Brave (2012) Off-screen voiceovers

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ELINOR:
Merida, come along, sweetheart.
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-We're leaving now.
-MERIDA: I saw a wisp.
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MERIDA: Some say our destiny
is tied to the land...
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MERIDA: I'm the example.
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MERIDA: But every once in a while,
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FERGUS: Leave her be.
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FERGUS: You're getting too big,
the two of you.
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ELINOR: Aha.
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-FERGUS: Hey, hey! (LAUGHS)
-(MUNCHING LOUDLY)
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-FERGUS: You're muttering.
-I don't mutter.
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GUARD: My lord!
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-...the four clans.
-MAN: Aye.
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-FERGUS: Clan Macintosh.
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-(SCOFFS)
-FERGUS: Clan MacGuffin!
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-MAN: Lies!
-What? I heard that.
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-MAN: Huh?
-(SHEEP BLEATS)
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FERGUS: You want a fresh one?
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FERGUS: Crivens, you're fierce.
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PRINCE: Ooh!
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-MAN: I got it!
-Good arm.
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ELINOR: Merida!
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-MERIDA: Ah, ah, ah.
-(GASPS)
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WITCH: The last time I did this
was for a prince.
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-ELINOR: Merida.
-Mum!
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FERGUS: All right, that's fine.
That's just fine.
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-(ALL CHEERING)
-FERGUS: Elinor, look!
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MERIDA: Why do I always get blamed
for everything? It's just not fair.
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MERIDA: Mum, you can't go out there.
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LORD DINGWALL: Another one of
your entertainments to bore us to death!
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LORD MACINTOSH:
Oh, and what exactly are we after...
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LORD MACINTOSH: ...my liege?
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LORD MACGUFFIN: Best to humor him.
He is, after all, the King.
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-(MOCK ROARING CONTINUES)
-FERGUS: Come on, lads!
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LORD MACGUFFIN:
Think we should lay a trap?
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FERGUS: Try shutting yours!
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FERGUS: I'm sure it went this way.
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LORD MACGUFFIN:
You can see my house from here.
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LORD DINGWALL:
I propped it open with a stick.
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HANDMAID: What did you see, Maudie?
Just spit it out, Maudie.
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HANDMAID: Maudie, honey, come here!
It's all right!
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MERIDA: Where are these wisps?
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MERIDA: Mum, look.
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MERIDA: Why did the wisps
bring us here?
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LORD MACINTOSH: We will not stand
for any more of this jiggery-pokery.
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LORD MACGUFFIN:
Bah, it's just a legend.
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MERIDA: And, Lord Macintosh,
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-I'll not risking losing you, too.
-MERIDA: No, Dad! Just listen to me.
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-(THUD)
-MAUDIE: Oh!
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FERGUS: There he goes.
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FERGUS: We've got his track!
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FERGUS: Watch your blade!
You're going to take somebody's arm off!
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-FERGUS: Give me a hand over here!
-Put your back into it, Dingwall!
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LORD DINGWALL:
I'm doing all the pulling here.
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LORD MACGUFFIN:
Down you go, you scoundrel.
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MERIDA: There are those who say fate
is something beyond our command,
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