing?
DIPPER: (MUFFLED) Hold on, Dusty!
SKIPPER: Propwash Junction to Dusty.
SKIPPER: Propwash Junction to Dusty.
HIRO: I know what you're going to say.
MAN: His royal highness Prince Phillip!
BANG: Put your muscle into it, Poundy!
CHLORINE: Stay out of sight, Calypso.
FAUNA: (CRYING) We're all to blame.
MISS PIGGY: "Hole in the Wall Club"?
ROWLF: Okay. Can we get down now?
PATCH: I read you, Crophopper Seven.
DOMINIC: I can't go. I don't need to go.
PATCH: All aircraft, we've got two fires.
KERMIT: Thank you, Dominic. Thanks.
VANELLOPE: Okay, good. Little more.
NARRATOR: On a planet with no name
POUND: (LAUGHING) Sneaky glacier.
NARRATOR: And so, for 16 long years,
FLOYD: Yeah, you heard the man, Pepé.
KING CANDY: Now, now! (LAUGHS)
LORD MILORI: Keeper? Are you here?
CLAMINA: You mean, the love experts?
CONSTANTINE: Nice of him to label it.
KERMIT: The freeze. It's moving so fast.
TRIDENT: That's the end of that chapter.
DOMINIC: Look at this. This might help.
KERMIT: No, you've got the wrong frog.
GUSTAV: This is Gustav calling Deadly!
SWEETUMS: Keep waltzing, Mr. Waltz!
LONE VULTURE: Flood's real, all right.
ROWLF: He's right over here. Room two.
MUPPET LIBRARIAN: Two, three, four
RALPH: No, no, no! Wait a second! Aah!
WOMAN: This is gonna be a bumpy ride!
CONSTANTINE: Yes. Auf Wiedersehen,
DOMINIC: Okay, let's put this to the vote.
CLAMINA: I've never felt anything like it!
CONSTANTINE: This tuxedo is too tight.
MISS PIGGY: What's going on over there?
ANNOUNCER:
Vanellope von Schweetz!
FRED:
Yeah! They made it!
WALTER:
He is afraid of Walter.
GO GO:
You gotta be kidding me.
WASABI:
We're not gonna make it!
WASABI:
We're not gonna make it!
BAYMAX:
Functionality improved.
AUTOMATED VOICE:
3... 2... 1...
TADASHI:
This is Tadashi Hamada.
TECHNICIAN:
Field breach! Abort!
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Pod engaged.
WASABI:
That's what I'm talking about.
HONEY LEMON:
He's trying to kill us!
HONEY LEMON:
We're gonna make it!
CHUG ON PA:
Ladies and gentleplanes,
CALLAGHAN:
This is your decision, Hiro.
ELINOR:
Merida, come along, sweetheart.
KERMIT:
You guys are gonna love this place.
GRAND PABBIE:
You must learn to control it.
FAUNA:
That's for the feet to go through.
PULASKI:
Remember to avoid the smoke
KERMIT:
I just heard you're going extinct.
NARRATOR:
In a faraway land long ago,
CHLORINE:
You are a sight for sore eyes.
BLADE:
How you planning on doing that?
BLADE:
Airway Meadow should be clear.
FAUNA:
Oh, why did we leave her alone?
MARU:
It was just a routine day on the set.
BAYMAX:
His blood type is AB-negative.
PEPE:
Rizzo, your eyes do not deceive you.
KREI OVER PA:
This beautiful new campus
LORD MACGUFFIN:
Bah, it's just a legend.
CLAMINA:
All right. I'm just blocking you out
GROTTO:
If you play dead, you'll be dead!
DUSTY:
We're headed straight into the fire.
KERMIT:
Um... Oh, I know. Favorite star?
CONSTANTINE:
What is happening here?
DUSTY:
This is what you trained me to do!
GERDA:
Oh, you poor girl, you're freezing.
CONSTANTINE:
We will both go together.
ANNOUNCER:
What's this? Cherry bombs!
BLADE:
Fighting wildfire means flying low.
ROWLF:
Hurry, guys. What if we're too late?
MISS POOGY:
Throw him in the compacter!
CHUG:
One, two, three, lil' jon-jon, and five.
SCOOTER:
There's no time to explain, chief.
DR. TEETH:
I can't wait for that. World tour!
KERMIT:
Uh-oh. This ain't going to be good.
MAYDAY:
You see, instead of dusting crops,
BLADE:
Windlifter, you're clear to maneuver.
MISS PIGGY:
Dominic, Dominic! Five songs.
ROBIN:
Isn't there anyone else we can talk to?
FEMALE ANNOUNCER ON PA:
Attention!
PATCH:
Fire is due to an unattended campfire.
ANNOUNCER:
Next presenter, Hiro Hamada.
BUNSEN:
At no point were you in any danger.
OL' JAMMER:
All right, everybody, stay calm.
PATCH ON RADIO:
Windlifter, do you copy?
OL' JAMMER:
This is a mandatory evacuation,
TRIDENT:
Slow down. I can only listen so fast.
DOMINIC:
He's got a cold. That's why his voice
MISS PIGGY:
What is going on at my wedding?
CALYPSO:
It's not like we're bats or something.
WOMAN OVER RADIO:
Cabin pressure is go.
CONSTANTINE:
It's got to be here somewhere.
AUTOMATED VOICE:
Data transfer complete.
MALE CUSTOMER:
Tapper, I need a root beer.
KERMIT:
The main entrance is too well-guarded.
GERMAN DIGNITARY:
But if the temperatures
MAYDAY:
Yeah. A "Single Engine Air Tanker."
ANNOUNCER:
All units, we have a code 904-S.
OL' JAMMER:
That's the problem, Mr. Secretary.
SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR:
That's right.
GUSTAV:
Passengers, here's our final destination.
AARDVARK DAD:
Kids, look! A Frost Princess!
LORD MACGUFFIN:
Think we should lay a trap?
LINK HOGTHROB:
Let's see. Where am I seated?
LORD DINGWALL:
I'm doing all the pulling here.
VULTURE:
Do not leave your children unattended.
NARRATOR:
Fondly had these monarchs dreamed
LORD DINGWALL:
I propped it open with a stick.
ANNOUNCER:
Look at them go! Into the final lap.
PATCH ON PA:
Listen up, y'all, we got big trouble.
LEADBOTTOM:
I'll tell you how much. Too much!
LEW ZEALAND:
You sure look pretty, Miss Piggy.
CONCIERGE PITTY:
Move along. Quickly, please.
LEADBOTTOM:
And, hey, if you don't, it's all right.
LORD MACGUFFIN:
Down you go, you scoundrel.
JEAN PIERRE:
Les Muppets, you are all under arrest.
LONE VULTURE:
There is some good news, though.
CONSTANTINE:
Which room am I supposed to be in?
AUTOMATED VOICE:
T-minus 30 seconds to launch.
MAXIMUM WINTER LIBRARIAN:
In the Big House
SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR:
Both roads are open.
LORD MACGUFFIN:
You can see my house from here.
LONE VULTURE:
Bowl's gonna fill up. Ain't no way out.
LORD MACINTOSH:
Oh, and what exactly are we after...
SAM THE EAGLE:
Come on. Let's go over the files again.
UNCLE DEADLY:
This is Uncle Deadly calling to Gustav!
PROPWASH TOWER:
Roger. Proceed direct to the numbers.
MAXIMUM WINTER LIBRARIAN:
How many people does he need?
-MAN: And cut!
-(EXCITED CHATTER)
-MISS PIGGY: We got it.
-We got it, yup.
-CLAMINA: Calypso...
-(GIGGLES)
-KERMIT: Piggy, wait! I'm sorry!
-(FOO FOO BARKING)
-DR. TEETH: Thank you.
-Mmm-hmm.
-BANG: Okay, Poundy.
-Right!
-BUPKUS: Snowy owls!
-Kermit?
-CALYPSO: You ready for the drop-off?
-(OWL SQUAWKS)
-CLAMINA: Keeper. Keeper!
-Yes, what...
-OAKEN: Yoo-hoo.
-Hmm?
-GIRL 1: Piñata!
-(CHEERING)
-PITCHERS: Do burros eat their young?
-It's not a very satisfying ending.
-WOMAN: Right.
-(CHUCKLING) Gather around.
-DOMINIC: It's just, uh...
-What?
-CONSTANTINE: I have idea.
-What?
-GROTTO: Smoke them!
-(GASPS)
-SEA SALT: (PANTING) Help!
-(GASPS)
-CALYPSO: Guys!
-All clear!
-CLAMINA: Says who?
-(GRUNTS)
-GROTTO: Slowpoke!
-(GRUNTING)
-CLAMINA: Need help?
-No. No. Just, uh, catching my breath.
-CLAMINA: Kermit.
-(GASPS)
-CALYPSO: Sixty!
-Wait. What is that?
-FLOYD: There she is!
-She's so wintery.
-KERMIT: Police!
-Kermit?
-KERMIT: Police.
-Give us a pose!
-CALYPSO: Go.
-No, no, no. Clami, wait.
-TROLL 1: Chlorine's here!
-Chlorine's home!
-SOLDIER 1: Yes, Your Grace.
-(SOLDIERS AGREEING)
-BANG: Heave!
-Ho!
-ANIMAL: Kermit.
-(GASPS)
-KERMIT: Uh...
-Wait!
-BIRD: Where's your big happy family?
-What if I am a Frost Princess?
-SEA SALT: Whoa!
-Come on, come on, run!
-CONSTANTINE: Come here, frog!
-(EXCLAIMS)
-ROWLF: Kermit!
-Boy, I missed you, guys!
-DOMINIC: Thank you.
-Au revoir, Muppets.
-Oh.
-MISS PIGGY: Or...
-Okay?
-ZUCCHINI BROTHER: I'm okay!
-You and me.
-KERMIT: Ahem! Good evening.
-(MURMURING)
-KERMIT: That ain't what I meant.
-Well, he seems like a nice guy.
-ROWLF: Yeah.
-For our what?
-FOZZIE: Hey, guys!
-(MUPPETS CHEERING)
-ANIMAL: Germany!
-(ALL GASP)
-GONZO: What?
-(WHIMPERS)
-WOMAN: Corrine, come here!
-Room two.
-FLOYD: Oh, man.
-There he is.
-ROWLF: Kermit!
-(HORN BLOWS)
-TULIP: Places, everyone!
-How dare you?
-MISS POOGY: He's not Constantine!
-Wow.
-LORD MILORI: Hello.
-I can live with that.
-CLAMINA: Here we go.
-Good job.
-ASHLEY: Question.
-(ALL SCREAMING)
-GIRL 2: Mommy!
-All right. It's your funeral.
-MAN: Look behind you!
-Can I just have a quick word?
-CONSTANTINE: No.
-(STATUES SMASHING)
-DOMINIC: Where is it?
-Huh?
-GROTTO: Help!
-Bleh!
-CLAMINA: Okay.
-Bark down is drier.
-MAN 1: Bark up!
-we can get Calypso.
-CLAMINA: No, no, no.
-(WHIMPERS)
-GROTTO: Yeah!
-Oh! Oh! Oh!
-SEA SALT: Calypso! Calypso!
-Oh, uh-uh. Did you just...
-CLAMINA: No, I didn't mean...
-Stop moving!
-CLAMINA: Whoa!
-Just apologize!
-CLAMINA: No.
-Yes. (CHUCKLES)
-POUND: Sorry!
-Bad frog!
-FOZZIE: Animal!
-(ALL GASP)
-LEW ZEALAND: Wait.
-in a timely fashion.
-GONZO: Wait.
-(BOTH GRUNT)
-CHLORINE: That happened.
-Wait, what?
-CHLORINE: Hey!
-(BABY CLAMINA COOING)
-KERMIT: Her head is so bright?
-Whoa!
-TROLL 2: Is that a real girl?
-(DOOR OPENS)
-GERDA: Clami!
-(STRAINING)
-LIBRARY KING: Hurry up!
-Move quickly.
-DANNY TREJO: Careful.
-It won't open!
-LIBRARY KING: It's frozen shut.
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-SEA SALT: Hey! (WHOOPING)
-We raced the water and lost.
-KERMIT: Question.
-That's safer.
-CLAMINA: No. No.
-How did you do that?
-CONSTANTINE: Do what?
-Not a laser web.
-BABY: Ooh, pretty.
-Let us though. Now.
-GUSTAV: Attention!
-There it is.
-GROTTO: Calypso...
-Stay here!
-CALYPSO: Duh!
-(BOTH CHUCKLING)
-MISS PIGGY: Two Kermits?
-(ALL CHEERING)
-DR. TEETH: That's our frog!
-Come on up, Chef!
-SWEDISH CHEF: Okay.
-Whoa!
-SAM THE EAGLE: Not so fast!
-The flood's over!
-GRANDPA: This is my boat now!
ANIMAL: World tour! World tour!
Come on, froggy!
WALTER: Isn't that exciting.
I can't believe it.
TULIP: Hurry, now, hurry!
Let's finish up. Stand by with the pulley.
CALYPSO: It must have come from
the Warm Side. In one of the baskets.
CLAMINA: The most amazing thing
happened. You'll never believe it.
CONSTANTINE: I cannot.
Not after what happened last time.
DOMINIC: What do you think
I'm doing? I'm smashing.
DOMINIC: The last one.
It better be in here.
CONSTANTINE: Yes!
You deserve it, comrades!
JEAN PIERRE: Okay.
What about this comedian bear?
SAM THE EAGLE: The Lemur.
He, too, was here.
GRAND PABBIE: Come, come.
Bring her here to me.
KERMIT: Okay, guys, this is it.
The Winter Woods Finale!
KERMIT: That Smalltown
feller you got on there
KERMIT: 'Cause she knows
what's important.
MISS PIGGY: That's that
Smalltown Muppet fan.
KERMIT: The old gang could
put on a show during Winter.
KERMIT: Okay, Dominic, I thought
we could start our world tour in London.
DOMINIC: Or how about
the world capital of comedy?
SCOOTER: They get their winter coats
to protect them from the cold.
KERMIT: Hansel and Gretel,
Rumpelstiltskin, Golden Goose...
ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome...
BLANKO: Maybe you should
be the test snowflake for a while.
LORD MILORI: He can send it back
to the Warm Side with his next delivery.
CLAMINA: Yesterday,
at the border, my wings.
TRIDENT: Well, that might
be nice, then, meeting a Warm Citizen.
CHLORINE: And how can we
make it more painful?
CLAMINA: And so, in the end,
the little burro reached his mommy,
KERMIT: Okay. I'm gonna jump
on the count of three!
VULTURE: We got an overturned
glyptodon in the far light lane.
DOMINIC: Okay, you have to go,
Number One.
CONSTANTINE: No,
you can not make me go.
80'S ROBOT: You know something,
Mr. Kermit.
TRIDENT: Speaking of sparkling,
we can conclude...
CONSTANTINE: Comrades,
I'm afraid I have bad news.
CONSTANTINE: Welcome, folks,
to Kermit and His Friends, The Muppets.
QUEEN MELODY: Long ago, when
the Magic Kingdom was very young
GROTTO: He thinks you're a jerk
and to go away!
GUSTAV: Yeah, Mother Nature will
be here any moment to field questions.
GONZO: Kermit, we convinced
ourselves that evil frog was you
-ROWLF: This way!
-FLOYD: Come on, guys. Hurry.
-MAN 2: Bark down!
-BOY: Papa!
-GROTTO: Me too!
-CHLORINE: He's not half bad.
-DR. TEETH: Amazing!
-SCOOTER: It's fantastic!
-CALYPSO: Bravery is just dumb.
-CLAMINA: You can't be two things!
-WALTER: Whoo-hoo!
-SEA SALT: They made it!
TAPIR BOY 2: Get out of the way!
TAPIR BOY 1: Run for your live!
WOMAN 2: Where could she be?
WOMAN 3: Where is she?
YOUNG CLAMINA: Catch me!
YOUNG SEA SALT: Slow down!
CLAMINA: Okay.
CHLORINE: One...
TROLL 1: Something's wrong.
TROLL 2: Are you all right?
WALTER: What?
ANIMAL: Uh-oh.
GROTTO: Clami!
SEA SALT: It's Calypso!
GONZO: Uh-oh!
JANICE: Bummer.
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